natural doctor

There are many kinds of sorrows in life. For example, seeing the fat around the mouth, being able to see and touch but not being able to eat it, is one of them.

In the room, the tiger kept staring at Yan Xinyue viciously, as if wishing to swallow her whole, but thinking of the thing he touched just now, he didn't dare to take the risk.

Yan Xinyue stared at him vigilantly in fear, lest he suddenly pounce on him in a wild manner.

The two just stared at each other for a while, boredly teasing the tiger about Yan Xinyue.

"Hey, bitch, tell me a joke and make me happy!" Jianghu said while staring at Yan Xinyue.

Yan Xinyue gave General Tiger a bitter look, shut up and dismissed it.

"Smelly bitch, don't you know how to be flattering, do you want to have a bloody battle with me?" Jianghu suddenly stood up and said.

"Don't, don't, I'll say it! I'll say it!" Under his lewd power, Yan Xinyue immediately compromised sensibly, and said after thinking about it: "It is said that a certain gentleman remarried. On the wedding night, looking at the bride under the lamp, the pink stains are deep There are wrinkles like weaving.

The groom couldn't help but asked sadly: "How old is the lady?"

Bride: There are two out of forty.

The groom suspects: I am afraid it will be more than that.

Bride: I have good eyesight, forty-five.

The groom sighed: Since you and I are married, why lie!

Bride: To be honest, she is 54 years old.

The groom took a wife in her fifties, so he was naturally unhappy, and he didn't want to sleep on the bed anymore, so he wanted to sneak away, saying: "I'll go to the kitchen and cover the salt jar first, so that the mice won't eat it."

The bride smiled: Fool, I have lived for 68 years, and I have never heard of mice stealing salt! "

After Yan Xinyue finished speaking, the tiger did not smile, but stared straight at Yan Xinyue, who was so charming and indescribable, and asked with a sigh: "My lady, I want to come to the bridal chamber, but it's inconvenient for you! "

Yan Xinyue was so angry that she gritted her teeth, but she dared not speak out, so she turned her head and remained silent.

"Miss, how old are you this year?" Putting his hand to her chin, he pinched her face and turned her face away.

"45!" Yan Xinyue snorted coldly.

"I'm afraid not!" Jianghu said with a playful smile, trying to probe her chest with one hand.

"36!" Yan Xinyue frightened and shouted in a panic.

"Since you and I are sitting on the same bed, why lie!" Jianghu said.

Yan Xinyue was bitter, she quickly shrank to the corner, hugged herself tightly and said, "27, it's true, 27!"

"The one next door to Spicy, in his twenties married an old man in his fifties, you don't think it's shabby, can his thing still work?" Jianghu asked angrily.

Yan Xinyue looked at it coldly, even if it can't be used, it won't be cheap like a beast like you.

Pausing for a while, Jianghu said with great emotion: "Yes, in today's society, it's better to marry a rich old man who enjoys food and drink hot food than to marry a tough man who suffers hardships. Where does this old ghost have dried shrimp tofu? Didn’t the inheritance fall to your head? High, it’s much higher than the ones we cheated out of and snatched from!”

Yan Xinyue was terribly wronged, but she didn't bother arguing. The reason why she married Peng Dahai was not out of greed for glory and wealth, but purely to repay her kindness.

"Okay, even if I hit your heart, don't stare at me with a dirty face, the joke you just said is not funny at all, tell me a funny one, or I will let you You know what I smell like!" Jianghu said while clutching his crotch in an unusually awkward manner.

Yan Xinyue was ashamed and angry, but she knew very well that at this moment, she really had nothing to do except procrastinate. After thinking about it, she forcefully said: "The current traffic congestion in Shencheng, The bus was even more overcrowded. One day, two young women who often crowded the bus complained together, and one said: "Oh, I am really unlucky. I squeeze the bus every day. I don't have a miscarriage on the bus." ! The other said: "You are so unlucky, I am the real unlucky, I was squeezed in the car and got pregnant." "

"Haha~~~~~" clapped the tiger's palms, looked up to the sky and laughed, Shaoqing said again: "One more thing, the one who squeezed the bus!"

