Cohabitation with the police flower: the student against the sky

Mi Xiaobai secretly asked himself.

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After driving around the city for a couple of times, Ling Jie invited her to dinner and sent her back.Mi Xiaobai originally thought that Ling Jie would do something to her.

Unexpectedly, it ended like this.

Such a classic girl, just let it go, hey!

Seeing the girl walk into the community, Ling Jie got into the car and said, "How about it, you lost! Let me just say, how can this Ferrari not have a face! It turns out that it's your appearance. Hey, huh I can't stop shouting!"

Ling Jie looked like he was sighing.

Picking up girls, this method can't be too rigid, don't let people see it at a glance, this is to get her hooked.After all, not everyone has a low IQ.Some people are very vigilant in dealing with things.Just like Ling Jie, he will do it with a plan!Try not to do things that you are not sure of, of course, this is just trying to do it!It's not that I don't want to do it, but I have to take a slant when necessary!

It is estimated that Mi Xiaobai just deliberately played with his figure and luxury car, which is why he failed.

This is only done by local turtles, masters don't need this move.The master's moves are all very strange, unexpected and bizarre.

For example, Ling Jie's move just now was melancholy!The advantage of using this method is that it can arouse people who are more depressed in their hearts, and they will resonate in their hearts, and they can't help but want to approach you tentatively, wondering why you are like this.

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Mi Xiaobai started the car, and said: "Brother Jie, after you taught me two tricks, what method did you use! Unexpectedly, you can meet such a beautiful woman!"

Mi Xiaobai said excitedly.

He could tell that the girl just now probably didn't have a boyfriend yet.You know, in business schools, girls like her are almost out of print!

This time, Ling Jie must have some secret trick to meet such a person.

Ling Jie laughed, and said: "This is actually not a secret! It's just an expression I used, melancholy! Now I'm telling you, you won't understand either. Go check it yourself, this melancholy expression What do you mean, you just need to learn a little bit. It will definitely be beneficial. By the way, you can’t learn from the fact that I was sitting on the roof of the car with her just now, I am a professional, otherwise you will bear the consequences.” Ling Jie reminded .

Then, he looked sideways at the night scene outside the window!

Some things, it is better to remind Mi Xiaobai.In case of time, Mi Xiaobai also went to imitate Ling Jie and sit on the roof of the car!If he fell down, he would be crippled if he didn't die, Ling Jie didn't want to see Mi Xiaobai's corpse because of this.

"Melancholy? What is melancholy?" Mi Xiaobai frowned while driving.

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Twenty minutes later, Ling Jie and Mi Xiaobai returned to the dormitory.

The school gate was closed, Ling Jie and Mi Xiaobai climbed over the wall and entered, fortunately no one saw it.Otherwise, the training place will definitely be indispensable.

After returning to the dormitory, Mi Xiaobai turned on the computer and looked up expressions about melancholy on the Internet.Regarding this, Ling Jie laughed secretly, went to the bathroom to take a shower, and Ling Jie lay down on the bed to rest.

"I'm paralyzed, I've learned to be depressed too! Brother Jie, wake up, I'll show you a show...!" In Ling Jie's mind, he vaguely heard Mi Xiaobai's call.

However, Ling Jie ignored it and continued to sleep.

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The next day, Ling Jie was woken up by Mi Xiaobai and the others.

Mi Xiaobai was in the dormitory, playing with his newly learned melancholy all day long.Hua Nan and La Ke also booed.After all, last night Ling Jie used this so-called melancholy to attract people!

"Hey!" Ling Jie shook his head, then went to wash up.

After washing up, just as he arrived at the door of the dormitory, Ling Jie's cell phone rang in his trouser pocket.