If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.

Chapter 110: Glimpse of the Heavens and Earth

Chapter 110: Glimpse of the Heavens and Earth (for leader "16032200300286")
Feng Nipo's appearance is quite good.

After hearing about her identity as a fortune teller, Xiao Yu imagined in his mind a short, bloated old lady with hunched shoulders, a fake smile on her face but a slightly sinister temperament.

Aunt Feng Ni looks to be in her early thirties and doesn't look like she is 130 years old at all. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is "eternally young".

Although she looks young, Feng Nipo does not have the slightest seductiveness.

She was nearly two meters tall, with straight and broad shoulders, a face like a full moon, a bald head, a square mouth and big ears, bright eyes and sparse eyebrows. She had some feminine charm, but was also masculine, strong and robust, and no less strong than a man.

Xiaoyu was frightened by the appearance of this mighty nun.

——It seems like he is really good at this.

She couldn't help but feel a little more expectant, hoping that Feng Nipo could keep the Purple Mansion running for a while.

"Godmother, have some tea!" Xiaoyu handed over a cup of tea.

Grandma Feng stared at her for a long time and said with a smile: "You are very good, with abundant energy and vigor, and inner charm. Among the young people in Tianmen Town, except for those with great luck and the direct descendants of human immortals, you are the best!

Alas, what is more important is the character of the mind.

Even a great hero or great man who has been active in the martial arts world for many years will become decadent and depressed if his magical powers and martial arts are destroyed one day.

At such a young age, you have such an open mind and tenacity. Your future achievements are limitless."

"Godmother, you're too kind." Xiaoyu deliberately put on a shy look.

She felt a little strange.

Once "godmother" is called out, "Da Mie Ba" will be activated.

This was expected.

But "Purple Mansion" seems to be in a "Schrödinger uncertainty state" where it is about to deduce but has not yet deduced.

If Zi Fu starts to deduce, it means that Feng Nipo's methods can threaten her.

If there is no movement in Zifu, it means that Feng Nipo is not a threat to her and she can kill her at will.

It is very strange that we are about to deduce but don’t deduce it now.

"Grandma, do you think it's time for us to start?" Jinlian reminded anxiously.

After she finished speaking, she quickly added, "It will take a long time for Grandma to display her magical powers. Now it's past the middle of the Si hour, almost noon, and I have prepared a big feast for Grandma, so we can't delay."

Feng Nipo drank a few sips of tea slowly before asking, "Is the quiet room ready?"

Jinlian stood up and led Feng Nipo to the wooden attic.

A ten-square-meter empty room was cleaned up on the second floor.

The window was already small and covered with thick curtains, so it was dark inside and you even needed to light a candle to see clearly.

"Well, it's cleaned fairly well. Prepare a few more chairs. After all, we need to sit down to perform the 'Great Clear Tathagata Method of Seeing the Sky and the Earth.'" the mighty nun said calmly.

Xiao Yu's cheek muscles twitched slightly, and she said earnestly, "Sister Jinlian and godmother, please wait. Fengxian will bring you a chair."

She, Chun'er and Ziying moved two rattan chairs and a small table to the attic.

Feng Nipo sat down facing south and said, "You guys who have no luck, all go out. Well, Xiao Fengxian, you still have some wisdom, you can stay."

Jinlian waved her hands repeatedly to drive the maid away.

Xiaoyu stood obediently behind Jinlian's chair.

After the wooden door of the attic creaked shut, Feng Nipo reached into the porcelain bowl on the table, took some rootless clean water to wipe her mouth, ears, nose, and chin, and finally washed her hands.

"Namo, Ratana, Tana Yaya, Namo, Data Agada Aya~~~"

Feng Nipo's facial expression is extremely rich in emotions, showing a kind of worship and fanaticism.

Her hands kept waving up and down, and she was chanting a spell that Xiaoyu couldn't understand but felt was particularly rhythmic and powerful.

Xiaoyu felt it was Sanskrit, but she didn't understand Sanskrit, so she wasn't sure.

After chanting the spell for about three minutes, Feng Nipo stopped to take a few breaths, and then began to speak normal crazy words again: "Grandfather, hurry up and command, Sister Queen Mother, listen to me, I am a fairy from the gate of heaven and earth, today I come to be a guest of the Golden Lotus, if you want to know about my life and death, please tell me quickly~~~Mali Mali Ho, all the soldiers and fighters are lined up in front~~~~Wind, rain, thunder, lightning, ice, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, ah ah ah ah~~~~"

Xiao Yu wanted to say: Master, your fierce appearance doesn't match the current sneaky witch style! Why not take a three-foot-long Guan Dao and pretend to be Guan Gong?

