Taoist Modern Merry
Chapter 42 The Trojan Horse Blasts Chrysanthemums! ?
As an agent, Yellow Wolf is proficient in camouflage, social interaction and multi-language, has good fighting skills and marksmanship, and also has extremely subtle observation skills.
Through Tian Luzi's indifferent eyes, Huang Lang knew that the former really didn't care about the woman's life or death.So he let go of his hand and gently placed the woman on the ground.
"What? Didn't you say you wanted to kill her?" Tian Luzi still pressed on.
"You should know that my original intention was not to kill her, but to force you to retreat." Yellow Wolf said dejectedly, "Since I can't force you to retreat, why would I bother to kill her?"
"Why are you so sure? Don't you suspect that I'm just pretending that I really care about that woman's life?"
"I doubted it, but after seeing your eyes, I don't doubt it anymore! I have never seen such indifferent eyes, nor have I seen a Chinese like you. Or, I have never seen someone with such indifference. The man of the eyes."
"Why don't you say I'm not human?"
"My Huaxia language is not very good, I didn't expect this idea to come up."
Tian Luzi rolled his eyes, this Westerner is also a bit too superb.
Taking a look at the woman on the ground, Tian Luzi found that although her throat was exposed but not broken, she should not die for a while.So he gave up his plan to give medical treatment by himself, took out his mobile phone and called the police.
During the call to the police, Yellow Wolf did not take any action, nor did he escape.
"Why didn't you run away?" There was a trace of doubt on Tian Luzi's smiling face.
"I know I can't escape, so why should I do unnecessary things. Besides, even if I escape, where can I go?" Yellow Wolf said bitterly.
Abandoned agents are not accepted by the organization.However, they have been organized and trained since childhood, and they regard the organization as their home.Not being able to return to the organization now is equivalent to being homeless.
"In that case, shall we talk?"
Tian Luzi said as he walked towards the woods ahead, he didn't want to be taken to the police station again.Perhaps it was because of the unpleasant incidents that happened when he entered the police station last time. Up to now, he is still very resistant to the police station, and he is also very disgusted with the note.
"You won't get any useful information from me." Yellow Wolf said following closely behind Tian Luzi.
Looking at Tianluzi's back, for a moment the yellow wolf thought of making a sneak attack, but he still didn't take action.There is no other reason, just because he has no certainty.
Facing an enemy whose back was exposed in front of him, he didn't have the slightest confidence in killing him.This was the first time Yellow Wolf encountered such a thing, and he was very depressed.
In the woods, Tian Luzi went to a bench under the tree and sat down.The little bird that was originally standing on the back of the stool was not startled away, as if he hadn't seen Tianluzi.
A look of surprise flashed in Huang Lang's eyes, but it disappeared quickly. The Huaxia man in front of him had already shocked him too much, and he was no longer surprised by it.
Without any hesitation, Yellow Wolf also walked to the bench and sat down. The difference was that he scared away the bird on the back of the chair.
After sitting down, he relaxed all over without any precautions, because there was no need for this.If Tianluzi wanted to kill him, he would have already died.
"Are you going to kill my friend?" Tian Luzi asked suddenly, still smiling, making it impossible to see what he was thinking.In fact, he already guessed that the yellow wolf came for Ji Yuxian.
This is a guy who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and cheats people without burying his bones!Such a thought flashed in Huang Lang's mind, he shook his head and said, "I've already said it, I won't say anything."
"You can speak Chinese, so you should know some history of China."
"I know a little bit." Although he didn't know which one Tianluzi was acting in, Huang Lang answered honestly.
"Do you know Huaxia's torture?"
Hearing this, Huang Lang felt a chill running down his back, and he forced himself to calm down and said, "You know, I have studied the top ten torture methods in the Qing Dynasty."
The smile on Tianluzi's face became wider, but his voice was dark and unusual: "I plan to greet you with a wooden horse."
The wooden horse punishment, the world only knows that it is one of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty.In fact, long before the Qing Dynasty, the Trojan horse punishment existed in China.
This punishment is specially used to serve female criminals. There is a thick and long wooden stick on the back of the wooden horse. When the woman is forced to sit on the back of the wooden horse, the wooden stick will penetrate into the woman's peach garden.The stick is so thick and long that it can split a woman's peach blossoms and go straight into the uterus.
During the execution, the woman's legs will be nailed to the wooden horse so that she cannot leave the horse's back.The person who executes the criminal law will also turn the wheel, causing the wooden stick on the horse's back to swing violently, causing irreparable damage to the woman's Taoyuan, and finally causing death.
