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Chapter 172, Question: Is the yellow jade body Lu Yue’s urine orange juice?

As the clock hands quietly slid towards around eight o'clock in the evening.

A short video blogger, exhausted and drained of all his strength, staggered back home. When he thought of the thrilling experience he had just had, he gritted his teeth, with a desire for traffic in his eyes, and finished editing the video and sent it out successfully.

"The Jade-bodied People invaded the real world. Who is the guide who did this?"

This title attracted attention like a magnet. Soon after it was released, it attracted thousands of people to watch and hundreds of comments came in like a tide.

“Oh my god, this isn’t a special effect, is it?”

"This beauty is so yellow, even yellower than the yellow game I played."

"Master Yuti, I know a small path. Follow me [wave]."

"If we catch him and take him back to auction, it would cost hundreds of millions, right?"

"I think the punishment is very severe. There is a judge."

"It's fake at first glance. There's a saying in our jade industry: gold never leaves your eyes, hands never point at fish, cars never lend people, people never call chickens, and jade never leaves your hands. It means that jade products like this are very fragile. How come the ones in the video are so solid?"

As the number of views soared, countless people began to forward the video to various group chats, immediately causing an uproar.

Could this be the extraordinary people mentioned on the Internet? ! ! !

This is so pretty!!!
The man on the street is as beautiful as jade, the young man is unparalleled in the world, his body is like beautiful jade, and his nobleness is overwhelming.

I really want to hug that topaz man and rub against him.

"Strange, did you notice that the Minion seems to be chopping something?" someone suddenly asked.

After hearing this, many netizens enlarged the video and watched it carefully.

At this moment, a comment rushed to the top like a meteor.

The number of likes instantly exceeded four digits.

"Everyone, please zoom in on the video and look carefully at the tenth second. The Minion is not chopping down a human at all!!!!" A restored picture was also attached below the comment.

It was a bald, greasy head whose gender was difficult to identify, and underneath it was a shriveled body that looked like skin and bones. There were more than a dozen pairs of hands of different sizes growing on the sides, and the lower half of the body was beginning to rot...

This is definitely not a human being!!!
Many netizens in front of the screen gasped and felt their scalps tingling, as if a cold wind was blowing across their backs.

Soon, the first comment was covered by a wave of new comments.

"Please don't disturb my family and me. I don't mean to offend you out of curiosity. May the deceased rest in peace. Please don't disturb. My family is safe. The bad luck will go away. The ghosts will rest in peace. My family is safe. I am the Zheng family, a junior. I am purely curious. May the Taoist ancestors bless me and wish me good luck. I have no intention of entering..."

A series of follow-up comments instantly swept the entire comment section.

……

Lu Yue was originally planning to return to the house to check the leather painting, but before he got close, he saw that the people from the Demon Suppression Division had sealed off the scene tightly, so he withdrew and left all subsequent matters to the Demon Suppression Division.

When he returned home, he found that Zhang Yaling was not there, but there was dinner on the table. Lu Yue devoured the food in no time at all and then returned to the bedroom.

Check out what you have gained during this time.

The current number of source energy has reached eighty-two strands.

This bit of source energy can only be used to deduce the "Jade Body Chapter of the Book of Changes: Cleansing Marrow Sutra".

So he began to deduce without hesitation.

Consumes eighty strands of source energy.

The Fifth Edition of the Jade Body Chapter of the I Ching Xisui Jing appeared.

Lu Yue could not wait to put on the kapok robe and began to practice facing the wall. However, after only an hour, he quit the practice.

Although the efficiency of practice has improved, it is still lacking in some degree.

The bottom line is that the cheat version is too low.

Lu Yue secretly groaned in his heart.

The path of cultivating the jade body is even more difficult than ascending to heaven.

But when he thought of the terrifying ability of "invulnerability to evil" bestowed by the jade body, he also understood that there was endless value hidden behind this difficult path of cultivation.

There is a reason why practicing is difficult.

However, although the jade body is valuable, the future of cultivating the heart fire is equally limitless. After all, there is still a wisp of special source energy in the mind, and sparks can only be created when the heart fire is perfected.

Lu Yue suddenly realized that he couldn't just stick to one secret book.

Just then, the phone suddenly buzzed and the phone was no longer stuck.

When he picked it up, he found that it was Guo Tao, Xiao Ting and Wu Li in the group who sent him a video and @ed him frantically.

"Brother Lu, is that you, the little yellow man in the video?"

Lu Yue was confused. What Minions?

But at this time, the three people in the group were arguing loudly.

"I think the facial features are similar."

"It's definitely Brother Lu, Brother Lu is so handsome" "Brother Lu, you are so pornographic in this video, I have saved it in the "Brother Lu Photo Album"

Lu Yue's face turned dark. What the hell is this photo album?