"Hey, what's going on?"

Xiao Yu was complaining in his heart when he suddenly found that Zi Fu began to slowly deduce.

Feng Nipo's temperament has also changed. Well, her temperament has been changing since she started chanting the spell.

However, at this moment, her eyes were clear, her expression was extremely confident, even arrogant, and she said calmly: "With the help of Buddha, Daoist Ancestor and Queen Mother, I have already glimpsed the secrets of heaven and earth.

Jinlian, your fate is in my heart, just like the lines in the palm of my hand."

Honestly speaking, seeing her going crazy, Jinlian’s image of the “goddess” was somewhat shattered.

After all, Jinlian may be superstitious, but she has a normal mind.

At this moment, she felt a little embarrassed and said, "Please give me some advice, grandma."

Ni Po Feng said calmly: "Yesterday afternoon, beside the purple bamboo grove west of the City God Temple in Yingxiang Prefecture, you handed a red mandarin duck paddle purse to Master Wen Ruyu.

Tell him - all my feelings are included in this.

Master Wen opened his purse and saw a lock of hair inside. He really understood your intentions.

But he hesitated and stammered, saying that the old lady Guan of the Wen family wanted to match him with Miss Yingying of the Guan family's eldest branch."

Jinlian's face changed slightly, and she asked nervously, "How did grandma know about this? Did that fellow Wen Ruyu tell others about my 'pick up plums' in public?"

"Picking Plums" was originally a poem in the Book of Songs, in which a woman expresses her love to a man.

Jinlian pulled Master Wen to the corner and gave him a purse, which was filled with hair, which was indeed "plum blossoms". Feng Nipo said calmly: "Master Wen will certainly not tell everyone about your private affair. Grandma, I have the 'Great Clear Tathagata Method of Peering into the Sky and the Earth'. Once I use this magical power, I will know everything about the world."

After a pause, she continued, "Last night when we returned to Hongxiufang, you went to bed at three in the morning, and you lay on the bed wiping your tears until four in the morning before you fell asleep. This morning you only drank half a bowl of yellow rice porridge and ate half a steamed bun.

Three days ago, you told Chun'er that summer was coming and you wanted to replace the gauze curtains on the back window tomorrow. They had been used for a year and the color had become much dirty, so you wanted to replace them with the newest 'Daqin Clivia' from 'Four Seasons Square' in Dongcheng.

Chun'er forgot that you grabbed her ears and scolded her for half an incense stick of time.

And the night before yesterday, at the Peony Pavilion in the front yard of Hongxiufang, you."

It was as if Feng Nipo had a well-prepared document hidden in her stomach. Her tone was flat and continuous, without any pause or thought in between.

Jinlian was shocked at first, but gradually the expression on her face was filled with awe and piety.

He was even more reverent than when he went out to greet Feng Nipo before, and there was more "reverence" than "respect".

Xiaoyu was also a little surprised and confused.

The Zifu deduction is over.

But the result was ridiculous: he used the "Demon Slayer" of "Tiger Soul Seven Killings" to suddenly attack and pierce Feng Nipo's chest - there was only one vital spot, the spleen.

Without analyzing the cause and effect, he only gave the "method to destroy his father".

"Alas, Zifu's specialty is only 'killing dad', we can't expect it to do anything else."

Xiao Yu was not disappointed with the limitations of Zifu's deduction, but just a little regretful.

Grandma Feng suddenly turned to look at Xiao Yu and said, "Do you have any doubts about grandma's ability to see through the sky and the earth?"

Xiao Yu quickly suppressed his emotions and said respectfully: "I am indeed shocked. Because I can't understand it, I have some doubts in my heart."

Grandma Feng smiled faintly and said, "Last night, Miss Ziying brought you three big bowls of rice, two fried dough sticks, and a large bowl of stew, which included cold bean curd, stir-fried meat with garlic sprouts, braised cabbage in chicken soup, two and a half fried rice sticks, and two large bones for making soup."

Xiao Yu had a strange expression on her face, and nodded, "My godmother is extremely powerful, it's true!"

