Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 191 Little Bear Fairy (Two in One)

Dai Song walked quickly into the house and saw Xiao Erhan being pulled out of the nest by Jiang Weiqun by the collar.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he thought to himself that when I was pulling it out, you were scolding and scolding me, so it’s the same now that it’s your turn, right?

Erhan squinted his eyes and seemed to have caught a glimpse of Dai Song. He turned his head away with a sense of grievance, and sighed heavily with a "puff".

And there is indeed a bulge in the center of its head, as big as a goose egg.

The little girl had never seen such a big bag before. She opened her mouth in shock and pointed at Erhan with her little hand.

"Daddy, your bear head is getting bigger." As she said this, the little girl clasped her hands together, her face full of anticipation, and pursed her lips and pursed twice.
"Blow it, it won't hurt anymore~"

"Okay~ Yingying, blow on it."

Dai Song came to the edge of the crib, and the little girl in his arms immediately twisted her body and slid down, running briskly to her grandmother.
He opened his short little arms and hugged Erhan's head, gently stroked the big bump twice, and then blew it non-stop.

The little bear seemed to like this very much.

Being held by the little girl, he did not resist at all, and lowered his head obediently, letting the little girl blow on him.
He found that the little girl was tired and was breathing heavily, so he quickly put the mouthpiece in front of the little girl and had a good time being intimate with her. All the grievance he had felt before disappeared.

Dai Song picked up the little girl and pinched her head.

Seeing that Erhan didn't avoid it obviously, but raised his head, and rubbed his mouth against Erhan's palm again and again, he knew what was going on.
"It's okay, Mom. In the mountains, Erhan's head is often bumped and banged, and even small trees can be broken.
This little bump is actually not a big deal, don’t worry about it, it will go away on its own in a couple of days.”

"How can that be possible?! Such a big bag!

Then was before, now is now!
Now that I’m at home and have the conditions, I must take care of it!

What's wrong with you? Why don't you care about Xiao Erhan?"

"No way!" Dai Song said aggrievedly, "I call this rough-raising, and only rough-raising can make little bears strong!"

"Bullshit!" Jiang Weiqin raised her eyebrows, "Don't make excuses for laziness. Rough raising will only lead to hidden dangers one after another!

You're even using twisted logic! I raised you and your brother to this age, don't I know what's going on?

That’s enough! I won’t talk to you any more. If you don’t want to help, just go to bed! Leave this to me!”

Dai Song pouted, finding it difficult to refute, so he said, "Then you better be careful. After all, Erhan and you are not too..."

"Oh! Why are you talking so much nonsense!" Jiang Weiqin said with an unhappy face, "That donkey in the production team back then was so fierce! It bit several people's ears! And it was not your mother who took care of it, right?"

"How did you do it?" Dai Song raised his eyebrows.

He was still young and naughty at that time. He wore open-crotch pants and wandered around the village every day, not caring about anything at home.

But even so, I could still hear stories about my mother's glorious deeds from my friends or adults around me.

But it's just a rough estimate, and I don't know the details.

"Ha!" Jiang Weiqun sneered, rolled up his sleeves, made a pair of scissors with one hand, and held the other hand empty, constantly hitting the hand making the scissors.

Dai Song suddenly felt a pain in his fifth limb.

Jiang Weiqun demonstrated the most common method of castrating large livestock in rural areas - castration with a clamp.

It is very easy to get infected when piercing a grown animal to defuse a bomb. In this era of lack of medical care and medicine, there is no medicine for injured people, let alone for animals.

If the wound of an animal undergoing surgery to defuse a bomb becomes infected, it is basically doomed to die.

This is a huge loss for the production team.

The advantage of the clamp castration is that it does not cause external injuries. All you need to do is find two sticks, clamp the animal's testicles, then swing your arms and hit the clamp hard to let the clamp sever the vas deferens.

Of course, this process may be because the vas deferens is not completely broken, and it will grow back after a while.

Therefore, it takes two or even three times of repetition to get it done cleanly.

"Then how do you know if it's done well?" Dai Song looked a little wary.

"That's easy~" Jiang Weiqin said with a proud look, "Let's take the donkey for example! A few of us knocked it down, and I clamped it with two iron pipes and beat it with bangs!

That guy was yelling! The work done in the village headquarters could be heard at the entrance of the village!
Everyone said it was enough, but I was the only one who knew that it was not enough and I had to continue. I finally stopped after I bent the iron pipe.

I'm not sure about the pipe bend.
But everyone was there at the time, so I didn't show any clues. After finishing the work that day, I went home with everyone else.

