Super Farmer Onmyoji

what? !

Can't break~? !

Rumble!

Thunder rolls!

This is probably the most absurd lie in the world.

Yin Xiaomei opened her mouth wide in surprise: "I can't break the ~ Department?! What do you mean?! Why can't I break the ~ Department?!"

Lin Hai's head turned quickly, and soon he made up a lie in his mind.

"Hey!" Lin Hai sighed heavily, with an extremely helpless and sad expression on his face, and then used two drops of water to pretend to be teardrops hanging from the corners of his eyes, and gently wiped them away: "Xiaomei, I actually have reasons!"

Seeing Lin Hai's "sad" look, Yin Xiaomei couldn't help but ask, "Brother Hai, what are your concerns? If you have any concerns, please tell me, and I can share them for you!"

"No! You can't share it!" Lin Hai sighed: "Actually, I went to tell my fortune before!"

"Fortune-telling?!" Yin Xiaomei frowned: "This is normal, what does it have to do with our love?"

"You don't know something!" Lin Hai looked very serious with a serious look, "A fortune teller once told me that I can't break my virginity before the age of 25, otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?" Yin Xiaomei really listened.

"Otherwise there will be a bloody disaster!" Lin Hai said.

"Really?" Yin Xiaomei's face showed worry. The villagers are superstitious, especially believe in feng shui and fortune-telling, and they firmly believe in the words of those fortune-tellers.

In fact, Lin Hai's lie was not clever, but Yin Xiaomei still believed it.

She glanced at Lin Hai's little ancestor reluctantly, and said in a regretful tone, "That's what the fortune teller really said?"

"Yeah!" Lin Hai nodded, spreading his hands together, with an extremely helpless expression: "Xiaomei, I really want to do it too, but... just you know, some things are better to be believed than to be believed. No!"

"That's right!" Yin Xiaomei withdrew her gaze and said sadly, "That's really a pity!"

Lin Hai stroked Yin Xiaomei's smooth shoulder: "Xiaomei, I'm sorry!"

"It's okay!" Yin Xiaomei forced a smile: "By the way, Brother Hai, how old are you this year?"

"24!" Lin Hai replied.

Yin Xiaomei's eyes showed some anticipation again: "You can't break your virginity before the age of 25. Brother Hai, you will be 25 next year. That is to say, next year I can love~ love with you?!"

"Uh..." Lin Hai muttered, "Theoretically, it is like this!"

"Well, one year is not too long!" Yin Xiaomei said to herself, "After one year, I will love you every day ~ love, from morning to night, in the bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, in the woods, In the farmland, you can do whatever you want!"

Lin Hai was fascinated by Yin Xiaomei's words, and the little ancestor couldn't help but stand upright, and poked Yin Xiaomei's ass~Danzi.

Yin Xiaomei stretched out her fingers, and gently stroked the little ancestor's head round and round.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up, as if she remembered something.

"Brother Hai, as long as it doesn't break~?" Yin Xiaomei became a little excited.

"Yes!" Lin Hai nodded, he didn't know why Yin Xiaomei was so happy.

"That's good!" Yin Xiaomei suddenly stood up from the barrel, and excitedly took Lin Hai's hand: "Brother Hai, we don't need to insert love~ love!"

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment: "Then... what should I do?"

Yin Xiaomei pulled Lin Hai's right hand between her legs, blushing all over her face, and said shyly, "You can help me with your hands... um... I can do it with your hands! Then... I can also use my mouth Help you solve it!" As she spoke, Yin Xiaomei pointed to her mouth and repeated: "I use my mouth, you use your hands, shall we x~x~o~o?"