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Everyone knows that if the beer is shaken, due to the pressure of the gas, once it is opened, it will be sprayed out like a fire hose. This is what I did at this time. When we were just three of us, taking advantage of the time when the three of them were wiping their faces, I picked up the beer crate and poured it on the bed behind me. It looked like it could hold four or five cans of beer. Wrap it in a sheet, and finally carry it in your hand. 【&】

This is the weapon I thought of temporarily, a simple meteor hammer. I believe that this thing should be unbearable when it hits people, so I am going to rush out with this thing.

Of course, after I made this "Beer Meteor Hammer", the three of Xiaogang could already open their eyes, but I didn't give them a chance to react, so I picked up another can of beer in my hand, And it shook violently again, and continued to spray towards Xiao Gang and the others.

"I'm Cao Nima! You're still here!" Xiaogang yelled, still hiding behind his two brothers. Thanks to his not very tall, the beer didn't spray on him much, but All three of them were prepared. As early as I was about to open the beer again, the three of them raised their arms together to protect their faces, and then rushed towards me with their heads down.

Well, this is enough, anyway, the three of them blocked their eyes at this time, I simply threw away the half can of beer in my hand, swung the "beer meteor hammer" and aimed at the person who ran in the front Hit on the head.

"Oops!" The man couldn't help but yelled after being hit by me. I definitely hit his head right now, and because of the softness of the bed sheet and the man protecting himself with his arms As soon as I hit him on the face, he naturally raised his arm up. As a result, my "Beer Meteor Hammer" turned around and hit him directly on the back of the head after his arm fought.

The back of the head is the key point of the human body, and it is a very fragile place. Otherwise, it is stipulated in boxing matches that the back of the head is a zone where blows are strictly prohibited. Fortunately, the boy's arm slowed down the strength of my meteor hammer. It wouldn't kill him all at once.

But even if he can't die, this blow is enough for him. After the boy yelled, his body began to shake, and his head kept stabbing the ground. He should have been stunned, but the boy When I was about to fall, fortunately I supported the bed, and then slowly piled down, unable to get up directly.

At this moment, I saw that with one blow, I became a person, and my confidence suddenly increased, and I swung the meteor hammer and once again turned to another person.

But after seeing his companion fell down, this man was already prepared. When he saw that I was hitting him again, he simply raised his arms at the same time, and was hit hard by me. His arms were red and swollen. But he just gritted his teeth and stood in front of me, preventing me from passing.

"Cao Nima, don't let me smash you to death!" I yelled at this man while swinging.

"Cao Nima, you're bragging, wait a while until the beer runs out, I'll see what you throw at it!" The man also yelled at me with both hands on his head.

That person is right, everyone knows that the beer can is not hard, in fact, my bed sheets are already wet under such a violent beating, and yellow liquid has begun to ooze , at this rate, the beer is empty, and I have nothing to rely on.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help changing my routine, stopped hitting the man's head, and shouted at the man, "I'm sorry!"

The man suddenly felt that I stopped beating, and then heard me yelling sorry to him, he couldn't help but pause, obviously a little dazed, and I took this opportunity to suddenly change my gesture, "Beer The "Meteor Hammer" changed its original orbit and was swung out in the opposite direction, that is, downward.

Why am I yelling sorry, because I'm running for this kid's crotch, which is the part of the penis that men love most. It will break this kid's desire to be a man, so of course I have to say sorry to him first.

"Ow~~~"

Oops, this scream, I can't bear to hear it, I feel goosebumps, thinking about the feeling of being kicked in the crotch by Gu Xin, how painful it was, I wanted to die at that time I have all my heart, but now I did it with a weapon. It is estimated that when this kid grows up, the only way out is to go abroad and go to Thailand.

But I don't have the time to "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade" to him. After the first blow, I took advantage of the boy's legs, clutching his crotch, and jumping high, and immediately moved to the next target, which is the biggest boss, Xiao Gang. up.

That Xiaogang didn't expect that I could solve his two big protectors so quickly. At this time, the expression on his face still had an aftertaste of shock. He probably believed that I was a nine-nine-maniac now.

However, as soon as I turned to him, Xiao Gang immediately became fully on guard again, and said to me coldly: "If you can fucking hit me, I'll take your surname!"

That's right, Xiao Gang is no better than those two trashes. His skills are excellent, and his reaction speed is extremely sensitive. I think it's really not easy to hit him.