Wait until the next morning to confirm.

I went to the production team an hour early to see the donkey. I reached out and pinched the donkey's testicles.
I twisted the eggs to see if there were any 'meridians' inside that were connected to the cannon. After feeling around for a while, I found that there were indeed none, all empty and completely broken. Only then did I know for sure that it was successful."

Dai Song's forehead was slightly sweaty after listening to this, and he seemed to understand why his mother was able to completely control those beasts in the production team.

With such skills, who wouldn't be afraid? !
Jiang Weiqin seemed to see Dai Song's worry and said hurriedly,
"Oh, go to sleep! Don't worry, Xiao Erhan is quite obedient and easy to take care of. I can definitely handle it! Don't worry!"

Dai Song nodded, turned around and went into the house, thinking that he was not worried about you, but about Xiao Erhan...

By the time Nan Chunwan tiptoed into the room and woke up the sleeping Dai Song, the sun was already setting.

While Xiao Yingying was sleeping soundly with her pot belly, Dai Song pulled his wife over and had a little affection for her.

The two of them were in love with each other, and they were like firewood that had been hanging for several days. Basically, a spark would ignite them. However, time did not permit, so they could only cover themselves with quilts and lean against the kang to quietly "make love" for a while.

Dai Song was fine, but an iron rod could only carry so many flowers.
Besides, it was broad daylight and the young wife couldn't let go, so she just let it go.

Instead, it was Nan Chunwan who took the initiative to provoke the fire. After being intimated with in various ways, she curled up in Dai Song's arms, humming and moaning, as if all the bones in her body had melted, unable to move.

After a simple indulgence, seeing his young wife's rosy face, watery eyes, and increasingly charming expression, Dai Song dared not "show off" anymore, fearing that he would waste time, so he could only give her a deep kiss on her hair.

"I'll go out first, you rest in the room for a while~"

Nan Chunwan's eyes flickered, and she was about to speak, but she heard Dai Song continue,
"It's okay. If mom asks, I'll just say you're taking care of Yingying~"

In the main room, Dai Bai was already sitting cross-legged on the small bed, munching loudly on a bowl of noodles.

Erhan was sitting upright beside the bed. Even when Dai Song came out of the room, he couldn't divert Xiao Xiong's attention from the noodles.

Dai Song narrowed his eyes and looked at Erhan, his expression becoming more and more distorted.

But what’s strange is that Erhan forgets about humans after having food, but that Erhan has a big bald forehead!
A yellowish-brown medicinal wine was evenly applied on it, and when the light was turned on, it formed a noticeable color difference with the slightly white background around it.

"Mom?! Did you really shave it?!"

Dai Song walked quickly to the kang, sat on the small bed, held up Erhan's chin, and carefully looked at his premature baldness.

"Yeah! How can I apply the medicated wine if I don't shave? How can I reduce the swelling if I don't apply the medicine?" Jiang Weiqin said as if it was a matter of course. She mixed the noodles in another bowl, added a large spoonful of lard, and came to Dai Song.
"Didn't you notice that it has shrunk a lot? It was as big as a goose egg before, but now it's only as big as a duck egg!"

"Mom, Erhan is not as fragile as you think. Don't worry about this minor injury. It will be healed in two days. You haven't seen the mother bear. Her injury was much more serious! But I just sewed up her wound. She recovered in two days, can eat and poop, and even live in Erhan's den."

"How can that be the same! That's pure wild! No one loves or cares for it!
Our Erhan was raised by you since he was a child. He is obviously loved by you, so why don’t you love him?
You are unreliable. If it were me, Xiao Er would definitely be more stupid than now..."

"Okay, okay, Mom, you're right. I'm going to eat." Dai Song couldn't stand his mother doting on Little Bear, so he interrupted her and started slurping his noodles.

Jiang Weiqin then said, "Oh, right! When you mentioned eating, I remembered that when you were sleeping in the afternoon, many villagers came to our house and wanted to see Xiao Xiong, but I turned them all down."

"Well~it's time to push it back, otherwise our house will become a zoo!" Dai Song said vaguely.

"Then they asked if the little bear would follow us when we patrolled the village at night. I said I didn't know, and they all said they would go ask Qi Shunli."

"Has Qi Shunli come here?"

"No." Jiang Weiqin shook her head. "If Qi Shunli had come, I would have directly told you what happened after Qi Shunli came. But if he didn't come, why am I telling you now?

"Old man, what are you going to do? Do you want to take Little Bear out to patrol the village later?"

