Shop of All Worlds: The First Customer Princess Jinyang

Chapter 22: Scary Uncle Cheng
When Cheng Yaojin came, little Sizi stopped crying.

Why don't you cry?
Because little Sizi was afraid of this big and dark uncle.

The reason why Xiao Sizi was afraid of Cheng Yaojin was not just because Cheng Yaojin looked scary.

Or maybe it was because Cheng Yaojin spoke in a very loud voice, which scared Xiao Sizi.

It was as if Cheng Yaojin was going to eat this poor little baby as soon as he opened his mouth.

Little Sizi used to cry a lot, and when his crying was annoying, Li Shimin would often use Cheng Yaojin to scare him.

"Sizi, if you cry again, I will send you to your uncle Cheng."

Over time, Xiao Sizi began to fear Cheng Yaojin.

So, when he saw Cheng Yaojin, little Sizi stopped crying immediately.

Li Shimin looked at Cheng Yaojin with a dark face and speechless.

Performing rituals for cows?
We are brothers who have been through thick and thin together. How could I not know what abilities you have?

If you, Cheng Laohei, could perform rituals, Li Shimin would be able to poop upside down!

"Cheng Laohei, don't think I don't know, you are just craving for beef!"

Li Shimin said unhappily.

"Even if you want to eat it, you can't eat it several times a month, right?"

"If you pile up all the memorials Wei Zheng has written against you for eating beef, they would be half my height!"

Li Shimin knew that Cheng Yaojin loved eating beef.

Normally, this guy would turn a blind eye when eating beef.

Although the Tang Dynasty law stipulates that eating beef is not allowed.

But Cheng Yaojin has been fighting with me all his life, so can't I let him enjoy himself?
Besides, it did not violate the laws of the Tang Dynasty.

The laws of the Tang Dynasty stipulated that beef could not be killed or eaten indiscriminately, even large animals were not allowed.

Cheng Yaojin did not kill indiscriminately.

The cows in his family either died of illness or died of loneliness.

Therefore, every time Wei Zheng impeached Cheng Yaojin, saying that Cheng Yaojin always ate beef, Li Shimin suppressed it.

"Hey, Your Majesty, why do you care about Wei Zheng?"

"That old bastard is always staring at me, as if he has a grudge against me!"

"Why doesn't he keep an eye on Yuchi?"

Cheng Yaojin waved his strong hands in the air, not caring at all whether Wei Zheng impeached him or not.

Li Shimin rolled his eyes at Cheng Yaojin.

Why is Wei Zheng staring at you? Don’t you have any idea?
Li Shimin was too lazy to dwell on this issue and said:
"Okay, I won't talk to you about this."

"Let's go into Sizi's room first."

When Cheng Yaojin heard Li Shimin mention Sizi, he finally reacted.

I have things to talk about on weekdays, and most of the time I am at Ganlu Store.

Why did I end up in Princess Jinyang’s room this time?

Cheng Yaojin looked at the little Sizi who was held in Empress Changsun's arms with a puzzled look.

Little Sizi just happened to look over and made eye contact with Cheng Yaojin.

"!!!"

Little Sizi was startled and quickly turned around and lay in Empress Changsun's arms.

……

Store of All Worlds.

Ye Jiangnan ate half of the watermelon cleanly.

"Hiccup~"

After Ye Jiangnan let out a long burp, he stretched comfortably.

"sleep."

Lying comfortably on the bed, Ye Jiangnan slowly closed his eyes.

His life is so boring.

Eat and sleep, sleep and eat.

There was nothing else to do anyway, and no customers came.

Gradually, Ye Jiangnan fell asleep.

……

Datang.

Inside Fengyang Pavilion.

Li Shimin told Cheng Yaojin about Xiao Sizi's experience.

"What!?" After hearing this, Cheng Yaojin stood up suddenly.

Li Shimin and his companions were used to this loud voice.

Little Sizi was not used to it, and was so scared that he almost fell out of Empress Changsun's arms.

Li Shimin felt sorry for his daughter and said to Cheng Yaojin unhappily:
"Keep your voice down, don't scare Sizi."

Cheng Yaojin glanced at the "horrified" little Sizi, sneered, and sat back in his chair.

"Your Majesty, do you really have wine given to you by the gods?"

Cheng Yaojin asked Li Shimin with shining eyes.

"He may not be a god!"

Li Shimin said speechlessly.

"That's not important. What's important is that your wine..."

Cheng Yaojin rubbed his hands, not disguising the greed on his face at all.

He, Cheng Yaojin, has no other hobbies.

Drinking, drinking good wine, drinking delicious wine, is one of Cheng Yaojin's hobbies.

Changsun Wuji and the other two looked at this guy speechlessly.

It's really embarrassing to serve as an official with this guy.

After all, you, Cheng Yaojin, are a duke. Can't you act a little like a duke?
Li Shimin saw Cheng Yaojin's thoughts and said leisurely:

“This wine…”

Halfway through the conversation, the eunuch brought over the tray.

Li Shimin took down the "Red Star Erguotou" and shook it in front of Cheng Yaojin.

He moved to the left, and Cheng Yaojin's eyes followed him to the left.

He moved to the right, and Cheng Yaojin's eyes moved to the right.

Cheng Yaojin swallowed his saliva and said:

"Your Majesty, these bottles are made of such crystal clear glass, the wine inside must be very delicious!"

"If you're afraid the wine might be poisonous, you can let me, Old Cheng, taste it first."

"I, Old Cheng, am willing to test the poison for you first!"

Li Shimin: "..."

Zhang Sun Wuji and the other two: "..."

Several people looked at this idiot in silence.

How could they not know what this guy was thinking?

Do you really think we are all fools?
"Okay, okay, if you want to drink, come with me later."

"I'll give you some when I get back!"

Li Shimin said.

"Your Majesty, wherever you say to go, I, Old Cheng, will go there!"

Upon hearing this, Cheng Yaojin hurriedly spoke.

Li Shimin did not respond to Cheng Yaojin's words, but looked at the little Sizi in Empress Changsun's arms.

"Sizi, come here."

Li Shimin waved his hand.

Little Sizi shook his head, indicating that he would not go.

Li Shimin: "???"

"Sizi, come here, Grandpa has something to tell you."

"No! Sizi won't go over, Grandpa, come over by yourself!"

Little Sizi was unwilling to go to Li Shimin.

Uncle Cheng with a big black face was right there, and she, such a cute child, didn't dare to go over to him.

Li Shimin had no choice but to walk over by himself.

After taking Little Sizi from Empress Changsun's arms, Li Shimin said:
"Sizi, can you take Grandpa and the uncles to look for the young master?"

Xiao Sizi did not agree immediately after hearing this.

She put her little finger in her mouth, pursed her lips around it, and was thinking with her little head.

Li Shimin did not urge Xiao Sizi, but watched the little guy think quietly.

"not good!"

Little Sizi shook his head.

Hearing this answer, Li Shimin was a little puzzled.

The little guy agreed before, why doesn’t he agree now?
(End of this chapter)