Forest Farm 1985: Raise a bear cub to climb the mountain

Chapter 226 Red Dog (Two in One)

When taking inventory of equipment before departure, Dai Song saw that Li Qinghai brought tobacco leaves.

In his previous life, he had learned most of what Li Qinghai did, so he naturally knew what the old man was doing with this thing. So when he found something unusual, he immediately reminded Li Qinghai to use this "thing".

And this reminder has its own rules, it cannot be said directly.

Because if you say it directly, it will most likely scare away the evil thing that is affecting Dai Bo.

It's easy for this evil thing to possess a person, but if you get scared away by accident, it will most likely take away part of a person's soul and wait to come back and negotiate terms with the person.

These are all family traditions of riding horses outside the Great Wall. Some mountain hunters have encountered many things and summed up a lot of them. They are all things to pass on to relatives.
In his previous life, Li Qinghai taught these to Dai Song, which shows how much he valued Dai Song.

The situation was urgent at the moment, and Li Qinghai did not bother to ask Dai Song how he knew these details, but just "burned incense and prayed".
If that doesn't work, he still has a few more tricks up his sleeve.

One is to borrow some blood from Erhan and smear it on Dai Bo's forehead, palms, and soles of his feet.

This is to use Erhan's fierceness to hold Dai Bo's soul.
Then the rest of the people gathered in a circle and pointed at "Dai Bo" and cursed him. Evil things are most afraid of foul language.

If that doesn't work,
I feel a little sorry for Dai Bo.

Just piss him.

Since ancient times, dirt has been used to drive away evil spirits. Li Qinghai was looking for medicine for his wife in the old forest. One time, he was blinded by something in the mountains.
As we walked, it became dark. We were walking in circles all the time, and everything around us looked so familiar.

He was young at that time, and his first reaction when he encountered these things was to do it head on;
After all, there is a saying that men go into the mountains to make a living by their own abilities, so if he has the ability, we will recruit him.

So he took out some tobacco leaves and rolled them up, squatting next to a big rock to smoke.
He smoked and cursed, and every blade of grass and tree in the mountain sprayed him.
As a result, when it sprayed onto a crooked locust tree not far away, the smoke began to float and form lines.

He reacted immediately, stood up quickly and followed the smoke.

After walking no more than a hundred steps, the sky that was originally dark above the head became as bright as if the lid had been lifted.

When he turned around, he saw that the large patch of grass behind him had been flattened by him. In the middle of the grass, there was an old locust tree leaning...

At this moment, Li Qinghai was muttering and recalling his experiences along the way. When did Dai Bai encounter this "incident"?

If we consider that he had taken a fancy to the pig head, it must have been before he killed the wild boar. So when was that...

Just as Li Qinghai closed his eyes and thought hard, Dai Song rushed up and pressed Dai Bo to the ground.

Jiang Haohan followed closely and directly pressed down Dai Bo's two legs.
"Bo! Can you hear me? Hold on!
Don't be afraid, uncle is here, come back soon!"

Jiang Haohan subconsciously began to call the soul. Compared with Li Qinghai's unique skill, this is more common in the Northeast.
It is a must-have at home. If a child is scared or possessed by a demon, this trick will basically work.
Of course, if the other party is a great immortal, you will probably have to offer sacrifices while calling back the soul.

However, the current situation was urgent and the conditions did not allow it. Jiang Haohan could not care less about all these messes and just used whatever tricks he had.

Only Dai Bo, who was pinned to the ground, was screaming.
"Stop pressing it! My hand is cramping!"

Dai Song was unwilling to comply when he heard this, and he still held the other person tightly, "Then get the hell off my brother!

Don't make trouble here. If you dare to act like a demon, let me find where you live and I will destroy your home!"

"No, what's wrong with me? I'm your brother!"

"Still farting here!"

Dai Song also got angry and slapped Dai Bo twice, making Dai Bo's eyes pop. He felt very aggrieved.

"You really just say that! My brother had a son the other day, how come I didn't know?!

If you are a half-baked Taoist, don't come out and make trouble!
If I catch you red-handed, just get out of here right away. Did you see that bear?
It's going to get angry, and it'll follow the smell on you to find your lair in a minute, bite you one by one, and tear your whole family to pieces alive!"

"No, I fucking am!" Dai Bo also yelled, but compared to Dai Song's anger, his voice was mostly filled with grievance.