Dai Song swallowed the noodles in his mouth, frowned and pondered for a moment, and saw Dai Bai opposite him also looking forward to it.
"Take him with you. Erhan has a 'mission' when he comes to the village. He should show what he should do, otherwise he will be criticized. Brother, you haven't been with me for a while. I'll go say hello tonight. Will you form a team with me?"

"Of course!" Dai Bo's expression brightened instantly, "I'll help you take care of Xiao Erhan when the time comes!"

"to make!"

While the two brothers were eating, Jiang Weiqun walked out of the house holding a wash basin.

"Mom? What are you doing?"

"Rinse Erhan's noodles with cold water! You two are full, but Erhan is still hungry! He must be starving after following you two around all night." As soon as Jiang Weiqun left the house, little Erhan followed her happily.

The two brothers looked through the window and saw their mother Jiang Weiqin go to the water tank, break the ice, and scoop cold water over the water.

The waiter stood up, pursed his lips, and looked at the busy Jiang Weiqin curiously.

From time to time, he would join in the fun and make things worse, causing Jiang Weiqin to laugh and pat Erhan's sturdy shoulders...

Dai Song's lips curled slightly, and he felt that the years were peaceful. Then he looked at Dai Bo opposite him.

"Brother, how are you and your sister-in-law lately?"

Dai Bo's face froze, and the corners of his mouth froze instantly. "Ahem, why are you bringing this up?"

"No, you've been resting for more than half a month, right? If you don't work hard, it will overflow! I saw it all. When mom gave sister-in-law eggs, she glared at you."

Dai Bai touched his neck, looking very impatient. "Songzi, you have completed the task, so you don't have to worry anymore. If you fire one more shot, you will exceed the target. When you are 'working', it is enjoyment.

But your sister-in-law is different, she is anxious!

You don't know, every time she tortures me, I feel like I lose a pound!"

Dai Song grinned, and thinking of Dai Bai's haggard look every day some time ago, his two little kids shrank unconsciously.

"Brother, how about I let Xiaowan talk to my sister-in-law about this?
Know when to stop. Too much is as bad as too little. You are treated like a criminal every time. You have no idea about this matter. The probability of winning the bid is really not high. "

"Is it okay? Thank you so much to you and Xiaowan!" Dai Bai almost couldn't hold back his tears.

"But don't get excited, brother." Dai Song interrupted Dai Bai, "Xiao Wan can only talk to sister-in-law about the truth that it is too late, but you still have to pay the public grain."

"It's okay, it's okay!" Dai Bai pointed to the large basin in front of him, "For the same public ration, some people can be full after eating this."

He pointed at the water tank outside the house and said, "Your sister-in-law always measures me with that in order to have a child!

Matsuko, have you ever experienced the feeling of being squeezed to bleed?
It's not just twitching! I feel like it's too milky!"

"..." Dai Song was speechless. His brother and sister-in-law were both pitiful people in this regard. No one was wrong. He could say nothing except words of comfort.

But what Dai Bo needs least is comfort.

Fortunately, Jiang Weiqun brought the rinsed noodles back to the house in time, and the two brothers shut up.

Dai Song found an opportunity to whisper,

"Brother, I'll talk to Xiaowan before I go out and ask her to find a chance to talk to my sister-in-law. Tomorrow you should perform well once. Don't have any psychological pressure. Just enjoy it."

"Eh!"

Dai Bai let out a long sigh and turned to look at the little bear sitting obediently on the ground. It was looking up and waiting for Jiang Weiqun to season and mix the noodles.

The so-called seasoning is naturally not the same as what people eat, with soybean paste, salt and sugar. According to Jiang Weiqin, each seasoning has its own particularity;

A handful of salt, to replenish salt,
Two large white radishes, for ventilation.
Finally, add an egg yolk - the one left over from lunch, and save the egg white for the little girl who doesn’t eat egg yolks.

Erhan was eating with great relish, and when Dai Bai saw this, the worry on his face instantly disappeared.

This made Dai Song sigh. If he were to live broadcast Erhan in the future, he would broadcast his eating and drinking every day. He would probably be able to earn enough to feed the little bear. If the effect was good, he might even be able to raise enough money to buy Erhan a piece of land to build a bear mountain...

As for the little bear, his appetite was very limited because he had a heavy meal at noon.

After eating more than half of a large bowl of noodles (at least five pounds), Erhan felt full and burped, and wanted to run away.

"Hey! Why is there still food left? Come back, come back!"

