Super Farmer Onmyoji

When he was about to get off work, Lin Hai received a call from Zhang Wanting.

There was no speaking on the phone, only the sound of panting.

Lin Hai's little heart jumped wildly: "Wanting, you... what are you doing?"

Zhang Wanting said: "I'm angry! I'm mad! What do you think I'm doing?"

"Oh! No! It's okay!" Lin Hai must have misunderstood just now, but Zhang Wanting's panting voice is really beautiful.

"I'm so mad! I'm in a very upset mood, and I punish you to come and cook for me at night! That's it!" Zhang Wanting hung up the phone boldly.

Only Lin Hai was left holding his mobile phone in a daze, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time. Why did Zhang Wanting get angry and punish me for cooking for her?Are invitations from goddesses so special?

After get off work, Lin Hai came to Zhang Wanting's home.

"What's for dinner today?" Lin Hai asked.

Zhang Wanting said: "You cook, of course you arrange it!"

After a while, Lin Hai walked out of the kitchen depressedly: "Grandma, you still only have tomatoes at home!"

Zhang Wanting said: "There are still eggs! How about I pick the green peppers from the yard and come back?"

"Forget it!" Lin Hai shook his head: "Let's make fried rice with tomato and eggs!"

After a while, two plates of delicious tomato and egg fried rice were placed on the table.

Lin Hai looked at Zhang Wanting's angry look, and smiled: "What? Let me guess which one who received a thousand dollars made you angry? Well, is it Village Chief Luo?"

Zhang Wanting raised her eyebrows: "Hmph! Don't mention that stinky hooligan to me!"

Lin Hai laughed haha: "Did he ask you to attend a banquet and drink with some leader from the county?"

"Yes! How do you know?" Zhang Wanting asked.

Lin Hai said: "Mr. Luo first asked me to talk to you about this matter, but I didn't agree. I talked to him and drove him away!"

"Oh!" Zhang Wanting glanced at Lin Hai: "You mean...you are willing to turn against the village chief for me?"

Lin Hai's cheeks flushed slightly: "Hi! I'm a principled person, and I won't do such things that violate principles! And we...we are good friends, of course I want to protect you, and I can't let others hurt you!"

"Tsk tsk!" Zhang Wanting smiled while biting her chopsticks: "What, you sound like my husband, you are not stinky! Are you afraid that Village Chief Luo will turn around and deal with you?"

Lin Hai rolled his nostrils: "Afraid of what he will do? Isn't he just a village chief? At worst, I'll just pat my ass and leave!"

"No loyalty!" Zhang Wanting pouted her small mouth and said, "What will I do if you leave?"

"Let's go together!" Lin Hai said with a smile.

"Bah! You are so beautiful!" Zhang Wanting said.

The atmosphere of the dinner was very pleasant and relaxed. Maybe it was because of today's incident that Zhang Wanting had a good impression of Lin Hai. Lin Hai obviously felt that he and Zhang Wanting were getting closer.

After dinner, Lin Hai got up to clean up the dishes. Just as he stood up, Zhang Wanting suddenly asked, "Hey! What's falling out of your trouser pocket?"

Lin Hai looked down, and when he saw it, he was so frightened that his two eyeballs almost fell out.

At this moment, what was exposed out of Lin Hai's trouser pocket was the pair of light green lace trousers that he stole from the bathroom last night.After Lin Hai left Zhang Wanting's house in the morning, he went straight to the office and didn't come home all day, completely forgetting that he still had this time bomb in his trouser pocket.

Be good, I'm dead this time!