Taoist Modern Merry

In the western restaurant, Tian Luzi and Ji Yu sat leisurely at a table for two in the corner.

The food was already served, and Ji Yuxian elegantly cut the steak with a knife and fork and sent it to his mouth. Although the speed was fast, it didn't look abrupt at all.

Tianluzi is rather weird. He doesn't use a knife. He holds a fork in one hand and puts a fork on the fried egg, and then puts it in his mouth, and the fried egg is gone.

It turns out that Western food is also quite convenient to eat, one fork and one egg, although the taste is not very good, but the feeling of eating is still good.

Thinking to himself, Tian Luzi lowered the fork again, and when he picked it up again, there was already a piece of steak the size of a palm on it.

Next, an extremely weird scene took place in the western restaurant. Tian Luzi used a fork to pick up a whole piece of steak and put it in his mouth.

The diners around noticed it and turned their heads to look at it, most of them had contemptuous eyes.

At that moment, Ji Yuxian suddenly realized that it was a very wrong decision for him to bring Tianluzi to eat western food.Rubbing her temples, why did she forget Tianluzi's common sense, which is comparable to that of a caveman on the top of a mountain.

"Yu Xian, why are the people around me all staring at me? I think they are weird." Tian Luzi asked, taking a bite of his steak.

Our classmate Tianluzi is acting cute again, it seems to be him.

"If you eat steak more normally like me, others won't look at you like that." Ji Yuxian said angrily, as if I didn't know this guy.

"Is there anything wrong with eating like this? It's clean and neat. It's so troublesome to cut it." Stuffing the last piece of steak into his mouth, Tian Luzi said as a matter of course, gentlemanly demeanor is a fart in his eyes .

"...I'll go to the bathroom." Ji Yuxian stood up and fled. She really didn't want to sit with Tian Luzi again and be treated like a monkey. She couldn't afford to lose this man.

"Waiter." Tian Luzi used a fork to fork the pasta on the plate, and felt that the fork was not working well, so he waved to the beautiful waiter not far away.

"Hello sir, what do you need?" the beautiful waiter came over and asked after bowing slightly.

"Please bring me a pair of chopsticks. This fork is not very good for eating noodles. I'm still used to eating noodles with chopsticks." Tian Luzi pointed to the noodles on the plate and said.

The waiter was stunned, and it took a long time to come back to his senses. He resisted the urge to laugh and said, "Sir, this is pasta. It's very convenient to eat with a fork."

"It's your business if you think it's convenient. Anyway, I don't think it's easy to use. Just go and get me a pair of chopsticks." Tian Luzi insisted.

"..." The beautiful waiter was confused, this is a western restaurant, where do you ask her to get a pair of chopsticks.

Hahaha! ! !The people around couldn't bear it any longer and laughed out loud.

"Brother, please, this is a western restaurant. We use knives and forks to eat, not chopsticks."

"Damn, I just came out for a meal, and I met a Martian."

"Where is this weird thing coming out of, I'm convinced."

"Haha, no, I can't eat anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing."

. . . . . . .

Ji Yu was hiding in the bathroom and heard the loud laughter, and immediately guessed that Tianluzi must be acting cute again.For this reason, she secretly rejoiced that she hid quickly, otherwise, where would she put her face?

"Is it funny?" Tian Luzi looked at the people around him and said, "So what if this is a western restaurant? What if I just eat with chopsticks in a western restaurant? Chopsticks are our Chinese characteristics, and every Chinese person should Know how to use chopsticks, but I use chopsticks in the land of China, is it really so ridiculous?"

When the three questions were asked, the laughter of the audience stopped abruptly, and everyone present felt ashamed.

"Western food has the characteristics of Western food. It is right to eat Western food. This is for sure. But when you are eating Western food, it is best not to forget that you are Chinese! Chinese people should not laugh at eating Chinese food. Chinese people, this is respect for one's own people, and also respect for China."

Tian Luzi said this so loudly that no one in the audience refuted it.In fact, they are quite innocent, they just came out to eat western food, whoever I provoked me.

Ji Yuxian came out of the bathroom, her expression was not very good, and she felt ashamed.

"Waiter, please go and bring me a pair of chopsticks!" Tian Luzi said forcefully.

"Okay, wait a moment!" The beautiful waitress ran away, but she was not running in the direction of the kitchen, but outside the gate.When I came back, I already had a pack of disposable chopsticks in my hand.

"Sir, the chopsticks you want."

"Thank you!"

