Great Lord: Buddha has mercy on us, evil spirits please stay away

Chapter 99 Kong Ming: This is truly the greatest humiliation I have ever experienced in my life! (3k4 third update)
After a heartfelt and emotional exchange, the newly appointed battle master and tenth elder of the Tongtian Ape Clan brought the Four Vajras to the training ground prepared for him by the Tongtian Great Ape King the next day to inspect and test the combat effectiveness of the army.

The so-called martial arts training ground is actually a huge open space temporarily marked out. There are no various training facilities at all. It focuses on being clean, tidy and original - although for the supreme-level monkeys, there is nothing very useful except the supreme spiritual liquid.

On the special command platform built with fine iron and huge stones, Ye Kong held a long sword in his hand, carried a popular black iron stick on his back, and patrolled with an expressionless face the group of monkeys standing all over the place, scratching their ears and looking around. He felt that the road ahead was long and arduous.

He was dressed in a simple and neat white suit. Although he looked handsome and unparalleled, which did not match the temperament of a leading boss, the black elder badge on his chest still successfully suppressed everything. All the monkeys who were swept by his eyes would at least be serious for a few seconds before returning to normal.

Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound!
The four well-trained warriors marched onto the stage, lined up in front of Ye Kong, and saluted him with meticulous movements.
"Report to the commander, our Divine Ape Army's 3,500-Rank Supremes and 7,400-Rank Supremes have assembled below. Please give us your instructions, commander!"

Ye Kong looked at the four monkeys that he had spent a lot of effort to teach and felt relieved. He said in a muffled voice:

"Very good, today is the first test, so let's start from the beginning and give a lecture first!"

"Yes!" The four Vajras stepped forward and turned around, making way for Ye Kong, and then each dispersed behind Ye Kong, holding their sticks to intimidate the monkeys.

"Cough! Cough!"

Ye Kong walked to the newly equipped microphone spiritual device, coughed a few times and began to give a formal lecture:
"Hello, fellow elites of the Tongtian Ape Clan! I am Ye Huankong, the tenth elder of our clan, and I will also be your battle formation commander for a long period of time. Please give me your guidance in this regard!
Today is the first day, let’s not talk about such tiring things, let’s first talk about ideals and the future vision of our Shenyuan Army…”

In a speech that lasted about half an hour, Ye Kong gave detailed answers to a series of questions that the majority of monkeys were most concerned about, including the definition, origin, historical significance, future ideals, development prospects, salary and benefits, promotion channels and training requirements of the Divine Ape Army. He emphasized the importance of the entire army being united, obeying orders, inspiring fighting spirit and forging ahead courageously.

In addition, Commander Ye emphasized that discipline, urgency and innovation are of unparalleled significance to a fighting army. Commander Ye hopes to build an unprecedentedly enthusiastic fighting army in the world and fully mobilize the enthusiasm and fighting spirit of 10,000 monkeys.

After Chief Ye finished his speech, a group of bigwigs came on stage, pushing the atmosphere to a climax.

The chief of the Tongtian Ape Clan, the top boss of the clan, the Tongtian Great Ape King, who is rarely seen in a century, appeared first and delivered an important speech. He expressed the hope that the talented warriors in the Divine Ape Army would work hard and fight enthusiastically, carry forward the patriotic spirit of loving the clan and the people, persist in external expansion, punish brutality and protect the weak, and assume the responsibilities of the successors of beastmanship.

Lu Shengjun, the young chief of the tribe and the number one idol of the young apes of the Tongtian Ape Tribe, followed on stage and strongly encouraged the Four Vajras and a group of ape elites to take the tenth elder of the tribe, Ye Huankong, as an excellent learning object, and to create new miracles under his leadership and bring new contributions to the tribe.

After these two, the legendary ancient ancestor of the Tongtian Ape Clan appeared. The ancient wild beast leader said that the young people of the tribe will always be the future and foundation of the beast tribe. With a new young generation, the Tongtian Ape Clan will have a bright future...

After a tearful speech, the old ancestor of the Huang people, who was deeply moved by the scene, immediately announced that he had accepted the personal request of the leader of the Divine Ape Army, Commander Ye, and would serve as the chief instructor of the Divine Ape Army for a long time in the future. This news caused all the apes to rejoice again, and their respect for Commander Ye had reached a point that was difficult to express in words.

Brother Peng Chaoyang, who had not done any serious work for a long time and was used to traveling around the world, once again played the role of a background board, revealing his true form as a golden-winged Roc, and hovering in the air with a battle flag embroidered with the words "Divine Ape Army" and "Ye Huankong" in seal script, bringing the soul of the entire army to the Divine Ape Army.

Lu Changling, Lu Tongming and other elders took turns to appear on the stage and give encouraging speeches.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

A long salute sounded, Ye Kong waved the battle flag with his left hand, raised his right fist high, and issued the first training order:
"From now on, follow your four commanders and start learning the correct fighting stance and shouting battle orders! When you can perform every movement in unison, we will start the next stage of training."

"Yes!" The response of the monkeys was earth-shaking and resounding through the sky.

Although they were used to running around freely by nature and did not quite understand what this correct fighting posture was, nor could they figure out how it would increase or help the combat effectiveness of their Divine Ape Army, since it was the first solemn order from their Divine Ape Army leader, they had to try their best to carry it out.

After all, although the Tongtian Ape Clan has brains, they also have supernatural powers. Why bother using their brains to solve a problem that can be solved with fists?

Lu Hou and his four companions had just been promoted to the position of commander of the Divine Ape Army with a raise in salary due to the progress of their boss. They were very proud of themselves and soon started to make great efforts, severely correcting and demonstrating to the group of monkeys who were staggering.

