Northeast Golden Gradient Treats My Home as a Confinement Center
Chapter 62: Dog Thief and Cow Thief 2
Chapter 62: Dog Thief Niu Er
"You are the dog thief, right?"
Shen Xing sneered and looked at the bald man with a face full of flesh.
The man looked very wretched, with small eyes, a flat nose, thick lips, big and wide ears, a broad back and strong arms, a round pot belly, and a height of 160cm, but weighing 250 pounds, looking like a pig.
People in Northeast China are tall and strong, with an average height of around 180cm. The reason for this is, firstly, climate and diet. The climate in the three northeastern provinces is cold, and people eat more meat, which makes them full of nutrition, so their height naturally goes up. The second reason is genetic. Counting back hundreds of years, people in the three northeastern provinces have the blood of the Jurchen and Khitan peoples, and they belong to ethnic minorities. Regardless of whether they are Jurchen or Khitan, because of hunting and their love of eating mutton and drinking goat's milk, the people of the tribe are generally tall and strong, with broad backs and strong waists. Such excellent genes have been passed down, making the people of the three northeastern provinces have an average height of 180cm.
Due to their outstanding height, people from Northeast China are given the title of "Northeast Onion", while people from the South are shorter and are called "Little Potatoes". There is no discriminatory terminology on the Internet regarding the terms "Northeast Onion" and "Southern Little Potato". Each has its own advantages. For example, some women are too tall, making it difficult for them to find a partner, but they envy the petite Southern Little Potato who can lie in her boyfriend's arms like a little bird. For example, the Southern Little Potato envies the Northeast Onion for having a pair of long legs, which makes them look good in clothes and show off their figure.
In short, whether tall or short, each has its own advantages.
But in Shen Xing's opinion, the bald guy in front of him was really... too short!
So short!
A man from Northeast China, who is only 160cm tall, is simply bringing shame to the entire three northeastern provinces!
Shen Xing recognized the bald dwarf as a butcher by the butcher knife in his hand and the butcher's waterproof apron he was wearing.
As soon as he saw the man's attire, Shen Xing knew that he was the real suspect who stole the puppies!
The butcher often walked the streets and alleys and slaughtered pigs in several villages. Naturally, he was familiar with the conditions in each village. It would be very easy for him to take the puppy away without anyone noticing when Liuzi and Dalong were not paying attention.
"Who the hell is the thief?"
"I haven't even asked you who you are yet, and you come up and say I'm a thief?" Niu Er looked ferocious. He held the puppy in one hand and the sharpened pig-killing knife in the other. He moved the pig-killing knife away from the puppy's neck, held it in his hand, and held it tightly.
The butcher knife flashed with a cold light, and the handle was stained with blood, which was very creepy.
It goes without saying that the bald guy's action is full of threats.
Don’t pretend in front of me, kid. I have a knife in my hand. I’m going to stab you hard!
Shen Xing glanced at the butcher knife calmly and said with a smile:
"A man, dare you do it but not take responsibility?"
"Like old women."
As Shen Xing spoke, he shook his head with an expression of disdain and contempt.
These two sentences successfully angered the bald guy.
"Who the hell doesn't dare to take the responsibility?"
"This bastard is the one I stole..."
The bald guy looked furious and was about to respond.
"Second!"
"Shut up and stop talking nonsense with that boy!"
On the side, Ma Lengzi scolded angrily.
This stupid brother-in-law is really a hopeless case. His cerebellum is not fully developed yet, right? When someone provokes you, you confess that you stole the dog yourself? Are you really afraid that others don't know that you stole the puppy?
"I was the one who took this puppy away, so what?"
Niu Er was very angry and refused to listen to the advice of his brother-in-law Ma Lengzi.
Of course, he wasn't that stupid. He said "hold" instead of "steal". Although he didn't have much education, he had been a butcher for so many years. What kind of people had he not come into contact with? He was a bit cunning.
If I say "hold", then it's not a crime. At most, I'll just take your puppy away and bring it home to play with.
