Qi Yu Millennium

"I'll go back right away." I said eagerly and ended the call. After saying goodbye to Lin, I drove back in a hurry.

"What trouble did you cause me again?" I dialed the number of King Kong Cannon in the car.King Kong Pao's mind was always missing strings, and restoring his memory didn't make him much smarter.

"Didn't you ask me to accept disciples?" There was a lot of noise beside the Vajra Cannon, and there were many people talking about something in a hurry.

"What's wrong?" I asked loudly.Before I left, I did tell him to let him recruit some beginner disciples.

"I've recruited too many people. Seven or eight hundred people have come here, and I can't even get rid of them. Come back soon." King Kong Pao said and started talking to the people next to him, leaving me alone.

"Why did you recruit so many people?" I finally asked angrily when the Vajra Cannon had time.

"I went to the city square early this morning to place an advertisement, and everyone followed me." King Kong Pao shouted.

"Who are they?" I frowned.The so-called advertising of King Kong Cannon is probably a show off of spells.

"There are hundreds of old men and women doing morning exercises. Oh, don't pull me." King Kong Pao was completely panicked.

"Call the police and drive them away." When I thought of the Ziyang Temple, which was finally rebuilt, being trampled on by those secular people, I couldn't restrain my anger.

"Report, people don't care about this matter. Don't touch the dog, you're courting death." King Kong Cannon yelled at something loudly.

"Move the troops." In desperation, I thought of using power for personal gain.

"Song Yu doesn't care." King Kong Pao said angrily.He was not scheming, he must have told the truth, it was no wonder Song Yu was able to transfer troops to him, maybe he was laughing at him at the headquarters right now.

"Don't let them harass Nalu." The dog barking on the other end of the phone made me even angrier, and I shouted at the King Kong Cannon on the phone.

"Come back quickly, I can't control it anymore, Gongyangzhu and the others have sent out invitations by the Wind Chaser, and there are not many people on the mountain." King Kong Pao shouted in response.

"Damn it, go to the back mountain to wake up San'er and scare him away." I lost my mind in anger.

"It doesn't listen to me." Diamond Pao shouted.

"Listen well, standing upright is 'head up'. Moving forward is 'dragon'. Neighing is 'battle cry'..." I quickly charged the Vajra Cannon and said the command to control Sanyin Pishui, but those They are all passwords used in the early days of getting along, and I don't know if Sanyin Pishui still remembers them.

"Great, I'll go right away." Vajra Pao suddenly became interested.

"Don't step on its head." I told him helplessly.Whether Sanyin Pishui can obey his commands is a matter of choice, and naturally he will not let the Vajra Cannon stand on its head like me.

Hang up the phone, slam on the accelerator and fly back.Unexpectedly, the more urgent and the more chaotic, I even missed the gas station in the service area on the way, and waited for three hours on the expressway for the rescue team to deliver gasoline.It was already the early morning of the next day when we returned to Ziyang Temple.

The situation in Ziyang Temple was even worse than I imagined. Not only were there no fewer people, but there were many more people, densely crowded on the mountain gate and the mountain road.In desperation, I went around from the back mountain and found the Vajra Pao who was sighing and eating breakfast.

"It's all in such a mess, do you still have the mind to eat?" I unloaded my backpack and pulled a chair and sat down.

"I've become like this, you still have the nerve to talk about me?" King Kong Pao put down the unpeeled egg and stood up.Only then did I notice that his clothes were so tattered that they looked like a mop.

"They tore it?" I immediately thought of the people down the mountain.

"Your worm." Vajra Pao said angrily.

"It bit you?" I couldn't help frowning.

"It dragged me," King Kong Pao angered me for no reason, "I finally called it out, but it still didn't let me step on it, only let me hold its tail..."

"Why didn't the people at the bottom of the mountain scare away?" Seeing that Vajra Pao was in such a mess by Sanyin Pishui, I couldn't bear to say anything about him.

"You have the nerve to say that it was all your bad idea. Someone was already leaving, but when they saw your big worms came back, they couldn't drive them away with a whip this time." King Kong Pao sat down angrily and started eat his eggs.

"Why doesn't Zhuifeng come to eat?" I looked around and found that Murong Zhuifeng was still in her room.

"I'm angry, ignore me." King Kong Pao pushed the bowl of porridge over, "Let's put it down first."

"What kind of magic are you showing off?" I pushed the bowl of porridge back to him, how could I have the capacity to eat before the eyes of a mountain like him.

"The volley technique and the mountain-moving technique." After finishing his porridge, Vajra Pao habitually wiped his mouth with his sleeve.

"You should use the Heaven-Defying Art." I satirized him angrily.It must have been dark when this guy cast the spell, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get up.

"Don't talk about those useless ones, just come back, go down and pick." King Kong Pao also heard that I was mocking him.

"Be low-key in your actions. Showing your spells casually will easily cause trouble." I took out a cigarette and handed him one.

