the last priest

Thinking that everything was going to be all right now, Curator Jin returned home happily that night. How could he have had a good sleep in the haze of the past few days, and fell asleep at the side after dinner. 【|】

In the middle of the night, the phone rang "Dang Dang Dang", Curator Jin reluctantly got up in his pajamas to answer the phone: "Who is it, it's midnight, what's the matter?"

The other end of the phone said eagerly: "Curator Jin, it's me, Xiao Li, it's not good, something serious happened, the old Zhou who was in charge of makeup died, come quickly!"

"Crack..." The phone in his hand fell to the ground. Some dead people have to go to the funeral in the morning. In order to leave the best side for their loved ones, they often need to make up.This make-up time is mostly carried out at night. At dawn, relatives rushed to the mourning hall to mourn, and then they were dragged in and burned.When the business is good, a makeup artist has to do three or four orders a night to go home and rest. If he encounters those whose faces are disfigured by a car accident, he will be busy.

Putting makeup on the dead has been a craft since ancient times. These little girls would rather go to a beauty salon to make up the rich than the dead.

Curator Jin is in charge of makeup for a long time. An old man, surnamed Zhou, used to do makeup for Peking Opera actors in the theater. He retired after working for more than half his life. debt.This is a last resort, I came to the funeral parlor to put makeup on the dead, why?Because the salary is high, this job is not something that ordinary people dare to do. Curator Jin is quite satisfied with Lao Zhou's craftsmanship. The curator really hated it.

He hurriedly put on his clothes and said hello to his wife, then went downstairs to start Santana and went straight to the funeral home.At that time, the forensic doctors came, and since they were all acquaintances, it was not troublesome to deal with the matter.It's just that Lao Zhou's rascal son insisted on making trouble for him. Director Jin had no choice but to give him a sum of money first.

The matter didn't stop, the next day, there was not a single rooster left in Luofengpo, and all of them died cleanly.Curator Jin remembered that Cha Wenbin once said the importance of this rooster, so he immediately went to the farm to order it, and a batch of them would die.In the end, even the workers who fired the stove didn't dare to continue working, and the knocking sound in the freezer became louder and louder.

Curator Jin had no choice but to go to the Taoist priest again. The Taoist priest said that it was the corpse that was pulled that day, and it would be fine once it was set on fire.Curator Jin was heartbroken, and sent someone to drag out the nameless corpse, and stuffed it into a high-pressure furnace, and the tragedy happened like this.

Because this kind of high-pressure furnace adopts the principle of high pressure, the coir raincoat burns cleanly and quickly, and the price is usually more expensive than ordinary furnaces.It wasn't long before people were stuffed in. There was a loud bang, and the stove exploded!The worker who fired the stove was blown unconscious on the spot, and he was gone before he was sent to the hospital. The strange thing is that the corpse inside was lying there intact at all, and only a little body bag outside was burned. , and put it back into the freezer, where it's still freezing.

Someone from the boiler factory came to check and said that it was caused by improper operation and high pressure.Because of this incident, it caused quite a commotion in the local area. The higher-ups sent people to check, and all kinds of unqualified reasons came down, and the business was suspended for a month for rectification.

This curator Jin is suffering and can't tell, but two people died one after another, there are so many strange things.After a month of rectification, no one is willing to come to work. They would rather go to the construction site to move bricks than occupy the establishment. Why?At most, moving bricks requires some effort and sweat, but it can be done in a funeral home.It could be fatal at any time!

In this way, this funeral home was completely closed. Director Jin was making a lot of money before, and the local people had no choice but to go to another funeral home for cremation. His business was booming.

He really couldn't help it. He waited until he found out that Cha Wenbin was back, so he brought New Year's goods to pay New Year's greetings this morning. He was going to invite him out of the mountain, but he didn't expect that Cha Wenbin himself had an accident.

After saying this, Director Jin was already in tears. Those who didn't know thought he was afraid, but those who knew him, such as Director Zhao, knew that he was distressed that the money was gone.

