The Merry Man

Master Xieyue held the rosary in his hand and smiled slightly: "Namo Amitabha Buddha, the Buddha is in the heart, and the fate is a fellow traveler. If there is a fate, no matter where we are now, we will meet at that point and walk on the same road. Wang Chen Benefactor, we met again, so it can be seen that you are indeed the old monk's fate."

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Wang Chen faintly felt a little chilly, if you were called so ambiguous by an old monk, and it was someone he was destined to blame, you would probably have a chilly feeling too.Wang Chen didn't have the slightest interest in this old monk's old chrysanthemum.

This old monk is exactly the old monk Wang Chen met last time when he took Xiaoshuang and Xiaorou to the amusement park for bungee jumping.At that time, Wang Chen felt that the identity of this old monk was quite strange. Such an old guy would still play bungee jumping. He didn't expect that the other party was so weird that he became the Master Xieyue of Berlin Temple. Who can you ask for reasoning with your sister?

Yaoxie and Madman turned their heads to look at Wang Chen at the same time, their eyes were quite confused, they did not expect that the people Wang Chen met along the way were all acquaintances.

Wang Chen shook his head and smiled wryly: "Master's words are serious, forgive me for my stupid eyes, I didn't recognize the master at the beginning."

"Namo Amitabha!"

Master Xieyue drank a Buddha's name, then took two steps lightly, and said slowly: "The Buddha said that there is no self, and no self is no Buddha, and no self and no Buddha. Since I am a Buddha, the Buddha is me. They are all stinky skins, Wang Chen benefactor, you and I were able to meet in the crowd at that time, this is a fate destined to be great, as for whether you can recognize my skin, what does it matter?"

Wang Chen laughed dryly, not knowing how to answer.

Wang Chen hated three kinds of people the most in his life, one was the woman who took off his clothes when he came up, the other was the woman who refused to take off his clothes no matter how he got on, and the third was the monk.Each of these old guys speaks in a mysterious way, you have to have a certain understanding to understand, if you don’t have enough understanding, you may be complacent when you are scolded by them.

The ancients said that it is better to fight with a scholar than to talk to an old monk. No matter how good a scholar is, he can't beat a good old monk. This is what history tells us.In history, there used to be a very good scholar named Su Dongpo, who was hurt like this, and he was in tears when he said it.

In fact, Su Dongpo was just like Wang Chen, a rather innocent child. At that time, he was meditating with an old bald donkey named Foyin. After believing it, he was still complacent, and satirized the old bald donkey Foyin and said: "The Master's sitting posture is like a pile of cow dung."

At that time, Su Dongpo was quite happy, and felt that he finally had a good time in front of this old monk, and he went back to show off with his delicate little sister, but unfortunately, this little girl has big breasts, but she is quite smart and savvy Quite ten stars, the little girl understood the meaning of Foyin's words at once, and said speechlessly: "My dear brother, don't call me Su Dongpo in the future, you are called Su Dongpo, and Foyin is named after Buddha. My heart looks at you, so I see you like a Buddha, and you say that others are like cow dung, what is in your heart?"

From this we can see that no matter how educated you are, don't scold monks, otherwise you have to say thank you cheerfully when you are scolded.All the monks were nicknamed Zhao Benshan. Wang Chen knew this truth well, so he just laughed dryly and didn't speak.

Master Xie Yue smiled and asked: "Benefactor Wang Chen, what do you think of my Berlin Temple?"

Wang Chen was taken aback. It is said that these monks hate superficial things the most. Why are you asking this now?Wang Chen thought for a while, and said slowly: "The layout of Bolin Temple is very strong. Every plant and tree can be arrayed. It is small and all-encompassing to accommodate the universe, and it can store dust and make it airtight. I have not Count exactly how many times the Bolin Temple hides."

What Wang Chen said is the truth, there are simply countless formations in the Bolin Temple, not to mention him, I am afraid that even his father Wang Hao may not be able to say a specific number.

Master Xieyue showed a proud look on his face and said: "Namo Amitabha, there are three thousand formations in my Bolin Temple, and these three thousand formations can be divided into [-] formations. In terms of formations alone, I The Berlin Temple dares to be called the number one in the world!"

"World number one?"

Wang Chen was a little speechless and thought, this bragging is really a bit out of date and unconventional, it is simply a bragging pen, blowing up the bull pen.It is true that the formation of Bolin Temple is very strong, but it is really close to being the number one in the world. Apart from other things, the 9000 million dust particles in Kunlun alone can completely blow up Bolin Temple in terms of quantity.

Master Xie Yue smiled as if he had seen through Wang Chen's thoughts: "Benefactor Wang Chen, I'm afraid you don't understand, but in fact, I, Bolin Temple, can also be regarded as a formation eye?"

Wang Chen was stunned and said: "The eyes of the array?"

Master Xieyue said proudly: "Three thousand formations and 9000 formations, this is just one formation eye of my Berlin Temple, Kunlun's 300 million dust formations, Huashan's [-] million sword pit formations, Kongtong Zhuxian formation, and some The rest of the powerful formations, although they are equally strong, are not as good as my Bolin Temple's formation, do you think my Bolin Temple is the number one in the world?"

Wang Chen was completely stunned by Master Xie Yue's words this time, three thousand formations, ninety thousand formations?Is this still a total array of eyes?How many formations does this Nima have in total?If you have to find a very vivid metaphor, it is that every step you take in the Berlin Temple, it is estimated that you will step on more than a dozen positions, which is far beyond description with horror.

Wang Chen suddenly found sadly that he seemed to underestimate this silent Berlin Temple hidden in an ordinary county town.

Master Xie Yue was more excited than seeing the Buddha when he mentioned this, and said with a red face: "My Bolin Temple and Zhaozhou Bridge, the Dharani Sutra Building and Zhaozhou Small Stone Bridge echo each other, forming a four-door pocket formation. , advance can be attacked, retreat can be defended, among other things, at least it can protect Zhaozhou's thousand years of peace!"

Yaoxie yelled subconsciously: "I...Damn it! So scary?"

The lunatic scratched his head and said, "Although I didn't understand, I also feel terrible."

Yaoxie laughed and said, "Actually, I didn't understand either."

Wang Chen rolled his eyes at these two treasures, took a deep breath, stabilized his emotions and frowned slightly: "Master Xie Yue, I don't know why you are telling us these things? I think Bolin Temple is a thousand-year-old temple, so you won't be stingy It’s time to show off in front of us juniors, so please ask Master Xie Yue to speak clearly, so that we can feel a little better.”

Wang Chen was also shocked by these words of Master Xie Yue, but although he was shocked, he still suppressed the shock well in his heart, and was going to ask his father before going back.Although the formation of Bolin Temple is very strong, no matter how strong the formation is, it will be dead after all. In the arena, strength is not the formation.