Yan Xinyue was forced to do nothing, so she had to say something else: "On a bus, there was a woman sitting next to the old man, and the woman fell asleep. When she got off the bus, the woman slapped the old man, and the conductor asked why. The old man said, when I got in the car, I saw this woman fell asleep. I didn’t know who opened the zipper of her trousers. opened!"

"This is funny, haha!" Jianghu laughed...

For two hours in a row, the tiger forced Yan Xinyue to tell dozens of jokes, not only asking for a bus, but also having a taste.

"... On a bus, a man was sitting barefoot with his legs crossed. After a while, a woman came up. The woman was not wearing panties. She was standing directly in front of the man. Suddenly, she braked suddenly. The man The big toe stabbed into the woman’s inside. At night, the man felt his toes were extremely itchy, so he went to the hospital. The doctor told him that his feet had STDs. The man yelled angrily, you will I don’t know how to see a doctor, how can my feet get STDs! The doctor is even more angry, stupid, I know what’s going on, a woman came here just now, there is still athlete’s foot..."

The tiger laughed so hard that he turned his back and forth, and after he stopped, he stared at the stunning beauty in front of him again, and felt that he was really stupid. He was not afraid of people with athlete's foot, but he was afraid of being popular?Putting such a slender, sexy and tender beauty who looks like water will come out when you pinch it, it is ridiculously stupid to care about this and that. Like what Changmao said, even if there is no way, there are still two places. ?

Staring at her sexy and beautiful lips, as well as that plump, round, bulging chest, as if ready to come out at any time, the tiger couldn't help thinking about it for a while, and felt the evil fire in his lower body after a while, and the blood was also swollen. Followed by anger.

Finally, the tiger got out of control, jumped on the bed again, pulled Yan Xinyue to the middle of the bed, and then pressed it down.

"What are you doing, don't mess around, I'll tell you a joke, I'll tell you a joke!" Yan Xinyue cried out in panic.

"A joke? b, it's a real joke if I don't mess with you!"

"Something happened to me, something happened, it will be bad luck if you touch me!" Yan Xinyue said in horror.

"B, I know you're here. If you don't come, I can bear you until now, you stinky bitch, if you can't go through the front door, I will go through your back door!" Jianghu said, tearing her up again. clothes, and a stinky big mouth kissed and gnawed on her body at the same time.

"Beast, you scum, let me go, let me go! I will definitely make you regret it!" Yan Xinyue struggled desperately, but no matter how powerful she was usually, or how majestic she was in front of Gu Feng, in the final analysis she also She was just a delicate and weak woman. Facing Kong Wu's strong grip on the tiger, she was finally pushed firmly onto the bed.

After satisfying the desire of the tiger, he turned her body over abruptly, then took off his shirt, pulled off the belt of his trousers, and slapped her fiercely in his hands, "You stinky girl!" Ladies, I tell you to move, I tell you to move!"

Yan Xinyue screamed in pain, and tears welled up in her eyes again.

The more she screamed, the more excited the tiger became. After a round of whipping, he threw away the belt, lifted up her long skirt, grabbed the edge of her underwear and was about to pull it down, ready to do that shameful thing.

However, at this moment, there were bursts of chaotic footsteps outside, and there were bursts of roaring dogs barking.

"Boom!" With a sound, the door of the rental house was blown open, and a Tibetan mastiff appeared in front of everyone with a fierce grin, and the seven people inside were all dumbfounded, because apart from the Tibetan mastiff, there was another girl following behind, except for the Tibetan mastiff. The son-in-law of Xin Ruifeng and a group of officers and queens armed with live ammunition charged up murderously, and the muzzles of those black holes were pointed at their heads...

It turned out that when Gu Feng, Xia Bing and a group of special forces found the phone booth just now.

Before Gu Feng had time to announce that everyone would split up, Xia Bing had already untied Dahei's dog chain first, then squatted down and took the silk stocking that Dahei had torn into pieces, and put it in front of Dahei's nose for sniffing. After sniffing, and whispering something in its ear, Dahei let out a deep roar, and it rushed out into the street, running wildly.

Fortunately, it was the dead of night at this time, and there were not many pedestrians on the street, otherwise this scene alone might cause panic.

Chigu Tibetan Mastiff, the famous "Oriental God Dog", has many strange legends about it. Naturally, it is not in vain. It is alert, calm, intelligent, brave, and its most powerful sense of smell and hearing.