If we say "stealing", the nature of the crime is different. It is a confession without being asked. In the ancient government offices, it means signing and sealing, admitting one's crime.
"hug?"
Shen Xing chuckled. This pig butcher Doihara didn't look stupid. He even knew how to play word games.
This is just like what Kong Yiji said, can what scholars do be called stealing? What's the difference? If a scholar steals something, isn't it stealing? If you, a butcher, take away Dalong's son, isn't that stealing?
"Hug? Hug your mother!" Shen Xing raised the corners of his mouth and smiled evilly. It was clearly the quintessence of Chinese culture, but why did it sound so pleasant coming from his mouth?
"You're fucking tired of living!"
Niu Er threw the puppy away, stuffed it into the cage and locked it, then picked up the sharp butcher knife and pointed the tip of the knife at Shen Xing, his face full of ferocity and his words full of threats.
Where did this fool come from? How dare you come here alone? Have you asked me about the knife in my hand? You are looking for death!
"Second!"
When Ma Lengzi saw this, he was afraid that his second brother would do something wrong due to excessive actions, so he shouted to stop him. Although this brother-in-law was a little naive, he was his wife's cousin after all, and his wife was his only living relative. If this brother-in-law did anything wrong, Ma Lengzi would have a hard time explaining it to his wife.
"Shen Xing, get out of here right now. You have nothing to do here. He's just a bastard. There's no need to bleed."
Ma Lengzi said coldly and waved his hand to drive the man away. After all, Niu Er had a knife in his hand, and he was afraid that Niu Er would get angry.
Although Ma Lengzi is a street thug who is arrogant and violent on weekdays, he also knows what he should and should not do and has his own bottom line.
Ma Lengzi got married and had children, and started a family and career. He is no longer the gangster who hung around the streets when he was a teenager.
If it had happened back then, Shen Xing would have provoked him and he would have pulled out a knife and stabbed him in the stomach. Teenagers are the most ruthless and can often kill someone with just one blow. A newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger.
"Go away!"
"Do it!"
Shen Xing suddenly shouted and gestured to the surroundings.
A "meow" roar came from outside Niu Er's house. The roar was like a baby crying, which made Niu Er and Ma Lengzi feel scared.
"Is it possible to see a ghost in broad daylight? Where did the sound of a crying child come from? It's so creepy!"
"This thing is really weird, what is it?"
At this moment, a tall and thin shadow flashed before Niu Er's eyes, flying at a speed as fast as a ghost.
"What the hell is that?" Niu Er frowned and subconsciously looked behind him. He saw that the little yellow-haired beast stood up while he was not paying attention, and used its two front legs to open the cage containing the puppy, ready to let the puppy go.
"Who are you, little thief, to dare to touch my dog?"
Niu Er was furious. He picked up the butcher knife, turned around suddenly, and chopped at the evil yellow-skinned little beast.
"Get away!"
Shen Xing reminded him, and with quick eyes and hands, he stepped forward quickly and caught up with the bald man. Then, he raised his long legs and kicked the bald man's wrist hard.
Shen Xing's kick was so accurate that the bald guy was hit hard by it. He cried out "Ouch" and felt pain in his wrist. He was not careful and lost his grip on the butcher knife in his hand, and it fell to the ground.
Seeing this, Shen Xing kicked the butcher knife again, hitting the handle and kicking it far away, at least five meters away.
"I'm gonna fuck your mother!"
The bald man suffered such a great loss and without his butcher knife, he clenched his fists as big as sandbags and rushed forward like a madman, wanting to teach Shen Xing a lesson.
"Meow!"
A deafening roar of a beast suddenly sounded behind him, and then Niu Er heard heavy breathing behind him, like the whisper of death, which shook his soul and made him shiver.
The bald man felt a chill on his back. His body stiffened and he turned his head stiffly to look behind him.
A spotted bobcat weighing hundreds of pounds was baring its teeth at him, staring at him fiercely.
"Meow!"
I’m going out for a drink later. The second chapter has been updated in advance today.
(End of this chapter)
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