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Chapter 149: Picture of a beautiful woman emerging from the bath?

The next day, the morning light broke.

Everything seemed alive.

"Junior Brother Lu, please come and see me when you are free." Taoist Priest Lin waved his hands frequently, tears glistening in his eyes. Two attentive security guards beside him supported him from the left and right and escorted Taoist Priest Lin to the security patrol car.

Lu Yue stood by the road and waved goodbye.

Don't get me wrong, Master Lin was not arrested, but because his electric car was out of power, he could only take a patrol car to handle the transfer contract of the jujube tree plantation. Although Captain Liu agreed verbally, he still had to follow the procedures to sign a written contract.

After bidding farewell to Master Lin, Lu Yue chatted with Captain Liu on the phone. When talking about the next itinerary, he told the other party that he would leave after finding a carpenter to take care of the handle.

Strictly speaking, I have completed the task that Captain Liu asked me to do.

As for the matter behind the possession incident, it is the responsibility of the Demon Suppression Division.

Lu Yue switched the phone interface.

Open a cargo transportation software that can transport anything, place an order and enter the address.

I learned from Master Lin that not all parts of this century-old lightning-struck wood can be used. The core must be found. If non-professionals handle it without authorization, it will easily cause irreparable damage.

So Lu Yue decided to take the whole tree with him.

The destination is in the suburbs and the journey is long, but fortunately the truck can accommodate passengers.

Not long after, a small truck drove up in front of us.

While driving, Lu Yue played with his mobile phone, searching for news from various places to see if there were any strange stories or unusual events. This was also the little thing he had always done.

Use the Internet and other means to understand the situation at the time and increase your knowledge.

After looking for a while, Lu Yue frowned.

The world is no longer peaceful, as if an undercurrent is surging.

All kinds of strange and unpredictable ghosts and extraordinary beings gradually appear before the world.

Although the general situation of the world is still under control, the more so, the more we should cherish the opportunity of relative peace in the early stage, develop as quickly as possible, and deal with the unpredictable changes in the world in the future.

Just as Lu Yue continued to watch the news from various places, his cell phone vibrated.

It turned out that a friend named “I Want to Be Duan Yu” in the same city’s group chat of office workers who stayed up late at night shouted crazily: “Brothers, this is a gift from God, it’s awesome!”

This ambiguous statement has aroused the vigilance of many people.

All of a sudden, all the group members with very positive values ​​attacked him.

"@Group leader, someone is taking drugs, call the police and arrest him..."

The group member “I want to be Duan Yu” quickly defended himself, thus avoiding a jail term, and then explained his previous remarks.

"A few days ago, I bought a painting of a beautiful woman emerging from her bath at a street stall. It was so beautiful and lifelike, and she looked like a fairy descending from heaven."

"[Disdain] I thought it was something else, but it turned out to be a pornographic painting."

"If you feel so good after just one painting, I'd give you some seeds."

"What seed?"

Seeing that things were developing in an unhealthy direction, an administrator stepped forward to stop it in time. If you want to send seeds, please chat privately. All forms of illegal speech are strictly prohibited in this group.

I think Duan Yu continued to speak: "Brothers, the point is that night, I had a dream. I dreamed that the woman was taking a bath, and then she asked me to come over. Some dopamine surges happened. This dream was very real."

Everyone in the group @I want to be Duan Yu.

"You dream about it at night, and you are having an erotic dream!"

"What kind of erotic dream is this? It's obviously a fetish. You have a mental illness. Go get treatment right away. By the way, tell me your name when you go to the hospital. You can enjoy a discount on the original price."

"I have a question. Please check the painting to see if there is a hole as big as the mouth of a two-dollar mineral water bottle. Or is there any strange stain on the painting?"

"No way, you can drive on this broken road, it's just a painting, it's too unsanitary, if you really can't hold it in, you can ask me, I recommend you spend 200 yuan to wash your feet in the alley."

"Tell us the details upstairs."

I want to be Duan Yu and continue to speak: Who do you think I am? What kind of crap are those foot massage parlors? I have a mental mysophobia. What I value most is the feeling, followed by the quality. "

"In my dream, she seemed like a fairy sister who was not affected by worldly affairs."

"I have looked up information. Human happiness is divided into 20 levels. In my dream, my happiness level is one level higher than the highest level. However, I have had some back pain recently. It has nothing to do with weakness. Does anyone in the group recommend any tonic medicine?"

As soon as these words came out, the group was in an uproar, and many people speculated that this guy had used too much glue.

