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"Idiot, didn't I eat donkey meat in your dormitory?" Liu Xiaoyu poked my forehead with her finger and said with a smile. 【 】

"I'm Cao! No way, you eat just two bites, it's called eating, you eat less than a cat!" I said in surprise.

"Girl, I didn't eat much. Besides, I ate donkey meat and drank beer. These are easy to gain weight. I dare not eat more." Liu Xiaoyu said.

"Where can such a little thing make you fat? Besides, if you are fatter, you will be fatter, what's the matter!" I said after taking a sip of Moutai and quickly eating an egg.

"What's the matter, of course it won't work, don't you know that the figure of our girls is very important, a good girl is only a hundred, do you understand!" Liu Xiaoyu glanced at me and said.

"How old are you, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful!" Now that I have put on new clothes and drank Moutai, I can't help but feel more cheerful. Seeing that Liu Xiaoyu is not so annoying anymore, I can't help teasing him up.

"What kind of stinky beauty? It's a girl's nature to be so beautiful. Besides, since I was a child, I hope that when I grow up, I can be a fashion designer and design a lot of beautiful clothes. And the clothes I design, I love them." If you want to be the first to put it on, how can you not maintain a good figure!" Liu Xiaoyu said with a look of longing.

"Fashion designer? Grass! You really have ideas, the key is what you will do, a rich lady, I think you can't even recognize a needle, haha!"

"Who said that, let me tell you that when I was very young, I could make dolls out of useless cloth. If you don't believe me, I'll show you!" Liu Xiaoyu stood up and walked into the bedroom. After a while, she came out with several dolls in her arms.

"Come and see," Liu Xiaoyu put all the dolls on the sofa, and said to me, "I made these, do they look good?"

I dismissed the dolls on the sofa, although as a boy, I don't like these girls' things, but to be honest, these dolls made by Liu Xiaoyu really look like that. Cute, naive, mischievous, funny, with different expressions, vivid.

Seeing these dolls, I couldn't help but respect Liu Xiaoyu more. Although her family is rich, she seems to be more self-reliant than Shen Yue and Ding Shuang, so I smiled and said to Liu Xiaoyu sincerely: " Well, you did really well, I didn't expect you to be quite talented!"

It was rare to hear my praise, Liu Xiaoyu seemed very happy, she smiled and said to me: "That is, who am I, let me tell you, I have started designing clothes now, and I have drawn a lot of pictures Well, do you want to see it?"

As soon as I heard that Liu Xiaoyu was going to show me some design drawings, I got a headache. To be honest, I really have no interest in these things, so I hurriedly said to Liu Xiaoyu: "Farewell, if you have that skill, you might as well accompany me." Let me drink some wine and chat!"

"What, drinking, I don't drink, I've actually drank baijiu, but it's too spicy, it's not good!" Liu Xiaoyu pouted and shook his head.

"It's okay. After drinking this stuff, you won't be able to taste the spicy taste, but you can still drink it. Really, you can drink some with me, otherwise it's boring for me to drink it alone. I drink it all." There is no atmosphere, you know, if we drink, there are many people drinking together, that is called lively, and no matter how much we drink, we will not get drunk!" I tempted Liu Xiaoyu to drink with me, drinking alone boring.

"Drink together? Then will your Ding Shuang also drink with you?" Liu Xiaoyu thought about it and asked me.

"She, drink, why don't you drink? She is happy when there are many people, and she also drinks!" I'm not lying, Ding Shuang is drinking now.

"Okay, since that's the case, then I'll have a drink too!" Unexpectedly, as soon as I finished speaking, Liu Xiaoyu readily agreed. In fact, I just had nothing to say and was just teasing her. She would really drink, but Liu Xiaoyu immediately stood up again, smiled and said to me: "I'll drink some wine with you, but I don't eat vegetables. I'll make a fruit and vegetable salad and drink with you." Come on, I'm happy today!"

After Liu Xiaoyu finished speaking, he went into the kitchen, and I was thinking about what is a fruit and vegetable salad. At that time, it was the first time I heard this word. Also, what is Liu Xiaoyu happy about today? , Is it because I was chased and beaten today, and she felt angry, so she is happy, this woman is really small-minded, I don't think I will feed you too much.

When Liu Xiaoyu came out again and brought another plate of dishes, I quickly looked inside and saw some green vegetables inside, as well as sliced ​​apples, sliced ​​pears, banana segments, etc., and some Something like cream, I couldn't help looking at Liu Xiaoyu and asked: "This is the fruit and vegetable salad you mentioned, isn't this just chopping vegetables and fruits, and putting some cream on it? It’s sweet enough, and with butter, it’s not too bad!”

