Best Pick Up Girls

Xiao Chen and Gu Qingcheng fell in love deeply, and felt that they were not in their office, not in Haida, not on the beach, or even on Zoudi.Instead, an atomic bomb sent them high into the air, smashing them above the clouds.It was at the top of Mount Hua, and a round of red sun was about to burst out. They saw the Buddha's light slowly appearing in the sea of ​​clouds in the canyon and jumped down, jumped down.

Xiao Chen's hand slid across her belly, which was as flat as lake water and as smooth as silk, and reached out to untie her belt.

At this time, Gu Qingcheng was already sweating profusely and lost her mind. She was in a daze and didn't understand what Xiao Chen was doing. She just kept leaning on Xiao Chen like a hand pushing her. There was a pleasant smell that fascinated her.

However, when the belt buckle made a crisp sound, she suddenly came to her senses, her jade hands tightly grasped Xiao Chen's wrist, she looked at Xiao Chen fixedly, and said, "No."

Since the last time he and Gu Qingcheng had a disagreement, Xiao Chen had been strict with himself since Gu Qingcheng was about to leave Haida because of his own use of force, and he would never do this kind of overbearing thing again.

Seeing her firm refusal, he sighed, let go of Gu Qingcheng, kissed her forehead lightly, pretended to have a bitter expression on his face, and said: "But, I suffered two traumas below me, and now I feel uncomfortable." Very good!"

Gu Qingcheng blushed as if bleeding, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, dear, it's all my fault for being too reckless, and I will never do this again in the future!"

"Hmph! That sounds good, if you do this again? What can I do with you? Did I swallow you alive?" Xiao Chen protested helplessly.

Like a gentle little wife, Gu Qingcheng picked up an empty cup and walked to the water dispenser, took a cup of cold water for Xiao Chen, and handed it over.The eyelids drooped, and the eyes could drip water, and said: "If I make you unhappy like this again in the future, you...you spank my ass!"

Xiao Chen recalled that some time ago, the conflict between the two of them was caused by Xiao Chen spanking her buttocks. Now, spanking has become a sweet code word between them. I slapped Gu Qingcheng's buttocks, squeezed it, and said, "Okay, that's a good idea! But, I like spanking your butt too much. If I do something to make you very happy in the future, I will do it too." Can I spank your ass? As a reward!"

Gu Qingcheng raised his eyelids, looked at Xiao Chen with watery eyes, wrinkled his pretty nose, and said angrily: "You know how to spank, you are so bad! Don't be ashamed!"

Xiao Chen saw that she was a newcomer to human affairs, her body and eyes were all charming, and her mind was turbulent again. He smiled and said: "Tell me, is there any part of your body that I haven't touched? Why weren't you ashamed just now?"

Gu Qingcheng was so angry that he stamped his feet and covered his face, he was really ashamed, he pinched Xiao Chen's arm with both hands, his teeth and claws looked fierce, but when it fell on Xiao Chen's body, it didn't hurt at all.

Xiao Chen didn't dodge either, and let her act presumptuously on her body like scratching an itch, fearing that the two of them would misfire again, so he took a sip of water and asked: "Okay, let's talk about the business, I'll make up the leave, don't leave me in the future." If you fail the attendance test, you will give me zero points and let me fail.”

Gu Qingcheng glared, and said: "I see which teacher dares to let you fail?" Then he smiled and said: "There is no need to make up this leave note, but you still have to come to class if you have nothing to do. The School of Economics and Management of Haida University There are a few excellent teachers, you will not be in debt if you go and listen to them."

Xiao Chen nodded perfunctorily.Xin said, a woman who falls in love is stupid, you said you won't let me fail, and I still go to a woolen class?

After returning to the desk, Gu Qingcheng took out a stack of certificates and said, "The Faculty of Economics and Management performed well at this welcome party. The three programs, including your piano solo, all won first prizes. Our college also won the Excellent Award. Our dean's secretary is very happy about the organization award. Don't mention the envy of the deans and secretaries of other colleges!"

Xiao Chen put down the water glass, and said: "You let your husband work as a coolie, and you are so tired that you are half dead. You are honored, how can you reward and reward your husband?"

Gu Qingcheng looked at him with a smile, and said, "How do you reward you? Except that...it's fine. It's daytime."

Xiao Chen was overjoyed immediately, Gu Qingcheng gave him a glimmer of hope, she is not the kind of chaste and strong woman who insists on saving that until the night of her wedding.He smiled and teased: "That night is fine, Xueyuan Hotel has a pretty good environment, I'll get a room!"

It was only then that Gu Qingcheng realized his slip of the tongue. His face that had just recovered was red like blood again, and he waved his hands again and again: "I'm wrong, no! No!"

Xiao Chen laughed strangely, like a wretched uncle, stretched out his hands, approached Gu Qingcheng, and said: "Then what is big, big butt is small, you now, let me spank first!"

Gu Qingcheng quickly dodged, the space was small, and Xiao Chen moved fast, so she could escape, stretched one hand behind her, picked up the crook of her leg with the other, hugged Gu Qingcheng across his chest, and sat down on the sofa.

