Taoist Modern Merry
Chapter 124 Insulting the Word Sneak Attack
laugh!Daben braked suddenly and stopped less than one centimeter from the roadblock in front, and four long black trails appeared on the road behind.
The car just stopped, hoo!The strong wind was mixed with dust, and people on both sides of the road couldn't open their eyes.The four officers standing behind the barricade were the first to bear the brunt, their faces and bodies covered in a thick layer of dust.
But they didn't reach out to take pictures, because they were all frightened by the car rushing up just now, and stood there with trembling legs.For a moment, they thought they were going to be hit, that they were going to die.
"Hahaha! Those cops are ashamed, like marmots."
"Who told them to set up roadblocks to intercept the elderly, they deserve it."
"There's a good show to watch."
. . . . . .
The discussion sounded, causing the four sluggish notes to react.Seeing that the old people around were pointing and talking harshly, they quickly patted their clothes to remove the thick dust.
Uncle can bear it, Uncle can bear it, Auntie can't bear it!The four scouts got angry, trembling all over, and their eyes were burning, they almost didn't burst into anger.
"Damn it, that bastard with no eyes, get out of the car quickly." A very important note, like a pregnant woman, walked to the side of Da Ben with a big belly and yelled.
The other three tiaozi followed behind, also glaring at Da Ben with angry faces, as if they wished to devour Da Ben.
Suddenly, the door of the passenger's seat was opened, and an elephant leg kicked out quickly, hitting the belly of the big-bellied man without deviation.
boom!Even with his astonishing weight, he couldn't stand the force of the kick, and after being kicked back several steps, he sat down on the ground, as embarrassed as he was.
Stunned!The big-bellied guy who was kicked was stunned, the other three guys were also stunned, and the old people who were watching the show were also stunned.What kind of situation is this called, when did it start, the note can be kicked at will.
Chen Gang got out of the car, quickly rushed to the stunned Dabelianzi, and kicked him again.boom!The big-bellied strip rolled a few times on the spot like a gourd, and lay on his back on the ground.
At this time, he finally came to his senses, cursing and trying to get up.It's a pity that his stomach was so big that it was inconvenient to move. Before he could get up, he was stepped on his stomach by a big foot and couldn't move.
"What the hell are you crazy about? You're an old dog, aren't you proud of your big belly? I really wonder if you're a freeloader in the police station. You think you can catch thieves with your size?" While speaking, Chen Gang raised his foot and stepped on it with force, this time with a little more force.
"Ah!" The big belly screeched like a pig being killed, his voice was like weeping, it was so tragic, it made people cry.
With such force, that guy's stomach is about to explode.The eyes of the old people were all focused on the belly of the big belly, and this thought flashed in their hearts.
"Stop!" Hearing the screams, the three cops reacted from their sluggishness, shouted loudly and surrounded them with batons in their hands.
It's not that they don't want to use guns, it's just that they came to Fushan this time just to maintain order, and they didn't have guns with them at all.
Hurrah! ! !The three batons descended from top to bottom at an extremely fast speed, making a whistling sound.The old people who were watching the play in the distance couldn't bear to watch and turned their heads away.
Clap clap! ! !Ahhh! ! !
The sound of impact and screams sounded one after another, and the old people followed the sound, and their faces brightened instantly.
The gorilla didn't fall to the ground with his head bleeding as they imagined, but just stood there giggling.Or he doesn't admit it himself, but in the eyes of others, he is just giggling.
Those who fell to the ground were the three policemen who beat people with batons. They clutched their noses and rolled on the ground, nosebleeds oozing from between their fingers.No matter how they thought about it, they couldn't understand how the gorilla's speed was not affected at all due to its huge size.
The most incredible thing was that his eyes seemed to be able to look backwards. Not only did he dodge the batons, but he also punched them three times in quick succession on the bridge of their noses.
"It's an insult to the word "sneak attack" if you still play sneak attack like others with your little ability." Chen Gang said carelessly, revealing his local tyrant temperament.
"Fourth, don't make trouble, go and remove the roadblock, you're in a hurry." Tian Luzi poked his head out of the car and said this to Chen Gang, who never got out of the car from the beginning to the end.
"Okay!" Chen Gang agreed, and started to move the roadblock.
At this moment, a majestic voice came: "Stop!"
Immediately after the sound, a wave of righteousness came, which made Chen Gang stunned, and even Tian Luzi who was sitting in the car frowned.Both of them are people with unique skills, and just from their voices, it can be heard that the speaker is a loyal and upright person.