Jiang Weiqin grabbed Erhan's ears and dragged him to the basin, "Eat it all up, how much noodles is this? You're such a big bear, how come you can't eat so little?"

Erhan's eyes were full of tears. It was not because he felt wronged this time, but simply because he was too full.

But Jiang Weiqin had already brought a small stool over to supervise him, so Erhan sighed and had to lie on the ground and stick his mouth into the basin, making a loud clanging sound. But upon closer inspection, there was not a bit of flour missing, and bubbles were bubbling around the mouth.

"Tsk! Playing!" Jiang Weiqun was a little angry.

Having lived through difficult times, they couldn't stand seeing others waste food in front of them, even if it was a little bear.

Jiang Weiqin slapped Erhan's butt hard, which made Erhan alert.
"I ate them all, I'm telling you! If you're playing with me, let me see if I'll cut you or not!"

"Huh~Hang..." Erhan raised his face which was covered with soup and responded twice in panic. Then he continued to eat with a sad face.

But noodles are fine if you eat them quickly, but if you eat them slowly, you can't catch up with the speed of the noodles.

The waiter found that he had eaten a lot of the noodles in the basin. At first, he just cried out in anxiety.

Eventually he started to get scared and kept shrinking back, all the way to the wall, refusing to get close to the wash basin.
Dai Song was amused for a long time, but in the end, Jiang Weiqun glared at him. He then held back his smile and patiently explained things to Xiao Erhan.

"Whoo~"

Xiao Erhan was still frightened. He looked at the noodles in the basin, then at Jiang Weiqun, and his belly bulged to the ground.

Dai Song couldn't bear to watch it any longer. "Mom, that's enough. It's time. I have to take Erhan to patrol the village. If you can't finish the noodles, just leave them in the house. Erhan isn't picky. I'll simmer them later. He'll eat them even if they're mushy."

Jiang Weiqin looked at the waiter who didn't dare to look her in the face.
After a long while, he said, "Okay! I'll put it away for you first, and you can continue eating it later! I shouldn't have given you so much. It's only a few pounds of noodles. If you can't even eat it, how can you gain weight? Oh..."

Jiang Weiqun started to pack up while mumbling something, while Dai Song hurriedly put the leather muzzle on Xiao Erhan.

Erhan was obviously unable to grow any taller. He just sat there stiffly the whole time, refusing to move at all.

When everything was ready, Dai Song went into the main room and informed the mother and daughter, then he put on his gun, opened the door, and
"Let's go, Erhan. Let's get going and get to work!"

Only then did Xiao Erhan reluctantly move his short legs and follow behind with slow and heavy steps, bending over.

But before the two brothers and Little Bear walked out of the door, Jiang Weiqin shouted again,

"Wait! I forgot something!"

Dai Song was curious, and saw Jiang Weiqun take out a red woolen hat from his pocket. The overall style was an extremely flat melon-shaped hat, about the size of a fist.

"Mom, what's this for?"

"The hat! Can't you see that?"

"For Erhan?" Dai Song grinned.

"Oh! How else would it be yours? Don't you see how big your head is?"

Dai Song was speechless.

Erhan's head is now bigger than others, so why is he wearing this fist-sized hat...

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw Jiang Weiqun put the red melon-shaped hat on the bald spot of Erhan's hair, and then tied it around his neck with a green ribbon. At first glance, it looked like a red mushroom covering the tree stump.

Erhan seemed to like it very much. Once he put on the hat, the expression on his face, which had been full of pain, suddenly became wonderful.
He strolled in front of Dai Song, holding his head high and showing off non-stop. Not to mention his lips, which would have been pouty if it hadn't hurt if he exerted too much force.

I'm like this, are you watching?
The little bear's eyes were shining and full of anticipation.

Dai Song pursed his lips, holding back his laughter, and thought for a long time, "Very good, very smart, let's go!"

The idiot thought I was praising it, and it suddenly became beautiful!

He happily dragged the leather leash and followed Dai Song out the door.

After leaving the yard, Dai Song handed the leather rope to Dai Bai. The two brothers went to the garrison headquarters one after the other, immediately attracting the attention of all the militiamen.

"Hey! That's the little man-bear!"

"Look at its belly, why is it so round? Is it bloated? Should we prick its belly to let out the air?"

"Do you think it's your cow?"

"Hey! It's wearing a little red hat! It really looks like a human! I heard that it often hangs out with the Black Wolf Immortal outside. Could it be that it has some magical powers too?"

"Then I have to call you Little Bear Fairy?!"

(End of this chapter)