The Merry Man

After Wang Chen left the toilet, he went out of the Bolin Temple first, and took a bath at the gate of the Bolin Temple. When he went to the bathhouse, the little girl in charge stared straight at her eyes.

This little girl works in the bathhouse, and she is considered a sturdy girl who has seen wind and rain, and has also experienced rainbows. Like this kind of sturdy girl who comes out to mess around, people who are usually disgusting have seen countless people. Even if she is not invulnerable, at least she can be called invulnerable, but today she realized that she was wrong, and all the wrong panties fell off.The moment she saw Wang Chen, the little girl felt that her values ​​and outlook on life had undergone earth-shaking changes.

Smelly enough to attract flies is a kind of strength.

It stinks to the point that the flies flying over it will be suffocated to death. This shit can be said to be in a state of mind!

The little girl was completely shocked by the smell on Wang Chen's body. After Wang Chen entered the bathhouse, the little girl came back to the smell and subconsciously said to herself: "I'm a good boy, I guess there is no smell on the person who picked up the excrement." It smells so bad, could it be that the man was pulled out of the dung just now?"

Fortunately, no one has come out of the bathhouse now, otherwise he would be scared by Wang Chen, and there will be shadows in the bath in the future.

If you stay in the toilet for three days, you will understand how enjoyable it is to soak comfortably in hot water, especially the place where Wang Chen stays is not an ordinary toilet, but the most primitive toilet in the legendary Berlin Temple , its taste is almost alone in this world.

Wang Chen feels that he is very happy now.

What is happiness?

Happiness is having hot water, being able to hum songs, and let the tune run.

Wang Chen washed for a full two hours this time, and even washed his clothes once. After he finished washing, the pool, which was clear just now, was as black as ink.Wearing wet clothes, Wang Chen left the bathhouse in a very cool manner under the worshipful eyes of the little girl in charge.After leaving the bathhouse, Wang Chen began to think about a very important matter, that is, he hadn't eaten for three days.

Wrong, it should have been four days, because the old monk Xie Yue vomited up all the food he ate on the day he came to Berlin Temple, and the remaining residue was also scrapped in the toilet.Wang Chen doesn't have the courage to go back to his little den to look for food, now that little den is no different from a dragon's pond or a tiger's den, he will go there but never return.

First, there is an agreement between him and Master Xieyue that he cannot leave the Berlin Temple within seven days. It can be said that it is a special situation to take a bath at the gate of the Berlin Temple this time. If he goes home by himself, it is not a special situation, but It's a serious situation.

The second is that Wang Chen is not ready to go home. Now that girl Bao Lulu should have returned to her hut. A tough girl like Bao Lulu meets Wang Zishuang, and Xie Dan is the same. Wang Chen couldn't even imagine what kind of sparks a tough girl could create.Don't dare to say anything else, what Wang Chen can be sure of is that these sparks are enough to burn him to death.

Wang Chen said to himself: "Damn it! The only 20 yuan left on my body was spent in the shower just now. Is it possible that I want to have a king's meal today?"

Eating Bawang Meal is indeed a very creative and exciting thing, but where to eat it is a problem.Finally, after thinking about it again and again, Wang Chen had no choice but to return to the Berlin Temple. After arriving at the temple, Wang Chen did not go to Master Xieyue for the first time, but sneaked towards the cafeteria of the Berlin Temple.

"Do you know? There seems to be a problem with our stupa just now. If Master Yuanyue was not there, the relics would probably fly out by themselves."

"Cut! Don't force me to call you uneducated. If you don't understand anything, you can understand nonsense. Our stupa is a thousand-year-old temple, and these relics can't break through at all."

"That may not be true. This relic belongs to the living Buddha. Once the power erupts, I feel that our stupa will not be able to stop it at all."

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Although the current Bolin Temple has suppressed the matter of the relics, it is difficult to guard against public opinion, and there are still many informed monks quietly discussing this matter.

When Wang Chen lurked into the cafeteria, he happened to hear the conversation between the two young monks. Wang Chen frowned slightly. The relics in the Bolin Temple have problems so soon?When Wang Chen ran into Chen Yang in the toilet two days ago when he stole the Buddha's golden body from Berlin Temple, he heard him talking to himself that this Buddha's golden body was used to suppress the relics, and this time the relics appeared The problem is absolutely inseparable from Chen Yang.

This was just Wang Chen's thought, even if the relic of Bolin Temple flew away and cared about his business, there is still a more difficult task in front of him, that is to steal a few steamed buns first.Wrong, how can cultural people’s things be called stealing, Namo Amitabha, this should be called first to get a few steamed buns, monks are compassionate, and take a few steamed buns as their mercy.

Wang Chen gave a reason to convince himself, and quietly left the corner to sneak in.

Now it's almost time for lunch, those steamed buns are steaming hot, Wang Chen's saliva is almost drooling.Seeing that this thick drawer of steamed buns was placed on one side, and no one was guarding it, Wang Chen was secretly delighted, and quietly touched it, and found two steamed buns.

After Wang Chen took the steamed buns, he didn't leave immediately, but hid next to the steamed bun drawer. This guy hasn't eaten for three days now. Seeing the steamed buns is closer than seeing his own father. He ate it, but he was very happy and sad, he ate too fast, the steamed bun got stuck in his throat, Wang Chen's eyeballs were about to burst out, and his face was flushed red.

Wang Chen saw that there was a pool next to him, so he rushed towards the pool in a hurry.

I rely on!

Wang Chen went to drink water but didn't pay attention to his feet, he tripped over the steamed bun drawer all of a sudden, only heard a "pop", Wang Chen fell heavily on the ground, and the stuck steamed bun was thrown by him with a gurgling sound. swallowed.Wang Chen turned his head, only to see the thick drawer of steamed buns fell to the ground, and those steamed buns rolled all over the ground.

"I ri!"

Wang Chen helped the drawer up in a panic, but more than half of those steamed buns had already fallen to the ground.Wang Chen was picking up steamed buns on the ground in a panic at the moment. He didn't notice that someone was already standing in front of him. A pair of feet appeared in his sight. Wang Chen raised his head subconsciously, and saw a middle-aged monk with an angry expression on his face. looking at myself.

Wang Chen explained embarrassingly: "Master, I... I was wrong, I just wanted to eat two steamed buns, but I knocked over the drawer unexpectedly."

"Hmph! Where did the little thief come from? How dare you sneak into my back kitchen? Come with me to see the abbot!" The middle-aged monk's eyes were full of anger, his hands were clawed, his veins were bulging, and he was about to reach out to the abbot. Wang Chen grabbed it by the shoulder.If this paw was caught, even if he would not be seriously injured, his shoulder would probably be red and swollen for several days.

Wang Chen was slightly taken aback. If he saw the abbot, he would probably have to be caught by that guy Xie Yue, but now that the evil spirits and lunatics haven't cultivated the Buddha's heart, wouldn't they have to face the darkness alone by then? live?