Taoist Modern Merry
Chapter 32 Park the Tractor
At the entrance of the parking lot in front of the 'Grass Mud Horse' nightclub, Chen Gang, who was standing on the rear compartment of the tractor, saw the security guard stunned, and shouted: "Hey! Raise the railing and let my friend's car go in."
Chen Gang's loud voice was really powerful, and suddenly woke up the security guard who was in a sluggish state.
"Sorry, tractors can't enter the parking lot!"
The security guard who reacted spoke politely, but the look of contempt in his eyes was evident.Apparently, he had regarded Chen Gang and others as bumpkins from Shankara.
In fact, it's not surprising that he thinks so, after all, no one in the world would drive a tractor to the night market.
"Yah, when did the parking lot have such a regulation?" Chen Gang jumped off the tractor angrily, and rushed to the security guard and yelled.
"This..." The security guard was speechless. It seemed that the parking lot of the nightclub really didn't have the rule of 'no entry of tractors'.So he changed his words: "The parking lot is for parking. If a tractor goes in, it will affect the image of the nightclub."
"The image of shit, is my friend's tractor a shame now?"
"A little bit."
"With your balls, my friend and I come to the 'Grass Mud Horse' to consume, then we are the guests of the 'Grass Mud Horse'. If you drive us away, you will drive away the guests of the 'Grass Mud Horse'. If I report this to the 'Grass Mud Horse' 'Boss, what do you think will happen to you as a small security guard?"
When Chen Gang said these words, he just confused the little security guard.Tianluzi and the Han brothers were stunned when they heard it.
It wasn't until this time that they discovered that the seemingly reckless Chen Gang had a good ability in verbal expression.In a few simple words, not only did he scold the little security guard, but he also scolded the little security guard's mother as a prostitute.
After being stunned, the little security guard broke out in a cold sweat.He knew very well that if he drove away the guests, he would have only one end, that is, the boss would deduct his salary and let him pack up and leave.
How dare you not bow your head under the eaves of others. In order to keep your job, the little security guard had to raise the railing of the parking lot.The local tyrants are running rampant, can't provoke me to hide, can't I hide, don't bring such a bully.
Unexpectedly, Chen Gang didn't seem to want to stop there. He took out a stack of thick red bills from the back pocket of his trousers, took out one and threw it to the little security guard, saying, "Help my friend park the car!"
After finishing all this, Chen Gang stuffed the stack of big bills back into the back pocket of his trousers, then waved his hand to the back and said, "Third brother, let's go in!"
Tianluzi heard the sound and followed closely, while Hanfeng and Hanshuang waited on the tractor.
The little security guard was holding a hundred-yuan bill, his eyes were fixed on the figure that was going away like an orangutan, and his gaze was fixed on the stack of bills that was half exposed in the back pocket of the latter's trousers.
Driving a tractor and carrying a huge amount of cash on his body to spend a lot of money, this is the real local tyrant.The little security man finished admiring in his heart, and when he looked at the tractor, the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching, he couldn't drive a tractor.
In the 'Grass Mud Horse' nightclub, as soon as Tian Luzi and Chen entered, a reception lady in a cheongsam came up and asked, "Excuse me, what kind of service do you need?"
"No, our friend has already opened the room." Chen Gang waved his hand and said arrogantly.
"May I ask which room your friend opened, and I will take you in?"
The smile on the face of the beauty at the front desk was a bit exaggerated, and her attitude was a bit too enthusiastic, because she saw Chen Gang's stack of red bills with half exposed.
"No need, we've been to 'Grass Mud Horse' and know how to get there." Chen Gang opened his eyes and said nonsense.
Although the front desk lady wanted to strike up a conversation, at this point, she had no reason to pester the guest any longer.So, she had no choice but to back down unwillingly, secretly thinking that it was a pity.
Rejecting the overzealous enthusiasm of the front desk lady, Chen Gang and Tian Luzi walked inside.The two of them didn't look at the road, they just kept walking forward, or they didn't know the road at all.
"Fourth, where are we going?" Seeing Chen Gang running around like a headless chicken, Tian Luzi couldn't help it, so he asked.
"Backstage! The Green Gang is the behind-the-scenes owner of the nightclub, and their people must be hiding in the backstage. As long as we find the backstage, we can find the people from the Green Gang." Chen Gang was very sure.
