NBA: The best team doctor in history
Chapter 247: LeBron is suspended, Director Jiang enjoys the emperor's enjoyment
Chapter 247: LeBron is suspended, Director Jiang enjoys the emperor's enjoyment
"Come on, come on, let me show you off!"
"Stephenson, are you the FMVP? What are you doing with all that beer? Put it down!"
"Ahahahaha, Dragic, I'll shoot you to death!"
“The beer bubbles smell so good!”
"Ibaka, you must have drunk 20 bottles!"
"Can I still attend the championship dinner later? Hahahaha!"
"Who took off Director Jiang's diving goggles? That's unethical!"
"Pick it, pick it!"
"Oh~"
As Yao Ming aimed directly at Jiang Ming and took off his glasses, a bunch of champagne bubbles sprayed towards Jiang Ming, and the entire locker room was filled with the fragrance of champagne.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't hurt Director Jiang, it's almost time, change the battle line!"
"Give the glasses back to Director Jiang! He wears them like that for a reason, to protect his eyes!"
However, Jiang Ming was not at a disadvantage when spraying champagne with so many athletes. He is 1.87 meters tall, and with years of physical exercise, his muscular body is still very agile.
The best player of the game went to Ibaka. This guy can really drink, maybe it's because he is the spokesperson for the "Ripper" medicinal wine. He sprayed half of the beer and drank the other half, which was quite impressive.
“This guy is the spokesperson for environmental protection!”
Only Ibaka's bottle was empty, while the bottles of the others were basically put aside because there was no foam left. Ibaka really finished it.
"Neptune!"
"Bacchus!"
Amid cheers, Ibaka was besieged and finally the traditional locker room champagne battle ended after he fell to the ground and shouted "surrender".
"Everyone, wash up and prepare for the upcoming locker room interviews, press conference, and subsequent midnight snacks. Don't leave until you are drunk!"
"Yes, we have reserved the Queen Bar tonight, and you don't have to leave. It's free for all friends and family!"
Larry Miller's expensive suit was also soaked, but he didn't care. He told everyone what to do next and distributed business cards with the hotel address.
"Jiang, call your parents and those Asian stars to come over. They also contributed to our Trail Blazers' championship celebration."
"Haha, okay."
Jiang Ming, who was tired from playing, sent the hotel address to Jiang Muyan and the others after receiving it, and asked them to take their parents and Liu Yifei and the others there first.
I went to the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine first to find a set of clothes, and then washed up before getting ready to leave.
But actually speaking of washing up, he felt that the entire players' wash room smelled of champagne and beer. This feeling was very dreamy. Will there be a champagne swimming pool later?
This is really possible.
If you ask Jiang Ming when to enjoy life, he will definitely say, now is the time!
Let’s have fun!
You'd be a bastard if you didn't use so much money.
If you lose it, go and earn it again!
Not to mention that after the Trail Blazers win their first championship in the new century, their market value and subsequent commercial revenue will reach a peak.
Some are happy and some are sad.
The Heat's Big Three finished second in the first season, which seems to be a very glorious achievement.
But now they have to sit in the visiting team's press conference and be interviewed.
It was called an interview, but in fact it was similar to the public executions by various media outlets in Miami, Los Angeles and other places.
Because the media that can stay here to ask questions are not good media. They are all troublemakers and they all ask sharp questions.
Otherwise, they would have gone to the home team's press conference and the locker room to take photos and wait, and they are the big traffic sources at this stage.
Losers can only spark discussion by asking questions about failure.
There weren't many questions that Wade could ask.
After seven games, Wade was not only the best player on the Heat, he even played better than FMVP Roy.
This is also the most stubborn part for Flash fans.
In the finals, he was both offensive and defensive, worthy of being called "Jordan who is 5 cm shorter". In the finals, he averaged 26.5 points, 7 rebounds, 5.2 assists, 1.5 steals and 1.5 blocks per game, with a shooting percentage of 54.6%. This was truly a blood-thirsty performance.
Bosh Finals stats: 18.5 points, 7.3 rebounds, 1 assist, 41.3% shooting
Bosh's performance was mediocre. As an inside player, his shooting percentage was only 41.3% and he had only 7.3 rebounds, which was obviously not up to standard.
But he is not the player that the media wants to target for meetings. The media has little interest in this fringe giant, and his traffic this season is not even half of Wade's.
Wade's traffic is not even half of James'.
The main purpose of the media at the press conference was to wait for James!
James was an unstable player who first had bad statistics of 8 points and 18 points in this finals, then suddenly exploded and won three games in a row, and then was caught up in a doping scandal and missed two games!
詹姆斯总决赛数据:17.8分7.2篮板6.8助攻1.7抢断,投篮命中率47.8%
Some James fans also explained that wasn’t this a statistic that was pulled up by scoring 8 points in a single game?
But it was quickly refuted by netizens:
"It's like the eight points in a single game weren't scored by your master."
Although his statistics are better than Bosh's, fans and media are not buying it.
