Rebirth: Start to Save the Treasure Girl
Chapter 367: Tips for Having Two Feet at the Same Time
"Actually, Ruoxi is very petty and sensitive. Her personality is even a bit extreme. Many jokes are not allowed..."
Xue Rui watched Gu Muxue washing dishes. He had nothing to do since Gu Muxue came in, so he just listened to Gu Muxue's nagging.
Gu Muxue had only lived with Lin Ruoxi for less than a month, but he had already figured out Lin Ruoxi's personality.
She was scrubbing the dishes with a sponge in her hand, watching the greasy foam being washed away by clean water. She smiled at Xue Rui's reflection in the plate with her eyes curved.
Gu Muxue placed the washed dishes neatly on the shelf and asked without turning her head: "Xiao Rui, did you hear what I said just now?"
"Mu Xue, what did you just say?" Xue Rui pretended not to hear.
Gu Muxue's concession at the dinner table, and when he bent down to kiss her just now, Gu Muxue was obviously resisting, but she held back and didn't make a sound, and when she pinched him, it was soft, not as aggressive as before.
Xue Rui knew very well that this was not entirely due to his charm, but also because Lin Ruoxi would "examine" his body.
"Hmm?" Gu Muxue turned her head and looked at Xue Rui.
"I didn't hear it." Xue Rui said while picking his ears, thinking to himself, I am your boyfriend, okay?
Why do you keep talking about Lin Ruoxi?
If these two people unite one day, he will only be able to sit at the same table with Dahuang when he returns home.
Xue Rui could never accept this result.
Gu Muxue's beautiful eyes frowned when she heard that. She took off her gloves, stretched out her hands to pinch the flesh around Xue Rui's waist, and threatened with her sharp little fangs: "Xiao Rui, did you hear that?"
Xue Rui was sure that Gu Muxue wouldn't dare to pinch or bite him. He rubbed Gu Muxue's head and said, "Oh, I remembered it when you said something nice."
Gu Muxue smiled, she put her hands on Xue Rui's waist and exerted force with all five fingers.
"Sigh~"
Xue Rui twisted his body in pain, it was true that the devil was always one step ahead of the righteous. This way he would feel pain but would not get hurt, and the most important thing was that he would not leave any traces of the "crime".
This way, Lin Ruoxi wouldn't find out, and she could also bully him from time to time to vent her anger.
Now Gu Muxue had a smug smile on her face, as if she was waiting for him to admit his mistake.
"Mu Xue, if you continue like this I will..."
Gu Muxue interrupted with a smile: "You're talking about calling the police again, right? It just so happens that I have something to ask the police uncle. Someone is cheating on two women at the same time. Does he need to be criticized and educated?"
"Mu Xue, you're going too far." Xue Rui took a deep breath.
Gu Muxue said slowly: "Then what are you going to do?"
Xue Rui gave Gu Muxue a meaningful smile, and shouted to the living room in grievance: "Xixi, Muxue bullied me."
"You!" Gu Muxue's smile came to an abrupt end. She let go of the flesh on Xue Rui's belly as if she had been electrocuted. She picked up the rag beside her and wiped the stove, pretending nothing had happened.
Lin Ruoxi shuddered when she heard that. She trotted to the kitchen door, opened the half-closed sliding door, and looked at Gu Muxue warily.
Gu Muxue didn't dare to look at Lin Ruoxi. She glared at Xue Rui angrily and continued to wipe the stove with her head down.
Are you a child because you always complain?
But...she really didn't want to argue with Lin Ruoxi.
Lin Ruoxi walked into the kitchen, first looked around Xue Rui, then subconsciously grabbed Xue Rui's arm to check, which was the place that Gu Muxue liked to pinch the most.
After confirming that Xue Rui's arm was not injured, Lin Ruoxi lifted up Xue Rui's shirt and took a look, but did not find anything unusual.
However, Lin Ruoxi firmly believed that Xue Rui would not lie. She stood in front of Gu Muxue, and after a psychological struggle, she stumbled and said to Gu Muxue: "Muxue, you...you are not allowed to hit him."
Xue Rui was shocked when he heard this. This little girl had such great authority that she actually dared to use commanding sentences to Gu Muxue?
He doesn’t even dare!
"There was a mosquito on his back just now, and I hit him accidentally when I was slapping the mosquito. It was not intentional." Gu Muxue made an excuse and tried to cover up the fact that she had hit Xue Rui just now.
"Xixi..." When Xue Rui was about to open his mouth to refute, he was met with Gu Muxue's cold gaze and could only swallow back the words.
Lin Ruoxi said seriously: "Mu Xue, we cleaned the stove after cooking, and you haven't looked me in the eye since I came in. You are lying."
Gu Muxue looked up in surprise. She didn't expect Lin Ruoxi to have this ability.
But why don’t you use it on Xue Rui?
"I didn't lie." Gu Muxue looked at Lin Ruoxi with a firm gaze.
Lin Ruoxi can analyze body language, but she has received professional etiquette training, so it is not difficult to deceive Lin Ruoxi.
