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Chapter 129, Zhang Yaling, are you practicing martial arts?
Chapter 129, Zhang Yaling, are you practicing martial arts?
A few hours later, Lu Yue said goodbye to the paper-folding craftsmen.
“Brother Lu Yue, if you have time, come to Yangcheng to play. Just ask anyone who makes funeral clothes tailor Liu and you will find me.”
"Don't listen to him. It's unlucky to tailor a dead person. You'd better come to my paper-making shop. Let me tell you, there is a ghost market nearby. It's very lively at night."
"Most of the people in the Yinmen industry live in unlucky places. I'm different from them. Lu Yue, if you have time, you can come to my Dahe Village. The people in my village are simple and honest, and there are many unmarried girls. If you want to find a wife, my fortune teller can help you find one. I guarantee that your horoscopes are compatible..."
Black lines appeared on Lu Yue’s forehead.
I lost interest in these places the moment I heard them.
In other words, the village that the witch described looks interesting.
Humans are sentimental animals. Even though they had only known each other for a few days, they felt reluctant to part, especially since Lu Yue had saved them twice.
Several people tried their best to invite Lu Yue to their city, but Lu Yue had no plans to travel recently, so he politely declined and added the three people's contact information before leaving.
Because the road to the underworld disappeared, the awakened souls also disappeared.
The entire lake returned to its former tranquility.
The people from the Demon Suppression Division had been holding a meeting to discuss matters concerning the ruins. They learned from some high-level extraordinary players that a woman had appeared in the bronze palace.
This news made the Demon Suppression Division suspect for a time that the woman came out from the ruins behind the ancestral temple, and was very dangerous, even more dangerous than Bigan.
If Lu Yue had not known in advance that the woman was Zhang Yaling, he would have been as alert as the Demon Suppression Division. However, when he thought of Zhang Yaling's appearance, it was difficult to associate her with the extremely cruel unknown existence.
I thought that this trip to the ruins would help me uncover the mystery of Zhang Yaling's life experience, but the more I dug, the more shocked I became. It turned out that Zhang Yaling's origin was related to a large-scale relic, and it was very likely a death relic.
That is a relic that even Taoist Fang and Divine Doctor Zhang are afraid of.
Seeing that the officials were still in a meeting, Lu Yue did not wait any longer and followed a group of interns from the Demon Suppression Bureau to leave Tianyue Lake Resort.
The road ahead is destined not to be peaceful.
A weird cook, a Gongshu bloodline that has been passed down for thousands of years, a Yinmen industry that is deeply trapped in its own bloodline problems, a god who wants to be resurrected, and weird relics...
All these things sounded the alarm for Lu Yue.
Just like Bi Gan, even after his death, he still had so many weakness buffs stacked on him. If I hadn't found the fatal flaw, I would probably have died on the spot.
The more you come into contact with this treacherous and ever-changing world, the more dangers you will encounter.
The fear of insufficient firepower has been ingrained into Lu Yue's mind.
The gains from this trip to the ruins are enormous, and they must be converted into one's own strength as soon as possible to achieve explosive growth.
Lu Yue seemed impatient along the way, which made the other interns curious and they all suspected that Consultant Lu Yue had hemorrhoids.
It was late at night when we arrived at the old community of Taicheng.
During this time, Lu Yue had a simple meal with several interns, then carried the packed crayfish and good wine through the security booth, greeted the security guard, and walked briskly across the flowerbed to his doorstep.
These were the fees for renting the body bags that had been promised to Zhang Yaling.
If you borrow something, you must repay it. It’s not difficult to borrow again.
This body bag might come in handy in the future.
But now Lu Yue is a little worried that Zhang Yaling will not be accustomed to her Simmons bed. Zhang Yaling, who has always been keen on body bags, will decorate her bedroom like a mourning hall.
In this regard, Lu Yue could only pray that Zhang Yaling would not be so creepy.
He took out the key and opened the door. The smell of home wafted into his nose, with a faint fragrance. It was as clean and tidy as ever. After putting down the body bag, Lu Yue prepared himself mentally and went to the bedroom door.
