If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father.
Chapter 112: Committing a crime against the wind
Chapter 112: Committing a crime against the wind (for the leader of the "Lolita destroyer control")
Aunt Liu covered her mouth and coughed a few times, wiped the blood from her lips, raised her head, looked over with a gloomy look, and said, "Xiao Fengxian, how about helping me kill someone?"
Her oval face, which still retained its charm, was as white as paper, and her eyes were as dark as a wounded lone wolf, flashing with frightening viciousness.
Xiao Yu said dryly: "Aunt, you also understand our current situation. It is God's blessing that we are not killed. Who do you want us to kill?"
Aunt Liu looked away and sighed, "Forget it, just pretend you didn't hear anything. I was just desperate and tried all sorts of methods."
"Aunt Liu, is your injury serious? Do you want to see a doctor?" Xiaoyu asked.
"It's just a scratch from the poisonous palm, it's no big deal." Aunt Liu said.
"Poison Palm." Xiao Yu's heart moved, and he moved closer to Aunt Liu, carefully looking at her eyes and face, and gently sniffed the lingering smell of blood in the air.
"What are you doing?" Aunt Liu leaned back to avoid her strange movements.
Xiao Yu also sat on the "Beauty Backrest" and moved her butt to the side of Aunt Liu, saying, "Aunt, do you know that I, the Northern Desert Barbarian, have a unique skill, using poison!"
She tapped her chest with her white fingers, "I am actually also a master of poison!"
Aunt Liu said disdainfully: "I also know the way you Shaman use poison. In one word, it's crude!"
Seeing the displeasure on Xiaoyu's face, she added: "Don't be dissatisfied, the poison you Shaman use is still a tangible poison.
It is tangible, easy to avoid, and easy to detoxify in a targeted manner.
Integrating poison into the true qi, mixing it with the vital energy of heaven and earth, and even cultivating divine will, making it invisible and intangible, continuous like silk, like a living thing, endless and infinite, is the real poison skill. "
Xiaoyu's heart beat fast when he heard this: This seems to be exactly what I need!
The reason she came to see Aunt Liu this time was to solve the "controllable super DeBuff" problem that had troubled her for a long time.
Her strength increased too quickly.
It is often impossible to fully tap the potential of the "godfathers", and DeBuff is needed to reduce their own combat effectiveness.
Not only does DeBuff have to be strong, but he also has to be completely under her control.
Long-term self-injury is not advisable.
What if she was assassinated by the "Eight Immortals of the West" when she was low on health? Wouldn't it be a very miserable death for her?
Xiaoyu thought of an old friend: poison!
Use poison to apply DeBuff, and instantly detoxify when encountering a strong enemy, restoring to peak condition.
Xiaoyu must first make sure that the poison DeBuff can block Zifu's bug. If the "method to kill dad" given by Zifu is not aimed at the godfather's skills, but poison, and let her take the antidote, then the bug will not be blocked.
Secondly, she must have the conditions to develop and improve the poison.
She went to see Aunt Liu to discuss the purchase and preparation of medicinal materials.
She was being watched now. If she continued to research poisons secretly without informing others, she would definitely get into big trouble.
Now Aunt Liu took the initiative to mention the poison skill.
"Aunt Liu, which poison master injured you? What poison did he use?"
Aunt Liu waved her hand and said, "I was really confused just now. You have a special identity and you are in danger of losing yourself. It is really not appropriate for you to get involved in the internal struggle of Tianmen Society."
Xiaoyu had a conflicted expression: At least take me to see a "daddy" first!
If you are involved too deeply and your life is really in danger, I will naturally stand by and watch you being poisoned to death. Finally, after the enemy leaves, I will come to collect your body, ask filial sons to help you smash the pot, and ask monks and Taoists to recite the "Head-down Sutra" at your grave.
If it was just an "old rogue" like the boss Du who never wanted to return home, I would be very happy if I killed him with a sword and avenged you.
By the way, I can also touch the corpse and find his secret book of poison skills, which makes it worthwhile for me to be a time traveler.
"There shouldn't be many masters in the Tianmen Society, right?" Xiaoyu said.
Aunt Liu glanced at her and asked, "Do you know anything about the Tianmen Society?"
Xiao Yu said honestly: "I heard from the neighbors in Soy Sauce Lane that a group of low-class bastards formed a gang.
But they don’t know how many elders there are in Tianmen, who they are, and what martial arts they know.”
"The lowest class," Aunt Liu sighed, "Our brothel madam is a bastard of the lowest class!"
