Plunder the Heavens from Warhammer

Chapter 40 Tony: Problems that can be solved with money are not problems
Are you all right?
Tony wanted to curse, but after seeing the blood on the other person's body, he shut his mouth rationally.

"Did you do all these things?" He resisted the urge to vomit and looked at the handsome black-haired boy, his eyes full of disbelief.

"I was in a nearby village and heard that the Ten Rings Gang had kidnapped a very wealthy man. It looked like it was you." Alvin pretended not to know him, rubbed his thumb and index finger together, and smiled kindly: "Now it's time to settle the accounts. I saved you, how much are you going to pay?"

"You saved me?"

Tony's rebellious psychology was aroused all of a sudden, and he stiffened his neck and shouted, "Hey, kid, look carefully, I ran out by myself!"

Click!

The moment he finished speaking, the Tin Man's head was twisted off.

Alvin raised his hand, and the head of the first-generation steel model armor fell into his hand. He weighed it for a few times and said lightly: "Go on, what next?"

Tony, with his head exposed, looked at the unscrewed helmet in Alvin's hand and his eyelids twitched wildly.

After hesitating for half a second, he changed his words decisively: "That's right, if you hadn't attracted the attention outside, we wouldn't have been able to get out so smoothly!"

Facts have proven that no matter how tough a person's words are, they will still compromise when their lives are threatened.

"Well, it's time to talk about compensation, Mr. Rich."

Alvin moved his index finger slightly, threw the helmet over, and said with a smile: "Since you can be kidnapped by the Ten Rings Gang, you must be very rich, right?"

"Boy, remove the should and it's very, very, extremely rich!"

When Tony mentioned this, he showed a proud expression, like a swan: "You can't even imagine how much money I have!"

What should I do? I really want to beat this pretentious guy to death!
The corner of Alvin's mouth twitched, and he resisted the urge to punch him: "Okay, then give me one million as a reward for saving you."

"What? A million?"

Tony's eyes widened.

"Too much?" Alvin was a little surprised. This shouldn't be the case. With Tony's assets, one million is not a drop in the bucket, right?
"No, it's too little, kid." Tony seemed to be insulted, and shouted angrily, "Do you know who I am? A mere one million, how can it be worthy of me, Tony Stark? At least ten times, no, even a hundred times, it's not as valuable as one of my hairs!"

Sometimes, it is really hard to understand what is going on in the minds of these rich people. Alvin nodded and said, "Okay, then it's as you wish, 100 million US dollars."

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This time, it was Tony who finally fell silent. His face twitched a few times: "I am speaking metaphorically. Do you understand what metaphor means?"

"Didn't you say that even if it was a hundred times more expensive, it wouldn't be as valuable as one of your hairs?" Alvin really liked seeing rich people get humiliated, so he acted surprised and said, "It's okay, I understand. If you can't afford it, just give me one million."

"Can't afford it? Who can't afford it?"

Tony was so angry that his liver hurt. He pointed at Alvin, his hands shaking: "Okay, okay, one hundred million is one hundred million, I don't care about this little money at all!"

Alvin has figured out that for people like Tony, you have to stroke them against their hair.

Tony Stark is a very smart man.

Playboy, billionaire, super genius, he has countless titles, but in the Marvel Universe, the most well-known one is "Iron Man".

He was able to build the Ark reactor by hand alone in a cave, and this alone would put him ahead of the world by hundreds of years.

No wonder he was called a person cursed by knowledge by Thanos.

Oh, it is very likely that he is cursed by money. Just like a certain Jin Shanshan next door, he will never have to worry about money in his life.

It's really enviable!

"Great! I also want to be cursed by knowledge."

Alvin fantasized about it, but unfortunately, he failed in math, physics and chemistry, so there was a high probability that he would never have the chance in this life.

Of course, he did not do this entirely for money, but simply to find a suitable reason to get close to Tony Stark. Tony, who paid 100 million US dollars for a lip service, took a deep breath and skillfully put on the boss's posture: "Now, I've paid, I'm your employer, is there any problem?"

"No problem, one hundred million dollars, and you will be my God."

Alvin shrugged indifferently, it was just talk anyway.

"Very good, go find a car and take us out." Tony sat down on the ground, sweat all over his head.

It can be seen that this model, which was hand-made in the cave, is not as light as later models, and the driver needs to expend a lot of physical strength when operating it.

Alvin stared at the person hiding behind him and asked, "Excuse me, Mr. very wealthy, who is the person next to you?"

"His name is Ethan, and he's my friend."

Tony hesitated for half a second, but still used friend as an introduction: "Why, is there any problem?"

"There's a small problem~" Alvin rubbed his index finger and thumb, looking at Tony with a smile: "It costs extra money!"

"Give me more! Damn it, you are simply a devil!" Tony was so angry that he gnashed his teeth, but he could do nothing about it: "I'll give you more money, 10 million, and take us all out, you greedy little devil!"

"I'm not called Greedy Little Devil, Mr. Rich and Powerful."

Alvin cleared his throat and introduced himself: "My name is Alvin Valhuis, a traveling businessman."

"Hey, I gave you 100 million and you let me eat this?"

Tony stared at Alvin with resentment on his face. He almost broke his front teeth while trying to eat the cake.

"You have two choices, Mr. Rich, delicate man." Alvin didn't want to indulge him and pointed to the cactus outside the car: "Either you learn to chew that thing like a camel, or you eat this thing."

After taking a look at the thorny cactus, Tony finally chose the latter between the camel and the dry biscuit: "Damn, this must be the most expensive biscuit in the world!"

This is true. A cake worth one hundred million US dollars is unprecedented, but it will definitely be unprecedented in the future.

Ethan munched on the cake silently, like a socially anxious person.

Only Tony was like a social phobic and never stopped talking since he got on the car.

Alvin's ears were buzzing from the noise, and he seriously doubted whether he had saved the wrong person.

"Alvin, how did you twist my helmet off?"

"Are there any limits to your abilities?"

"Why are not you talking?"

Looking at Tony, who kept chattering and was almost as good as Deadpool, Alvin felt his blood boiling.

"Tony, if you don't shut up, I'll kick you out of the car!" Alvin couldn't stand it anymore. He gripped the steering wheel tightly and slammed on the brakes. Veins on his forehead throbbed. "I swear to God, even if you give me another 100 million dollars, I will never compromise!"

The sudden slam on the brakes almost caused Tony's head to hit the windshield.

Looking at Alvin who was harassed to the point of being furious, he didn't seem to be worried at all and simply raised two fingers: "I'll give you another 200 million."

"Okay, what do you want to ask? Dear Mr. Rich."

Alvin's expression changed instantly, becoming gentle and kind.

Ethan in the back row opened his eyes wide, confusion written all over his face. Is this the world of the rich?

Seeing Ethan's expression, Tony showed a satisfied look, and his desire to show off reached its peak at this moment: "Remember, any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem in front of me, Tony Stark, dear Ethan and Alvin."

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