Unexpectedly, there are still righteous people in the police station today, which is rare.Thinking in his heart, Chen Gang raised his head to follow the sound, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a police officer's uniform running quickly from the mountain road.
The person has a Chinese character face, with a wide forehead and a high forehead. The lines on the face are resolute and clear, and the eyes flash from time to time.Wearing simple clothes, the whole person exudes a vague sense of righteousness.
"Gao sir, he attacked the police!" The four cops who were lying on the ground like dead dogs a moment ago, now rushed to the middle-aged man like a chicken blood, and pointed at Chen Gang angrily.
Chen Gang didn't speak, but stared at Gao's note with burning eyes.To him, those four sticks are four barking dogs. People can't be as knowledgeable as dogs.
"Shut up! Four people with batons can't beat one of them. How dare you yell here? Are you ashamed? If you were my subordinates, I would have fucked you up!" Tiaozi surnamed Gao was angry. drink.
The four scumbags were devastated, their expressions fluctuated, and they wanted to tell them apart several times but they didn't say anything, and retreated to the side in desperation.
"You bastard, the profession of the police is stinked by you people!" Gao shouted angrily again, then took out his police badge and flashed it in front of Chen Gang, saying: "Gao Tianya from Fushan Xiqiao Sub-bureau! You are suspected of assaulting the police , please follow me back to the police station."
With the smile still on his face, Chen Gang shook his head and asked, "Why do you say I assaulted the police?"
Gao Tianya was stunned for a moment, then frowned, he suddenly felt that the gorilla in front of him was not an ordinary person.After pondering for a while, he pointed to the four tiaozi who were standing aside with their heads stretched, and said in a deep voice, "They don't dare to lie to me yet."
"What if they were wrong first, and you want me to go back to the police station with you?" Chen Gang asked with a smile.
"They made a mistake, I will respond to my superiors, and then punish them accordingly." After Gao Tianya finished speaking, he changed the subject: "However, no matter what the reason is, you can't use it as a reason for attacking the police. Assaulting the police is a violation of the law. , breaking the law should be punished by law.”
Chen Gang was stunned for a moment, and just as he was about to speak, Tian Luzi's impatient voice came from inside the car: "Fourth, put him down, we don't have time to spend time with him here."
In normal times, he would also look at Gao Tianya differently because of his integrity.But today he was in a bad mood, and he didn't have a good tone to talk to Bai Damei, let alone a stranger.
A very plain sentence, as if asking someone to bring something over.However, it was such a plain sentence that shocked Gao Tianya's heart, because he felt that Tianluzi's voice seemed to resound in his heart.
For this reason, he squinted his eyes and looked at the people in the car, trying to see clearly who the person who spoke was.Those who felt the same way were the old people who were watching the fun from the sidelines, and they also looked at Tianluzi curiously.
Hearing what Tian Luzi said, Chen Gang couldn't help laughing bitterly. Gao Tianya had a pistol on his body, how could it be so easy to put it down.So, he took out the badge of Longya's relatives and flashed it: "My family asked me to go up the mountain to see the situation of the crater."
The moment Gao Tianya saw the badge, Gao Tianya's expression changed, and he immediately performed a solemn military salute.This scene stunned the four officers nearby. How could Officer Gao, who usually dared to contradict the chief, be so respectful to others today.
Chen Gang didn't return the salute, nor did he speak, because Gao Tianya only saluted his father who was in Longya, not him.
After saluting, Gao Tianya yelled at the four sluggish cops: "Why are you still standing there? Why don't you move the roadblock quickly?"
Although they were puzzled, the four notes also knew that now was not the time to ask, so they hurried over to remove the roadblock.
"Please!" Gao Tianya made a gesture of invitation.
"If there were more people like you in the police force, how could there be rumors like 'cops are reliable, sows can climb trees'." Chen Gang said meaningfully, turned around and rushed into the big rush.
The sound of the engine sounded, and Da Ben quickly went up the mountain.
"I can't stop you, but I still want to say that you broke the law. The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people. You should go to Longya to accept the crime!" Gao Tianya yelled at Da Ben who was driving further and further away.
Given that Chen Gang showed off the badge of Longya's relatives and said that Longya's people asked him to do things, Gao Tianya couldn't stop him anyway, unless he didn't want to live anymore.
Obstructing the police in their work is at best a crime of obstructing official duties.Interfering with Longya's work is not as simple as obstructing official duties, it is directly charged with treason.
"Gao sir, how can you let that bastard go? We..." Before the big-bellied man finished speaking, he stopped abruptly, because he was stared at by Gao Tianya and was speechless.
