Plunder the Heavens from Warhammer

Chapter 219 How nice it would be if she was mute?
I thought she was a blind Chaos bastard, but it turned out to be a young lady from the Eldar clan.

Now that the misunderstanding was resolved, Alvin signaled to Elsa that there was no need to notify the Killing Squad.

It was a close call. All the efforts were almost wasted.

Alvin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and looked at the elf girl with some resentment.

He didn't go through the main gate, but instead showed up like a ghost. If this Eldar war wizard from Samhan was a little slower, he would have been shot in the face with his preheated plasma gun!
This is truly the style of the Aida elves, with the main feature being that they appear and disappear mysteriously!
No wonder the Empire mistook them for the Dark Eldar. If Alvin hadn't known the plot in advance, he wouldn't have been able to distinguish between the two.

Although on the surface, the Eldar and humans seem very similar, but in fact there are substantial differences between the two. The Eldar are born with highly developed senses and more slender body proportions.

It is no wonder that he is teased as a "bean sprout" by many netizens. For example, this war wizard of the Eldar of the Samhan Ark is only about two meters tall, with very coordinated limbs, and not too thin. But don't think that he is easy to bully because he looks like a "bean sprout".

The strength, toughness and elasticity of the Eldar's muscle structure give them powerful high-speed mobility. At times, even Space Marines are inferior to some Eldar.

Of course, the Eldar still has some advantages, which may be the favorite feature of 3K netizens.

The elves don't poop, they only excrete odorless crystals from their bodies.

From this point of view alone, it can be said to be a perfect fit for the special hobbies of contemporary netizens (except for a certain island country group).

Alvin understood this very well.

The Path of the Eldar is the code of conduct that the Ark Eldar must strictly abide by in their daily lives.

The seemingly rigid ancient dogma is the shackles that bind every Eldar's body and spirit, clamping the bad qualities in the Eldar's genes, and preventing the Eldar from falling back into the whirlpool of the past under strong sensory stimulation, and ultimately causing the tragedy of their souls being devoured by Slaanesh!
The path that the Eldar believe in involves every aspect of their lives, from daily production to leadership and combat on the battlefield, each has its own path.

Such as warrior, witchcraft (prophet), exile, awakening, dream, craftsman, service, plant, leader and so on, covering almost all levels.

By the way, the War Wizard is one of the most warlike elves.

They often start by following the path of the warrior, and after practicing to the extreme, they turn to the path of witchcraft, so their fighting styles are basically very fierce.

To put it simply, the warlocks can kill you with one sword, or they can use psychic power to cover your face and slam you against the wall so that you can't be knocked off.

"Are all of you humans so rude?"

Hilda waited for a long time, but the person on the other side was still in a daze, with a frown on his face and a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone.

After finally bypassing the human empire's numerous surveillance cameras and sneaking into the target mansion, he ran into a guy wearing women's clothes who was ready to shoot at any time.

For a moment, Hilda suddenly wondered if her father's eyes were blurry and his prophecy was wrong.
Suddenly, Hilda fell into deep thought, and she began to seriously consider the possibility of doing so.

But she soon gave up this tempting idea. Although her father was a prophet, his psychic power could beat people. It really hurt!

"I'm sorry, your Excellency the War Wizard."

Alvin's apology brought Hilda back to reality from her fantasy.

Because of the height difference, she could only lower her head and examine the young human in front of her, then said seriously: "You can call me clan or just call me Hilda. I don't like people calling me a war witch because I am the Eldar who will inherit the prophet's name."

"." Alvin wiped the sweat off his face and nodded, "Okay, Hilda."

From the other party's serious and even threatening look, he suddenly understood the meaning: If you call me wrong again, I will open the top of your head!

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Alvin suddenly had a hunch that this elf girl was not as beautiful as he imagined.

But then, a soul-searching question from the Eldar girl plunged Alvin into silence.

"Why are you wearing female armor?"

There was a hint of scrutiny and strangeness in Hilda's eyes, like an invisible sharp knife piercing directly into his heart.

"No, you misunderstood. I definitely don't have any special fetishes!" Alvin was sweating profusely. He wiped his forehead and explained in order not to be mistaken for a 'pervert': "First of all, I wear this armor because of its high defense. Secondly, it's because I'm afraid of being assassinated. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Yeah, I understand."

Hilda nodded and said seriously: "You are afraid of death, but it doesn't matter, I will protect you."

Don't you really not give me any face at all?
Although this was indeed the fact, being exposed so blatantly in front of his secretary still made him feel a little embarrassed.

"This armor is not suitable for you." However, Hilda was completely unaware of how sharp her words were, and continued to comment on Alvin's outfit: "Although the materials and textures are good, it is a bit heavy. If you encounter real danger, it will easily become a burden to you."

