The Merry Man

"I ri!"

Chen Yang felt like crying now, and he suddenly realized that he still underestimated the shamelessness of these three people.

Who is the scariest person in this world?It's not Niubi's martial arts masters, nor those little people who are at the bottom of the rivers and lakes, but the little people who are at the bottom of the rivers and lakes suddenly become Niubi's martial arts masters.Because these people don't have the demeanor of a master, but they have the strength of a master.

The three of Wang Chen and the others are just like this, they don't have the style of a master at all, not only have no style, on the contrary, Nima is also particularly crazy.

boom!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wang Chen took another quick step and punched again, this time hitting directly on the bridge of Chen Yang's nose, and Chen Yang fell down with his nose bleeding.Wang Chen was quite wretched, relying on the lunatic to block the opponent in front, and he drew cold knives behind his back from time to time, making it hard to guard against.

Thinking about how coquettish this Chen Yang was back then, he could appear behind Wang Chen without making a sound, handing out invitations and playing threats, and only playing chrysanthemums.But I didn't expect that the retribution would come so soon, and it would be so turbulent.

"Wang Chen, you have to kill me today, or one day you will fall into my hands, Chen Yang, and I will make your life worse than death!" Chen Yang covered his nose, and blood flowed down his fingers Come down, now he doesn't care about his image, he stared at Wang Chen viciously and said, his eyes almost wanted to peel Wang Chen alive.

Wang Chen chuckled and said, "Don't worry, brother only killed you today, I'm looking forward to the day when you make my life worse than death. Crazy, let's continue to cooperate"

The lunatic responded, and rushed forward with his fist again. Chen Yang hurriedly dodged, and when he just dodged the lunatic's fist, Wang Chen took the opportunity to appear in front of him again.

boom! boom! boom!

This time Wang Chen used all his strength and kicked Chen Yang's stomach three times in a row, and also used Xuan Huang Qi.Under the destruction of Xuanhuang Qi, Chen Yang took a deep breath, only feeling that his stomach was being stabbed by a knife, and he almost suffocated due to the pain.

I want your chrysanthemum while you are sick!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Yaoxie appeared behind Chen Yang in a rather wretched position, holding three gold needles, and plunged into the opponent's lower back at once.

"what!"

Chen Yang screamed, his legs went numb, and he fell directly to the ground.

Wang Chen chuckled twice, then kicked him flying.

Chen Yang smashed on a table next to him. A bowl of boiling hot soup happened to be placed on the table. The hot soup was impartial and poured all over his face.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Chen Yang screamed several times in a row, the sound was so sad that anyone who saw it cried.

This is not a fight at all, but a unilateral killing.

After a full minute, Chen Yang stood up tremblingly.Chen Yang's eyes were like poisonous snakes, he fixed his eyes on Wang Chen and the others and said: "Chen Yang admits what happened today, today is a shame, and then I will repay him a thousand times, ten thousand times, let's wait and see !"

Yaoxie smiled, and said wretchedly: "I said Chen Yang boy, can you wait for a while to talk about revenge, I think you'd better go to the toilet to find some paper now, take a look, you will We beat you and shit in your pants, what are you still bragging about?"

"Fart! I..."

Chen Yang subconsciously looked at his pants, and was stunned.

The onlookers next to him also subconsciously looked at Chen Yang's crotch. At this time, a classic scene that everyone talked about appeared.On the back of Chen Yang's trousers, the chrysanthemum was slowly bulging at a speed visible to the naked eye.

puff!

In order to match everyone's thoughts, Chen Yang farted subconsciously. The fart was not loud, but it happened to be heard clearly by everyone.A smell of feces and farts, in the cafeteria of Bolin Temple, the fragrance of ten miles is wafting.

Everyone was dumbfounded, as if this guy who looked like a little boy had really been beaten out of shit.

Chen Yang's face turned from white to red, and from red to pale again. Finally, his legs gave way and he fell to the ground.It was probably because he hadn't pooped for a long time, and this time he pooped a lot. It would be fine if he didn't sit down. After sitting down, the poop squeezed out along the crotch, revealing a faint yellow color, which was extremely dazzling.

"Damn it! It's really a shit, this little boy is really beaten to shit."

"Namo Amitabha, by the Lord Buddha, is this the legendary public shit?"

"Damn it! Buddha, my meager fans are few. If I upload the picture, the fans will be like falling flowers and flowing water, talking endlessly?"

……

Chen Yang stood up with a pale complexion, his eyes stared straight at Wang Chen, there was no anger in his eyes but it was like dead silence, revealing a strong evil spirit.

Chen Yang took a deep breath and said slowly, "You guys did it just now, right?"

Wang Chen shook his head and said, "I didn't do it."

"Wang Chen, Yaoxie, lunatic, I, Chen Yang, will never die with the three of you!"

Chen Yang threw down a harsh word, and quickly walked out of the cafeteria of Bolin Temple without looking back. He didn't know whether he was going to the toilet or went home to calm down.This time Chen Yang was completely ashamed and thrown home. He was beaten and shitted in public. If this spread to the Jianghu, the limelight...

Wang Chen and the lunatic looked at Yaoxie at the same time, they knew that this nima must be the work of Yaoxie.

One must know that this Chen Yang is also a master of martial arts, if not for the presence of a lunatic, even Wang Chen and Yaoxie may not be his opponents.It is obviously unscientific to be beaten and shit for no reason.

Yaoxie laughed dryly, scratched his head and said, "Accident, it was purely an accident just now, I don't know how I got three needles into his acupoint."

Wang Chen rolled his eyes at him, would there be an accident when the evil spirit administers the needle?There is only one thing in this guy's life that will have an accident, and that is to get someone else's girlfriend pregnant unexpectedly.

Wang Chen said contemptuously: "Shameless!"

The lunatic nodded and said, "Wretched!"

Yaoxie stared and protested: "Damn it! Do you want to show some face?"

Wang Chen stepped forward, lightly patted Yaoxie on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Although you are quite shameless in doing this, I like this style. Shit in public, wow haha, I see him Chen Yang How do you come out to meet people?"

The lunatic also stepped forward and patted Yaoxie on the shoulder and said, "Very wretched, very powerful, very pleasing to the eye!"

"I ri!"

Yaoxie followed up speechlessly and said: "Nainai, I didn't do this for the two of you. Oh, I'm really depressed, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin. Forget it, my head smells like shit when I think about it." .Now that we haven’t had a good meal, it seems that it’s unscientific to continue eating, so what shall we do now?”

Wang Chen said without turning his head: "Let's find something to eat, I can't be hungry."

As soon as Wang Chen and the others left the cafeteria, they were stopped by a young monk. The young monk put his hands together and said, "Three benefactors, Master Xie Yue asked me to notify the three benefactors, and invite the three benefactors to go."