The Merry Man

"Xiao Chenzi!"

In Wang Chen's dream, a person suddenly appeared, and he yelled the three words 'Xiaochenzi' to himself!Who is this person, why his voice and his appearance are so familiar.

"Damn! Have you been beaten stupid!?" Yaoxie stood next to Wang Chen, threw out three needles, and pierced three acupuncture points on Wang Chen's body. The part pricked by the gold needle.

"Damn! Yaofeng, why are you sticking a needle at me!?" Wang Chen sat on the ground, leaning against a big tree with a diameter of two meters, and said to Yaofeng who was standing aside with a puzzled expression.

"Little Chenzi, you have been in a coma for a long time. I kindly rescued you, but you didn't appreciate it. It's a very romantic thing for me to stand by when you shouted 'Yan Ziniang, my little lady...' while you were unconscious. Cooperate with you and say, 'Oh, my husband, I'm here!'!" Yaoxie despised Wang Chen for a while, the expression on his face was really smellier than stinky fish.

Yan Ziniang?Why is this name so familiar?By the way, she is Lao Tzu's woman!Wang Chen thought depressingly in his heart.And a coma?What's the situation?

Wang Chen turned his head to look at the environment he was in now, and found that it was a forest, and there were all kinds of trees with names and names that he couldn't name at a glance.

Yaoxie stood in front of him, Tingfeng, Madman and a woman!Um?Isn't this Miss Blue?

"By the way, Yaoxie, where is this? I just didn't..."

"You fell into the Gu cast by Elder Hong in our tribe. If I hadn't begged for mercy, you would have died long ago. I asked my father to save your life and was about to send you out of the territory of Yunnan, but I didn't go out for a long time. I met these three people, they claimed to be your friends, and then I brought you here." Wang Chen was interrupted by Miss Lan before he could finish his sentence.

Following what Miss Lan said, Wang Chen's memory drifted to the time when he was fighting Elder Hong. At that time, he was obviously in the upper hand, so why did he fall into his spell now? !

Many doubts hovered in Wang Chen's heart.

"Damn it!" Suddenly, Wang Chen seemed to think of something, he yelled, startling the four people around him.

"Xiao Chenzi, you've seen a ghost in broad daylight! What a ghost!" Yaoxie also yelled like Wang Chen.

Wang Chen was a little speechless, seeing the expressions on their faces, there was nothing false, and Yaoxie also said that he had been in a coma for a long time, and just woke up.Could it be that his wife Yan Ziniang is just an illusory character in his dreams? !Uh... It seems that I lost my memory when I was in the dream...

Pit father, too Nima's cheating father!

Thinking about it this way made Wang Chen feel even more depressed, why did the current self become so slutty, the previous self would never have such a sexual dream!

Could it be because of a night of messing around with that tough girl Bao Lulu?

"Okay, Yaoxie, Tingfeng and Madman, how do you know I'm in Yunnan?" Wang Chen realized that he was dreaming just now, so he didn't continue to dwell on these illusory things. The most important thing right now is to find the little girl. Double soul, bring her back, and keep her by her side forever.

"Damn! Xiaochenzi, you make me sad when you say that!" The person who spoke is not a demon now, but has been standing by the side listening to the wind with a worried face.

"Little Chenzi, I really didn't expect that you would come to such a dangerous place in Yunnan for a little loli beside you. As your brother, I really want to say—I slap you to death! If It was I, Tingfeng Tingfeng, the handsome guy, I think you must have cried and turned around and went home to your shabby house to play with your little ones!" Tingfeng's face was full of beatings, coupled with The words he said made Wang Chen feel like a pain in the ass... oh no, it doesn't hurt.The eggs are broken and it still hurts!Well, yes, it's the pain.

"Stop, stop!" Sitting on the ground, Wang Chen stretched his hands forward, said stop, and made a stop gesture with his hand, and then said: "Well, if you die, I will definitely die!" Laugh a few times, and then go back to my dilapidated house to play with my hidden charms." Wang Chen just said that, if he was really asked to do this, he really wouldn't be able to do this kind of sorry for his brother.

"Damn! Xiao Chenzi, I misjudged you! I heard from your old man that you survived the catastrophe easily, and then came to Yunnan alone for the little loli beside you. Thanks to me, the handsome guy who listened to the wind for your life Desperate to everything, I immediately dragged the two idiots, Yaoxie and Madman, to come here to rescue you in a fashionable human-powered electric tricycle in Zhaozhou City. Because we left in a hurry and didn't bring any money, we were beaten up by the driver... Now , You actually said such things to me..." Tingfeng is really shameless, he has simply mastered the essence of shamelessness, and practice shamelessness at home when he has nothing to do.

Nima!What does it mean to survive the catastrophe with ease? In order to resist the nine thunders, I almost gave my life to go in!Forget it, the most fashionable human-powered electric tricycle in Zhaozhou City?What the hell is this shit!You heard that the last time the toilet at home was blocked, didn’t you have to use it to go to the toilet 20 meters away from home?Wang Chen was really in pain, he also found that he shouldn't be joking with Tingfeng, he was wrong, the wrong panty and hood fell off...

At this time, a strange situation appeared...

Tingfeng suddenly felt that a hand was placed on each of his left and right shoulders.Through the clothes, he can feel: one hand is as smooth as a woman, while the other hand is rougher than old bark...

Ting Feng turned his head and saw Madman and Yaoxie staring at him with wide eyes, and said: "Who are you calling a fool?!" The two said in unison.This nima... It really has nothing to do with the two of them. It is unbearable to be called a fool for no reason, even if the person said is his brother!

"Brothers, I was wrong. I lost all my panties and hoods. I wasn't talking about you guys. It was Wang Chen, that idiot!" Ting Feng immediately felt his shoulders comfortable...

Wang Chen yelled in his heart: What does this shit have to do with me!Didn't I just wake up from a coma! ?The real Nima was shot while lying down!

Just kidding, Wang Chen still knows the brothers around Wang Chen quite well, and Wang Chen is 100% assured of their character.

At this time, the lunatic stepped forward and said, "I never expected that you could even survive the legendary Nine Heavens Tribulations. This time, I don't think anyone in our generation will be able to compete with you again!" People." What the lunatic said is indeed true, Wang Chen's current strength is fully deployed, even his old man Wang Hao may not be an opponent.The realm of breaking the sky is really no ordinary bull fork!