"I've lived here for so long, and I haven't seen any mosquitoes in the kitchen, not even in the corridor or the elevator." Lin Ruoxi muttered softly.
Gu Muxue was stunned. You also know that there are no mosquitoes in the building?
So when Xue Rui shouted "mosquito bites" at the door yesterday, were you so anxious?
Xue Rui was watching the show while chewing a cucumber. He called Lin Ruoxi over on purpose, mainly to test Gu Muxue's bottom line.
Now it seemed that the situation was not what he expected;
Although Gu Muxue usually has Lin Ruoxi under her control, when an irreconcilable conflict arises, it is Gu Muxue who bows her head.
The kitchen was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Lin Ruoxi’s mumbling to herself seemed like a question: There are no mosquitoes here, why are you slapping them?
"I remember now, there was indeed a mosquito just now." Xue Rui made an expression of sudden enlightenment, and she pushed Lin Ruoxi's arm: "You are wrong."
"Well, that's it. I'm sorry, Mu Xue." Lin Ruoxi bowed her head and apologized decisively. Since Xue Rui said there was a mosquito, then there was a mosquito.
"You go out first, I'll clean up the kitchen." Xue Rui said as he pushed Lin Ruoxi out of the kitchen.
He thought that if he put pressure on Gu Muxue, he could even force the girl to apologize to him.
Xue Rui believed that Gu Muxue would apologize.
But the little girl holds a grudge and will definitely retaliate. It is better to let her be happy. After all, the little girl is very generous and it doesn’t matter if she suffers a little loss.
Gu Muxue "watched" Lin Ruoxi leave the kitchen. The moment Lin Ruoxi disappeared, she quickly pulled Xue Rui back, put her small hand on Xue Rui's waist and pinched him hard, cursing in a low voice: "Asshole, you did it on purpose. You want to create conflicts even if there are none..."
Xue Rui endured the pain and said nothing, thinking that it would pass if he just endured it. He was indeed testing her on purpose to see where Gu Muxue's bottom line was.
As for Lin Ruoxi, even if he asked her to kneel down for no reason, Lin Ruoxi would not hesitate for a second.
"Huh? Is that it?" Xue Rui found that Gu Muxue's hand suddenly loosened.
He looked down and found Gu Muxue looking at the kitchen door with a weak look in her eyes.
Xue Rui looked in the direction of Gu Muxue's gaze and found that Lin Ruoxi had half of her head stuck out to monitor every move in the kitchen, with anger in her almond-shaped eyes.
His heart skipped a beat. He didn't expect Lin Ruoxi to come back and attack him.
Lin Ruoxi would never be the one to create conflict. If there was anything that could make Lin Ruoxi angry, it would only be when he was hurt.
He did not forget that Lin Ruoxi and Gu Muxue had been "enemies" in high school because of the inexplicable pinch marks on his arm.
Now the little girl has an angry expression, as if she wants to settle all the new and old grudges together.
It’s over, these two won’t fight, right?
Lin Ruoxi walked towards Gu Muxue angrily, and Xue Rui quickly stretched out his hand to stop her: "Xixi, I have thick skin and flesh, and it won't be a problem if I hit her twice."
Lin Ruoxi was breathing rapidly, her mind was empty, and she murmured, "Rui, can we go home? I don't want to see you being bullied."
Gu Muxue panicked. She thought she had been wronged enough and would be more comfortable bullying Xue Rui in the future. But the reality was that Lin Ruoxi would "protect" Xue Rui and even threatened to take Xue Rui away. "We are just playing." Xue Rui explained.
Lin Ruoxi's voice trembled: "I know...but I don't understand, why would I hurt someone if I like him?"
Since Xue Rui and Gu Muxue would have conflicts if they were together, it would be better for her to take Xue Rui away and live the same life as before, where she would accompany Gu Muxue during the day and go back to play with Xue Rui at night.
It was the first time that Xue Rui saw the little girl so angry. She even made herself cry with tears falling continuously.
"I'm sorry, I promise I won't do it again." Gu Muxue hurriedly bowed her head and apologized.
Lin Ruoxi wiped her tears: "Then...then how do you prove it?"
Gu Muxue turned to look at Xue Rui and sighed helplessly in her heart. She closed her eyes gently, stood on tiptoes and kissed him.
She couldn't prove that she wouldn't hit Xue Rui in the future, but she could immediately prove that she liked Xue Rui.
Kissing in front of others... It was so embarrassing. She just felt her cheeks getting hot.
Lin Ruoxi also kissed Xue Rui in front of her, why was it so natural?
And that bastard Xue Rui was asking for things endlessly. Her mind went blank and she leaned against the cupboard with a bang.
Lin Ruoxi didn't know why, but she felt uncomfortable when she saw Xue Rui kissing another girl. She said hurriedly, "Well... I know."
However, the two did not stop their behavior.
Lin Ruoxi clenched her hands tightly. She suddenly wanted to stop Gu Muxue's behavior, but she saw that Xue Rui looked very enjoyable.
Lin Ruoxi's eyes gradually raised. She was happy as long as Xue Rui was happy.
Before leaving, she gently closed the sliding door of the kitchen.