"Hmph! Don't say I can't stop them, even if the chief comes here." Gao Tianya snorted angrily, "Also, since you've become policemen, act like a policeman! What happened this time I will report to the above."
The car just stopped, hoo!The strong wind was mixed with dust, and people on both sides of the road couldn't open their eyes.The four officers standing behind the barricade were the first to bear the brunt, their faces and bodies covered in a thick layer of dust.
But they didn't reach out to take pictures, because they were all frightened by the car rushing up just now, and stood there with trembling legs.For a moment, they thought they were going to be hit, that they were going to die.
"Hahaha! Those cops are ashamed, like marmots."
"Who told them to set up roadblocks to intercept the elderly, they deserve it."
"There's a good show to watch."
. . . . . .
The discussion sounded, causing the four sluggish notes to react.Seeing that the old people around were pointing and talking harshly, they quickly patted their clothes to remove the thick dust.
Uncle can bear it, Uncle can bear it, Auntie can't bear it!The four scouts got angry, trembling all over, and their eyes were burning, they almost didn't burst into anger.
"Damn it, that bastard with no eyes, get out of the car quickly." A very important note, like a pregnant woman, walked to the side of Da Ben with a big belly and yelled.
The other three tiaozi followed behind, also glaring at Da Ben with angry faces, as if they wished to devour Da Ben.
Suddenly, the door of the passenger's seat was opened, and an elephant leg kicked out quickly, hitting the belly of the big-bellied man without deviation.
boom!Even with his astonishing weight, he couldn't stand the force of the kick, and after being kicked back several steps, he sat down on the ground, as embarrassed as he was.
Stunned!The big-bellied guy who was kicked was stunned, the other three guys were also stunned, and the old people who were watching the show were also stunned.What kind of situation is this called, when did it start, the note can be kicked at will.
Chen Gang got out of the car, quickly rushed to the stunned Dabelianzi, and kicked him again.boom!The big-bellied strip rolled a few times on the spot like a gourd, and lay on his back on the ground.
At this time, he finally came to his senses, cursing and trying to get up.It's a pity that his stomach was so big that it was inconvenient to move. Before he could get up, he was stepped on his stomach by a big foot and couldn't move.
"What the hell are you crazy about? You're an old dog, aren't you proud of your big belly? I really wonder if you're a freeloader in the police station. You think you can catch thieves with your size?" While speaking, Chen Gang raised his foot and stepped on it with force, this time with a little more force.
"Ah!" The big belly screeched like a pig being killed, his voice was like weeping, it was so tragic, it made people cry.
With such force, that guy's stomach is about to explode.The eyes of the old people were all focused on the belly of the big belly, and this thought flashed in their hearts.
"Stop!" Hearing the screams, the three cops reacted from their sluggishness, shouted loudly and surrounded them with batons in their hands.
It's not that they don't want to use guns, it's just that they came to Fushan this time just to maintain order, and they didn't have guns with them at all.
Hurrah! ! !The three batons descended from top to bottom at an extremely fast speed, making a whistling sound.The old people who were watching the play in the distance couldn't bear to watch and turned their heads away.
Clap clap! ! !Ahhh! ! !
The sound of impact and screams sounded one after another, and the old people followed the sound, and their faces brightened instantly.
The gorilla didn't fall to the ground with his head bleeding as they imagined, but just stood there giggling.Or he doesn't admit it himself, but in the eyes of others, he is just giggling.
Those who fell to the ground were the three policemen who beat people with batons. They clutched their noses and rolled on the ground, nosebleeds oozing from between their fingers.No matter how they thought about it, they couldn't understand how the gorilla's speed was not affected at all due to its huge size.
The most incredible thing was that his eyes seemed to be able to look backwards. Not only did he dodge the batons, but he also punched them three times in quick succession on the bridge of their noses.
"It's an insult to the word "sneak attack" if you still play sneak attack like others with your little ability." Chen Gang said carelessly, revealing his local tyrant temperament.
"Fourth, don't make trouble, go and remove the roadblock, you're in a hurry." Tian Luzi poked his head out of the car and said this to Chen Gang, who never got out of the car from the beginning to the end.
"Okay!" Chen Gang agreed, and started to move the roadblock.
At this moment, a majestic voice came: "Stop!"
Immediately after the sound, a wave of righteousness came, which made Chen Gang stunned, and even Tian Luzi who was sitting in the car frowned.Both of them are people with unique skills, and just from their voices, it can be heard that the speaker is a loyal and upright person.
Unexpectedly, there are still righteous people in the police station today, which is rare.Thinking in his heart, Chen Gang raised his head to follow the sound, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a police officer's uniform running quickly from the mountain road.
