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Chapter 110
"Honey, you must be careful!" Ding Shuang did not forget to tell me from behind me. 【&】
Although I feel relieved to have Ding Shuang's beautiful and outstanding wife, I don't have the time to answer Ding Shuang's words at this time, because Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei are having a hot fight with Xiao Gang, and I I must join the battle as soon as possible, and try to get rid of this arrogant Xiaogang. I feel more and more physically overwhelmed, and I am very tired. I want to clean up Xiaogang and go to bed quickly.
At this time, Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei were punching Xiaogang at the same time. After a while, Chen Wei attacked, and Ai Hongwei would hit him down. After a while, Ai Hongwei kicked to the left, and Chen Wei would hit the right. It's no wonder that they have a tacit understanding. They are old partners in fights. One movement and one look can make the other party understand. They are more conscious than players in the NBA. I believe that if ordinary people cooperate with the two of them Fighting each other must be the result of being killed in seconds.
But unfortunately, Xiao Gang is not an ordinary person, he is in the "Second Class". He is under the violent storm attack of Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei, two murderous gods, but he is like a flat boat in the stormy waves. You have the ability to overwhelm rivers and seas, I will not be surprised, and under the brakes of silence, I will concentrate on the movements of Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei. My body is like flowing clouds and flowing water between their fists and feet, freely interspersed, and left to block Under the right branch, I can still fight back. At this moment when I ran towards the three of them, I saw Ai Hongwei who had just woken up from drunkenness and was still a little inconvenient in physical activities. Xiaogang seized the opportunity and hit him on the shoulder. punch.
When I saw this, I was really shocked. I didn't expect Xiaogang to be able to take advantage of Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei, who are recognized by us as the best fighters. This is too awesome Well, if it’s not a last resort, I really don’t want to be an enemy with such a person, because if you are an enemy with him, you usually don’t have three or five people around you who dare not go out, he can take care of several of us by himself, You say such a person, what are you going to learn? It would be great if you directly join the Sanda team or the boxing team. After a few years of hard training, you will also go abroad and bring back a few gold belts for the country to serve the motherland. It's great to make contributions, you have to fight and play when you have nothing to do, and be the boss, wasting food for nothing.
Although I was thinking wildly in my heart, my feet didn't stop at all, but when I was about to get close to Xiaogang, I suddenly became more thoughtful. Just thinking about my weak body, I was a little powerless, but I didn't expect How should I overcome my own difficulties, I suddenly thought of it at this time, I couldn't help but stop, and then I started to search left and right again, I wanted to find a brick, and then I fought with Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei in Xiaogang. When he can't be distracted, give him a head, wouldn't everything be solved?
But I watched for a long time, the scene at this time is a bit too chaotic, our brothers are fighting with Xiao Gang's people, and none of them can beat Xiao Gang's people, it seems that this The people who were with Xiaogang are also good in skill. In addition, because Ding Shuang went to help me just now, the public face actually took the opportunity to run, but how could he run better than Ding Shuang who was the first in the race? Shuang, Ding Shuang has already captured him, Ding Shuang is beating him violently, watching this chaotic scene, but I can't find a weapon that can be used to attack Xiaogang.
However, when I looked farther away, my eyes suddenly lit up, because I saw the owner of the Xinjiang Big Skewer Barbecue at the entrance of the alley of the BBQ Street, and the Xinjiang uncle was holding a shovel in his hand at this time. The fire shovel used for charcoal looked at us, probably to watch the excitement. This small fire shovel is only more than one meter long, and it is absolutely convenient to hold in your hand.
That's it, I thought about it, and ran to the Xinjiang uncle. After I came to the Xinjiang uncle, I remembered that this Xinjiang uncle can't speak Chinese. When we go to eat, when we order It was a young girl from Xinjiang who was in charge of communicating with us in fluent Xinjiang Mandarin. It is said that this little girl is the daughter of the uncle in Xinjiang.
Thinking that the uncle in Xinjiang could not speak Mandarin, I pointed to him the small fire shovel in his hand, then pointed to myself, and said "ah wow... ah wow..." long time.
No, Uncle Xinjiang is not dumb, I don’t need to say "mute" to him, so I said to Uncle Xinjiang again: "You... er... shovel drop... Give me a drop... work!"
Uncle Xinjiang looked at me with a confused face, then smiled at me honestly, and then gave me a thumbs up.
I'm so depressed, is he praising me? What can I brag about?
Oh, by the way, the uncle in Xinjiang is also a compatriot of our motherland, isn’t it? The 56 ethnic groups are all one family. Why did I tell people the “nonsense” of Little Japan? Blame me!