"In that case, why didn't the front desk lady take us in just now?"
"This will scare the snake away. Tang Hao's bastard will definitely transfer the hostages when he senses something is wrong. At that time, we will not only be out of nothing, but will even be surrounded."
Tianluzi was silent, and he understood the reason.For this reason, he couldn't help being a little surprised at Chen Gang's carefulness. This guy seemed reckless, but he was actually very shrewd in his heart.
While the two were talking, they came to a relatively dark corridor, and there was no one in the corridor.At the end, a lighted sign was erected, which read: back office, no customers.
Tian Luzi and Chen Gang saw each other and smiled at each other.Seeing that there was no one around, the two quickly walked around the illuminated sign, reaching out to push open the door behind the sign and enter.
At this moment, a loud shout came from behind the two: "Stop, where do you want to go?"
The two were startled, and turned around to look at the first time, only to see a burly figure appearing in the corridor where they came just now.The person who came was dressed in security clothing and rushed over quickly with a walkie-talkie in his hand.
The moment he saw the person holding the walkie-talkie in his hand, Tian Luzi secretly thought that he was going to suffer.With the walkie-talkie in hand, the security guard can call someone over at any time, and things are bound to make a big fuss and alarm the members of the Green Gang.
Anxious in his heart, Tian Luzi couldn't control so much anymore, and planned to rush up and kill the security guard.However, just as he was about to rush out, Chen Gang grabbed him.
Tian Luzi looked at Chen Gang suspiciously, only to see that the latter shook his head slightly, and then said to the security guard who rushed over: "Brother Security, you came just in time, where is the bathroom? We are almost suffocating."
When Chen Gang finished speaking, the security guard had already rushed over, and he heard that the two were just looking for the bathroom, so he put the walkie-talkie in his hand back on his belt.
"The back office is inside, and guests are not allowed in. I'll take the two of you to the bathroom." The security guard glanced at Tian Luzi and Chen Gang, but found nothing suspicious, so he turned around and wanted to go back while talking.
The moment the security guard turned around, Chen Gang moved, and a heavy knife hit him accurately on the back of the head.There was a dull sound, and the security guard fell down in response.
"Huh, there is no danger!" Chen Gang mentioned the fainted security guard and threw it to the corner, and said in fear: "If you shot just now, even if you could kill him, he would have enough time to call someone through the walkie-talkie before he died. support."
Tian Luzi nodded and said nothing, because what Chen Gang said was the truth.
"Let's go in!" After Chen Gang finished speaking, he pushed open the door and rushed in, followed by Tian Luzi.
As soon as they entered, the two saw a yellow-haired young man with a green snake tattoo on his arm dozing off, obviously the gatekeeper.Seeing this person, Tian Luzi is basically sure that this is the old den of the Qing Gang.
Chen Gang stepped forward lightly, covered the yellow-haired young man's mouth with one hand, and punched him in the abdomen with the other.
Pain in the abdomen, the yellow-haired young man's eyes widened instantly, subconsciously wanting to scream out in pain.
However, his mouth was tightly covered and he could not make a sound at all.The yellow-haired young man had never encountered such a situation before. He beat Chen Gang with his hands and feet, trying to break free from the latter's restraint.
Chen Gang seemed to have expected that the yellow-haired youth would struggle a long time ago, and his fists as big as clay pots flew up and down, hitting the latter's abdomen continuously.Immediately, the yellow-haired young man was covered with cold sweat, covered his abdomen with his hands, and arched his body like a boiled lobster.
Only then did Chen Gang nod in satisfaction, still tightly covering the yellow-haired young man's mouth with his hands, and whispered: "Listen, your life is in my hands now, and I can easily twist your neck. I don't want to die If you want to answer the question obediently and truthfully. If yes, you just nod your head, if no, you just shake your head! Do you understand?"
The yellow-haired young man had never encountered such a situation before. Looking at Chen Gang's burly figure, he had no doubt that the latter could easily break his neck.In order to save his life, he nodded in horror.
A satisfied smile appeared on Chen Gang's face, and he asked in a low voice, "Is this the headquarters of the Green Gang?"
Without any hesitation, the yellow-haired young man nodded repeatedly, fearing that if he nodded slowly, he would be beaten or even killed again.