The person has a Chinese character face, with a wide forehead and a high forehead. The lines on the face are resolute and clear, and the eyes flash from time to time.Wearing simple clothes, the whole person exudes a vague sense of righteousness.
"Gao sir, he attacked the police!" The four cops who were lying on the ground like dead dogs a moment ago, now rushed to the middle-aged man like a chicken blood, and pointed at Chen Gang angrily.
Chen Gang didn't speak, but stared at Gao's note with burning eyes.To him, those four sticks are four barking dogs. People can't be as knowledgeable as dogs.
"Shut up! Four people with batons can't beat one of them. How dare you yell here? Are you ashamed? If you were my subordinates, I would have fucked you up!" Tiaozi surnamed Gao was angry. drink.
The four scumbags were devastated, their expressions fluctuated, and they wanted to tell them apart several times but they didn't say anything, and retreated to the side in desperation.
"You bastard, the profession of the police is stinked by you people!" Gao shouted angrily again, then took out his police badge and flashed it in front of Chen Gang, saying: "Gao Tianya from Fushan Xiqiao Sub-bureau! You are suspected of assaulting the police , please follow me back to the police station."
With the smile still on his face, Chen Gang shook his head and asked, "Why do you say I assaulted the police?"
Gao Tianya was stunned for a moment, then frowned, he suddenly felt that the gorilla in front of him was not an ordinary person.After pondering for a while, he pointed to the four tiaozi who were standing aside with their heads stretched, and said in a deep voice, "They don't dare to lie to me yet."
"What if they were wrong first, and you want me to go back to the police station with you?" Chen Gang asked with a smile.
"They made a mistake, I will respond to my superiors, and then punish them accordingly." After Gao Tianya finished speaking, he changed the subject: "However, no matter what the reason is, you can't use it as a reason for attacking the police. Assaulting the police is a violation of the law. , breaking the law should be punished by law.”
Chen Gang was stunned for a moment, and just as he was about to speak, Tian Luzi's impatient voice came from inside the car: "Fourth, put him down, we don't have time to spend time with him here."
In normal times, he would also look at Gao Tianya differently because of his integrity.But today he was in a bad mood, and he didn't have a good tone to talk to Bai Damei, let alone a stranger.
A very plain sentence, as if asking someone to bring something over.However, it was such a plain sentence that shocked Gao Tianya's heart, because he felt that Tianluzi's voice seemed to resound in his heart.
For this reason, he squinted his eyes and looked at the people in the car, trying to see clearly who the person who spoke was.Those who felt the same way were the old people who were watching the fun from the sidelines, and they also looked at Tianluzi curiously.
Hearing what Tian Luzi said, Chen Gang couldn't help laughing bitterly. Gao Tianya had a pistol on his body, how could it be so easy to put it down.So, he took out the badge of Longya's relatives and flashed it: "My family asked me to go up the mountain to see the situation of the crater."
The moment Gao Tianya saw the badge, Gao Tianya's expression changed, and he immediately performed a solemn military salute.This scene stunned the four officers nearby. How could Officer Gao, who usually dared to contradict the chief, be so respectful to others today.
Chen Gang didn't return the salute, nor did he speak, because Gao Tianya only saluted his father who was in Longya, not him.
After saluting, Gao Tianya yelled at the four sluggish cops: "Why are you still standing there? Why don't you move the roadblock quickly?"
Although they were puzzled, the four notes also knew that now was not the time to ask, so they hurried over to remove the roadblock.
"Please!" Gao Tianya made a gesture of invitation.
"If there were more people like you in the police force, how could there be rumors like 'cops are reliable, sows can climb trees'." Chen Gang said meaningfully, turned around and rushed into the big rush.
The sound of the engine sounded, and Da Ben quickly went up the mountain.
"I can't stop you, but I still want to say that you broke the law. The emperor broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people. You should go to Longya to accept the crime!" Gao Tianya yelled at Da Ben who was driving further and further away.
Given that Chen Gang showed off the badge of Longya's relatives and said that Longya's people asked him to do things, Gao Tianya couldn't stop him anyway, unless he didn't want to live anymore.
Obstructing the police in their work is at best a crime of obstructing official duties.Interfering with Longya's work is not as simple as obstructing official duties, it is directly charged with treason.
"Gao sir, how can you let that bastard go? We..." Before the big-bellied man finished speaking, he stopped abruptly, because he was stared at by Gao Tianya and was speechless.
"Hmph! Don't say I can't stop them, even if the chief comes here." Gao Tianya snorted angrily, "Also, since you've become policemen, act like a policeman! What happened this time I will report to the above."
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