Gu Qingcheng laughed again and again, felt Xiao Chen's strong arms, and majestic chest, and smelled Xiao Chen's strong manly breath.Suddenly, I felt a sense of security like being wrapped in the mother's womb. I just wanted to be hugged by Xiao Chen like this for the rest of my life, never to be separated, with my arms hanging around Xiao Chen's neck, and staring at Xiao Chen's face affectionately, Intoxicated.Putting his mouth together, he sucked Xiao Chen's lips deeply like crazy, as if he wanted to swallow Xiao Chen into his stomach.

Xiao Chen played around in Xiao Chen's office for a while, chatting about the work of the class and the student union.Xiao Chen looked at the class schedule, and there were two classes left in the morning, so he bid farewell to Gu Qingcheng, and the two made an appointment to have dinner together in the evening.

Xiao Chen returned to the dormitory, Wu Yi and Wen Zhang were sitting in front of the computer playing that shooting game, Tian Fengcai was still sitting unmoved in front of the clean and tidy desk.The bedroom was still spotless.Xiao Chen knew that Wu Yi Wenzhang was always a guy who threw cigarette butts everywhere, and the dormitory environment was kept so well that Tian Fengcai was always cleaning it.

Seeing Xiao Chen coming back, Wu Yi threw a cigarette over, Wen Zhang hurried over to help him light it.Recently, girls kept sending flowers, and they were all big bouquets of 99 roses. Wenzhang went to the school flower shop to sell them, and already made hundreds of dollars.Now that the God of Wealth is coming, he will naturally flatter him.

Tian Fengcai just turned around, looked at Xiao Chen, smiled sweetly, and continued to concentrate on advanced mathematics.

He does four homeworks by himself, and he has to use different fonts. He writes with his left hand and writes with his right hand, and he writes softly every day.

Not every dormitory has a free sanitation worker like Tian Fengcai, a free scribe.Therefore, although Tian Fengcai came from a bad background and his family was poor, Wu Yi Wenzhang was not the kind of rich second generation without gratitude, and he was still full of affection for Tian Fengcai.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Xiao Chen was playing with Wu Yi Wenzhang, and saw a bouquet of flowers on his desk, and walking over, he saw a sticky note with an ancient drawing among the flowers.There is a line of beautiful small characters written on it: kiss parents and children, care about my heart.But for the sake of the king, I have pondered so far.

This poem comes from Cao Cao's "Duan Ge Xing". It was originally used to express Cao Cao's thirst for talents, but it is obviously used here as a love poem.

"Who could it be?" Xiao Chen pondered.

Wen Zhang snatched the flowers, and said with a smile to Xiao Chen: "You keep the note, I will sell the flowers!"

"Look at your worthless appearance!" Xiao Chen raised his foot and kicked Wen Zhang's buttocks, scolding with a smile.But he didn't go to ask for the money, he just held the note and was in a daze.

Wen Zhang walked outside with flowers and a bag of textbooks in his hand, staring and said: "You are the only one who is promising, you have three or four girls!" Quickly, rushed downstairs and said: "There are still many notes in the drawer of your desk, and I left them for you! This is the evidence of your adultery after you successfully hooked up!"

Xiao Chen opened the drawer and saw some love poems written on more than a dozen pieces of sticky notes, some were original and some were famous poems.Judging from the handwriting, it should belong to the same person. After a rough count, there are more than ten sheets, and I have only been away for seven days. It seems that this person once gave a few bunches a day.

Who on earth is it?Xiao Chen walked into the classroom and was still thinking about this question.

In the classroom, when the students saw Xiao Chen coming in, the boys all surrounded him and greeted him affectionately, asking him where he had been these days, chatting with him, especially Zhou Chen, who was even more affectionate.The girls all cast enthusiastic gazes.

These days, the School of Economics and Management has won many honors under the leadership of Xiao Chen, and the second class of finance is one of the biggest beneficiaries.Moreover, their class has become unprecedentedly united after these things, including Xiao Chen's military training for Tian Fengcai, defending Zhou Chen, and rehearsing the welcome party.They also all know that Xiao Chen is the biggest contributor to today's situation.Therefore, I admire him even more.

Of course, Xiao Chen was not so narcissistic that all these female students were interested in him.Guess that too.

It's almost time for class, and the teacher of "Basic Statistics" has already walked on the stage, and everyone has dispersed.This time I took the class with Finance Class [-], and I used a small classroom. In addition, the postgraduate entrance examination party came to audit in order to supplement the knowledge of professional courses. Only then did Xiao Chen embarrassingly find that there were not many seats left, and it was difficult to find.

At this moment, Qin Peier waved to her.Xiao Chen walked over, and saw Qin Peier remove the textbook from the adjacent seat, and said, "You sit here, there is no one here."

Xiao Chen looked at her in surprise, but she just lowered her head to read the book, occasionally picked up a fountain pen, and added notes.Xiao Chen thought to himself, this girl behaves frankly, doesn't give way to men, and never takes advantage of others, how can she occupy a position?Hurting others but benefiting oneself?

At this moment, his cell phone rang, and when he turned on the cell phone, there was a message from Wen Zhang. The content of the text message was very short: These days, Qin Pei'er always occupies a place.I have always been baffled, but now I understand that he is taking the seat for you.

Xiao Chen took his high-end domestic smart phone and replied, "Okay, I got it, listen to the class carefully."At the same time, set the phone to vibrate.