The Merry Man

Wang Chen felt that he had failed too much as a human being. It seemed that he had dated girls and been dated by girls. Although he had never played with girls in bed, he was still a modern hunk who had seen countless pornographic videos. , is not considered a lover, but can barely be called a veteran.

why?

Why does a man as handsome as himself always suffer in front of a girl like Bao Lulu?Is this the so-called one thing down one thing?Wang Chen thought sadly, did he live in this world just to be bullied by this girl?Wang Chen brewed, brewed, brewed, and finally couldn't brew, so he could only explain weakly: "Sister Lulu, things are really not what you imagined."

Bao Lulu said viciously: "Pretend, you can continue to pretend to me, don't say you pretend to be innocent now, even if you pretend to be Miss Wu, I won't believe you anymore."

Wang Chen gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, Sister Lulu, I will confess."

"frank?"

Bao Lulu was taken aback for a moment, she was a little angry and sad at first, but now when she heard the word 'confess', her heart twitched inexplicably, as if something bad was about to happen.Seeing Wang Chen's serious appearance, Bao Lulu bit her lower lip and said, "Okay, I'll hear how you confess today."

Wang Chen was silent for a while, and said slowly: "Actually, I really have nothing to do with that Han Wenwen. The situation at that time was a little weird, so let's start from that dark alley in the dead of night..."

Wang Chen decided to pick up some easy-to-explain first, and he explained in detail what happened between himself and Han Wenwen that night.From the other party wanting to come to apologize, to being a hero to save the beauty, and finally taking it home, there were quite ups and downs.The plot of the story is very romantic, but the ending is very pure, or a simple person like Wang Chen never thinks about impurity at all.

The girl Bao Lulu asked suspiciously, "So bloody?"

Wang Chen said depressedly: "It's just so bloody."

Bao Lulu let out a long sigh of relief and said: "It seems that this chick Han Wenwen is interested in you. This chick is actually pretty good. I can tell that she is a kind-hearted girl and she is quite pure, so even if You didn't accept her and don't hurt her."

pure?

Wang Chen thought silently, it seems that the first time he met this chick was because she asked him to buy pornography. Is there any girl in the world who is so pure as to buy pornography?Of course, Wang Chen just discussed this in his heart, and didn't say it directly. After all, Wang Chen himself was always conceited and pure, but he couldn't hide the fact that he was selling porn.

The only thing that makes Wang Chen heave a sigh of relief now is that he seems to be not so passive now.

The girl Bi Beibei interrupted suddenly: "Cousin, what about the remaining two girls? Don't say that you saved the beauty three times in a row last night, then the plot is not dog blood, but dog shit, say What is your relationship with them?"

Wang Chen hesitated for a moment and said: "The remaining two, it's a bit long to talk, in fact, the two of them and I have known each other for a long time. Yaoxie, don't be bored with Nima, let's talk about Wang Zishuang and Xie Dan. matter."

Yaoxie chuckled, and said in a sullen voice, "What are you talking about? You are childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts? Ciao, wouldn't my sister-in-law hate me to death? Would I say such a pure man like my brother? Of course not So I will tell you responsibly, the relationship between these two girls and you is none of my business?"

"I ri!"

Inadvertently making friends, Wang Chen finally understood the true meaning of this sentence.What is inadvertent making friends? It's not that you fell into the well and he didn't save you, nor did he see you fall into the well and throw stones down to kill you, but saw you fall into the well, he He took off his pants and pissed into the well.

Wang Chen hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to rely on himself, so Wang Chen said slowly: "Sister Lulu, in fact, Wang and I..."

But before he finished speaking, Bao Lulu's face changed slightly, and she frantically blocked Wang Chen's mouth.This chick doesn't know whether she is here for real or fake, but her acting skills are quite professional anyway, she shook her head slightly and said: "I don't want to hear it anymore, and I don't want to know what kind of relationship you have with them. You are heartless , I just want to ask you a question now, is this old lady your girlfriend?"

Wang Chen was stunned, how could this woman's thinking change so fast, it made people feel a little bit overwhelmed for a while.Seeing Wang Chen's hesitation, the corners of Bao Lulu's eyes revealed a look of death-like loneliness, but the girl still had a rather sturdy look on her face and said, "Damn it! Good brother, you should give me a shout!" , does this old lady count as your girlfriend?"

Wang Chen: "Squeak."

"I ri!"

Yaoxie's hand trembled and almost hit the tree on the side of the road.Liya, Bi Beibei and the lunatic also looked at him quite speechlessly, their admiration for Wang Chen was like the footwashing water for 13 billion Chinese people, and they talked endlessly.

"Hey, I got it. Good brother, no matter who you are with, don't forget that I once liked you so much. Nainai, you are the only one who has seduced so many times and seduced others The animal in the hands of the old woman. You must tell me when you get married, even if I don't go, I will bless you."

Bao Lulu turned her head away a little lonely. When she said this, she first smiled, and the circles behind her eyes became redder and redder. Finally, big tears couldn't help falling down.The current plot suddenly exceeded Wang Chen's control, Wang Chen was stunned on the spot, his mouth was so big that he didn't know what to say.

Bao Lulu looked up and saw that Wang Chen didn't respond, and couldn't help but burst into a rage: "Damn! You are a heartless thing, can't you be a little bit guilty, and then come to coax me? Let's be siblings anyway, Are you so happy to see my mother cry? Nainai, my mother has always known that you are a heartless animal, but...but your sister and mother just like you, just like you, what do you say, what do you say, old lady what do I do?"

When Bao Lulu talked about the emotional part, with snot and tears, she lay on Wang Chen's arms and began to cry bitterly. While crying, her small fist was still hammering Wang Chen's chest. The posture really has the feeling of a Korean drama, revealing a strong smell of brain damage.

Yaoxie and Crazy fell silent. It is not suitable for them to do anything at this time. After all, this is Wang Chen's private matter. They can participate, but it is definitely not about this matter. At this time, they are helping Wang Chen to make a decision. .

Bi Beibei and Liya opened their mouths, but they couldn't say any comforting words.Liya thought a little painfully in her heart, let her cry once at this time, it is not easy for a woman to find a man who can cry in her life, I am afraid this time she got out of the car, when she wants to cry again, she can only cry to him. There is no way to face the person you like while looking at the moon.

Bi Beibei suddenly felt a little sour in her heart. Like Bao Lulu, she was actually a girl with a strong appearance but a soft heart.Under this situation, Bi Beibei only felt that her toughness had completely disappeared. She wanted to pull Bao Lulu back fiercely, and then beat Wang Chen fiercely, but for some reason, this This idea just kept repeating in my mind, but I couldn't implement it.