I am farming in the real world.

Chapter 25: Really Idiot
"Sigh~"

Chen Jue took a breath of cold air.

I never expected that the iron golem in the game, which didn't look very smart and only knew how to wander around dungeons and villages and beat up monsters, could actually speak when it was put into the real world.

You should know that in the pure version of the MC game, not only can the iron golem not speak, but even the text status bar in front of you does not exist.

Only those maps that have added Mod module plug-ins have similar interesting functions.

“This Mod is a bit intelligent!”

“Even puppets have AI?”

"It's just that we can only recruit 100 people, which is a bit too few!"

Chen Jue looked around the big-nosed iron puppet named Tieyi, and then asked curiously, "What can you do?"

Tieyi replied hesitantly: "As long as the master tells me to, I can complete the basic operations in Minecraft."

Chen Jue's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he took out a [stone hoe] and threw it to it: "Can it be used to plow the fields?"

"Yes, Master!"

Tieyi nodded, took the [stone hoe] and began to cultivate the vacant land nearby. After a few "SaSa~" sounds, a large square piece of farmland was opened up.

Seeing this, Chen Jue's mouth almost stretched to his ears.

He then took out a stone axe, a stone pickaxe and other tools and gave them to the other party to try.

In addition to being unable to be processed using furnaces and toolboxes, iron suits cannot be worn.

As for the rest of the mining, farming, sowing, harvesting and picking, these are all basic operations performed by the game player, and this iron golem can follow orders to complete them.

Chen Jue even asked the other party to perform a set of boxing. The iron fists hit the ground in front of him with a loud bang.

Chen Jue felt that if this punch was thrown at a person, even boxing champion Tyson would be knocked down with one punch.

"Good! You're such a fool!"

"Besides being a bit honest and simple-minded, he also has the attributes of a bodyguard and a laborer, making him a perfect tool."

"In the future, I will have a good helper in farming, who can help me share the work. It seems that the research on those automated farming and harvesting devices can be put on hold for a while." Chen Jue became more and more excited as he studied.

He then switched to the Iron Golem's status bar again, pointed at the "Skin: Not Enabled" icon on it and asked, "Tieyi, what function is this?"

Tieyi: "Master... Master, this is a function of exchanging skins by paying with krypton gold. You need to recharge to activate it."

After saying that, Tieyi stood still, and his body changed from its original appearance of an [Iron Golem] to a rolling transformation show.

[Iron Golem] → [Normal human skin] → [Skin of a man who picks his toes] → [Skin of a man in cross-dressing] → [Skin of a puppet girl] → [Skin of a Lolita Jiayin] → [To be supplemented].

Every time the skin changes, a corresponding krypton gold value with a symbol will appear above its head. The more time you go back in time to unlock it, the more RMB you will need to spend.

Chen Jue’s eyes almost popped out of his head after seeing this scene!

"Fuck!"

"This... the designer of this Mod plug-in is really talented!"

"Even Tie Ge dares to be a sissy and rush forward?"

Chen Jue imagined the following scene: a programmer with glasses sitting in front of a computer with a roll of toilet paper on the table, grinning wickedly at the mosaic iron golem on the screen. He couldn't help but shudder.

After hesitating for a moment, he took out a bundle of 1 red bills with some pain and stuffed it into the mouth of the iron golem, allowing it to unlock the cheapest [Ordinary Human Skin].

With a beep, the background music of the slot machine dropping money sounded. The 2.7-meter-tall iron golem shrank in an instant, and under Chen Jue's gaze, it turned into a square-faced young man with a big nose and a somewhat honest look.

Judging from his appearance, he is at least 180cm tall, with full muscles all over his body. Wherever he stands, he has the majestic aura of a bodyguard.

He still stutters a bit when he speaks, and seems to be very honest, as if he came from a remote village and has never seen the world.

After Tieyi finished his transformation, he pulled out a few documents from his jeans pocket and explained, "Master... Master, these are my ID card, household register, birth certificate, and A2 driver's license that I gave you for free. They can be checked through the national public security network."

When Chen Jue heard this, his mouth opened into an O shape and he picked up the documents and looked through them.

It says [Name: Tieyi, born on X month X day, 1999, registered address: XX village, Jiguanshan Township, Tieling County, TL City, Liaoning Province, ID number: 221221……]

"Isn't it?"

"Can't we hide what happened in 99?"

Chen Jue felt dizzy staring at these documents. He went to the old house and checked with his mobile phone and found the specific address on Gaode Map.

In order to further verify what Tieyi said, we need to see whether this set of identity information that appeared out of thin air can be connected to the national network.

Chen Jue thought for a moment and downloaded a random game online. He then entered Tieyi's identity information into the 18-year-old real-name authentication column that popped up when registering for the first time.

As soon as I submitted the result, a green box popped up indicating that the real-name verification was passed.

This made Chen Jue jump up and down in joy: "Worth it! This ten thousand dollars is totally worth it!"

He originally thought that this iron golem, with its low-level AI intelligence, could help him deal with some chores in the underground base, which would be a great help.

But now with this krypton gold skin function, the problem of external recruiting that Chen Jue had been worried about finally has a perfect solution!
Although the surname "Tie" is rare in the country, as long as he has this real identity, Chen Jue can go out openly with the iron puppets that have been replaced with [ordinary human skin] and let them disguise themselves as his employees to work.

The thought of having 100 such honest and naive employees shouting “loyalty! sincerity!” line up to salute me in the future makes me feel happy.

Chen Jue couldn't wait to lead his troops south immediately... No, he wanted to expand and strengthen his business immediately and get back on shore as soon as possible!
……

After figuring out the powerful functions of Tieyi.

Chen Jue went down to Pit No. 1 again without stopping, and used the remaining [iron blocks] and pumpkin blocks to synthesize 5 iron golems again.

"loyalty!"

"Master, please give the order!"

Tie Erleng, Tie Sandzhu, Tie Siwa and Tie Wuga appeared in front of Chen Jue in unison, and the recruitment limit reached (5/100).

Except for the Iron Sixth Iron Golem which was still lacking materials, the appearance of these five iron golems immediately made Pit No. 5 lively.

After playing stand-alone for so many days, Chen Jue was so excited when he saw the game creatures in MC appear.

Even when he stuffed bundles of newly earned red-headed bills into their mouths and unlocked [Ordinary People's Skin] for each of them, Chen Jue still felt a little painful: "My money! It's gone before I even warmed it up."

The 10 yuan in cash that I had just saved was immediately reduced by more than half after this incident.

Fortunately, these iron golems are 100% loyal tools who work hard and never complain.

After synthesizing a batch of new [Stone Pickaxes] and distributing them to them, Chen Jue ordered Tie Erleng and the others to dig 100 new farming pits underground before he returned.

Regardless of whether or not you have mined any ore, you should first train these iron idiots to see how efficient they are at work.

This is the third update! If you find any typos, please correct them. I am reading all the comments, so I won’t reply to them one by one.

By the way, I would like to thank the book friend with the last number 05353 for his 5000-coin reward. Thank you all for your support! There are too many other names who have given small amounts, so I won’t list them all. Thank you very much! (Kowtow)

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(End of this chapter)