As soon as I opened the door, I was stunned.
The imagined mourning hall scene did not appear. Instead, Zhang Yaling was holding a dog-beating stick and "beating the dog's head" on a pillow printed with a husky pattern. While beating, she dubbed herself, "Haha ...
"Zhang Yaling, what are you doing?" Lu Yue said with a twitching mouth.
Zhang Yaling, wearing pajamas and with her hair fluffy, turned to look at Lu Yue, blinking her big watery eyes. After staring at each other for a few seconds, she said, "You're back. I'm practicing martial arts."
"What kind of exercises are you practicing?"
Zhang Yaling took out a booklet from under her bare feet.
When Lu Yue saw it, he was speechless for a moment.
It turned out to be a book called “Dog Beating Stick Technique”, which was exactly one of the sets of techniques in his secret book.
Zhang Yaling, are you trying to train yourself to become the leader of the Beggars' Sect?
Lu Yue carefully checked the room and found that Zhang Yaling had not only the Dog Beating Stick Technique under her feet, but also a series of other secret manuals that had not yet been deduced.
Zhang Yaling took advantage of my absence to learn these secret techniques and practice martial arts?
This is quite fresh.
Lu Yue knew very well that no one could master even the deduced secrets, let alone those that had not been deduced. However, Zhang Yaling's origins were mysterious, and she was not a human, so there might be a chance for her to master it.
"Zhang Yaling, what have you practiced?"
"Jade Girl Heart Sutra, Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Yijin Xisui Sutra..."
These are all relatively common, but Lu Yue discovered another thing, that is, the secret books he bought were divided into two piles, and he didn't know what the purpose was.
Lu Yue picked up the secret books on the other pile and asked, "Why do you practice these instead of the I Ching and Yu Ji Qi Qian in this pile... These look much better than the ones you learned."
"There are patterns on this pile, which are beautiful, but there are a lot of words on the other pages, and many of them are incomprehensible." Zhang Yaling blinked and said with clear eyes.
Lu Yue: “????”
This...it turns out that Zhang Yaling, you are suffering from your lack of education.
I can only practice by looking at pictures.
After learning more about it, Lu Yue was certain of one thing: just like everyone else, even Zhang Yaling, whose background was quite mysterious, could not master it.
At this moment, Zhang Yaling smelled the scent of crayfish and white wine, and immediately gave up the secret recipe. She jumped off the bed barefoot, with a greedy expression on her face and licked her lips.
Seeing this, Lu Yue suddenly had an idea.
"Zhang Yaling, I bought you some delicious shrimp and wine. You can eat them if you want, but you must answer my questions truthfully and quickly. You are not allowed to think about it, and it must be your first thought."
"Answer." Zhang Yaling nodded frantically, stood on tiptoe, and raised her head to stare at the crayfish and white wine that Lu Yue was holding high.
"During this trip to the ruins, I discovered some of your background. We have known each other for such a long time..."
"Thirty-one days, five hours and thirty-seven minutes." Zhang Yaling answered quickly.
Lu Yue: “…” What the hell, you’re rushing to answer this question? Did I ask you to answer this question?
"I want to ask if you came out of the ruins behind the ancestral temple?"
"Yeah." Zhang Yaling nodded repeatedly.
Lu Yue: “…”
"Why did you lie to me about amnesia?"
"I didn't lose my memory, and you didn't ask."
Lu Yue: “????”
After thinking about it carefully, I realized that I didn't even ask the other party where he came out from the ruins. Was Zhang Yaling playing word games with me?
"Did you cause Bigan to get injured?"
"Who is Bigan?" Zhang Yaling looked confused.
"The one with the axe in his chest."
"I didn't do it. I was hungry at the time and couldn't get rid of my hunger after eating a lot of food. Then the old man with the axe showed up and tried to chase me away fiercely."
But I have to drive you away. You have chewed all the bronze vessels used for sacrifices. If I were a descendant of Emperor Xin, I would beat you up.