This is a player who has won two consecutive regular season MVPs and a lot of regular season honors.
For a player like this, such a performance in the finals can be said to be quite bad. He played even worse than the 31-year-old substitute Yao Ming (18 points per game).
However, the editorial gunman of Rich Paul's team has already taken action:
Looking at all the games this season, James was the best player on the Heat before the finals, but in the finals he suddenly lost himself.
Even if Wade, who was already at the end of his peak, turned on his killing mode again, he couldn't save the team. This defeat made James put down the burden of being the league's number one player.
During the offseason, he will humbly learn post-up techniques and train harder.
After losing the seventh game in 2011, he was relieved and said it was his greatest asset.
"you said?"
"Are you learning the post-up technique for him?"
"Who is relieved? Are you relieved for the little emperor? Hahahaha, that's ridiculous."
"James hasn't said anything since the game. This post was posted too quickly."
"This post costs only a few cents, I'll write one for LeBron haters for free: If James doesn't recover from his failure in 2011, he will be forever nailed to the pillar of shame in NBA history!"
"Ah Huang is very smart. When he sees Wade is so strong and his stats are amazing, he knows that by then, not only will he have no chance of winning the FMVP, he may not even have an advantage over the Dragon King in the second position on the team. So he might as well just give up his power with 80% of his power!
The last game was the same. Seeing Wade was so stable, he deliberately didn’t win the game and even created a doping incident for himself.”
"It's just that my mentality is not good, my playing is bad, and my skills are rough. I used to be the core player with the ball, but now I'm the second core, I can't play.
In their mouths, it became a conspiracy theory. James was criticized for his transfer and he urgently needed a championship to prove himself! So he was too anxious in the last two games. The statistics were okay, but they couldn't bring victory, just like Westbrook of the Thunder. "
“Westbrook:????”
"Jordan also had the Big Three, but they didn't win the championship right away. Trust the process."
"Yes, James will win the championship with two superstars."
"James leads? Don't you see your Heat lineup?"
"Yeah, don't try to make fun of me. James scored 26.7 points in the regular season, Wade scored 25.5 points, and Jordan scored 18.3 points almost every season. Pippen scored over 8.3 points in one or two seasons. Is this Jordan's thigh? Bosh scored points and rebounds. Rodman scored less than a fraction of Bosh's except for more rebounds. Is this Jordan's thigh?
Jordan averaged 33.6 points in the finals, and Pippen averaged about or points, only half of Jordan. Are his thighs really that thick? "
"Does Jordan need to be praised as a GOAT? His performance is there. James is really hyped up!"
"Look how many shots Jordan has taken!"
"His shooting ability helped the Bulls win two three-peat championships. How many championships does your James have? Why hasn't he come out for a press conference yet?"
"Why didn't you post about Ave averaging 18 points per game in the Eastern Conference Finals with a 40% shooting percentage? Are you embarrassed?"
"Yeah, he didn't put in enough effort to defend Rose in the first game and was crushed? Can you just admit that you're a bad player? Isn't an average of 18 points and 17% shooting a drag? How can James' average of 47 points and % shooting a drag?"
"Zhan Zhan's vision in selecting teammates is unmatched by most people. This year, I have to admit that I am not good enough!"
"Yeah, I don't know why you are still being so stubborn. Your master won three games with drugs, and you are so proud of yourself?"
While reporters and netizens were interacting on major media platforms, LeBron James, Wade, Bosh, and head coach Spoelstra were also present at the press conference.
Reporters swarmed the scene.
At this time, they all changed into casual clothes, James even had headphones in one ear, and his answers were all in official terms.
"I didn't play as well as I should have today, and it's my responsibility. We will play better next year."
"Drug incident? I believe the league will give me a fair judgment."
"What to look forward to next year? I look forward to improving with the management and coaching staff."
James' words were meant to put pressure on and shift the blame to the management and coaching staff, meaning that the reason they didn't win the championship this year was because the role players were not strong enough and the tactics were not in place.
But in fact, Spoelstra's tactics are in place and can restrict the Trail Blazers' lineup.
If LeBron James and Bosh can play like they did in the regular season and have more chemistry, it is really possible to win this finals.
So after Wade didn't say anything, Coach Spoelstra was full of confidence:
"It's okay. This is our first year. The Trail Blazers have used this lineup for four years. We made it to Game 7 in the first year. We'll have a chance next year."
The reporters also see through it but don't say anything. What's your lineup and what's the Trail Blazers' lineup?
The Trail Blazers were all rookies four years ago. At that time, Roy was the Iron King, Aldridge was just known as a handsome mid-range shooter, and Oden was even more so. He had been called a fake No. 1 pick for a long time.
What was your first year?
In his first year as coach, he directly had an ace lineup, the kind that even my grandmother could lead him to the finals.
But there is no way to ask any more questions because the Heat have already lost, so let them be stubborn.
But I didn’t expect that David Stern’s promise to Jiang Ming was true!