In other words, the original intention of the execution of the Trojan horse punishment is: since this woman does not obey women's morals and likes to be fucked, then fuck her to death.
The yellow wolf subconsciously pinched his legs, an unnatural look flashed across his face, and he said after a long time: "How can the wooden horse punishment be used on me? I am a man and don't have the organs of a woman."
"But you have an asshole. The wooden stick on the back of the wooden horse can not only make women comfortable, but also stab a man's asshole." Tian Luzi said with a sinister smile, "What's this called? Oh yes, people nowadays Call it a chrysanthemum!"
The wooden horse punishment is used to explode a man's chrysanthemum. From ancient times to now, only Tianluzi has this idea.Nowadays, everything needs innovation, and Tianluzi is undoubtedly the No. 1 innovation in ancient criminal law.
Huang Lang's expression finally changed, Chrysanthemum tightened subconsciously.The mouth is unnatural, but very confident: "I have a way to commit suicide, and I will commit suicide before you execute me."
In fact, in addition to the enviable skills of the agents, in order to keep secrets at critical moments, their suicide skills can be described as superb.
Poison hidden in the teeth, needles hidden in the tongue, bombs hanging in the crotch, etc., all kinds of suicide methods emerge in endlessly.Even an agent dies in front of you, and you still don't know what happened.
"The ignorant people in the world think that everything can be solved after death, but that's not the case." Tian Luzi smiled and said, "I still have ways to torture you after you die."
The yellow wolf was startled, and tentatively asked uncertainly: "You mean the ghost?"
"You Westerners can call it that, we Chinese call it the soul."
"You are very capable, but you are also very good at blowing water. The soul is just an illusory existence..." Huang Lang was interrupted in the middle of his sentence.
"That's just what you think, of course you can try it." Tian Luzi said.
With such a ridiculous topic, Yellow Wolf's rationality told him that he should not trust this nonsense Chinese man in front of him.But for some reason, deep down in his heart, he couldn't afford a trace of doubt.
After pondering for a long time, Huang Lang finally said: "I am willing to try."
Tian Luzi was stunned for a moment, and then said bitterly: "Forget it, let's go."
"You let me go like this? Didn't you say you wanted to torture my soul?"
"It's not necessary, you don't know much at all, I don't want to waste time for you."
. . . . . . .
Huang Lang looked at Tian Luzi suspiciously for a long time before turning around and leaving.After walking a few steps, he turned his head unwillingly and asked, "Can you really torture a person's soul?"
Tian Luzi nodded affirmatively, "Yes!"
The "Tao" of Zhang Sanfeng's Eight Laws is also Taoism.Tianluzi can indeed imprison and torture a person's soul, but of course it takes a lot of effort.
After some observation, Tian Luzi has already seen that the yellow wolf is just a peripheral member of a certain organization.Such people will only perform tasks according to orders, and they don't know much about the inside story.So, he simply let the yellow wolf leave.
The matter was over, and Tian Luzi returned to Yangda University. On the way, he saw a lot of cops and reporters around Ximochi, and the injured woman had been carried away.
There was a gun battle in Yangcheng, and reporters from major newspapers came to hear the news one after another, wanting to report it first.
Reporter: "May I ask this man, did you witness what happened?"
Photogenic passer-by wearing only underpants: "Well, the assailant is a yellow-haired foreigner, and a Chinese man is chasing him. The Chinese are very powerful, and even foreigners with guns can't hit him. He is a devil!"
Reporter: "To murder a woman, the perpetrator can indeed be called a demon."
Passerby A was excited: "It's not a foreigner, it's that Chinese. He's forcing that foreigner to kill that woman..."
"Have you seen the faces of Chinese and foreigners clearly?"
"I can't see clearly, the distance is too far"
"Did the Chinese subdue the gangster in the end?"
"No, it was the foreigner who released the hostages himself, and then left with the Chinese man, looking very friendly."
"Brother, you are too excited to be interviewed again. Also, I suggest you see a psychiatrist. If you are sick, you should be treated as soon as possible."
Comrade reporter glanced at passer-by A sympathetically, he had already classified the latter as a mental patient.
I haven't eaten pork, haven't I seen a pig run away?How could the hero and the villain leave together and be friendly?
Stupid, I have watched movies. Generally, when gangsters take hostages, the brave people will persuade the gangsters to calm down and not hurt the hostages. Finally, the gangsters are persuaded to surrender.Or the gangster lost his mind, and the brave man seized the opportunity to rush up and restrain the gangster.
Passer-by A said that I was more wronged than Dou E. I was just telling the truth, but in the end, I was treated as a crazy person. Whoever I provoked me.