"And then?" Lu Yue shook the liquor, creating beautiful foam to seduce.
"Then I left." Zhang Yaling said briefly and clearly.
Next, he asked Zhang Yaling some questions about the ruins, including two devout ancient believers, and the answers he got were similar to his own guesses.
Lu Yue recalled that there were two possibilities for Doctor Zhang's speculation about the ruins behind the ancestral hall, but no matter which one, it proved one thing, that Zhang Yaling was a very cruel existence, and all the things that happened in the past made Lu Yue suspect that Zhang Yaling had a great relationship with the gods.
"Zhang Yaling, look into my eyes, are you a god?"
"Yes." Zhang Yaling answered, staring at the crayfish and white wine.
Lu Yue was horrified, his heart was pounding, and his blood pressure soared instantly.
What! ! ! !
Zhang Yaling is actually a god.
I picked up a god and lived with him for so long.
What's more important is that when he first met Zhang Yaling, he punched the god. Should he report to the Demon Suppression Bureau immediately and apply for 24-hour safe haven?
Otherwise, the fate of Changshan Village's revenge on Gou Zi will be his own tomorrow.
But Lu Yue soon calmed down, looked at Zhang Yaling who was drooling and asked doubtfully: "Are you sure you are a god?"
"Ah, did I answer wrong? Then I am not a god." Zhang Yaling scratched his afro and blinked his pair of dark, pure eyes.
Lu Yue: “…”
Damn it Zhang Yaling, I asked you to answer the questions truthfully, not to guess the test-setter's thinking in the college entrance examination reading comprehension test.
Lu Yue had a bad feeling at this moment, so he peeled a crayfish and put it into Zhang Yaling's mouth: "Zhang Yaling, are you a human?"
"Yes Yes Yes."
Lu Yue peeled another piece and stuffed it into Zhang Yaling's mouth, repeating the question.
"Are you human?"
“No, no.” Zhang Yaling swallowed it down in one gulp.
Lu Yue continued to peel shrimp.
"Are you stupid?"
"No"
Lu Yue peeled two shrimps.
"Are you stupid?"
"No."
Lu Yue peeled ten shrimps.
"Are you stupid?"
"No."
Lu Yue was peeling the skin when he suddenly stopped moving.
"Zhang Yaling, am I being stupid to ask this question?"
"stupid."
"..."
After asking the last question, Lu Yue was completely speechless.
Now, even if Zhang Yaling said that she was actually a wandering lobster fairy who had fled from the ruins because of betrayal and now urgently needed crayfish to restore her strength, and fed her with crayfish every day so that when her strength was restored, she could return to attack the large ruins and take back everything she had lost. After the task was accomplished, she would be named the Lord of the ruins, second only to the emperor, he would not find it strange.
"Lu Yue, do you still ask, ah..." Zhang Yaling opened her mouth wide, pointed to her throat, and waited for Lu Yue to peel and throw shrimps to ask.
"No more questions. I am satisfied with your answer. All these rewards are for you."
Lu Yue completely gave up asking Zhang Yaling.
Zhang Yaling was a little disappointed holding the crayfish. She looked back at Lu Yue every step and said seriously, "Lu Yue, if you want to ask, you can ask me anytime. I can tell you anything as long as there is food..."
After saying this, Zhang Yaling started to peel the crayfish herself without any hesitation.
Compared to the beginning, at least Zhang Yaling understood hygiene now and only ate the shrimp tails.
Lu Yue shook his head, stood up and washed his hands, preparing to return to the bedroom to practice, when he heard Zhang Yaling's voice from behind.
"By the way, Lu Yue, these are my rewards for answering questions. When will you return the crayfish you rented from me?"
Lu Yue staggered.
what is this?
I asked for a long time but got nothing. Did Zhang Yaling get two meals of crayfish for free?
Zhang Yaling is worthy of being Zhang Yaling.
Lu Yue was convinced and said, "I understand. I'll wait for two days."
As we all know, in the eyes of modern people, two days later refers to Monday, 32nd or 13th, and 25th.
(End of this chapter)
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