Feng Nipo's smile also became a little strange, and she said, "After dinner, you dragged Yumian Wenqu's daughter into the water, and used special internal force techniques in the pool to say some private words to her."

Xiao Yu's face changed slightly, and he almost couldn't help but use a move of "killing ghosts and gods" to pierce Feng Nipo's spleen - Zi Fu's professionalism in "killing dad" is always trustworthy.

"Godmother, please accept me. I want to be your fortune-teller. Ahem, I want to be your nun!"

In the end, she did not draw her sword, but rushed to Feng Nipo, grabbed her hand and shouted excitedly.

Po Feng was a little caught off guard, stunned for a moment, and then smiled with satisfaction.

——This little Fengxian is really a little crazy, but her eccentric behavior also proves that she has indeed been conquered by my grandma's magical powers!
Feng Nipo was very proud in her heart, and her smile became even wider. She said, "Child, what nonsense are you talking about! With your appearance, temperament and talent in swordsmanship, you will at least be a 'Little Five Absolute Sword Princess' in the future.

With such a bright future ahead of you, why would you want to compete with an old nun for food?"

"Xiao Fengxian, don't disturb your grandma!" Jinlian hurried over and pulled Xiaoyu away.

"Grandma, you finally used your great ability to see through the sky and the earth. Don't stop, keep talking."

Jinlian looked at Feng Nipo with a longing look on her face, "I want to know where my beloved is?"

Feng Nipo smiled and said, "Marriage is predestined. Miss, as long as you follow your heart and make your own choices, you will definitely find your destined lover."

"What if the 'loved man' I choose is not a good person? Grandma, please give me some advice!" Jinlian knelt on the ground, hugged the nun's legs and begged.

Feng Nipo pondered and said, "The Sky-Seeing and Earth-Seeing can only reveal the secrets of the heavens, but it cannot control or change your fate."

"Grandma, please have mercy~~" Jinlian howled.

Xiaoyu really wanted to say: Sister Jinlian, please go downstairs quickly and get some gold ingots to honor grandma!
Po Fengni is not so realistic.

She hesitated for a while, sighed, and said in a sad voice: "Well, well, the fact that you and I are meeting today is also a fate. Even if I have to offend Daozu Daddy and Queen Mother Sister, I will definitely strive for a bright future for you."

She leaned close to Jinlian's ear and whispered, "I can't tell you much, I can only tell you that you will soon have an opportunity to change your destiny.

If you catch it, it will fly up to the tree and become a phoenix. If you fail to catch it, there will be no loss, but you will forget about your 'bright future'.

Jinlian's eyes sparkled, her face flushed with blood, and she asked anxiously, "Where is the opportunity? When will it come?"

"It comes from the East and is related to the upper state. The result will be known within seven days!" Feng Nipo said mysteriously.

"Grandma, what should I do?" Jinlian asked again.

Feng Nipo thought for a moment and said, “As the saying goes, fate is determined by heaven, but as the saying goes, success is determined by man.

The destiny that God has arranged for you has only a rough outline.

Your efforts will largely determine the exact shape of your 'profile.'

Xiaoyu was a little surprised: this witch could actually speak "human language", and it was very philosophical "human language".

"I want to work hard, and I will work hard, but how should I work hard?" Jinlian said impatiently.

Feng Nipo pursed her lips at Xiao Yu and said, "You should work hard to practice sword skills with Xiao Fengxian!
Work hard to practice the Nine Flower Sword, and develop the "Saucy and Noble Aura" of the "Little Peony Sword" within seven days. It will definitely have miraculous effects!"

"Sexy and noble." Jinlian's face turned red like a monkey's butt.

Xiaoyu was also four parts embarrassed and six parts alert: It was still uncertain whether this old nun could predict the future, but she seemed to have some insight into the past.

Not only does she know the general idea, but she can also tell you many small details.

It's like the noble aura of the "Little Peony Sword".

Xiaoyu didn't say this herself. She only analyzed the "free and open-minded feminine temperament" to Jinlian.

Obviously, to be able to give the comment of "sexy and noble air", Feng Nipo must have fully understood the entire content of "free and open-minded feminine temperament".

This is very scary.

If she had such magical power, she could just steal the magical skills and secret manuals of all the martial arts masters in Tianmen Town. Why would she still need to worship a "daddy"?
(End of this chapter)

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