Super Farmer Onmyoji

Lin Hai murmured and walked to the hut behind the house.

Most rural people have such a strange living habit. Even if they build their houses into small western-style buildings with two floors and one bottom floor, they all like to build a tile shed or adobe house at the back or side of the house for kitchen or cooking. The toilet, which is determined by years of living habits, is difficult to change.

Lin Hai pushed open the door of the hut, and immediately there was the sound of whining and chirping pigs, and there was a smell of pig excrement in the hut.

Lin Hai covered his nose and walked into the hut.

Some villagers like to raise pigs in their huts, and when you go to the toilet there, the piglets will grunt and chirp behind you.

Once, Lin Hai went to the toilet at a villager's house, and when he was having a good time, an old sow behind him gave Lin Hai's butt with his mouth.Then, it was a tragedy... Lin Hai suddenly fell into the latrine, with shit all over his head and face, and after taking a hot bath at home for a day and a night, he still had an indelible smell of shit on his body.From then on, Lin Hai had a psychological shadow when going to the bathroom in the villagers' homes.

Lin Hai walked into the hut, Aunt Liu's hut didn't have pigs, but there was a cage of chickens, cooing, making Lin Hai unable to urinate for a long time.

Walking out of the hut, Lin Hai saw a child standing at the door of the hut, who looked about six or seven years old, wearing a little red jacket, with a blush face, very cute.

Lin Hai asked: "Little friend, do you want to go to the bathroom too?"

The child shook his head, stretched out his small hand to grab Lin Hai's clothes, and said in a childish voice: "Uncle, Uncle, can you take me in? Mom and Dad brought me to drink the full moon wine, but there are too many people, I can't find it." They're gone!"

It turned out to be a child who got separated from his parents, and Lin Hai was also a warm-hearted person. Without further ado, he took the child's little hand and walked out of the courtyard: "Come with uncle, your parents will be very upset if they find out that you are missing." Be in a hurry! Also, there are a lot of guests today, so don’t run around!”

The child nodded obediently, with a smile on his face, he held Lin Hai's clothes tightly, and shyly followed behind Lin Hai.

"Little friend, what's your name?" Looking at the guests coming and going, Lin Hai turned and asked the child.

But when Lin Hai turned around, he found that the child behind him was gone.

"Huh?! This kid is really naughty. I told him not to run around. Why did he disappear in the blink of an eye? Really, his parents should be in a hurry! Anyway, I haven't had dinner yet, so I'd better look for him!"

Lin Hai thought so, turned around and went to look for the child in red.

After walking a few steps, an old big hand suddenly stretched out from Lin Hai's back and grabbed Lin Hai's clothes.

Lin Hai turned his head: "Huh?! Uncle Wan, why is it you?"

Old man Wan raised his dry pipe angrily, and hit Lin Hai hard on the forehead.

Ouch!

Lin Hai covered his forehead and yelled, "Master Wan, why did you hit me? Did I provoke you? Oh, my attack was so ruthless, it hurt me to death!"

Lin Hai touched his forehead, and there was a big bump on his forehead.

Old man Wan said angrily, "Are you trying to kill my great-grandson on purpose, kid? Why did you bring the full moon ghost into the house?"

"Full Moon Ghost?!" Lin Hai looked around and said angrily, "Where did the Full Moon Ghost come from? I only saw a dead old ghost! Hmph!"

Old man Wan said: "Idiot! That kid in red who was following your ass just now is a full moon ghost!"

"What!?" Lin Hai was startled, "Master, you...are you joking?"

"Just kidding!" Old man Wan sprayed Lin Hai with spit on his face, "I can tell you, if something happens to my great-grandson, I will die with you even if I risk my life!"