After some rest, Zha Wenbin's complexion has improved a lot. After hearing this incident, he signaled Zhuo Xiong to bring the Qiankun bag, took out a town house talisman from it, and handed it to Director Jin, saying: " You take this back, post it right above the inside of the gate, and it will guarantee that you will be fine until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. After the fifteenth day, I’ll go over and have a look, and don’t go to the funeral parlor recently.”

Curator Jin looked at the talisman paper in his hand, and said unwillingly: "Is it okay to post this post?"

Cha Wenbin smiled and said, "I can only guarantee you until the fifteenth day. If you still have something to do, you can stay and have lunch together. If you have nothing to do, you can take it back and post it."

Seeing that Zha Wenbin issued the order to evict the guest, Chaozi said bluntly, "You still don't believe what I say, Brother Wenbin? You deserve the bad luck of finding a fake Taoist priest. Why do you still want to stay for lunch?"

Curator Jin saw that this guy was not a good person, so he carefully put away the talisman and said quickly: "Then don't bother Mr. Zha to rest, another day Jin is visiting, and the [-]th will be over?"

Cha Wenbin waved his hand: "You go first, I will come."

Curator Jin felt relieved, as long as he was willing to come out of the mountain, there would be no problem.He had seen Zha Wenbin's method in Wangzhuang before, it was a real god, he quickly thanked him and then left.

After Curator Jin left, Chaozi muttered: "It doesn't look like a good person at first glance." Leng Yiran happened to hear him behind him, and laughed and scolded: "I don't think you are a good person. The meal is ready, everyone Come and eat, brother Wenbin, if you can't do it, I'll bring it to you and feed you."

Cha Wenbin supported the edge of the bed and stood up and said: "Oh, it's okay, I haven't reached that level yet, it's just that I was overworked last night, and with the old injury and bruises all the time, Chaozi's punch happened to hit me Come out, take a rest and you'll be fine."

Speaking of last night, Zhuo Xiong had doubts and asked, "Brother Wen Bin, last night?"

Cha Wenbin winked: "It's okay, I'm just tired, hurry up, let's all go eat, let's try Miss Leng's craftsmanship, haha."

Such a group of people gathered around the table to eat, to be honest, Leng Yiran's cooking skills are really good, and the dishes are well-prepared.It's a pity that Cha Wenbin couldn't drink, which made them all happy. The banquet was quite lively, and no one said anything unpleasant.

Leng Yiran fed Xiaocha again and finished his meal. Seeing his injuries, he had to be sent to a big hospital, so he discussed taking him to the provincial capital in the afternoon, and Cha Wenbin agreed.

In the afternoon, Director Zhao had to go to pay New Year's greetings. He was a public official and had a lot of places to go, so he went back first.Leng Yiran carried Xiaocha and walked with him, and Mr. He wanted to visit relatives in Wangzhuang, so the four of them left together first.

It was all right now, only Chaozi, Zhuo Xiong and Hengroulian were left to accompany him.First, I went to the village chief's house to borrow a three-wheel crotch and "invited" the doctor from the town. It was said that he was invited, but it was better to say that this kid forced him here, and he was resting at home.

The doctor checked and said there was nothing serious, but he suffered from the wind and cold and had some bruises. He should rest more, and prescribed some medicine for Chaozi to go back to catch it. After all this, it was time for dinner.

During the period, many people from the village came to see him. Everyone knew what happened to Zha Daoshi's house last year, and his son was blown up again on New Year's Eve.People in this mountain village still pay attention to etiquette. Cha Wenbin thanked the villagers one by one. Chao Zi warmed up dinner and suggested that four of them play cards at night, but Cha Wenbin refused.

After dinner and cleaning up, Zha Wenbin got up and took a shower. After the shower, he changed into a Taoist robe and came out, which made them very puzzled. , what are you doing here?"

Zha Wenbin went to the back room to search again, took out a few hoes and picks and threw them over and said, "There are two things tonight, the first thing is to help me bury my daughter; the second thing is to dig a grave! "

Chaozi looked at Zhuo Xiong and asked: "What's going on?" Zhuo Xiong spread his hands together: "Don't ask me, you will know when you go, don't you know his personality?"

Cha Wenbin picked up the guy, slapped Heizi on the neck and shouted, "Man, let's go!"

Four people and one dog took advantage of the dark night to touch the cemetery again. . . . . .