But, how should I tell him, now I finally understand the importance of knowing a foreign language, but at this time, it is obvious that I am not in a hurry to learn now, I helplessly looked at Uncle Xinjiang, and then at Looking at the small fire shovel in his hand, suddenly, I snatched the small fire shovel from Uncle Xinjiang's hand, I don't have time to talk nonsense with him, it's important to beat Xiaogang.
As soon as I snatched the small fire shovel of the Xinjiang uncle, he was stunned for a moment, and then he opened his mouth to speak, but I was afraid that Xiaogang would hear him when he spoke, so I quickly put my finger in front of his mouth, yes Looking at the Xinjiang uncle, he gave a "hush", then pointed to the battlefield over there, and compared the small fire shovel in his hand.
The Xinjiang uncle understood now. I thought I would have to write with him for a while, and he would definitely not want to lend it to me, but I didn't expect that the Xinjiang uncle smiled at me naively, and raised his eyebrows at me again. Thumbs up, and he kept shaking his head in the direction of the battlefield, which meant that he was urging me to join the battle quickly.
I Cao!This Xinjiang uncle is really tough, but, I love you!
I looked at Uncle Xinjiang with firm eyes, nodded heavily to him, expressed that I would definitely use his little fire shovel to the extreme, and then ran towards Xiao Gang again.
I imitated how the ghosts entered the village in the movies, "close quietly, don't shoot" and came to Xiaogang's back. At this time, Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei were attacking him together in front of him, and he was on the sidelines. Blocking left and right, backing back and forth again and again, and I have already raised the small black fire shovel in my hand, which has long been colored by charcoal, and I am going to aim at Xiao Gang's head and hit him.
But it's a pity. At this time, Ai Hongwei didn't know if it was because of drinking too much, and his brain was missing a string. When he noticed that I raised the small fire shovel from the corner of his eye, he turned towards me I glanced here, but it was just this glance that reminded Xiao Gang all of a sudden, that Xiao Gang didn't even look back, and just stepped horizontally across his feet, avoiding the fatal blow.
This Ai Hongwei doesn't have a tacit understanding with me. Look at Chen Wei, he must have seen me raise the small fire shovel. He is good at acting, pretending to be ignorant, and continuing to treat Xiaogang poorly. After chasing and beating fiercely, he sent Xiao Gang to me step by step.
There is only one chance, if you can't catch it, then fly away. After that Xiaogang dodged my blow, because of too much force, I took a small fire shovel and slapped it hard on the ground. At the same time as there was a burst of numbness, after the small fire shovel fell to the ground, in addition to a few sparks of fire, a puff of black smoke also rose.
This is for sure, this little fire shovel fulfilled its duty dutifully, and drilled countless times in the dark charcoal pile every day, and then put those charcoal into the stove, its body It has already been covered with black shavings of charcoal, and it itself has also become dark as the sun and moon relentlessly pass away. To be honest, the hand I hold it now is also black.
However, what I didn't expect was that although I didn't hit Xiao Gang all at once, I frightened him a lot. When Xiao Gang avoided my shovel, he turned around and looked at me. After he saw the angry black smoke on the ground, he couldn't help showing a nervous look on his face. He didn't have this expression when he faced me, Chen Wei, and Ai Hongwei just now.
"What are you holding in your hand?" Xiaogang asked without blinking his eyes at the small fire shovel in my hand, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, obviously out of psychological fear expression.
Although I didn't understand what Xiaogang was afraid of, I still said to Xiaogang with a contemptuous expression: "Silly pen, I don't know this, this is a fire shovel!"
"I...I know, you...you threw this thing away, what are you doing with it, it's so fucking dirty!" Xiao Gang stuttered a bit.
"Dirty? Grass! An old man, I won't throw away chicken feathers if they are afraid of getting dirty!" I said to Xiao Gang with contempt.
"You... what kind of a hero are you to fight with a dick?" Xiao Gang said again.
When I heard it, I couldn't help scolding: "Cao Nima, it doesn't matter if you fight or not..."
"Husband, I understand. He has a cleanliness habit. He is afraid of getting dirty, so you hit him with a shovel. He must be afraid of getting his clothes dirty and dare not hit you!" Before I finished speaking, Ding Shuang sat down again. On the body of the public face, suddenly shouted to remind me.
"Haha, it turns out to be like this!" When I heard that, I couldn't help being overjoyed, looked at Xiao Gang with a smile and said, "You are an old man, you are really afraid of being buried, grass, isn't this the same as old women!"
"You... don't listen to her nonsense, I'm not afraid!" Although Xiao Gang said he was not afraid, his body was retreating bit by bit.
"Haha, okay, aren't you not afraid? Then come on, let you see the power of my torch shovel, come on!" I laughed and rushed towards the little torch shovel. Just.