Chen Gang heard it, glanced at Tian Luzi next to him, and continued to ask in a low voice: "Is there a bastard named Tang Hao hiding in the headquarters of your Green Gang?"
The yellow-haired young man nodded, then shook his head, gesticulating with his hands quickly, as if expressing something.Chen Gang saw it, and thought that the yellow-haired youth wanted to play tricks, and he raised his fist to hit him.
On the contrary, Tian Luzi, who was watching, understood the gesture of the yellow-haired young man, stopped Chen Gang and said softly: "He should mean that there is indeed a person hiding in the headquarters of the Green Gang, but I don't know if that person is Tang Haoren.
Hearing Tian Luzi's words, the yellow-haired young man nodded again and again, almost crying.For a moment, he found that the handsome guy next to the gorilla was so cute.
"Third brother, I found out that you are a pervert at all, you can even sign language, are you still a human?" At the critical moment, Chen Gang didn't forget to play a prank.
"You are the pervert, the business is important!" Tian Luzi reminded, he was really afraid that if Chen Gang was unreliable, he would cause trouble.
Chen Gang nodded with an expression that I knew, and continued to ask the yellow-haired young man: "Did you arrest a couple?"
The yellow-haired youth nodded again.
"Where are they kept?"
The yellow-haired youth hesitated for a moment, raised his hand and pointed inward.
"Very good, you take us there, don't play tricks. Otherwise, I'll blow your ass off with a baseball bat!" Chen Gang still tightly covered the yellow-haired young man's mouth, he shouted sharply, and kicked the yellow-haired young man. hairy young ass.
The yellow-haired young man didn't care about the pain, he subconsciously covered his butt with his hands, and was escorted by Chen Gang to walk inside, probably because he was afraid of being hit by a baseball bat.
Chen Gang's loud voice was really powerful, and suddenly woke up the security guard who was in a sluggish state.
"Sorry, tractors can't enter the parking lot!"
The security guard who reacted spoke politely, but the look of contempt in his eyes was evident.Apparently, he had regarded Chen Gang and others as bumpkins from Shankara.
In fact, it's not surprising that he thinks so, after all, no one in the world would drive a tractor to the night market.
"Yah, when did the parking lot have such a regulation?" Chen Gang jumped off the tractor angrily, and rushed to the security guard and yelled.
"This..." The security guard was speechless. It seemed that the parking lot of the nightclub really didn't have the rule of 'no entry of tractors'.So he changed his words: "The parking lot is for parking. If a tractor goes in, it will affect the image of the nightclub."
"The image of shit, is my friend's tractor a shame now?"
"A little bit."
"With your balls, my friend and I come to the 'Grass Mud Horse' to consume, then we are the guests of the 'Grass Mud Horse'. If you drive us away, you will drive away the guests of the 'Grass Mud Horse'. If I report this to the 'Grass Mud Horse' 'Boss, what do you think will happen to you as a small security guard?"
When Chen Gang said these words, he just confused the little security guard.Tianluzi and the Han brothers were stunned when they heard it.
It wasn't until this time that they discovered that the seemingly reckless Chen Gang had a good ability in verbal expression.In a few simple words, not only did he scold the little security guard, but he also scolded the little security guard's mother as a prostitute.
After being stunned, the little security guard broke out in a cold sweat.He knew very well that if he drove away the guests, he would have only one end, that is, the boss would deduct his salary and let him pack up and leave.
How dare you not bow your head under the eaves of others. In order to keep your job, the little security guard had to raise the railing of the parking lot.The local tyrants are running rampant, can't provoke me to hide, can't I hide, don't bring such a bully.
Unexpectedly, Chen Gang didn't seem to want to stop there. He took out a stack of thick red bills from the back pocket of his trousers, took out one and threw it to the little security guard, saying, "Help my friend park the car!"
After finishing all this, Chen Gang stuffed the stack of big bills back into the back pocket of his trousers, then waved his hand to the back and said, "Third brother, let's go in!"
Tianluzi heard the sound and followed closely, while Hanfeng and Hanshuang waited on the tractor.
The little security guard was holding a hundred-yuan bill, his eyes were fixed on the figure that was going away like an orangutan, and his gaze was fixed on the stack of bills that was half exposed in the back pocket of the latter's trousers.