Hearing the kitchen door closing, Gu Muxue took a big bite to get rid of the foreign object in her mouth.
"Mu Xue, be careful that she comes in again." Xue Rui threatened.
Gu Muxue pouted and pecked Xue Rui lightly on the cheek: "Is that enough?"
"It's just barely acceptable. You have to be more restrained in the future. I have someone to back me up."
Xue Rui hugged the petite body tightly in his arms and felt that the cowardly Gu Muxue was particularly cute.
"To her, whatever you do is right." Gu Muxue sighed.
Lin Ruoxi has double standards in her mind. If she says the same words or does the same thing, it is wrong, but if Xue Rui does it, it is right.
For example, just now Lin Ruoxi questioned her: Why do you have to hurt someone if you like him?
Gu Muxue didn't forget that Lin Ruoxi's butt was swollen after being spanked by Xue Rui a few days ago. Doesn't that count as an injury?
Lin Ruoxi has been very loyal from beginning to end, and there is only room for Xue Rui in her heart.
"Why, are you jealous?" Xue Rui said with a smile.
Gu Muxue leaned in Xue Rui's arms and whispered, "Just a little bit."
"That won't work. She's my girlfriend." Xue Rui said shamelessly.
Gu Muxue asked faintly: "Oh? She is your girlfriend, what about me?"
"You too." Xue Rui said without hesitation.
"Lucky bastard." Gu Muxue cursed in a low voice, but she couldn't do anything to Xue Rui. She wanted to come back on her own.
But how could Gu Muxue be willing to let Xue Rui take advantage of both sides?
She can't beat Xue Rui now, but she has other ways.
A sly look flashed across Gu Muxue's eyes. She poked Xue Rui's chest and asked, "Xiao Rui, who is number one in your heart?"
"Of course it's you."
Xue Rui said without hesitation that this is a man's desire to survive.
In fact, he thought about it in his heart and realized that he would give priority to Gu Muxue's feelings, because Lin Ruoxi was easier to coax...
"Oh? Did you answer the same way when Ruoxi asked you?" Gu Muxue placed her little hand on Xue Rui's throat as she spoke.
Xue Rui's Adam's apple rolled as he said truthfully: "Xixi never asks me this question."
"Hmph! Do you mean I'm being unreasonable?" Gu Muxue snorted coldly.
Xue Rui's eyebrows twitched when he heard this. Why did the girl become so teasing?
So, he also replied with a classic quote: "Mu Xue, I don't mean that. I can't help it if you think so."
The smile in Gu Muxue's eyes became more and more intense. She sighed deeply: "Alas~ Qingmei is ultimately no match for the gift from heaven. Muxue has developed calluses from wearing her pen and fingers, but it is still not as warm as the breakfast of Lin's sister. How pitiful..."
Xue Rui's hair stood on end. Was the little girl bringing up old grudges?
He quickly covered Gu Muxue's mouth: "Muxue, why don't you just beat me up."
Gu Muxue snorted coldly, pried Xue Rui's hands apart, and repeated what Xue Rui had said before: "How dare Muxue do that when you have Ruoxi as your backer? Don't you think so?"
The corners of Xue Rui's mouth twitched. The girl stopped hitting him and started to act sarcastic instead.
He thought that Gu Muxue also had something wrong with her, so he imitated Gu Muxue's tone and asked, "Muxue, where do I rank in your heart?"
Gu Muxue curled her lips. Xue Rui was secretly saying that she had two people in her heart.
She smiled and asked, "Xiao Rui, where do you want to be? First or second?"
"What do you mean I want to be number one?" Xue Rui asked back.
"Aren't you testing me by calling her over? You can rank whatever you want. You can be number one if you want." Gu Muxue said with a smile.
"Mu Xue, please dismantle the surveillance in my heart." Xue Rui coughed twice awkwardly. The girl was smart and had guessed the motives behind his actions.
"Tell me quickly, which rank do you want to be?" Gu Muxue poked Xue Rui's nose.
"I don't care, as long as you are happy." Xue Rui said in a low voice.
Gu Muxue was stunned. Xue Rui's words were a kind of indulgence. She hugged Xue Rui tightly: "Xiao Rui, thank you."
"It's not that I'm generous, but being number one has a price, and I don't want to lose any of it." Xue Rui knew that he couldn't deceive Gu Muxue, so he might as well speak out what was in his heart.
Gu Muxue was actually still hesitating. If he said that he wanted to be number one in Gu Muxue's heart, then Gu Muxue would satisfy him and would completely cut off the emotion that should not exist in her heart.
The consequence is that he can only have one girlfriend.
But if we leave it alone, there are many possibilities...
Gu Muxue has a special feeling for Lin Ruoxi, which is one of the reasons why he can safely play both sides.
Regardless of the cultural meaning of "sitting on two boats", from a physical point of view, it is certainly unsafe to stand on one boat with each foot, and it is easy to fall into the water.
If the relationship between the "two boats" is not good, he will do the splits.
But as long as the two boats are close enough, he can stand safely on both boats.
This is a little trick to have the best of both worlds. (End of this chapter)
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