After Tianluzi thanked him, he took the chopsticks and ate the pasta with big mouthfuls.Not far away, a beautiful woman filmed this scene from beginning to end with a DV.

Not long after, the video of Tianluzi rioting in a western restaurant went viral on the Internet, causing many Chinese people to reflect silently.

Later, eating western food with chopsticks became a trend. Everyone is proud of eating western food with chopsticks, and all major western restaurants have to provide chopsticks as a tool for eating.But that's all for later.

"Boss, let me tell you that you are really capable of making a fuss. You can make such a big commotion after just coming out for a meal? I really admire you." A pleasant female voice suddenly sounded from the side.

Tian Luzi was taken aback for a moment, turned his head to see the face of the speaker, and said with a wry smile: "Boss Bai, are you eating here too?"

"Isn't it? When I first came in, I saw your tiger's body tremble, and the domineering aura shocked the audience." Bai Yexuan laughed.

"Alone? Let's go together."

"No, I still have to wait for someone, you young couple eat slowly."

After speaking, Bai Yexuan walked to the corner and sat down.Not long after, a well-dressed man appeared and sat down opposite Bai Yexuan.

"Tianlu, do you think that man will be Boss Bai's boyfriend?" Ji Yuxian asked gossip, no matter how smart she was, she was still just a woman with a gossip heart that belonged to a woman.

"Why do you ask that?" Tian Luzi asked a little amusedly, but he had already recognized that the man was actually Bai Yexuan's younger brother.

"A man and a woman come here to eat, doesn't it make it clear that they are a couple?"

"Does it have to be a couple when a man and a woman come to eat here? You and I also come here to eat, are we a couple?"

Ji Yuxian glanced at Tian Luzi resentfully, this man is acting stupid again, I really hate him to death.

People have brought you here for dinner, isn't that enough to explain my thoughts?Idiot!Ji Yuxian was thinking in his heart, but he said calmly: "You mean, they are not lovers?"

"of course not."

"Why so sure?"

"Because I know they are brother and sister."

"..."

At the corner, Bai Yexuan looked around and said: "Zhao Zhengyang, how many times have I told you that I will not go back."

"Sister, if you don't go back, the Zhao family may really collapse." Zhao Zhengyang said, his voice raised a lot because of his anxiety.

"What does that have to do with me? It's best to break it, so that I can save myself the effort of breaking it."

"Sister, how can you do this, you are also from the Zhao family..."

"Stop, don't you know that my surname is Bai now?" Bai Yexuan took a sip of coffee and said, "When they drove me out; before I opened Xuanye International, when they tried everything to kill me; Xuanye When Ye International opened it, they used various means to put pressure on me, and when they wanted to bring down Xuan Ye International, why didn't they think that I was from the Zhao family?"

"Sister, these things have passed." Zhao Zhengyang said.

"It is indeed in the past, but I will not forget this hatred. By the way, is it their intention to let me go back?"

"No, that's what I mean."

"I've sworn to bring down the Zhao family. Don't you think you're asking an enemy for help? Do you think it's possible?" Bai Yexuan said meaningfully.

"Since I was a child, I have never regarded you as an enemy. I have stopped them from doing those stupid things, but it was useless." Zhao Zhengyang said.

"Go back and let them know that you came to see me, and you will feel better again."

. . . . .

Tian Luzi didn't hear what was said later, because he and Ji Yuxian left the western restaurant.Although it was only a few sentences, Tian Luzi could already understand a lot from it.

Back in Nanyue Washington, Tian Luzi meditated again to recover.

Ji Yuxian frequently tried on many new clothes in the room, not caring that Tianluzi was not far away.Because she knew that after he started to meditate, he would be like an old monk in meditation, and would never look around.

More importantly, it was because she didn't care about being seen by Tian Luzi at all.

That night, the workers had already completed excavation according to Tianluzi's drawings.

If you look down from a high altitude, you can see that the excavated pits just formed a huge hexagram.The hexagram is so huge that it covers the front, back, left, and right sides of the entire villa, and the villa just falls in the middle of the hexagram.

On the grass in the garden in front of the villa, there is a rectangular gaucho, the table is covered with a yellow cloth, and there are some strange things on it: cinnabar, yellow paper, writing brush, incense candle, compass, a large wooden basin, and a kitchen knife. . . . . . .It looks a bit like an altar in a ghost movie.

Tianluzi has already put on a Taoist robe, which makes people think that he looks like those liars who pretend to be gods and tricks.