Although I feel relieved to have Ding Shuang's beautiful and outstanding wife, I don't have the time to answer Ding Shuang's words at this time, because Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei are having a hot fight with Xiao Gang, and I I must join the battle as soon as possible, and try to get rid of this arrogant Xiaogang. I feel more and more physically overwhelmed, and I am very tired. I want to clean up Xiaogang and go to bed quickly.
At this time, Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei were punching Xiaogang at the same time. After a while, Chen Wei attacked, and Ai Hongwei would hit him down. After a while, Ai Hongwei kicked to the left, and Chen Wei would hit the right. It's no wonder that they have a tacit understanding. They are old partners in fights. One movement and one look can make the other party understand. They are more conscious than players in the NBA. I believe that if ordinary people cooperate with the two of them Fighting each other must be the result of being killed in seconds.
But unfortunately, Xiao Gang is not an ordinary person, he is in the "Second Class". He is under the violent storm attack of Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei, two murderous gods, but he is like a flat boat in the stormy waves. You have the ability to overwhelm rivers and seas, I will not be surprised, and under the brakes of silence, I will concentrate on the movements of Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei. My body is like flowing clouds and flowing water between their fists and feet, freely interspersed, and left to block Under the right branch, I can still fight back. At this moment when I ran towards the three of them, I saw Ai Hongwei who had just woken up from drunkenness and was still a little inconvenient in physical activities. Xiaogang seized the opportunity and hit him on the shoulder. punch.
When I saw this, I was really shocked. I didn't expect Xiaogang to be able to take advantage of Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei, who are recognized by us as the best fighters. This is too awesome Well, if it’s not a last resort, I really don’t want to be an enemy with such a person, because if you are an enemy with him, you usually don’t have three or five people around you who dare not go out, he can take care of several of us by himself, You say such a person, what are you going to learn? It would be great if you directly join the Sanda team or the boxing team. After a few years of hard training, you will also go abroad and bring back a few gold belts for the country to serve the motherland. It's great to make contributions, you have to fight and play when you have nothing to do, and be the boss, wasting food for nothing.
Although I was thinking wildly in my heart, my feet didn't stop at all, but when I was about to get close to Xiaogang, I suddenly became more thoughtful. Just thinking about my weak body, I was a little powerless, but I didn't expect How should I overcome my own difficulties, I suddenly thought of it at this time, I couldn't help but stop, and then I started to search left and right again, I wanted to find a brick, and then I fought with Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei in Xiaogang. When he can't be distracted, give him a head, wouldn't everything be solved?
But I watched for a long time, the scene at this time is a bit too chaotic, our brothers are fighting with Xiao Gang's people, and none of them can beat Xiao Gang's people, it seems that this The people who were with Xiaogang are also good in skill. In addition, because Ding Shuang went to help me just now, the public face actually took the opportunity to run, but how could he run better than Ding Shuang who was the first in the race? Shuang, Ding Shuang has already captured him, Ding Shuang is beating him violently, watching this chaotic scene, but I can't find a weapon that can be used to attack Xiaogang.
However, when I looked farther away, my eyes suddenly lit up, because I saw the owner of the Xinjiang Big Skewer Barbecue at the entrance of the alley of the BBQ Street, and the Xinjiang uncle was holding a shovel in his hand at this time. The fire shovel used for charcoal looked at us, probably to watch the excitement. This small fire shovel is only more than one meter long, and it is absolutely convenient to hold in your hand.
That's it, I thought about it, and ran to the Xinjiang uncle. After I came to the Xinjiang uncle, I remembered that this Xinjiang uncle can't speak Chinese. When we go to eat, when we order It was a young girl from Xinjiang who was in charge of communicating with us in fluent Xinjiang Mandarin. It is said that this little girl is the daughter of the uncle in Xinjiang.
Thinking that the uncle in Xinjiang could not speak Mandarin, I pointed to him the small fire shovel in his hand, then pointed to myself, and said "ah wow... ah wow..." long time.
No, Uncle Xinjiang is not dumb, I don’t need to say "mute" to him, so I said to Uncle Xinjiang again: "You... er... shovel drop... Give me a drop... work!"
Uncle Xinjiang looked at me with a confused face, then smiled at me honestly, and then gave me a thumbs up.
I'm so depressed, is he praising me? What can I brag about?
Oh, by the way, the uncle in Xinjiang is also a compatriot of our motherland, isn’t it? The 56 ethnic groups are all one family. Why did I tell people the “nonsense” of Little Japan? Blame me!