At this moment, they must resolutely and unswervingly complete all the tasks assigned by Boss Ye!
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Two months later, three giant birds covered in nine-colored clouds appeared outside the ancient sacred mountain of the Tongtian Ape Clan. They were a symbol of auspiciousness, with colorful bodies that were graceful and elegant. Their feathers drew three gorgeous rainbows on the vicissitudes of the sky, which was pleasing to the eye. Among the three peacocks, the momentum of two of them was obviously far superior to the remaining one. When they waved their cloud wings, they could make a small space that had been weathered, torn, cracked, or even broken tremble.

Phew! Phew! Phew!
Three friendly yet warning chirps emanated from their long beaks, announcing their arrival to the owner of this place.

According to the unspoken rule of friendly laughter in the universe, tribe leader Kong Ming, who was already familiar with the situation, shouted in bird language and then regained his human form. He laughed at the Great Ape King Tongtian who came from afar to greet him. The lingering sound of "Hahahaha..." could be heard thousands of miles away, demonstrating his powerful strength.

The two female peacocks behind him also transformed into beautiful women who looked somewhat similar to him. They laughed along with their grandfather (father), making the scene look a little weird.

In response, the Great Ape King and Lu Shengjun who had been waiting here for a long time were not willing to be outdone. After laughing for a full quarter of an hour, Kong Ling, who was the weakest and overwhelmed, had to admit defeat on behalf of his side and saluted the Great Ape King Tongtian with a hoarse voice;
"Kong Ling of the Nine-Colored Peacock Clan came here as agreed. He met Senior Great Ape King and also met Chief Lu."

"Hahahaha, there's no need to be so polite, little girl. We're all family after all, there's no need to be so particular."

The Great Ape King Tongtian was full of vigor and helped Kong Ling up with a smile, then turned to Kong Ming and said:

"Brother Kong, you have really raised a good granddaughter. She is very talented. At this age, she is already a seventh-grade perfect supreme being. Not bad, not bad, really good! Given time, she will definitely become a heavenly supreme being in the future. It should not be difficult for her to reach the same level as you, Brother Kong."

Great Ape King Tongtian did see a very good future for Kong Ling. With the training of the Nine-Colored Peacock Clan's resources, it was inevitable that he would become a Supreme Immortal in the future. It was hard to say whether he could become a Saint; but since he had a blood link with Ye Xiaozi, then it was within reach.

As we all know, the thing that the divine beasts value least in their cultivation is talent. As long as the beasts have enough resources, they can constantly undergo a transformation and improve their bloodline under the thunder tribulation, and finally evolve to the level of a super divine beast.

As for Ye Kong's ability to obtain resources... Although the Great Ape King has seen a lot in his life, he can only describe it as "the only one I have ever seen in my life".

"Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning. To be honest, I haven't spent too much time on this little granddaughter. How can she compare to Xiaoye? She gave me a portion of the blood essence of the mythical beast Suzaku, which laid an excellent foundation for Xiaoling."

Kong Ming, who had a handsome face and extraordinary temperament, smiled and shook his head. This was not a polite remark, but the truth; he had also prepared some things for Kong Ling, but they were really not as good as the inherited blood essence left behind by the mythical beast Suzaku before its death.

"Haha, the two of them have a special relationship of life and death, and Xiaoye is always generous to his own people."

The Great Ape King Tongtian was very satisfied with Ye Kong's move. Yes, this young man knew when to take action. If the resources were kept in hand without being used, they would be no different from scrap metal. Only when they were used would they be truly meaningful.

Anyway, no matter how strong Kong Ling is, he can never be stronger than Xiaoye and Shengjun. In the future, the Nine-Colored Peacock Clan will be suppressed by them.

At this time, the last of the three Kong Mings also stepped forward leisurely and saluted the Tongtian Great Ape King:
"Junior Kong Ling'er greets Uncle Ape King."

"Oh, this is your daughter, Brother Kong. She has just entered the realm of the quasi-immortal heavenly supreme. She is quite good. This niece Ling'er... wait, this niece is Kong Ling'er?"

The Great Ape King Tongtian was about to say a few polite words, but was shocked to find that Kong Ling'er's name was very different. He looked at Kong Ming strangely.

I, Lu, thought that you, a handsome guy, were a cultured person with good knowledge, but it turns out that you, an old man, are even less cultured than me!
Listen to my grandson's name, Lu Shengjun! How bold and powerful does it sound when you say it? This is a good name that I, Old Lu, came up with after calling on all the elders of the clan to look through the human race's classics for three days and three nights. It sounds very classy!
You named your granddaughter Kong Ling, and the word Ling has a good meaning. But for your daughter, you just added one more word, right? Or the totally unclassified word "Er"! It sounds so rustic!
Oh, that's not right. You should name your daughter first and then your granddaughter. This name is really lazy. You just took your aunt's name and removed one character. You're great! Even an uneducated person can be lazy!
In the awkward and cold atmosphere, Kong Ming felt uncomfortable under the gaze of the Great Ape King who looked down on the illiterate, and turned his head away;
"When Xiao Ling was born, I was in seclusion. I don't know anything."

The Great Ape King said he didn't believe a word of it, and he suppressed his smile and pretended to be sad, and sighed deeply;
"Brother, if you are really uneducated, then learn from me and find some human books to read when you have nothing to do. At least you can broaden your horizons.

Even if you don't know how to name a name, you can ask us for help. We are all beastmen, it's no big deal. No one will laugh at you for being uneducated... Even if you go to Tianji Pavilion and ask those people to help you choose a name? Right? It doesn't cost much.

I've been trying to figure this out by myself behind closed doors, you, you, ah~ah."

Kong Ming: This is the greatest shame and humiliation I have ever experienced! From today on, I will study hard and become a cultured person! Uh, a cultured bird!
(End of this chapter)