This guy doesn't know yet, the truth is often not believed by the world, and the world likes to be deceived.
Through Tian Luzi's indifferent eyes, Huang Lang knew that the former really didn't care about the woman's life or death.So he let go of his hand and gently placed the woman on the ground.
"What? Didn't you say you wanted to kill her?" Tian Luzi still pressed on.
"You should know that my original intention was not to kill her, but to force you to retreat." Yellow Wolf said dejectedly, "Since I can't force you to retreat, why would I bother to kill her?"
"Why are you so sure? Don't you suspect that I'm just pretending that I really care about that woman's life?"
"I doubted it, but after seeing your eyes, I don't doubt it anymore! I have never seen such indifferent eyes, nor have I seen a Chinese like you. Or, I have never seen someone with such indifference. The man of the eyes."
"Why don't you say I'm not human?"
"My Huaxia language is not very good, I didn't expect this idea to come up."
Tian Luzi rolled his eyes, this Westerner is also a bit too superb.
Taking a look at the woman on the ground, Tian Luzi found that although her throat was exposed but not broken, she should not die for a while.So he gave up his plan to give medical treatment by himself, took out his mobile phone and called the police.
During the call to the police, Yellow Wolf did not take any action, nor did he escape.
"Why didn't you run away?" There was a trace of doubt on Tian Luzi's smiling face.
"I know I can't escape, so why should I do unnecessary things. Besides, even if I escape, where can I go?" Yellow Wolf said bitterly.
Abandoned agents are not accepted by the organization.However, they have been organized and trained since childhood, and they regard the organization as their home.Not being able to return to the organization now is equivalent to being homeless.
"In that case, shall we talk?"
Tian Luzi said as he walked towards the woods ahead, he didn't want to be taken to the police station again.Perhaps it was because of the unpleasant incidents that happened when he entered the police station last time. Up to now, he is still very resistant to the police station, and he is also very disgusted with the note.
"You won't get any useful information from me." Yellow Wolf said following closely behind Tian Luzi.
Looking at Tianluzi's back, for a moment the yellow wolf thought of making a sneak attack, but he still didn't take action.There is no other reason, just because he has no certainty.
Facing an enemy whose back was exposed in front of him, he didn't have the slightest confidence in killing him.This was the first time Yellow Wolf encountered such a thing, and he was very depressed.
In the woods, Tian Luzi went to a bench under the tree and sat down.The little bird that was originally standing on the back of the stool was not startled away, as if he hadn't seen Tianluzi.
A look of surprise flashed in Huang Lang's eyes, but it disappeared quickly. The Huaxia man in front of him had already shocked him too much, and he was no longer surprised by it.
Without any hesitation, Yellow Wolf also walked to the bench and sat down. The difference was that he scared away the bird on the back of the chair.
After sitting down, he relaxed all over without any precautions, because there was no need for this.If Tianluzi wanted to kill him, he would have already died.
"Are you going to kill my friend?" Tian Luzi asked suddenly, still smiling, making it impossible to see what he was thinking.In fact, he already guessed that the yellow wolf came for Ji Yuxian.
This is a guy who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and cheats people without burying his bones!Such a thought flashed in Huang Lang's mind, he shook his head and said, "I've already said it, I won't say anything."
"You can speak Chinese, so you should know some history of China."
"I know a little bit." Although he didn't know which one Tianluzi was acting in, Huang Lang answered honestly.
"Do you know Huaxia's torture?"
Hearing this, Huang Lang felt a chill running down his back, and he forced himself to calm down and said, "You know, I have studied the top ten torture methods in the Qing Dynasty."
The smile on Tianluzi's face became wider, but his voice was dark and unusual: "I plan to greet you with a wooden horse."
The wooden horse punishment, the world only knows that it is one of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty.In fact, long before the Qing Dynasty, the Trojan horse punishment existed in China.
This punishment is specially used to serve female criminals. There is a thick and long wooden stick on the back of the wooden horse. When the woman is forced to sit on the back of the wooden horse, the wooden stick will penetrate into the woman's peach garden.The stick is so thick and long that it can split a woman's peach blossoms and go straight into the uterus.
During the execution, the woman's legs will be nailed to the wooden horse so that she cannot leave the horse's back.The person who executes the criminal law will also turn the wheel, causing the wooden stick on the horse's back to swing violently, causing irreparable damage to the woman's Taoyuan, and finally causing death.
In other words, the original intention of the execution of the Trojan horse punishment is: since this woman does not obey women's morals and likes to be fucked, then fuck her to death.