Driving a tractor and carrying a huge amount of cash on his body to spend a lot of money, this is the real local tyrant.The little security man finished admiring in his heart, and when he looked at the tractor, the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching, he couldn't drive a tractor.
In the 'Grass Mud Horse' nightclub, as soon as Tian Luzi and Chen entered, a reception lady in a cheongsam came up and asked, "Excuse me, what kind of service do you need?"
"No, our friend has already opened the room." Chen Gang waved his hand and said arrogantly.
"May I ask which room your friend opened, and I will take you in?"
The smile on the face of the beauty at the front desk was a bit exaggerated, and her attitude was a bit too enthusiastic, because she saw Chen Gang's stack of red bills with half exposed.
"No need, we've been to 'Grass Mud Horse' and know how to get there." Chen Gang opened his eyes and said nonsense.
Although the front desk lady wanted to strike up a conversation, at this point, she had no reason to pester the guest any longer.So, she had no choice but to back down unwillingly, secretly thinking that it was a pity.
Rejecting the overzealous enthusiasm of the front desk lady, Chen Gang and Tian Luzi walked inside.The two of them didn't look at the road, they just kept walking forward, or they didn't know the road at all.
"Fourth, where are we going?" Seeing Chen Gang running around like a headless chicken, Tian Luzi couldn't help it, so he asked.
"Backstage! The Green Gang is the behind-the-scenes owner of the nightclub, and their people must be hiding in the backstage. As long as we find the backstage, we can find the people from the Green Gang." Chen Gang was very sure.
"In that case, why didn't the front desk lady take us in just now?"
"This will scare the snake away. Tang Hao's bastard will definitely transfer the hostages when he senses something is wrong. At that time, we will not only be out of nothing, but will even be surrounded."
Tianluzi was silent, and he understood the reason.For this reason, he couldn't help being a little surprised at Chen Gang's carefulness. This guy seemed reckless, but he was actually very shrewd in his heart.
While the two were talking, they came to a relatively dark corridor, and there was no one in the corridor.At the end, a lighted sign was erected, which read: back office, no customers.
Tian Luzi and Chen Gang saw each other and smiled at each other.Seeing that there was no one around, the two quickly walked around the illuminated sign, reaching out to push open the door behind the sign and enter.
At this moment, a loud shout came from behind the two: "Stop, where do you want to go?"
The two were startled, and turned around to look at the first time, only to see a burly figure appearing in the corridor where they came just now.The person who came was dressed in security clothing and rushed over quickly with a walkie-talkie in his hand.
The moment he saw the person holding the walkie-talkie in his hand, Tian Luzi secretly thought that he was going to suffer.With the walkie-talkie in hand, the security guard can call someone over at any time, and things are bound to make a big fuss and alarm the members of the Green Gang.
Anxious in his heart, Tian Luzi couldn't control so much anymore, and planned to rush up and kill the security guard.However, just as he was about to rush out, Chen Gang grabbed him.
Tian Luzi looked at Chen Gang suspiciously, only to see that the latter shook his head slightly, and then said to the security guard who rushed over: "Brother Security, you came just in time, where is the bathroom? We are almost suffocating."
When Chen Gang finished speaking, the security guard had already rushed over, and he heard that the two were just looking for the bathroom, so he put the walkie-talkie in his hand back on his belt.
"The back office is inside, and guests are not allowed in. I'll take the two of you to the bathroom." The security guard glanced at Tian Luzi and Chen Gang, but found nothing suspicious, so he turned around and wanted to go back while talking.
The moment the security guard turned around, Chen Gang moved, and a heavy knife hit him accurately on the back of the head.There was a dull sound, and the security guard fell down in response.
"Huh, there is no danger!" Chen Gang mentioned the fainted security guard and threw it to the corner, and said in fear: "If you shot just now, even if you could kill him, he would have enough time to call someone through the walkie-talkie before he died. support."
Tian Luzi nodded and said nothing, because what Chen Gang said was the truth.
"Let's go in!" After Chen Gang finished speaking, he pushed open the door and rushed in, followed by Tian Luzi.
As soon as they entered, the two saw a yellow-haired young man with a green snake tattoo on his arm dozing off, obviously the gatekeeper.Seeing this person, Tian Luzi is basically sure that this is the old den of the Qing Gang.