Xiao Yu probed: "If the other party is just similar to the boss Bu Sigui..."
Aunt Liu waved her hand and said, "Not even close! A half-step immortal poison master can kill everyone in Qingshui Bay without making a sound, including you."
"Hiss, a half-step human immortal. I haven't heard of that many human immortals in Tianmen Town! Why would a half-step human immortal want to get involved in the underworld?" Xiao Yu asked puzzled.
Aunt Liu's eyes flickered as she asked, "What do the neighbors say about the leader of the Tianmen Society?"
Xiao Yu said: "The leader of Tianmen is named Lei Zhen, and he has a son named Lei Tianyang. Both father and son are quite mysterious, and the neighbors don't have much impression of them."
"I don't have any impression." Aunt Liu smiled bitterly, then gritted her teeth and said, "This bunch of ungrateful people are worse than the lowest class bastards!"
"Do the neighbors need to be grateful to Master Lei?" Xiao Yu asked curiously.
Aunt Liu said excitedly: "Last year, a million-strong army from thirty-six countries pressed hard against Tianmen Town, and the people of Tianmen Town were in a panic, and the dignitaries fled south one after another.
Lei Huizhu resolutely took his son and two hundred elite soldiers to sneak behind the enemy lines to gather information, plant spies, burn food and grass, and assassinate enemy generals.
In just half a month, only twenty-five people were left out of the team of two hundred.
Leader Lei Zhen himself was severely injured by the human immortal.
Their sacrifice bought precious time for Lieyang Hou to cross the river to the west!"
Xiao Yu said strangely: "But the story I heard doesn't seem to be like this. There was indeed a peerless hero who led a group of heroes from Western Shu deep behind enemy lines.
The hero is not called 'Lei Zhen', but Li Xianzhi, the son of the Prince of Qinghe and the number one on the Shudong God of War List! "
Aunt Liu's expression was unnatural for a moment, and she said, "Master Lei is the right-hand man of Prince Li."
Therefore, Lei Zhen is not an unknown hero, it’s just that his name is not loud enough and he is completely overshadowed by Li Xianzhi’s glory.
According to the neighbors' stories, Li Xianzhi was a legendary figure who fought against two human immortals with the help of "Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Origin" and was able to retreat calmly.
Moreover, Li Xianzhi is not a human immortal, not even a half-step human immortal.
Widow Huang firmly believed that "Li Jia Yulang" was practicing immortal methods and would definitely become an immortal in the future.
"Aunt, you are the leader of Qingshui Bay and a subordinate of Lei Huizhu. Why don't you ask him to help?"
As soon as Xiao Yu said this, she realized that Aunt Liu had just said that the Tianmen Society was fighting among itself. "What I mean is, why did Master Lei watch you fighting among yourself and do nothing?" she quickly added.
Aunt Liu waved her hand and said, "It has nothing to do with you, don't ask too much."
Thinking that the Poison Master was already half a step away from becoming a human immortal, Xiao Yu began to hesitate.
She would not look down on the immortals just because she happened to kill Kong Zan.
Not to mention anything else, "Zhou Lang's method of killing" has not been deduced yet!
She had completely broken Boyue Sanren Zhou Lang's sword-wielding skills.
But in addition to flying sword assassinations, Zhou Lang also has a "body-protecting sword coat".
If you can’t break the sword armor, you can’t kill Zhou Lang.
Moreover, it was the power of the three thousand fire crows army that was able to crush Zhou Lang's flying sword.
After discovering that she was particularly familiar with Zhou Lang's sword-wielding skills, Marquis Lieyang deliberately transferred the power of the Fire Crow Army to her, allowing her to control the two "dragon claws".
If they face off now, Xiaoyu will most likely be killed by Zhou Lang, of course, provided that Zhou Lang recovers from the injury of the broken sword.
On that day, Xiao Yu destroyed five of his natal flying swords, and he was almost crippled.
A disabled Zhou Lang might not be able to kill Xiao Yu even in a fair face-to-face fight.
The poison master who has reached the level of half-step human immortal is not disabled at all!
"Aunt Liu~~" Ziying trotted over to Aunt Liu, panting and anxiously saying, "I just saw Xu Huier, Aunt, how could you let her come to Hongxiufang?"
Aunt Liu said unhappily, "You are so angry that you dare to teach me a lesson."
Ziying stamped her feet and shouted anxiously, "I'm worried that my aunt will be dragged to the temple by the City God tonight and beaten with a stick!"