But, how should I tell him, now I finally understand the importance of knowing a foreign language, but at this time, it is obvious that I am not in a hurry to learn now, I helplessly looked at Uncle Xinjiang, and then at Looking at the small fire shovel in his hand, suddenly, I snatched the small fire shovel from Uncle Xinjiang's hand, I don't have time to talk nonsense with him, it's important to beat Xiaogang.
As soon as I snatched the small fire shovel of the Xinjiang uncle, he was stunned for a moment, and then he opened his mouth to speak, but I was afraid that Xiaogang would hear him when he spoke, so I quickly put my finger in front of his mouth, yes Looking at the Xinjiang uncle, he gave a "hush", then pointed to the battlefield over there, and compared the small fire shovel in his hand.
The Xinjiang uncle understood now. I thought I would have to write with him for a while, and he would definitely not want to lend it to me, but I didn't expect that the Xinjiang uncle smiled at me naively, and raised his eyebrows at me again. Thumbs up, and he kept shaking his head in the direction of the battlefield, which meant that he was urging me to join the battle quickly.
I Cao!This Xinjiang uncle is really tough, but, I love you!
I looked at Uncle Xinjiang with firm eyes, nodded heavily to him, expressed that I would definitely use his little fire shovel to the extreme, and then ran towards Xiao Gang again.
I imitated how the ghosts entered the village in the movies, "close quietly, don't shoot" and came to Xiaogang's back. At this time, Chen Wei and Ai Hongwei were attacking him together in front of him, and he was on the sidelines. Blocking left and right, backing back and forth again and again, and I have already raised the small black fire shovel in my hand, which has long been colored by charcoal, and I am going to aim at Xiao Gang's head and hit him.
But it's a pity. At this time, Ai Hongwei didn't know if it was because of drinking too much, and his brain was missing a string. When he noticed that I raised the small fire shovel from the corner of his eye, he turned towards me I glanced here, but it was just this glance that reminded Xiao Gang all of a sudden, that Xiao Gang didn't even look back, and just stepped horizontally across his feet, avoiding the fatal blow.
This Ai Hongwei doesn't have a tacit understanding with me. Look at Chen Wei, he must have seen me raise the small fire shovel. He is good at acting, pretending to be ignorant, and continuing to treat Xiaogang poorly. After chasing and beating fiercely, he sent Xiao Gang to me step by step.
There is only one chance, if you can't catch it, then fly away. After that Xiaogang dodged my blow, because of too much force, I took a small fire shovel and slapped it hard on the ground. At the same time as there was a burst of numbness, after the small fire shovel fell to the ground, in addition to a few sparks of fire, a puff of black smoke also rose.
This is for sure, this little fire shovel fulfilled its duty dutifully, and drilled countless times in the dark charcoal pile every day, and then put those charcoal into the stove, its body It has already been covered with black shavings of charcoal, and it itself has also become dark as the sun and moon relentlessly pass away. To be honest, the hand I hold it now is also black.
However, what I didn't expect was that although I didn't hit Xiao Gang all at once, I frightened him a lot. When Xiao Gang avoided my shovel, he turned around and looked at me. After he saw the angry black smoke on the ground, he couldn't help showing a nervous look on his face. He didn't have this expression when he faced me, Chen Wei, and Ai Hongwei just now.
"What are you holding in your hand?" Xiaogang asked without blinking his eyes at the small fire shovel in my hand, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, obviously out of psychological fear expression.
Although I didn't understand what Xiaogang was afraid of, I still said to Xiaogang with a contemptuous expression: "Silly pen, I don't know this, this is a fire shovel!"
"I...I know, you...you threw this thing away, what are you doing with it, it's so fucking dirty!" Xiao Gang stuttered a bit.
"Dirty? Grass! An old man, I won't throw away chicken feathers if they are afraid of getting dirty!" I said to Xiao Gang with contempt.
"You... what kind of a hero are you to fight with a dick?" Xiao Gang said again.
When I heard it, I couldn't help scolding: "Cao Nima, it doesn't matter if you fight or not..."
"Husband, I understand. He has a cleanliness habit. He is afraid of getting dirty, so you hit him with a shovel. He must be afraid of getting his clothes dirty and dare not hit you!" Before I finished speaking, Ding Shuang sat down again. On the body of the public face, suddenly shouted to remind me.
"Haha, it turns out to be like this!" When I heard that, I couldn't help being overjoyed, looked at Xiao Gang with a smile and said, "You are an old man, you are really afraid of being buried, grass, isn't this the same as old women!"
"You... don't listen to her nonsense, I'm not afraid!" Although Xiao Gang said he was not afraid, his body was retreating bit by bit.
"Haha, okay, aren't you not afraid? Then come on, let you see the power of my torch shovel, come on!" I laughed and rushed towards the little torch shovel. Just.
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