Chen Gang stepped forward lightly, covered the yellow-haired young man's mouth with one hand, and punched him in the abdomen with the other.
Pain in the abdomen, the yellow-haired young man's eyes widened instantly, subconsciously wanting to scream out in pain.
However, his mouth was tightly covered and he could not make a sound at all.The yellow-haired young man had never encountered such a situation before. He beat Chen Gang with his hands and feet, trying to break free from the latter's restraint.
Chen Gang seemed to have expected that the yellow-haired youth would struggle a long time ago, and his fists as big as clay pots flew up and down, hitting the latter's abdomen continuously.Immediately, the yellow-haired young man was covered with cold sweat, covered his abdomen with his hands, and arched his body like a boiled lobster.
Only then did Chen Gang nod in satisfaction, still tightly covering the yellow-haired young man's mouth with his hands, and whispered: "Listen, your life is in my hands now, and I can easily twist your neck. I don't want to die If you want to answer the question obediently and truthfully. If yes, you just nod your head, if no, you just shake your head! Do you understand?"
The yellow-haired young man had never encountered such a situation before. Looking at Chen Gang's burly figure, he had no doubt that the latter could easily break his neck.In order to save his life, he nodded in horror.
A satisfied smile appeared on Chen Gang's face, and he asked in a low voice, "Is this the headquarters of the Green Gang?"
Without any hesitation, the yellow-haired young man nodded repeatedly, fearing that if he nodded slowly, he would be beaten or even killed again.
Chen Gang heard it, glanced at Tian Luzi next to him, and continued to ask in a low voice: "Is there a bastard named Tang Hao hiding in the headquarters of your Green Gang?"
The yellow-haired young man nodded, then shook his head, gesticulating with his hands quickly, as if expressing something.Chen Gang saw it, and thought that the yellow-haired youth wanted to play tricks, and he raised his fist to hit him.
On the contrary, Tian Luzi, who was watching, understood the gesture of the yellow-haired young man, stopped Chen Gang and said softly: "He should mean that there is indeed a person hiding in the headquarters of the Green Gang, but I don't know if that person is Tang Haoren.
Hearing Tian Luzi's words, the yellow-haired young man nodded again and again, almost crying.For a moment, he found that the handsome guy next to the gorilla was so cute.
"Third brother, I found out that you are a pervert at all, you can even sign language, are you still a human?" At the critical moment, Chen Gang didn't forget to play a prank.
"You are the pervert, the business is important!" Tian Luzi reminded, he was really afraid that if Chen Gang was unreliable, he would cause trouble.
Chen Gang nodded with an expression that I knew, and continued to ask the yellow-haired young man: "Did you arrest a couple?"
The yellow-haired youth nodded again.
"Where are they kept?"
The yellow-haired youth hesitated for a moment, raised his hand and pointed inward.
"Very good, you take us there, don't play tricks. Otherwise, I'll blow your ass off with a baseball bat!" Chen Gang still tightly covered the yellow-haired young man's mouth, he shouted sharply, and kicked the yellow-haired young man. hairy young ass.
The yellow-haired young man didn't care about the pain, he subconsciously covered his butt with his hands, and was escorted by Chen Gang to walk inside, probably because he was afraid of being hit by a baseball bat.
You'll Also Like
-
It's normal to get a kaleidoscope as a first deposit of six yuan, right?
Chapter 146 15 hours ago -
Soul Master Continent: Summoning 300 Title Douluos at the Start
Chapter 205 15 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: The Medicine Master Lives Inside My Body
Chapter 227 15 hours ago -
Anime Crossover: Master is Not Here Today
Chapter 478 15 hours ago -
Hong Kong variety show: An undercover agent from Infernal Affairs? I'm not human anymore!
Chapter 800 15 hours ago -
My girlfriend is Saiki Kusunoki
Chapter 140 15 hours ago -
Marvel: Spider-Man? No, I'm Superman!
Chapter 269 15 hours ago -
Conan: Above all force, there is truth!
Chapter 339 15 hours ago -
Ninja World: I'm really a support-type ninja
Chapter 375 15 hours ago -
After going into the sea, I met the witch.
Chapter 113 15 hours ago