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Shi Zhongyu's face turned dark, Li Si's face turned pale, and everyone who knew that it was smeared with dog feces also looked at the emperor with stiff faces, and smiled wryly in their hearts.

After a long time, the Son of Heaven frowned, looked at Shi Zhongyu suspiciously, and asked, "Shi Aiqing, what brand of these white chocolates did you buy? Do foreigners' things taste so weird?"

Shi Zhongyu was stunned for a moment, and then he was ecstatic, and in his heart he had a deep contempt for the emperor. It turned out that this guy had never even eaten chocolate, no wonder he wanted to pick out the chocolate on the big wooden box and eat it.

Shi Zhongyu quickly said: "These chocolates are also 'dog roses', but the taste of chocolate is a bit strange, if Mr. Tianzi is not used to it, don't eat it!"

The emperor laughed, and said: "Who said I can't get used to it, I think this chocolate is delicious!"

As the emperor said, he took another piece from the big wooden box and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing vigorously.

Your sister, eating shit is so delicious!

The corner of Shi Zhongyu's mouth twitched, the emperor's taste is too weird, the more Shi Zhongyu was surprised, the more eager the emperor was to eat, and in a short while he swallowed a whole layer of white ash and dog poop on the surface of a large wooden box. inside.

The girls next to them didn't find it funny. Instead, some of them vomited on the pillars of the Jinluan Hall. Li Si and the guards were all surprised, and they swallowed hard, with a look on their faces. unbelievable.

As for the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, they were all stimulated by the emperor's happy eating, and everyone was eager to try.

The most bizarre response was the big black dog, because only it knew how Shi Zhongyu found the shit on the boat, and the big black dog barked immediately. The shit was the fruit of his long-term labor, and Most of them were forced out by Shi Zhongyu.

Shi Zhongyu quickly covered the mouth of the big black dog, and cursed angrily: "You don't want to live anymore, if this guy knows what it is, we will die!"

The big black dog flicked its tail in disdain, broke free from Shi Zhongyu's confinement, and said with a face full of reluctance: "The shit he ate was mixed with white ash, it's not pure, I have more pure and fresh!"

Shi Zhongyu sweated in his heart, your sister's purity, you really think your shit is delicious!

At this moment, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty couldn't hold back anymore, they were attracted by the emperor's happy face, and they all wanted to dig dog poop on the wooden box to eat, Shi Zhongyu's face darkened, and he hurried forward to stop him , Your uncle, what are you kidding, the highest ruling class in the world came to grab dog shit, wouldn't it make people laugh out loud?

Shi Zhongyu stepped forward to stop the civil and military officials, but they couldn't stop them at all. The civil officials were better, and those military officials smashed Shi Zhongyu away with one punch.

After being smashed into the air for the nth time, Shi Zhongyu covered his dark circles, and finally burst into tears, and confessed helplessly: eating shit is the trend of the times!

Shi Zhongyu looked at the civil and military officials with a full face of grievance, and couldn't think of any good way for a while. At this moment, he suddenly saw the prime minister. This guy was bitten by a big black dog just now. Now he is the slowest runner. At the back of all civil and military officials, he squeezed forward while clutching his calf.

Shi Zhongyu's heart moved, everyone said that the prime minister is the head of all officials, and there is a saying that the king should be captured first, so it is better to capture the prime minister first.

Shi Zhongyu smiled wryly in his heart, and finally decided to take action. In order to rescue these court officials from the sea of ​​shit, he sacrificed himself once.

Shi Zhongyu strode forward, immediately grabbed the prime minister, and said, "Mr. prime minister, please don't eat the things on that wooden box!"

The prime minister was taken aback for a moment, and when he looked back, he found that it was Shi Zhongyu. He immediately smiled wryly, and begged, "Lord Xinyuzhishi, although I was a bit wrong with what I just said, please forgive me, don't block my right to eat chocolate, okay?" good!"

Shi Zhongyu's eyes stared at gold stars, although it feels good to be called an adult by the prime minister, but...

Shi Zhongyu hurriedly said: "Master Prime Minister is joking, boy, I am just a fourth-rank official, and you are the chief assistant of the court and Mr. Tianzi's right-hand man. How dare I..."

When the prime minister heard Shi Zhongyu's words, his face immediately became impatient. If you keep talking like this, the delicious chocolate will be eaten up by others.

The prime minister stomped his feet and said angrily, "Shut up!"

Shi Zhongyu was taken aback, and said, "What's wrong?"

The prime minister said angrily: "You let me go, I'm going to eat chocolate!"

Shi Zhongyu shook his head and said, "Resolutely don't let go!"

The prime minister's little heart beat restlessly, and he was a little angry: "You really don't want to let go!"

Shi Zhongyu shook his head and said, "Resolutely..."

Before Shi Zhongyu could finish his words, his face turned livid. When he looked down, he found that there were several tooth marks on his hands. The prime minister smiled proudly at Shi Zhongyu, and bit again When he got up, Shi Zhongyu screamed and let go of the prime minister, but the prime minister ran away to eat shit.

Like a defeated rooster, Shi Zhongyu returned to the girls with his head drooping, watching the officials scrambling to eat shit with a speechless expression, feeling very depressed in his heart.

Ji Ruyue patted Shi Zhongyu on the shoulder, and said something very profound: "Everyone has his own choice, as long as he can not regret this choice, and stick to it firmly!"

Shi Zhongyu nodded, not understanding the meaning of this sentence, at this moment he suddenly felt someone patting him on the shoulder.

Shi Zhongyu turned his head and found that it was the bear of the earth, he hurriedly said respectfully: "Brother Xiong, what's the matter with you?"

The Earth Bear licked his lips depressedly, and said, "Those chocolates are really delicious. Seeing how excited they are eating, I'm also a little moved!"

Shi Zhongyu's face darkened, and the big black dog next to him was rolling on the ground, laughing. At this time, the big black dog was secretly happy. He didn't expect his shit to be so valuable. Next time, he can set up a stall to sell shit. , or use your own feces to exchange bones with the butcher, and then eat the bones and turn them into feces again, and the feces can be exchanged for bones.

Just as the big black dog was dreaming of getting rich, Shi Zhongyu was about to collapse, so he had to say to the bear of the earth: "Brother Xiong, chocolate is indeed delicious, but you are so noble, how can you compete with a group of humans to eat it? Waiting for the younger brother to personally deliver some to you tomorrow, don’t you think so?”

The Earth Bear shook his head helplessly, and said, "Well, well, although I also want to eat chocolate, I can't compete with you lowly humans for eating it, that would be too detrimental to my identity as the Earth Bear Already!"

Shi Zhongyu's complexion is very pale, and his heart is very bitter, the bear of the earth is so arrogant that there is no limit!

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