But, don't forget, Xiaogang has a fatal weakness, that is, he is afraid of being buried, so I stopped swinging my meteor hammer at all, but just smiled at him and walked towards him as if nothing had happened past.

"You... what are you doing?" Xiao Gang couldn't help asking me in wonder, while backing away.

"I'm not doing anything, don't you want to hit me, okay, come on, just hit me, as long as you do it, I will jump on you," I said, and I touched my face with my fingers After a while, he said with a smile: "Oh, the oil hasn't dried yet, and it's still so oily. Although I like women, but it's now, I don't mind giving you a warm hug and face-to-face." The intimacy of the face!"

"You...you are so fucking shameless!" Xiao Gang seemed to have just remembered that he was a clean freak at this moment. Hearing what I said, his face changed drastically in fright, and he backed away again and again.

And I have already walked in front of Xiaogang, that Xiaogang had already raised his hand, but he raised his fist and gestured at me, looking at the oil stains all over my body, he didn't know where to start .

In fact, I was standing in front of Xiao Gang at that time, and I didn't move. I just bet that he didn't dare to attack me. Seeing that Xiao Gang really didn't attack me, I couldn't help but smiled and said to Xiao Gang: "Don't hit me!" , if you don’t fight, I’m going to say goodbye to you!”

After finishing speaking, Xiaogang wanted to talk at first, but I didn't give him a chance to react. Suddenly, he rushed to the door of the dormitory, and opened the door.

And that Xiao Gang immediately came back to his senses, and shouted outside the door: "Stop him!"

"I'm going to Nima!" The moment I opened the door, I didn't even look to see if there was anyone outside, and swung my "Beer Meteor Hammer" out.

Just at this time, a big stupid man was standing at the door. After hearing the commotion inside, he seemed to be about to open the door, with a cigarette in his mouth. As a result, he just stretched out his hand halfway, After being hit by me, he was stunned by the beer dripping, and the cigarette on his mouth was wet. After being beaten, this person didn't react immediately, and he stood there and sucked hard. Smoked, but nothing came out, so he fell to the ground with an "ah", rolling with his head in his arms.

"Cao Nima!" I immediately reminded the rest of the people outside, except that the public was blocking Liu Xiaoyu, and the remaining two rushed towards me yelling.

When Liu Xiaoyu saw that I walked out of the dormitory unharmed, a smile appeared on his face, and he shouted at me: "Wang Hui, be careful!"

However, how can I care about her Liu Xiaoyu at this moment? The "Beer Meteor Hammer" in my hand has no weight. Obviously, the wine in it is almost gone, so I simply pointed the Meteor Hammer at one person's face I threw it over, and as soon as I threw it, the sheet wrapped in beer fell apart, directly covering the man's head, and I kicked the man to the ground immediately after.

However, another person came over and gave me a kick. This kick hit my hip bone. Although it hurt, I didn't fall down, and I didn't look at the other person. He raised his arm and drew it backwards, hitting the opponent's neck just right.

As soon as the man covered his neck, I kicked him again, kicking that man to the ground, so that I ran towards the stairs of the dormitory.

However, at the stairs, the public face was with Liu Xiaoyu, and when the public face saw me running towards him, he ignored Liu Xiaoyu and stood directly in the middle of the corridor with his legs spread apart , spread his arms out and gave me a football goalkeeper pose.

I don't care about his public face at all, he has no ability to fight me, but at this time Xiao Gang and others behind him have started to chase, I can't help but stare at him and curse: "Hurry up, or you will die!" you!"

But the face of the crowd smiled, and said to me still maintaining the posture: "I know I can't beat you, but I can hug you, you can't run... Oops!"

Unexpectedly, before Dazhonglian finished speaking, Liu Xiaoyu behind him suddenly raised his foot and kicked Dazhonglian's buttocks. Dazhonglian didn't take precautions, and suddenly came a The dog gnawed shit and fell to the ground.

After Liu Xiaoyu kicked the public face down, she said to the public face: "Song Yin, you are such a bastard!" After she finished speaking, she shouted to me who was still a little dazed: "Run!"

"Oh!" I just came back to my senses, stepped on Dazhong's face, and ran over. When I passed by Liu Xiaoyu, Liu Xiaoyu didn't care about the oil and dirt on my body, and grabbed me. My hand, and ran downstairs with me.

"Crazy Nine, I'm Cao Nima! Chase me!" Behind me, I can still hear Xiao Gang's yelling and chasing. I hope I can escape their pursuit safely.