"I didn't say I already have a son!
I had a dream yesterday. I dreamed that Liping gave birth to a big fat boy for me. How could I not be happy?

I was thinking that no matter how I calculated it, I would take the teeth off this big cannon and bring them back to Liping. Why did you come up and fuck me? "

"what?"

The three of them were all stunned.

Li Qinghai's hands shivered from the burns of the tobacco leaves, and he immediately felt sorry for the cigarettes.
Dai Song and Jiang Haohan looked at each other and asked,

"How do you prove that you are my brother\nephew?"

"Wow, Songzi, the last time you and I went to the Oriental Store to buy snacks, you used your own hidden money, right?"

Dai Song pursed his lips, but quietly stepped away from Dai Bo, "No! Don't talk nonsense! How could I have any private money before!
You are definitely not my brother! ! "

Jiang Haohan, who was standing by, saw Dai Song's expression and saw Dai Bo's eyes fixed on him. The gossipy expression on his face suddenly disappeared. He quickly stopped Dai Song's raised hand and defended Dai Bo.

"Hey hey hey~ Songzi, it's probably a misunderstanding!
Let's let him go. He can't run away anyway. Let's first listen to his explanation of what this 'son' is all about."

Dai Song knew, of course, that the man in front of him was his brother. He kept on grumbling, simply implying that his brother should not tell anyone about his hidden money.

Having said that, he sat back in front of his shack and poked the fire with a tree branch to increase air flow.

There was a "whoosh" sound, and flames shot up, illuminating a large area around. The heat wave hit their faces, baking the cold sweat on their foreheads.

Facing three pairs of unfriendly eyes, Dai Bo did not dare to hesitate. He stood up and stretched his arms, saying,
"Didn't I just say that I was dreaming that Liping gave birth to a son for me~
I was thinking of getting two wild boar tusks for my son. Little boys definitely like these things.

Moreover, his father specially dug it out from the mouth of Da Pao Dan in the mountains, so it must have a different meaning~"

Dai Song raised his eyebrows and thought that this was too much. When she came out, his sister-in-law didn't show any reaction at all. It was just that my mother was busy running around all day long, making it seem like she was really pregnant.

But I have been like this in the past, and in the end it was all in vain, wasn’t it?
Jiang Haohan pouted and said, "No, Baizi, I'm not trying to hit you. It's just a dream. Don't take it too seriously.

Look how heavy this big pig's head is. It must be so tiring for you to carry it in the mountains for a whole day, just for two pig's teeth?

Besides, you could have taken off the pig's teeth at that time, so that it would be easier to wear. Why wait until now to do it?
It’s hard for people not to think that way when you’re like this~”

"Uncle, I feel like that was not just a dream!" Dai Bo sat up straight and said confidently, "That dream was so damn real!
I saw my son sucking, wrapped in the quilt, soft and warm. It was so comfortable to hold him!
Especially when I held up his little butt, he would kick his short legs, kicking me in the face, slap! So hard! " Huagu, who was lying on Erhan's back, raised his head when he heard this, and recalled every detail of being kneaded on his butt by a big hand last night, and immediately whimpered.

Dai Bo did not notice Huagu's reaction and was still immersed in last night's dream.

"Song, you don't know how much fun it is to have a son.

He is chubby, with flesh all over his body divided into sections, just like lotus root sections. The most important thing is the lump in his crotch!

It's so cute! Especially when he pees, he's so strong. I hold him to pee, and the little gun barrel pees to the end, which is so interesting!

Relax! You don’t know. When your sister-in-law gives birth to a son for me, I’ll ask you to pee for my son once and you’ll know!”

Dai Bai was talking so excitedly that he didn't notice Dai Song's face had turned completely dark.

Not only Dai Song, but even the waiter Xiaohan, who was lying quietly in the snow and enjoying a hair-pulling massage, had a look of fear on his face.

Both the man and the bear thought of last night at the same time;

Erhan was sleeping soundly last night, but suddenly a cold hand reached into his arms.
At first it thought that Dai Song or Dai Bai's hand was cold and it wanted to cover it, so it loosened its four paws slightly to give the hand some space.

As a result, the hand became unbridled.

Then he heard Dai Bai rubbing its belly and laughing an "evil" little laugh, which scared Erhan so much that his eyes were filled with tears and he started crying.