"You think I'm happy, I went to newspapers and TV stations, but they don't advertise, where do you want me to recruit students for you?" King Kong Pao took the cigarette and lit it.

"Let's go out and have a look." I put the cigarette in my hand back into the case.

"I'm going to change clothes." King Kong Pao didn't think about changing clothes until he was full.

"I'm going to wash up too." I said and walked to my room.

When passing by Murong Zhuifeng's room, he said hello to the angry Murong Zhuifeng, and then went back to the room to change into a Taoist robe and put on a whisk.

When I walked out of Ziyang Hall with Vajra Pao, I found that the big square and the winding mountain road on the mountainside were full of people, men, women and children, most of them were eating breakfast bought from the mountain, and all kinds of rubbish were thrown everywhere visible.

"The head teacher is back, he has the final say on whether he will accept you or not." King Kong Pao pointed at me abruptly and yelled at everyone.

"Where are you going, come back." I frowned and grabbed the Vajra Cannon, which was about to withdraw and retreat.

When the people who were still sitting on the ground saw my appearance, they immediately rushed towards me clamoring and pushing.

"Presumptuous!" I yelled, frowning.I used the spiritual energy to transmit this voice, and I raised my voice with Qi, echoing the mountains and fields.

Everyone was temporarily stunned by my sudden anger, and all stood still and looked up at me.

"Jiejiao Taoist Temple, solemn and solemn, you come here uninvited, desecrate the spiritual land, and offend the immortals, are you still not guilty?" I yelled angrily, and the faint smell of defecation in the mountain wind made me really angry.

"I didn't mention you." I took a peevish look at the Vajra Cannon standing beside me with a serious face.The so-called immortals I refer to are the past dynasties of Ziyang Temple.

"Master, please accept me as an apprentice." An old lady standing in the front spoke timidly.The old lady was wearing a white exercise suit, holding a "treasure sword" in her hand, and she was hooked by the Vajra Cannon during morning exercises.

I don't have a good impression of this old lady who even got the name wrong. She still accepts apprentices, and she is almost like a grandmother.

"It's going to be chaotic again, so hurry up and say something." Seeing that the crowd was getting out of control again, King Kong Pao urged me to speak quickly.

"Get out of here quickly and go home." I thought for a long time and couldn't find the right words. I am not a serious person myself, so it is difficult to pretend to be fierce and angry with these old men and women.

"Daozhang, accept me."

"Master, do you think it's okay for me to be your apprentice?"

"God, please cure me of my rheumatism..."

When everyone saw that my speech was slowing down, they immediately turned their noses up, and all kinds of messy names came out.

"What should I do?" King Kong Cannon looked at me in a panic.

"Don't make noise, just wait here. After an hour, I will cast a spell and give medicine to cure the disease. Then please watch and emulate. If anyone makes any more noise, we will leave here immediately and travel to the sky." I had no choice but to think of a bad plan .

Leaving everyone behind, the two returned to Ziyang Hall.

"Are you out of your mind?" Vajra Pao looked at me suspiciously.

"How many people have seen the Three Yin Water Relief?" I didn't answer the question of the Vajra Cannon.

"Your long worm is not very courageous, so you finally dragged me up the mountain ridge, and scared it back when you saw so many people." King Kong Pao said with a curled lip.

"Just showing off?" I asked happily.The tens of thousands of soldiers on the battlefield back then couldn't make Sanyin Pishui feel afraid, so how could it be afraid of these coffin seedlings? The reason why it didn't listen to the envoy was because it didn't accept the Vajra Cannon at all.

"You wait here, I'll go down the mountain." I stood up quickly.

"What are you going to do?" King Kong Pao didn't know why.

"You'll know later." I said, leaving the puzzled Vajra Pao, changed my clothes and swept down from the back mountain.

After finally purchasing all the things, the Vajra Cannon stomped its feet anxiously after returning to the mountain.

"Why do you buy these things?" King Kong Pao saw the large bundle of steel wires and fake faucets I was carrying on my back.

"You call Lao Li and Fu Gui," I unloaded my things and went back to the house to change my clothes.

After Lao Li and Fu Gui came, I told my plan. Lao Li praised me for my ingenuity, while King Kong Pao complained that I had lost my reputation.

The plan was successful. When I was performing the volley spell, many people discovered the steel wire hanging from my waist, and it failed to attract Tianlong. Everyone complained that the dragon head in the distance was fake.So after I took out the medicinal materials and offered a price of [-], everyone scolded me and Vajra Pao as liars. I deliberately tried to persuade them to stay, which made everyone suspicious. It didn't take long for seven or eight of the people on the mountain to leave.

"It's really a waste of your talent not to be a liar." King Kong Pao sat on the steps and lit a cigarette.

"Liars can only deceive those who think they are smart." I smiled and untied the steel wire around my waist.

"Why don't those people leave?" Vajra Pao pointed at a hundred or so people standing in the square in an orderly manner.

"Because they are the real smart people," I took out a cigarette and lit it, "Go, go down and pick disciples..."