After David Stern and Larry Miller had decided on the placement of the O'Brien Trophy and the location of the championship banner in the Rose Garden, he returned to the bus and immediately reported the news to headquarters.
Just after the visiting team’s press conference ended, the NBA announced a breaking news!
This timing was the last bit of face given to the Heat and James. After all, if it was announced in front of so many reporters, they would really be embarrassed.
The latest progress in the investigation of LeBron James' ZMA drug ingredients incident was announced:
ZMA was found by the New York Medical Center to contain illegal drug ingredients on the banned drug list and has now been added to the banned drug list. 》
This was followed by a test report from the New York Medical Center, which was genuine.
The next paragraph after clicking it is the most powerful:
“Additional penalties are now imposed on LeBron James for taking ZMA during the Finals:
Suspended for 7 games and fined $5.
Given that this season has ended, the suspension penalty will be postponed to next season's regular season.
I hope all players will take this as a warning and avoid taking any banned drugs.”
hiss! ! !
When people in the industry and fans saw the news, none of them failed to gasp.
No one said a word when they saw it, this is the maximum punishment!
You know, the punishment for players like Haslem who took known banned stimulants is not as severe as that for James.
This means that James didn't know that this was a stimulant before taking it, and the league didn't know how many games he had taken it and directly banned him for 7 games. The fine is not a big deal, but a 7-game ban is usually a very serious matter.
For example, if you knock your opponent down with a punch on the court, the maximum penalty is 5-7 games, but after that you will be directly suspended for a season. Such behavior is unforgivable, such as the beating of fans in the Palace of Auburn Hills incident.
Fans are the bread and butter of the NBA, and this cannot be touched at all.
But the NBA actually has a very lax approach to doping.
However, after David Stern announced this punishment, all teams will have to be more restrained next season.
Jiang Ming, who had just finished taking a shower and saw the news on Sean's phone in the parking lot, didn't feel much surprise:
"I guessed it. David just said at the award ceremony that he would compensate us."
Sean also sighed:
"After all, it is still a business alliance, and business is the main thing. They only announced it now, but in fact the results have been out for a long time, and the report also deliberately hid the date."
Jiang Ming smiled and said:
"It doesn't matter, we won, we beat them face to face with basketball!"
The forum had the same idea, and they all felt that the league was compensating the Trail Blazers.
After all, the Trail Blazers would definitely suffer if James was not suspended in the finals, but it would not be a good look if he was really suspended, so the league will definitely impose a heavier penalty after the facts are finally discovered.
The only ones hurt are the Heat.
LeBron James, who learned the news from the big screen in the airport waiting room, couldn't help but get angry at Rich Paul on the spot:
"This is all your fault. Didn't you say this medicine can be used?"
Rich Paul was also angry. How could you say that to your brother in public?
"I warned you not to use it, but you got addicted to it!"
"What did you say??? This is not the medicine you brought me!"
"Your reputation has been damaged now, so just focus on training and think about next season!"
"Ricky, this is none of your business!" James is about to explode. This is the first time in his career that he has been suspended by the league, and he has lost 7 games. He also wanted to complete the 411 project. 7 fewer games means at least 100 points less!
Still, the good guy Juwan Howard came over and held the two of them back:
"Okay, okay, go back to Miami and tell them if you have anything to say. The game is over and everything will be over."
Wade and Bosh walked quietly in front. No one wanted to sit next to James on the Miami Heat's charter flight tonight.
Saowei's lips turned pale. He believed in his brother so much that he didn't want to board the banana boat this offseason.
Because this confirmation also slaps him in the face, considering the promise he made to James at that time!
"Come on, let's celebrate our championship!"
"Okay, congratulations to Medicine King for being banned, haha!"
All the Trail Blazers sat around the campfire, drinking and chatting.
Everyone was carried back by the women at night because they only had a few sips of the wine. However, all the Trail Blazers executives and players, including Jiang Ming, were so happy that night that they drank to their heart's content.
Anyway, you won’t die from drinking it, because there’s a person named Sean who is allergic to alcohol, drinking juice next to you and preparing dozens of bags of hangover soup in advance. There’s a doctor here, so just drink it!
Jiang Ming was carried to the villa by Wuhua and enjoyed himself like an emperor:
Fang Xiaotong prepared a bathtub, Jiang Muyan took off her clothes, Yang Mi wiped her body, and Liu Yifei fed her sobering soup, the kind that she had to use her mouth if a spoon couldn't be used.
Liyang was the most open-minded. She took the lead and went into the bathtub to test the temperature for Jiang Ming. She also gave Jiang Ming a soothing massage in the bathtub.
As we were bathing, the huge bathroom was filled with naked figures, everyone was humming songs while bathing together.
Someone applied shower gel to Jiang Ming's arms and legs, and someone applied facial cleanser to his face. Finally, they carried him to the bedroom.
Jiang Ming didn't use any strength during the whole process, which made him think of a poem:
Life is proud to be thoroughly enjoyed themselves,
Don’t let the golden cup face the moon empty!
(End of this chapter)
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