How does ordering someone to play with you become your girlfriend?

Chapter 2: The King of Dirty Talk

[Car, what a fast car! ]

[Is this still something we can watch? ]

[When did the anchor drive so fast? ]

Seeing the barrage of comments all over the screen, Zhao Yu realized that he had accidentally stolen the famous scene of Zitai, the noble lady from the capital.

God bless you, Zhao Yu said that response subconsciously without noticing that he was driving.

Forget it, if the girl minds, I'll explain it to her later and send her a red envelope privately.

After all, stealing other people's memes is like this. Zitai only needs to consider how to create interesting memes, but Zhao Yu, the person who steals the memes, has to consider a lot more.

"Boss, you... you are so annoying! How can you say such embarrassing words!" The sweet and sickening sound of the female companion suddenly appeared.

"Huh? What? Did I say anything?" Zhao Yu asked puzzledly.

"You! I'm not going to pay attention to you!" The female companion was suddenly speechless, and the voice channel fell into silence.

This actually confused Zhao Yu. He originally just wanted to create some show effects. As long as Xiaoxiao made a few jokes, he could continue to tell some jokes.

As a result, the other party had no intention of continuing the conversation, which made things seem a bit awkward.

"Sorry, it's my fault. The game is on, let's play first." After a moment's silence, Zhao Yu could only choose to skip this topic.

"Okay, then boss, should we go help the jungler to get the red buff first?" asked the female companion.

"You just go, I'll go online." Zhao Yu said.

"Oh, okay." The female companion didn't say much and controlled the nurse to walk towards the wild area.

[It’s boring. I feel like the people I play with recently seem to be so indifferent.]

[After all, I'm not a big anchor, so how can there be any show effect? ​​]

[There are too many people who order companions to play with, and most of them are bootlickers. Nowadays, female companions don’t need to please their bosses. 】

The barrage of comments began to complain, and Zhao Yu couldn't help but have the same thought.

The year 18 was a period of booming development for the companionship industry, and with it came a host of problems. In addition to the lack of clear regulations, some companionship players became increasingly arrogant.

Although I didn't completely ignore my boss like I did later, I also didn't take the initiative to find topics to talk about or try to please my boss.

It is okay to play with others for technical reasons, but it is inappropriate to play with others for entertainment purposes, which should provide emotional value to the boss.

Unfortunately, there are too many people looking for playmates, and over time this trend has formed in the industry, which is not something Zhao Yu can change.

Forget it, let's just finish this one and see... maybe it will be better when I get more familiar with it later? Zhao Yu sighed.

"Boss, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, just cushion the knife for me."

"Oh well."

"how old are you?"

"18 is old."

"Two years younger than me."

The meaningless conversation made Zhao Yu feel like falling asleep. He wanted to say something naughty, but the other party always looked aloof.

This feeling was like that of a female classmate who had to take a shower at every turn, making Zhao Yu extremely uncomfortable.

After thinking it over, he decided to ignore this playmate and focus on the game.

As a result, the skills of this player were ridiculously poor. Whether he was padding or healing, he seemed to be a beat slow. Even a good-tempered person like Zhao Yu couldn't help but feel the pressure.

"Do you know how to play? Is that lucky charm stuck under your headphones?"

[What's the meaning of "good luck"? Am I crazy? 】

[Hahahahaha, Lao Guo’s advertisement, good luck to you 666, saying she is a pig-head! ]

[Fuck! I got it! You can still say that…]

"Ah? But you were the one who asked me to choose the nanny? I'm not very good at this!" The female playmate couldn't help but retort.

"Is it difficult to operate Star Mom? Can you use Q to do anything?" Zhao Yu didn't want to indulge her and continued to complain.

"You!" The female companion was obviously angry and she turned off the microphone and stopped talking.

"Okay, you roam around, I'll place the order by myself." Zhao Yu was too lazy to pay attention to her. After giving a simple instruction, he started to fight on his own.

[Is the anchor in the red?] [I am dying of laughter. No one really expects the companion to have skills, right? Who doesn’t chat with his sister?]

[But this little sister is really bad, she didn't even respond, there was no show effect at all. ]

[I think it’s more interesting for the anchor to say dirty words than to interact with the other players. ]

Looking at the barrage of comments passing by, Zhao Yu suddenly thought of another way to attract the audience.

He was seen controlling the Ice Archer Ashe to move continuously, easily avoiding the jungler's gank, killing the lone archer on the opposite side, and then quickly returning to the tower.

Under the gaze of the audience, everyone chatted.

The dream of 900 million girls (everyone): to accept a disciple.

[So arrogant! ]

[Hahaha, the anchor really talks a lot of nonsense! ]

As this sentence was typed out, the number of comments that had originally decreased increased again. Zhao Yu raised the corners of his mouth, thinking that he was really pretending.

What followed was a moment of endless dirty talk, and Zhao Yu successfully attracted the firepower of all the opponents.

"Too good, I won't accept it"

"On the Plane"

Material Bureau

Is there a real person?

Surrender in the upper right corner

"Call Your Adults to Fight"

Is it open? I say spiritual wisdom

The mouse will arrive tomorrow, I will play with the touchpad.

Collecting Mounts

Surrender in the upper right corner

Unified reply: Not open

Every time someone was killed, a dirty word would pop up in everyone's chat, and even teammates couldn't help but start complaining.

Turkey Flavored Guoba: Brother, are you really not afraid of being targeted? How about letting the support go back? I'm really afraid that you will be killed.

Zhao Yu glanced at the chat box and continued typing.

The dream of 900 million girls: It’s okay, they don’t have the technology, and isn’t this just right? They are all targeting me, so you can relax.

Turkey Flavored Rice Crackers: Awesome, brother. Now it’s up to you. Try to attract the enemy’s firepower.

After a brief communication with his teammates, Zhao Yu discovered that the opponent had completely lost their minds. Not only the bottom lane duo, but even the jungler and mid laner were targeting him.

But this also provided opportunities for his teammates, who successfully took down the Baron and won the team battle, and even wiped out the opponent when Zhao Yu almost died.

Zhao Yu could no longer conceal the smile on his face and quickly typed another line of words.

The dream of 900 million girls (everyone): The bronze pig head in the Forbidden City is fake, it should really be on your neck, right?

I am proud, what can I do? You ****, I ****
Tyrannosaurus Warrior: I call you a ***, you ***
Countless asterisks appeared in everyone's chat box, and the live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

The special effect of the opponent's crystal shattering appeared on the screen. Zhao Yu looked at the word "victory" and calmly clicked to continue the game.

[Hahahaha, the host is simply a master of yin and yang, much better than the Zaun madman. ]

[I don’t submit to anyone but you. You can break the opponent’s defense without even saying a single swear word. ]

【Chinese language instructor? 】

[Those who are sensible have already started taking notes]

[I've learned it! I'll say this to others next time! ]

"You can learn dirty talk, but don't say I taught you, otherwise I'm afraid blood will splatter on me." Zhao Yu glanced at the barrage and spoke.

At this moment, the female companion who had been silent for a long time finally spoke, but the content of her speech made the smile on Zhao Yu's face gradually disappear.

"It's finally over. This guy is so annoying..."

(End of this chapter)