The corners of Alvin's eyes twitched wildly. Wasn't the word of this Eldar war witch a little too poisonous?
Elsa, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but chuckle when she saw Alvin was rarely left speechless.

This scene is so interesting.

Alvin turned around and glared at Elsa, thinking that he would deal with her later. Instead, he coughed and said, "I am so sorry, Miss Hilda, you came so late. We haven't prepared any welcome ceremony for you. Why don't you take a rest for a while and we will prepare it for you tomorrow?"

If it were someone with normal thinking, it would definitely not be difficult to understand the meaning of this sentence, but unfortunately, Hilda is not like that.

She blinked and asked curiously, "Why not now? Aren't you a noble? And I'm a little hungry. Thank you for reminding me."

"."Alvin could swear that he had never been speechless as many times in his previous life and this life as he did tonight.

"Okay, I'll prepare a banquet for you right away, Miss Hilda." He gave up struggling completely, and helplessly ordered Elsa to wake up everyone in the kitchen to prepare a banquet for the elf.

Soon, a sumptuous dinner was served. Hilda sat down at the table without any politeness.

Then, without caring about his image at all, he stuffed the entire piece of hot stew into his mouth, and while eating, he looked at the stunned Alvin and said, "Are you hungry too? Although human food tastes average, I don't mind sharing it with you. You can sit down and eat without looking at me."

"No, that's fine. Take your time eating."

Alvin looked up at the sky speechlessly, wondering if he had offended Samhan in any way.
Hilda devoured the entire table of food at an extremely fast speed, causing Alvin to wonder if she had no food to eat in Samhan.

Wiping her mouth gracefully, Hilda looked at him seriously, her eyes finally set on the Armor of Oath: "If you really like female-style armor, I can go back to the Ark World and help you steal a better set than this one."

No, this guy is too damn difficult to get along with!
Alvin covered his face and was seriously considering whether to ask Samhan to replace him.

It is rare to see an elf with such a sharp tongue that he could hurt someone's heart over a disagreement. He even suspected that Hilda had taken the magic potion of the Provocateur!

I've only heard of steely straight men before, but I didn't expect to meet a 'golden straight woman' this time!

"No, thank you for your kindness." Alvin covered his face and wanted to cry. If he really stole a set, where would he put his face?
"Do you find me difficult to get along with?"

Just then, Hilda asked a soul-searching question.

After hesitating for three seconds, Alvin uttered an answer that made him regret for the rest of his life: "No, no, I think you are quite sincere, hahahahaha."

"That's good. You're the first person to say that about me."

Hilda nodded in satisfaction, looking at Alvin who looked painful, and said, "I was still thinking, if you really find it difficult to get along with me, I can take the initiative to offer to replace you with someone else, but since you think it's okay, I hope we can get along well in the future, Alvin."

Damn it, is there any medicine for regret? !
Alvin's eyelids twitched and he wanted to slap himself.

Why are you so mean? You have to keep trying to lick my face, now you can't get rid of it!
However, Alvin, who still did not give up, asked carefully: "Well, I'm just asking, I don't mean anything else. What if I mean what if, I regret it?"

Click!

The pure gold cup was flattened, leaving five clear fingerprints on it.

Hilda's blue eyes seemed to be filled with a chilling coldness. "What I hate most is when someone lies to me. If you lie to me, for the sake of our cooperation, I won't kill you, but I will definitely beat you until you can't take care of yourself. Do you have any other questions?"

“No, no more.”

Alvin's eyes suddenly became clear and pure, like a newborn baby.

Then, under Hilda's gaze, he raised his glass high with a sincere smile on his face: "Great, I hate it when people lie to me. I like to be with honest people. Come... For our honesty, let's have a drink. Cheers to Valshus and the Samhan Elves!"

He, Alvin, hates Eldar girls!
I'm sorry, Master Thirteen, anyone who wants to go to the Second Empire can go, but he has no chance of entering!
Thinking about it now, Alvin misses Winnie a little. Although it was difficult to get along with her when they first met, at least it wasn't so heartbreaking!

The most hopeless thing in this world is to extinguish hope with one's own hands. He really wanted to travel back in time and slap himself twice!

You have to be tough! You have to save face!
Now the hope of returning the product has been completely extinguished!

Wait, could it be that Samhan already knew this, so he took this opportunity to throw Hilda to him?
Alvin is irresponsible and full of 'malicious' speculation.

At this moment, among the Eldar of Samhan Ark, is there a lively scene of celebration everywhere because the evil lady Hilda has finally left?
(End of this chapter)