Hearing what I said, Liu Xiaoyu gave me a hard look and said, "What do you know, people eat this way abroad, it's very nutritious, and also, isn't that butter, okay? It's salad dressing. , old hat!"

"Salad dressing? I haven't heard of it, let's try it first!" I said, and I took a slice of banana with my chopsticks and ate it.

"How is it, is it delicious?" Liu Xiaoyu asked me.

"What's delicious? It's not that delicious!" I really didn't find anything delicious, but I didn't feel disgusted by the taste, so after I finished speaking, I picked up another chopstick.

"Tch, it's not delicious, you still eat it!" Liu Xiaoyu sat down again and picked up a chopstick.

"Stop talking nonsense, pour wine, let's get drunk, haha!" I picked up the Moutai bottle and poured half a glass for Liu Xiaoyu. If she didn't keep yelling, I wouldn't be allowed to pour any more Yes, I must fill her up.

Liu Xiaoyu took a sip of the white wine, then she winked her eyes and frowned, and said it was too spicy, so I quickly let her eat the vegetables, and she would feel better after eating that salad , I said to her: "It's okay, just take a few sips, don't you feel it, after you take a sip of wine, then eat vegetables, will it taste better?"

"I don't feel it!" Liu Xiaoyu shook his head and said.

"Well, that's because the sip you just drank was too small. If you take another big sip and then go to eat vegetables, you will feel it!" I just wanted to trick Liu Xiaoyu to drink more, who made her think Small yet.

"Really, then I'll try again!" Liu Xiaoyu really believed it, and she took a big gulp, then closed her eyes and swallowed hard. I hurriedly said: "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables!"

Liu Xiaoyu hurriedly picked up her chopsticks again and started chewing. When she finished chewing, she looked at me wonderingly and said, "It's still not there, but I think this salad is not delicious!"

"Hahaha..." I fell on the sofa and laughed, and said while laughing: "You are such a big fool, your father doesn't drink, he can drink the food differently Come on, you can believe it, hahaha!"

"Okay, I worked so hard to cook for you and buy clothes for you, but you dare to play me, see how I deal with you!" Seeing the way I smiled, Liu Xiaoyu naturally knew me She was playing tricks on her, but she also knew I was joking, so she yelled, jumped at me, and then started attacking my creaking hole and tickling me.

You know, thin people are very ticklish, especially me. I have itchy flesh all over my body. Usually, if anyone touches me casually, I will be shocked. I am afraid that someone will touch the itchy flesh. But at this time, Liu Xiaoyu suddenly pounced on me, and still scratched my creaky nest, I was frightened and shouted: "No, I'm the most ticklish, don't come here!"

"Haha, it turns out that you are ticklish. Now let's see how I can cure you!" When Liu Xiaoyu heard that I said ticklish, she became even more excited. She stretched out both hands, attacking my creaking nest from left to right, In the end, when I saw that I was clamping hard, I just stretched out my fingers and poked all over my body, which made me laugh so hard that tears came out.

"Grandma, you are my own grandma, I was wrong, please forgive me!" I twisted my whole body to avoid Liu Xiaoyu's fingers, and begged for mercy repeatedly.

"No way, even begging for mercy, I'm going to take revenge now, who told you to always bully me!" Liu Xiaoyu still didn't let me go, and continued to poke me.

"Okay, don't you stop, don't you? Then don't blame me for being rude, I'm going to counterattack!" I continued to writhe and said to Liu Xiaoyu.

"Hmph, what do you want to do?" Liu Xiaoyu didn't take my words seriously at all, and continued to attack with a smile.

"I don't believe you don't have itchy flesh, here I come!" I yelled, ignoring Liu Xiaoyu's attack, and rushed towards Liu Xiaoyu again, and also started to attack her creaking nest.

"Hahaha..." Sure enough, Liu Xiaoyu was also ticklish, this time it was her body twisting all over to avoid me, shouting while twisting: "Oh, you hate me, don't squeak me, hahaha ..."

Liu Xiaoyu twisted and moved back, and I pressed on and rubbed against her. Finally, Liu Xiaoyu tried to get up and run away. When I saw her, I couldn't let her go and grabbed her by the arm. , and then slammed into my arms, Liu Xiaoyu fell into my arms, and I couldn't sit still because of too much force, so I pressed Liu Xiaoyu on the sofa all at once.

Liu Xiaoyu and I suddenly stopped moving and stopped talking. Our posture at this time is really too ambiguous. Liu Xiaoyu is lying on the sofa on his back, while I am pressing on her. Our two faces are facing each other. , the distance between them was no more than three centimeters, and we looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

One is an upright and youthful young girl, and the other is a hot-blooded guy who has just become a man and tasted the love between a man and a woman for the first time. Suddenly, the two are so intimately attached to each other, something may happen... ···