Aunt Liu sneered and said, "You only know that the City God beat someone with a stick, but you don't know that the next night, someone poured two large buckets of black dog blood and threw seventy or eighty menstrual belts at the City God Temple."
"What's the point of throwing black dog blood?" Ziying asked blankly.
"It's not good for you to know too much, go back!" Aunt Liu waved her hand.
Ziying left with doubts and hesitation.
Xiao Yu asked curiously, "Can black dog blood harm the City God?"
"Of course not, but it can disgust God, and it can also show the attitude of 'I have only one life left, and I will fight to the death'." Aunt Liu said.
"Who did it? Don't want to go home?"
Aunt Liu glanced at her and said, "Your shoulders are only slightly wider than Ziying's. You still can't carry it."
Xiao Yu said seriously: "I don't need to carry it. I stand firmly beside Grandpa Cheng Huang."
Aunt Liu said, “The thoughts and circumstances of ordinary people.”
Xiaoyu thought of Hongqiu's words, that the City God can govern the people but not the officials.
"I am an ordinary citizen, but are you an official?"
——If the City God can’t bother the officials, can he beat the madam of your brothel with a stick?
"You don't have to worry about me. If I really see the City God, I will have a reason to excuse myself."
Aunt Liu counted on her fingers and said, "First of all, it was the City God's own fault.
They only punished the bad guys, but didn't return the jade pendant to its owner, so Lao Xu still didn't get a penny.
Secondly, it is the bastards who have no intention of returning home who are committing crimes in defiance of the law.
Bu Sigui didn't want to see the people of Tianmen Town revere the City God more than himself.
After all, there is more than one 'Lao Xu' who owes money.
They insisted on having a fight with Zhu and the City God.
Finally, the matchmaker from the "Mengchungui" in Qingshui Bay wanted to come over to do business. Since Hongxiufang was open for business, they couldn't just turn away customers.
Also, Hongxiufang is under my management, but it is not my property.
If the City God dares to hit me with a stick, I will stand naked with my bruised buttocks and cry out for justice on the street in front of the City God Temple.
Let the people of Tianmen Town judge for themselves. Anyway, I am a brothel owner and I have no shame!"
Xiaoyu's expression was distorted. There were too many shameless and reckless people, and it seemed that it was difficult for the City God to do his job!
"Don't you know that the City God can change the Book of Life and Death?"
Aunt Liu sighed, "I am still afraid in my heart, after all, I am not completely penniless, but there are too many people in this world who live on the edge of a knife and have no scruples.
They can't even take care of the present life, isn't it ridiculous to talk to them about the next life?
Moreover, compared with an honest person like Madam Xu who has a miserable life, being reborn as an animal may not be a bad thing.
If you often go to the Soy Sauce Lane at the back, you must have seen "Fugui" at the back door of our Hongxiufang.
Doesn’t it live a more carefree life than many girls? "
Xiao Jingxuan is at the very edge of Hongxiufang. If you walk out along Soy Sauce Lane for about a hundred meters, you can see the real back door of Hongxiufang. In addition to the back door, Hongxiufang also has many side doors. The beekeeping alley where Xiaoyu got the bone strengthening soup medicine bag is one of the many side doors.
There is a Chinese native dog at the back door. It is fat and strong, with smooth fur. Its name is "Fugui".
It's a bit heartbreaking, but it's true: a dog at the back door of a brothel lives a more comfortable life than some of the girls there.
If people in this world live worse than animals, then what is the point of gods and Buddhas using the six realms of reincarnation to educate (intimidate) mortals?
"Aunt, something happened!"
When Xiaoyu was daydreaming, Ziying came running over panting, "Aunt, Zhu Yitao sent someone to catch you and spank you!"
"Zhu Yitao. He dares to spank me?!" Aunt Liu stood up suddenly and sneered, "Who are these people? How dare they shout and spank me in Hongxiufang? How dare they be so bold!"
"I don't know them. There are more than a dozen police officers in official uniforms."
Ziying began to stamp her feet again and again, her face flushed with anxiety, and said, "I reminded Auntie long ago that Xu Huier shouldn't have been allowed in. Zhu Yitao, the City God, and even the people of Tianmen Town are all keeping an eye on the Xu family, and you still dare to commit a crime against the wind!"
"I was not the one who committed the crime. At most, I helped to clean up the mess."
Aunt Liu was stunned for a moment, and then she yelled, "I hate your ancestors of Zhu Yitai, you think I'm the softest target!"
(End of this chapter)
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