"Brother, lend me your painting. No, let me take a look at it." "Duan Yu, don't listen to them. They have dirty thoughts and want to do something shameful to your fairy sister. Lend me the painting. I am actually a calligraphy and painting enthusiast. I promise to appreciate this painting from the perspective of calligraphy and painting."

"I just looked up some information. Human pleasure is divided into 20 levels. The first level is the moment when you have a bowel movement, and the twentieth level is the things that happen between men and women. You are one level higher than the twentieth level. Did you have a bowel movement while doing that?"

There was a flood of responses from group members, all asking to see the painting.

At this time, the administrator intervened and stated again that it was a green group chat.

I want to be Duan Yu and say: "Private chat."

Within a few minutes, some group members who received private messages spoke in the large group.

"Wasn't it supposed to be a picture of a beautiful woman emerging from the bath? How did it become a picture of delicious food?"

"What kind of picture of delicious food? It's clearly a picture of great wealth and good fortune."

"You are all seeing things wrong. I can see it clearly with my 600 degree glasses. This is a picture of a fierce and evil spirit galloping across the battlefield, with corpses strewn all over the ground."

"It's fake, you are all fake, don't try to fool me, it's clearly a portrait of a teacher that I treasure, I have all her photos, there is no way I am wrong, if you don't believe me I will send it to you, I believe the public has sharp eyes."

"Fa, I am the most impartial. I will verify it for you on the spot."

"If you don't send it, I will look down on you!"

"Stop arguing, I have something urgent to tell you. It's urgent. My friend was bitten by a centipede just two days after arriving in Taicheng. He couldn't sleep all night. Someone said that chickens are the natural enemies of centipedes. Can I ask for my friend where there are chickens in Taicheng?"

"..."

Lu Yue was somewhat accustomed to the fact that the style of the group members gradually changed during the chat and started to act crazy again, and they used the painting as a tool to share their collections and make progress together.

In fact, no matter how serious the group chat is, once this topic is involved, group members will be like taking stimulants and will not be able to stop at all.

As for that magical painting, Lu Yue also sent a private message asking for it.

As a result, the other party went offline and ignored me.

Lu Yue was also wondering if this was a supernatural event, but he was not sure yet. It just sounded normal to have a wet dream.

I have been worrying too much, always thinking of supernatural events when I see anything. It's only the early stages now, and supernatural events are not that frequent in Taicheng.

"Young man, we're here." At this time, the driver's voice came to my ears.

Lu Yue slid his fingertips and switched to the cargo-hauling software screen. He clicked on the payment amount, then got out of the car, picked up the century-old lightning-struck jujube tree, and ran towards the destination in big strides.

At this time, the sun was high in the sky and it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon.

In the distance, a unique Chinese house sparkles in the sun.

When Lu Yue rushed to the gate of the mansion, he saw luxury cars and trucks lined up in an orderly manner and a lot of people talking. Some of them were Tire Transcendants he had seen before, but most of the rest he had never seen before.

After some inquiries, Lu Yue learned that all the people came here because of his reputation, and only wanted the master carpenter to make a magic tool for them. However, because the master carpenter had a strange temperament, he only took one order at a time.

"Master, I have been waiting in line for a month. Considering my sincerity, can you help me make this magic weapon? If I delay any further, the peach wood in my hand will wither due to lack of water."

"Master, I'll pay one million for the processing fee."

"Master, I own a construction company, and I'm donating a villa..."

It seems that no matter where you are, the status of technical talents is always irreplaceable.

But if this continues, when will he be able to get on the roster?

Lu Yue thought about his own situation.

I definitely can't compare to these rich people in terms of money.

This is the only thing he can offer.

The next second, Lu Yue took a deep breath, and then suddenly shouted: "Lu Yue, the special consultant of the Taicheng Town Demon Department, has been specially approved by the Taicheng Town Demon Department to go on a business trip to handle all matters related to Mucheng. I have the right to act at my own discretion. All departments must cooperate with the case wherever I go. I am currently handling a major case that concerns the safety of millions of people in Mucheng. Master, please help me make magic tools for the people of Mucheng."

The others who were bidding were stunned for a moment.

Can't you, young man, afford to have fun?
They offer so many benefits here, free cars, free houses, and free money.

You directly involve the Demon Suppression Bureau, major cases and the people.

You are talking nonsense like this, do people know about this?
Soon, the old man's voice was heard from inside.

"Lu Yue stays, the others go."

Everyone: "..."

(End of this chapter)