Super Farmer Onmyoji

Until the evening, Lin Hai was as tired as a soft-legged shrimp, and staggered out of the toilet in the hospital.

He raised his hands to look at it, then put it in front of his nose and sniffed vigorously, and couldn't help frowning.

Although he has repeatedly washed his hands more than ten times with various liquids such as hand sanitizer, washing powder, transparent soap, and disinfectant, he still feels that both hands are full of feces, which makes people want to vomit.

According to preliminary estimates, Lin Hai's hands have been baptized by at least a hundred women's excrement and urine this afternoon alone.

Looking at the crumbling sunset, Lin Hai sighed and cheered himself up from the bottom of his heart, it doesn't matter, in order to be able to have a dinner with the beautiful woman, no matter how hard and tiring it is, it is worth it.

"Brother Hai!" A familiar voice came from behind.

Lin Hai turned around: "Huh? Xiaomei, are you here too?"

"Yes!" Yin Xiaomei said: "As a woman, of course I want to come for a physical examination! Dr. Zhang is really nice, warm and enthusiastic, I even chatted with her about you!"

"Ah?!" Lin Hai was slightly taken aback, and asked with a guilty conscience, "What have you been talking to her about?"

Lin Hai's heart trembled tremblingly, and she couldn't help feeling anxious, if Zhang Wanting knew that she and Yin Xiaomei had such a little ambiguity, would she hate herself or stay away from herself?

"We talked a lot!" Yin Xiaomei said with a smile.

"And then?" Lin Hai was a little anxious.

"There is no more!" Yin Xiaomei smiled and stood on tiptoe, pressed against Lin Hai's ear, and whispered: "Brother Hai, why haven't you come to me these two days? I miss you so much!"

Lin Hai shivered, turned around and looked around: "Uh...I have arranged tasks at work for the past two days, and I can't keep busy. I'll go find you when I'm done working these days, okay? Ah, be good!"

"Well! I'll wait for you!" Yin Xiaomei nodded with satisfaction.

"By the way, have you finished the inspection? Is there any problem?" Lin Hai asked.

Yin Xiaomei frowned: "The problem is serious!"

"What's the problem?" Lin Hai asked with concern.

Yin Xiaomei raised her head and stared at Lin Hai with piercing eyes: "Brother Hai, I am pregnant with your child!"

"What!?" Lin Hai was so shocked that he almost fell down, and hurriedly defended: "Impossible! I... I didn't even get in..."

"Haha!" Yin Xiaomei stretched her brows, and suddenly burst into laughter: "Idiot! I was teasing you! Let's go, I have to go back to cook! Bye!"

Looking at the back of Yin Xiaomei going away, Lin Hai stroked his chest: "Nimma, I was almost scared to death by you!"

"Hey, Director Lin, why haven't you left yet?" Zhang Wanting changed into casual clothes and walked out of the hospital.

Lin Hai huffed for a long time, rubbed his fingers and said, "You...you said you would have dinner with me...tonight?"

"Huh?" Zhang Wanting looked confused: "Did I say that?"

A crow quacked and flew past Lin Hai's head, falling black feathers.

Lin Hai widened his eyes, expressing his extreme speechlessness.

Zhang Wanting rested her chin with her finger and rolled her eyes: "Hi! I just don't know what to eat for dinner. I was planning to eat instant noodles. Since you can cook, I don't have to worry about it tonight!"

"It's too much!" Lin Hai's eye circles turned black, "Can't you treat me like a servant?"

Zhang Wanting put her hands in her pockets: "Then are you going or not?"

Then Lin Hai replied loudly again with no morals: "I'll go!"