Girl, you are being calculated!
028 They?
"You are my girl..." Jiang Yixun put his face in front of Xiao Mengmeng, spraying warm breath on her face, "My dear...fantasy girl!"
"Ah...ah! Ah?" Xiao Huanhuan's eyes widened, suspecting that he was hallucinating.
"Huanhuan! Huanhuan! Huanhuan" Satisfied with Xiao Huanhuan's reaction, Jiang Yixun yelled again and again, with a bright smile on his lips.
"Do you know who I am?" Xiao Huanhuan took a long time to find his voice.
"Hmm!" Jiang Yixun responded, his charming voice echoed in the small space of the bathroom, "Not only do I know who you are, but you also know who I am..."
"Who are you?" Xiao Huanhuan asked stupidly.
"What do you think? Little-devil-girl!" Jiang Yixun asked slowly word by word.
little witch?
The only person in this world who would call her that is her deadly enemy!
but……
Jiang Yixun?
Jiang Yifan?
male god?
devil?
The images of these two people kept overlapping, overlapping, and overlapping until they merged into one in her mind.
Xiao Huanhuan seemed to know that he was a patient with terminal cancer, his eyes widened in disbelief, "You are——Jiang...Yi...Fan?"
"Bingo!" Jiang Yifan snapped his fingers.
After 1 minute, there was a terrified scream in the bathroom, "Ah——"
In order to prevent unnecessary misunderstandings caused by the other four people next door, Jiang Yifan covered Xiao Huanhuan's mouth in time, and blocked the other half of her screams back into her throat.
Xiao Huanhuan glared at him viciously.
She said a long time ago that she is not stupid!
So now she understands it all!
What kind of shit is a pie in the sky, it's all a lie!
What falls from the sky is always a trap, there is no pie at all!
Tricking her into studying at Xinghai Academy, tricking her into living in Xinghai Villa, and now running into her bedroom openly, is not a pie at all, but a huge trap!
"Honey, please calm down!" Jiang Yifan was a noble gentleman who couldn't tell by every move, but all Xiao Huanhuan saw was a devil's smile.
With great difficulty, she broke free from Jiang Yifan's palm, and she bit on it. Jiang Yifan wanted to shake it off vigorously, but was afraid that the bathroom was too small, so she would hit the wall, so he could only endure it with a frown.
After finally waiting for Xiao Huanhuan to bite enough, before he could speak, he slapped him in the face and was grabbed by him.
"Jiang Yifan, you bastard! Let me go! Let me out!" Xiao Huanhuan struggled.
Jiang Yifan was very satisfied with Xiao Huanhuan's reaction, such a shocking effect was something he would have dreamed of seeing, so he told the truth on the spur of the moment.
But seeing the old little witch so out of control, it's really refreshing!
"Honey, we are an old couple. Seeing your husband who has not been reunited for a long time, we should be excited, but can we not be so violent?" Jiang Yifan put Xiao Huanhuan's palm on his lips and kissed it.
"Who said you are my husband? When did I admit that you are my husband?" Xiao Huanhuan ran away.
"Did you forget?" Jiang Yifan teased her with great interest, "We traveled to Las Vegas with our parents when we were young, and they once gave us a marriage certificate there!"
"..." A flash of lightning struck down from the sky, splitting Xiao Huanhuan in half alive.
No...wrong!
Her unscrupulous parents, when she was five years old, got her and Jiang Yifan a marriage certificate in Las Vegas, the capital of marriage.
"Ah...ah! Ah?" Xiao Huanhuan's eyes widened, suspecting that he was hallucinating.
"Huanhuan! Huanhuan! Huanhuan" Satisfied with Xiao Huanhuan's reaction, Jiang Yixun yelled again and again, with a bright smile on his lips.
"Do you know who I am?" Xiao Huanhuan took a long time to find his voice.
"Hmm!" Jiang Yixun responded, his charming voice echoed in the small space of the bathroom, "Not only do I know who you are, but you also know who I am..."
"Who are you?" Xiao Huanhuan asked stupidly.
"What do you think? Little-devil-girl!" Jiang Yixun asked slowly word by word.
little witch?
The only person in this world who would call her that is her deadly enemy!
but……
Jiang Yixun?
Jiang Yifan?
male god?
devil?
The images of these two people kept overlapping, overlapping, and overlapping until they merged into one in her mind.
Xiao Huanhuan seemed to know that he was a patient with terminal cancer, his eyes widened in disbelief, "You are——Jiang...Yi...Fan?"
"Bingo!" Jiang Yifan snapped his fingers.
After 1 minute, there was a terrified scream in the bathroom, "Ah——"
In order to prevent unnecessary misunderstandings caused by the other four people next door, Jiang Yifan covered Xiao Huanhuan's mouth in time, and blocked the other half of her screams back into her throat.
Xiao Huanhuan glared at him viciously.
She said a long time ago that she is not stupid!
So now she understands it all!
What kind of shit is a pie in the sky, it's all a lie!
What falls from the sky is always a trap, there is no pie at all!
Tricking her into studying at Xinghai Academy, tricking her into living in Xinghai Villa, and now running into her bedroom openly, is not a pie at all, but a huge trap!
"Honey, please calm down!" Jiang Yifan was a noble gentleman who couldn't tell by every move, but all Xiao Huanhuan saw was a devil's smile.
With great difficulty, she broke free from Jiang Yifan's palm, and she bit on it. Jiang Yifan wanted to shake it off vigorously, but was afraid that the bathroom was too small, so she would hit the wall, so he could only endure it with a frown.
After finally waiting for Xiao Huanhuan to bite enough, before he could speak, he slapped him in the face and was grabbed by him.
"Jiang Yifan, you bastard! Let me go! Let me out!" Xiao Huanhuan struggled.
Jiang Yifan was very satisfied with Xiao Huanhuan's reaction, such a shocking effect was something he would have dreamed of seeing, so he told the truth on the spur of the moment.
But seeing the old little witch so out of control, it's really refreshing!
"Honey, we are an old couple. Seeing your husband who has not been reunited for a long time, we should be excited, but can we not be so violent?" Jiang Yifan put Xiao Huanhuan's palm on his lips and kissed it.
"Who said you are my husband? When did I admit that you are my husband?" Xiao Huanhuan ran away.
"Did you forget?" Jiang Yifan teased her with great interest, "We traveled to Las Vegas with our parents when we were young, and they once gave us a marriage certificate there!"
"..." A flash of lightning struck down from the sky, splitting Xiao Huanhuan in half alive.
No...wrong!
Her unscrupulous parents, when she was five years old, got her and Jiang Yifan a marriage certificate in Las Vegas, the capital of marriage.
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