Then he opened the video and found that the person in the video was indeed him, but it was only the initial part where he was chasing the seven deadly sins. Although the distance was a bit far, if you met a familiar person, you could still recognize him.

"Where did you get this video?"

"Brother Lu, you don't know, this is going viral on the Internet now."

Lu Yue, the person involved, was shocked and quickly opened the National Short Video APP. As soon as he opened it, he saw the Minions video pushed to him.

I watched more than a dozen short videos in a row.

Most of them are high-definition and uncensored photos of Lu Yue in various angles and poses.

Now, videos related to Lu Yue on the entire Internet are becoming hot searches at an alarming speed, and are spreading at an alarming speed. Some comment IPs even come from abroad, and netizens are leaving comments one after another.

"Minions are so kawaii!"

"The Minions are so moisturized, what brand of shower gel do they use? Can you bring me some?"

"Question: Minions pee, is what comes out orange juice?"

Looking at these comments, Lu Yue's eyelids twitched even more violently.

Is the end of the world all about selling goods?
And these outrageous netizens, what kind of questions are they asking? ! !
And…why did you name yourself Minion?

Why not give it a better name, like Little Yellow Man, Yellow Jade Blogger, Yellow Giant, Yellow Leopard...

As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous just like pigs are afraid of being fat. This matter is obviously not a trivial matter.

Just when Lu Yue was about to contact the authorities to see if he could find a way to eliminate the impact of this incident, Captain Liu of the Demon Suppression Division actually sent a video first, which was about the Minions.

"Advisor Lu, is that you, the Minion in the video?"

The official memes are the most deadly!
What else can Lu Yue do? It's no use not admitting it. When everyone in the world thinks you are obscene, the facts no longer matter. You are the only obscene person in the world.

"It's me." Lu Yue typed and admitted.

"Thank you, Consultant Lu. You have done our Demon Suppression Bureau a great favor again and saved the people of Taicheng." Captain Liu's gratitude comforted Lu Yue.

The official’s words were still warm, just like drinking hot water.

Lu Yue immediately said that as an enthusiastic citizen and a well-known consultant of the Demon Suppression Bureau, it was his responsibility to take responsibility when encountering supernatural events, and Taicheng was definitely not a place where those ghosts could act recklessly.

"By the way, Captain Liu, are those people in the group okay?"

Lu Yue suddenly thought of his friends in the group chat for office workers who stayed up late at night. Although they were sometimes unreliable, at least he learned a lot of useful knowledge from the group chat when he first came to this world.

"When you killed the ghost, its influence disappeared. By the way, I have to tell you something. After preliminary judgment, this painting and the one you brought before were not made by the same person." Captain Liu replied.

Not alone?

Could it be that there are two ghost painters?
Lu Yue was a little confused, and Captain Liu gave an explanation.

After testing the skin painting of the seven deadly sins, it was discovered that the skin came from a century-old ghost, and there were seven kinds of ashes remaining on it, all of which were extremely terrifying ghost corpses.

This is the horror of the ghost painter.

Ability to hatch extremely special ghosts through some means.

Using the skin of a century-old ghost, seven special evil spirits were fused together and re-hatched to create this special ghost.

In order to speed up the hatching process, the ghost painter behind the scenes deliberately let the painting run wild, influencing ordinary people. It grew by relying on the original sin in the bodies of the victims. In just over a week, it became a fifth-level corpse dog.

If this ghost fully grows up, it will be unimaginable how terrifying it will be.

The painting of the evil star Li Hu was made using Li Hu's skin, ashes and blood. This is essentially a method of turning a supernatural being into a corpse ghost.

One is to turn the extraordinary people into zombies.

One is to continuously fuse and hatch special ghosts.

The ghost painter who created the Seven Deadly Sins is much more skilled than the ghost painter who created the evil star Li Hu. This can be proved by the amount of source energy that Lu Yue obtained.

Lu Yue frowned. He didn't expect that this matter involved two ghost painters.

But one thing is certain, these two ghost painters are not good people.

One was specifically aimed at him.

The other is to use any means necessary to hatch special ghosts.

Next, Lu Yue chatted with Captain Liu for a while and learned that the direction of the investigation on the "Guhe Village" has been narrowed down a lot and there will be some clues in a few days.

The ghost painter is in the dark, and he is in the light.

Lu Yue felt that he couldn't sleep well until he got rid of the other party.

While he was thinking about these things, Captain Liu sent another message: "Oh, there is one more thing. At present, our Demon Suppression Division is gradually disclosing information about supernatural events and extraordinary people to the public. Your image as a yellow man is very positive, which is particularly suitable for our Demon Suppression Division to create a star-level extraordinary person. Do you intend to sign an authorization contract to cooperate with us in our work? This will come with a salary."

Lu Yue: “???”

(End of this chapter)