The Merry Man

How fast is the madman?

Not only does it bring wind when running, but Nima also has a strong Chinese style!In the blink of an eye between Wang Chen and Yaoxie, the lunatic had already jumped down. ..

Wang Chen yelled: "Damn!" He hurriedly took two steps, and with the help of the black and yellow aura, he rose into the air.Now the lunatic just jumped up, before he had the tendency to fall, he was kicked out of the air by Wang Chen.

Wang Chen used this recoil force to stand on the air vent again, leaving only the sad lunatic struggling to force the child, who didn't understand what was going on at all, and felt himself kicked hard, and then with a "bang", he was caught It hit the wall of the toilet.Guys, you should know that the inner wall of the Bolin Temple toilet is made of that kind of primitive mud, and the lunatic was directly kicked by Wang Chen with big characters printed on it, and the buttons couldn't be buckled off.

Wang Chen stood at the air vent, this time he was completely speechless and messy, he had seen a lot of top quality, but this was the first time Nima saw someone jumping into the cesspit, shouting wine or meat , to what extent does this shit have to be superb to do such a superb thing?

"Woooo!"

The lunatic struggled for a while, and finally broke free from the slab. Before he could recover, he fell from mid-air with a bang, and lay heavily on the ground. The lunatic bounced on the ground twice, and then he remained motionless .I saw a hand-deep human-shaped imprint recessed on the wall of the toilet, and there was a three-centimeter-deep hole between the imprint's legs, which was extremely dazzling.

Wang Chen and Yaoxie hurriedly jumped down from the vent. Wang Chen stood in front of the lunatic's head, patted his head and asked, "Damn it! Are you dead?"

The lunatic's weak voice sounded: "It's okay, I still have a breath..."

Yaoxie squatted in front of the lunatic and asked in bewilderment: "Then did you break your head?"

The lunatic scolded: "Get out!"

Yaoxie sighed: "It looks like it's really disabled."

madman:"……"

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It was already 5 minutes later when the lunatic got up from the ground. What puzzled Wang Chen was that the lunatic had also comprehended the Buddha's heart, but the way this guy comprehended it was quite speechless, because he was so hungry, so hungry. After that, I felt that the sky and the world were full of meat, and the underground cesspools had also turned into meat, and the Buddha's heart was realized.

This Nima should be the only one in Buddhism for so many millennia who starved out of the Buddha's heart by looking at the cesspit?

Yaoxie and the lunatic are estimated to be so hungry that they are about to die. Regardless of the strange smell of the toilet in the Bolin Temple, the two of them gobbled up the four steamed buns that Wang Chen picked up on the ground. After the two of them finished eating, the three of them left He rushed towards the hut of Master Xie Yue.

Along the way, the young monks ran away holding their noses when they saw the three of them. If one of the young monks hadn't been stopped, he would have reported 120 and called the doctor to take the three of them back to the psychiatric hospital.The three of them had sullen faces along the way, as if they were not close to strangers.

Now Master Xieyue is frowning and thinking about the relic, and the change of the relic is definitely the top priority of the Bolin Temple. If this matter is not handled properly, it may be a fatal blow to the entire temple.Behind the scenes, the Zhaozhou Bridge has changed, the big demon has appeared, the Buddha's golden body in the Berlin Temple has been lost, and the current relics have changed. This series of events is so weird and outrageous.

Just when Mage Xie Yue was engrossed, she was suddenly interrupted by a violent knock on the door. Mage Xie Yue frowned tightly, and just as she was about to reprimand the door, it was kicked open with a bang.Master Xie Yue subconsciously turned his head away, before he could get angry, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.

I saw three people standing at the door, except for one of them, Wang Chen with a relatively normal complexion, the other two, if you had to use one word to describe them, it would be domineering!If you want to describe it in one sentence, it is quite domineering!I saw that these two people had fluffy hair, one part of their faces was black and the other was white, their complexions were like those of opera singers, and countless flies were buzzing and screaming around the two of them.

It's not important, what's important is that from time to time there are still a few flies buzzing and fainted!

Master Xie Yue asked dumbfounded: "You...how did you become like this?"

"I rely on!"

Yaoxie's eyes were wide open, and he was so angry that he shouted directly: "How did we become like this, you still have the face to ask us? Old monk, don't you know this matter? Obviously you put The three of us threw it into the toilet vent, if the three of us hadn't been more tenacious, what you saw now would be three corpses!"

"This……"

Master Xie Yue smiled sarcastically. In fact, he brought Wang Chen and the three of them to that place in a fit of anger, and later regretted it.But at that time, because he couldn't hold back his face, he planned to pick them up after two days, but at this time something happened to Sha Lizi, so he forgot about Wang Chen and the three of them...

This forgetting doesn't matter, what matters is that the three of them came back after being killed.

Of course the three of them, Wang Chen and the others, didn't know about it. If they knew, it might not be as simple as anger. They might have smashed the hut of old monk Xie Yue directly.

Master Xieyue touched his nose and said: "Namo Amitabha, isn't this old man trying to sharpen the state of mind of the three of you? There is a scientific basis, I am also doing it for the good of the three of you, old man."

"Humph!"

Yaoxie snorted and said viciously: "Then don't I still have to thank you? Old bald donkey, I thank you! I thank you for your fine nectar, I thank you for your toilet training, I really thank you, I thank your ancestors Eighteenth generation! I bless you, become the ninth generation monk, then the ninth generation eunuch, and finally the ninth generation homosexual!"

Master Xie Yue said helplessly: "Okay, okay, although this matter is kind, but it is a bit reckless to do it. Let's not talk about it. Haven't you three already come out? Let's call this matter." By the way, how did the three of you get down?"

Yaoxie rolled his eyes at him and said, "What do you think?"

Master Xie Yue stared at her eyes, and subconsciously called out: "Could it be that the three of you have already comprehended the Buddha's heart?"

Yaoxie curled her lips and said, "I have some unfortunate news for you, you guessed it right."

"I rely on!"

This time even an old monk as calm as Master Xie Yue couldn't help but swear.

This time Master Xie Yue was completely shocked. If he was a little bit shocked just now because Yaoxie and their appearance were not modern, then this time he was quite shocked from the inside to the outside, from left to right.How many days have passed?It's only been three days since your sister's life, and this nima has realized the Buddha's heart?

Master Xieyue prides himself on studying the Buddha's heart thoroughly. In Master Xieyue's concept, even those who are born with the Buddha's fate will need at least four days to comprehend the Buddha's heart.Three days to comprehend the Buddha's mind, this Nima's is a bit too unscientific?Could it be that the three of them are the legendary proud sons of heaven?Do Nima is born with Buddha's fate?

This shit is even more unscientific!

It is rare to see a person who is born with Buddha's fate in a hundred years. If three appear at once, it is either nonsense or bragging.

Master Xie Yue took a deep breath and stopped answering, but closed his eyes and began to recite scriptures silently.Wang Chen, the lunatic and Yaoxie frowned slightly, only feeling a sense of dizziness resounding from their minds, this Buddhist scripture was like a lullaby, making people drowsy.

Just when Wang Chen felt that he was about to fall asleep, suddenly a cold current flowed from his heart from the inside to the outside, hitting his brain nerves at once, Wang Chen gave a jolt and recovered instantly.

Wang Chen's eyes widened sharply and he exclaimed, "What do you want to do?!"