The olfactory sensitivity of Tibetan mastiffs to acidic substances is tens of thousands of times higher than that of humans. Every equipment, so no matter how far away, the Tibetan Mastiff can always find its own herd and never get lost.

However, the Tibetan mastiff has such a sensitive sense of smell, but it is not used to find people. The most primitive state is actually used for breeding. With the help of the sensitive sense of smell, once the male dog smells the signal in the urine of the female dog, even It is also possible to find a female dog in estrus and complete the mating.

Fortunately, Yan Xinyue is a woman, and the stockings she wears not only smell of her sweat, but also other smells, while Dahei is a male, and is especially sensitive to this kind of smell.

So, while the other professionally trained wolfhounds were still dizzy and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, and north, Dahei led Gu Feng and Xia Bing into West Street, searched all the way, and finally found this rental building.

It cannot be denied that Jiang Huo is indeed a sinister and cunning man, but he is very unfortunate. Not only did he meet Gu Feng, who has good hands and eyes, but he also met the Chigu Tibetan Mastiff, so he worked hard to make it. A kidnapping case can be said to be blind.

At this moment, Gu Feng entered the rental house, glanced at the hall, did not find Yan Xinyue, listened carefully, but found that there was movement in the room inside, and at this time, Dahei had already rushed to the door first, Gu Feng immediately He rushed forward and kicked the door open with one kick.

In the room, Yan Xinyue, who was pushed back on the bed, was struggling and crying, and the tiger pressed her from behind. His pants had already been taken off, and Yan Xinyue's skirt had been pulled up to her waist. At this time, the tiger was pulling down her panties that had reached the buttocks, revealing half of her snow-white and smooth beauty.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Gu Feng thought it was dangerous, if he was a few seconds late, his beautiful teacher would be raped by others.

"Roar~" Dahei roared, and with a kick of his limbs, he rushed towards the general tiger, and opened his mouth to bite.

Yan Xinyue was already stunned by the scene in front of her. When she was sure that the person who came to rescue her from the sky was Gu Feng, her heart warmed up, and she couldn't care about anything else. She got up and flew into his arms, " Wow" cried like a child.

Gu Feng hugged her with one arm, but with the other hand he clenched his fists and rattled, his eyes were sharp like knives and he stared at the general tiger who was being bitten by Dahei crazily, his eyes were full of raging anger.

After Xia Bing came in, Gu Feng kicked the door shut, then pushed Yan Xinyue into her arms, and shouted in a deep voice: "Xia Bing, call your dog back!"

Although Xia Bing was dissatisfied with Gu Feng's yelling and drinking attitude, at this time he somehow complied with him and yelled: "Dahei, stop!"

Dahei, who was biting vigorously, heard his master's voice. Although he was unwilling, he let go of the tiger as he said, and ran back.

Jianghu had been bitten all over his body with scars, he managed to break free from it, and when he stood up and was about to take a breath, he suddenly saw a big breast protruding out of the air, under his bra.

"Boom!" A muffled sound made Tiger feel like a thunderbolt struck his chest, and a feeling worse than death penetrated his body, making him half as short as he knelt down, clutching his chest and barely breathing. Can't breathe.

Gu Feng seemed to be crazy, and beat him to death completely. After kicking this kick, he still didn't stop, and hit his face with the top of his knee.

The tiger was immediately shot with blood, and fell straight upright on its back.

"I can't bear to treat her like this, you dare to make a mistake! Aren't you looking for death?" The furious Gu Feng really lost his mind at this moment, he raised his leg again, and suddenly raised his leg to step on the tiger's crotch !

This was an almost fatal kick, which made the tiger who fell down straighten up due to the huge bomb, and after looking up to the sky and screaming like a pig butcher, he fell to the ground, already exhaling more air than inhaling.

When Gu Feng raised his leg again, and was about to send the Buddha to the west, he was suddenly grabbed by someone behind him, Xia Bing said coldly: "Okay, that's enough, you're crazy, killing people is paying for your life of!"

Gu Feng stared at her in a daze, then turned to look at the dying General Tiger lying on the ground, and then came to his senses in a daze, seeing Yan Xinyue who was squatting on the ground crying out of breath, He stepped forward, lifted her up on his waist, and walked out slowly...