The yellow wolf subconsciously pinched his legs, an unnatural look flashed across his face, and he said after a long time: "How can the wooden horse punishment be used on me? I am a man and don't have the organs of a woman."
"But you have an asshole. The wooden stick on the back of the wooden horse can not only make women comfortable, but also stab a man's asshole." Tian Luzi said with a sinister smile, "What's this called? Oh yes, people nowadays Call it a chrysanthemum!"
The wooden horse punishment is used to explode a man's chrysanthemum. From ancient times to now, only Tianluzi has this idea.Nowadays, everything needs innovation, and Tianluzi is undoubtedly the No. 1 innovation in ancient criminal law.
Huang Lang's expression finally changed, Chrysanthemum tightened subconsciously.The mouth is unnatural, but very confident: "I have a way to commit suicide, and I will commit suicide before you execute me."
In fact, in addition to the enviable skills of the agents, in order to keep secrets at critical moments, their suicide skills can be described as superb.
Poison hidden in the teeth, needles hidden in the tongue, bombs hanging in the crotch, etc., all kinds of suicide methods emerge in endlessly.Even an agent dies in front of you, and you still don't know what happened.
"The ignorant people in the world think that everything can be solved after death, but that's not the case." Tian Luzi smiled and said, "I still have ways to torture you after you die."
The yellow wolf was startled, and tentatively asked uncertainly: "You mean the ghost?"
"You Westerners can call it that, we Chinese call it the soul."
"You are very capable, but you are also very good at blowing water. The soul is just an illusory existence..." Huang Lang was interrupted in the middle of his sentence.
"That's just what you think, of course you can try it." Tian Luzi said.
With such a ridiculous topic, Yellow Wolf's rationality told him that he should not trust this nonsense Chinese man in front of him.But for some reason, deep down in his heart, he couldn't afford a trace of doubt.
After pondering for a long time, Huang Lang finally said: "I am willing to try."
Tian Luzi was stunned for a moment, and then said bitterly: "Forget it, let's go."
"You let me go like this? Didn't you say you wanted to torture my soul?"
"It's not necessary, you don't know much at all, I don't want to waste time for you."
. . . . . . .
Huang Lang looked at Tian Luzi suspiciously for a long time before turning around and leaving.After walking a few steps, he turned his head unwillingly and asked, "Can you really torture a person's soul?"
Tian Luzi nodded affirmatively, "Yes!"
The "Tao" of Zhang Sanfeng's Eight Laws is also Taoism.Tianluzi can indeed imprison and torture a person's soul, but of course it takes a lot of effort.
After some observation, Tian Luzi has already seen that the yellow wolf is just a peripheral member of a certain organization.Such people will only perform tasks according to orders, and they don't know much about the inside story.So, he simply let the yellow wolf leave.
The matter was over, and Tian Luzi returned to Yangda University. On the way, he saw a lot of cops and reporters around Ximochi, and the injured woman had been carried away.
There was a gun battle in Yangcheng, and reporters from major newspapers came to hear the news one after another, wanting to report it first.
Reporter: "May I ask this man, did you witness what happened?"
Photogenic passer-by wearing only underpants: "Well, the assailant is a yellow-haired foreigner, and a Chinese man is chasing him. The Chinese are very powerful, and even foreigners with guns can't hit him. He is a devil!"
Reporter: "To murder a woman, the perpetrator can indeed be called a demon."
Passerby A was excited: "It's not a foreigner, it's that Chinese. He's forcing that foreigner to kill that woman..."
"Have you seen the faces of Chinese and foreigners clearly?"
"I can't see clearly, the distance is too far"
"Did the Chinese subdue the gangster in the end?"
"No, it was the foreigner who released the hostages himself, and then left with the Chinese man, looking very friendly."
"Brother, you are too excited to be interviewed again. Also, I suggest you see a psychiatrist. If you are sick, you should be treated as soon as possible."
Comrade reporter glanced at passer-by A sympathetically, he had already classified the latter as a mental patient.
I haven't eaten pork, haven't I seen a pig run away?How could the hero and the villain leave together and be friendly?
Stupid, I have watched movies. Generally, when gangsters take hostages, the brave people will persuade the gangsters to calm down and not hurt the hostages. Finally, the gangsters are persuaded to surrender.Or the gangster lost his mind, and the brave man seized the opportunity to rush up and restrain the gangster.
Passer-by A said that I was more wronged than Dou E. I was just telling the truth, but in the end, I was treated as a crazy person. Whoever I provoked me.
This guy doesn't know yet, the truth is often not believed by the world, and the world likes to be deceived.
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