As for Dai Song, he was awakened by the waiter who suddenly stood up and smacked his lips with fear on his face. Then, in the dim firelight, he saw Dai Bo's hand reaching out to him!
Even though they were brothers who grew up together, Dai Song couldn't do as he wished. He immediately sat up in disgust and pushed Dai Bai hard.

This time, Dai Bo was pushed to the other side, but he didn't wake up yet. He could be heard making some noises while still sleeping soundly.
Dai Song and Er Han spent a terrifying night snuggling together, so they insisted on sleeping in separate tents today.

Although his face was grim, Dai Song finally understood the whole story.

He didn't know what to say. After all, having a child was his brother's wish for a long time, and he couldn't just let his dream go.

I had to purse my lips, meaning that the matter was over.

But before the silence lasted ten minutes, Dai Bo pushed Dai Song.
"Hey! Songzi! There are two big teeth under this cannon egg!

It’s not short! How about I take it off for you and you can give it to Yingying later!”

Dai Song waved his hands when he heard this.

"No need, brother. My daughter definitely doesn't like these. You should save them for my nephew."

"Hey~ If you don't bring something back for the little girl after your trip, how can she be happy?"

"It's okay, let's go back to town and buy her some hairpins and rubber bands or something.

My daughter is easier to coax~"

At this point, Dai Song smiled gently, which immediately touched Dai Bo.
"Hey! That's what I mean! Xiao Yingying has the same temperament as my younger sister-in-law. She is sensible and doesn't make trouble. I hope my son can be quiet by then and not cause trouble for me every now and then..."

Li Qinghai had to add firewood to the campfire from time to time, listening to Dai Bai chattering non-stop, recalling the past and his son in his mind. It felt like in the blink of an eye, the big pork leg stuck next to the fire was roasted.

According to Dai Song, Erhan is now very particular about what he eats. He likes to eat everything cooked. Before, when he just laid the eggs, he ate raw food just for the rewarding process.

Dai Song also said that it is easier to gain weight by eating cooked food, saying that cooked food is easy to digest and absorb.

Thinking of this, Li Qinghai pursed his beard.

When he fed dogs, he would only boil the puppies or feed them cornmeal, and feed the rest raw meat.

After all, the older generation said that feeding raw meat can stimulate the ferocity of hunting dogs.

But seeing that Erhan had grown so fat in such a short period of time, he had nothing to refute. When the big pork leg was roasted, he and Jiang Haohan each used a sharp knife to cut the meat into small pieces, let it cool down, and then fed it to Erhan and Huagu.

The two little ones had their bellies full from eating so much, and it was almost time for them to go to bed, so they went into Dai Song's shack separately.

Li Qinghai was still guarding the fire tonight, and after what happened before, everyone was tired and snoring sounds soon began to rise.

But around the second half of the night, Dai Song was shaken awake by someone.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Li Qinghai's wrinkled old face appeared in front of the shack.
"What's wrong with Lao Lipao?"

"Shh——" Li Qinghai quickly put his hand in front of his mouth, then hooked his finger at Dai Song.

The bonfire outside the shack was already very weak, almost to the point of being extinguished.

Only a small ball of blue-purple flame was left jumping on the red charcoal embers.
There happened to be no moon tonight, and it was pitch black all around with very low visibility.

As soon as Dai Song walked out of the shack, the cold wind blowing in his face made him shiver all over.

He gave Li Qinghai a questioning look, and then saw Li Qinghai pointing towards the woods not far away.

At the end of the fingers, there were two beasts, one big and one small.

The big one looks very much like a fox, but its face and ears are obviously rounder, and it doesn't have a pointed mouth and pouting cheeks like a fox.

But if you say that thing is a little wolf, its legs are obviously a little short, especially the length of the front legs and hind legs, which is completely opposite to that of a wolf (a wolf has long front legs and short hind legs).

Dai Song narrowed his eyes, hissed softly, and then moved his gaze to the small animal.

Pointed head, narrow body, spindly legs, long hairy tail…

Why does this thing look so similar to his flower mushroom?

When he thought of this, Dai Song was suddenly shocked.

He quickly turned around to look inside the shack, reached out his hands and grabbed around in Erhan's arms, and immediately the little bear made him groan and wake up with a groan.

When it looked at him with its confused little eyes and revealed its empty arms, Dai Song's forehead was immediately sweating;
That little beast is the flower mushroom!
And that big beast would most likely lure the dogs, then surround and kill the meat-eating red dogs—jackals!!
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