Love on campus: the protector of beauties
49. Selling Cucumbers 2
"Tsk tsk~"
Hearing Tianyi's words, that wretched boy immediately smacked his lips and looked at Tianyi as if he were looking at a Martian.Finally, with a sudden shot, he shouted softly, "Konoha Profound Yoshitaka, Ninjutsu secret transmission, kill thousands of people!"
After finishing speaking, this guy directly grabbed the bulging lump between Tianyi's legs.
"Snapped!"
This guy's movements are fast, but how can he be faster than the hands of Xiaozi Tian.With a handful, he was pinched by the wrist. The strength of that fellow could deform the steel pipe, and the wretched boy grinned in pain for a moment.
"Why are you sneaking up on me? Also, this trick is obviously our ancestor's "monkey stealing peaches". When did it become an island skill?" Tian Xiaozi looked at the "egg hurts and the chrysanthemum tightens", The wretched boy with his face covered in cold sweat and blue veins exposed, was still preaching.
The wretched boy gritted his teeth, pretended not to care, and hummed a ditty, "I'm not Huang Rong, oh~, I don't know martial arts, oh~, I only want brother Jing! That lump below!"
As soon as the words fell, the bastard's other hand suddenly attacked again, and grabbed Tianyi's legs again. "Crack!" The ending was still the same, his hand was grabbed by Tianyi's other hand again.
Inexplicably being attacked twice, Tianyi was a little upset.With a strong force, the guy cried out in pain, but he was afraid that the teacher would find out, so he didn't scream very loudly, let alone it hurts.
"It hurts, it hurts, my brother's hand is about to break. Boy, my hand needs to be trained in the "breast grabbing dragon claw hand". If you pinch it, can you afford it?" the fellow yelled shamelessly.
"You sneak up on me first. If you don't say that 28 is equal to [-], I will cripple your hand today." Tian Xiaozi became tough, and that was quite scary.But... the math teacher must have died a long time ago.
"Okay, you let go first, you let go first." The guy begged for forgiveness repeatedly, and Tian Xiaozi let go of his hand.I saw the wretched guy, coughed twice, and then introduced himself: "I am tall and strong, as a new generation of aspiring young people with philosophy, ideals and ambitions, I have always had a great dream, which is to become a sexology expert. Committed to let all women get the best sex..."
With cold sweat all over his head, Tian Xiaozi waved his fist, and said dissatisfiedly: "But, what does this have to do with your sneak attack on me?"
"You're wrong! You're very wrong. Just now you asked me first, why did you use Junliang Pills for yourself, and I did an experiment to prove it for you. And the result of the experiment is...you are still a virgin! "After saying this tall and strong sentence, Tian Xiaozi was shocked on the spot.
Call him stupid, this kid knows what a virgin means.You say he is not stupid, this guy doesn't know much about men and women.Whether he is stupid or not, he probably knows it himself!
Gao Dazhuang looked at Tian Xiaozi's surprised appearance, and he sneered coldly: "How is it? I'm right! Hehe, I'm so fucking smart, I'm just a talent. No, I'm really What a genius. Whoa, what am I so smart for? Why? Why?"
Seeing that fellow was proud first and then in pain, he almost used the "wave punch" and knocked down the plane in the sky.
Hearing Tianyi's words, that wretched boy immediately smacked his lips and looked at Tianyi as if he were looking at a Martian.Finally, with a sudden shot, he shouted softly, "Konoha Profound Yoshitaka, Ninjutsu secret transmission, kill thousands of people!"
After finishing speaking, this guy directly grabbed the bulging lump between Tianyi's legs.
"Snapped!"
This guy's movements are fast, but how can he be faster than the hands of Xiaozi Tian.With a handful, he was pinched by the wrist. The strength of that fellow could deform the steel pipe, and the wretched boy grinned in pain for a moment.
"Why are you sneaking up on me? Also, this trick is obviously our ancestor's "monkey stealing peaches". When did it become an island skill?" Tian Xiaozi looked at the "egg hurts and the chrysanthemum tightens", The wretched boy with his face covered in cold sweat and blue veins exposed, was still preaching.
The wretched boy gritted his teeth, pretended not to care, and hummed a ditty, "I'm not Huang Rong, oh~, I don't know martial arts, oh~, I only want brother Jing! That lump below!"
As soon as the words fell, the bastard's other hand suddenly attacked again, and grabbed Tianyi's legs again. "Crack!" The ending was still the same, his hand was grabbed by Tianyi's other hand again.
Inexplicably being attacked twice, Tianyi was a little upset.With a strong force, the guy cried out in pain, but he was afraid that the teacher would find out, so he didn't scream very loudly, let alone it hurts.
"It hurts, it hurts, my brother's hand is about to break. Boy, my hand needs to be trained in the "breast grabbing dragon claw hand". If you pinch it, can you afford it?" the fellow yelled shamelessly.
"You sneak up on me first. If you don't say that 28 is equal to [-], I will cripple your hand today." Tian Xiaozi became tough, and that was quite scary.But... the math teacher must have died a long time ago.
"Okay, you let go first, you let go first." The guy begged for forgiveness repeatedly, and Tian Xiaozi let go of his hand.I saw the wretched guy, coughed twice, and then introduced himself: "I am tall and strong, as a new generation of aspiring young people with philosophy, ideals and ambitions, I have always had a great dream, which is to become a sexology expert. Committed to let all women get the best sex..."
With cold sweat all over his head, Tian Xiaozi waved his fist, and said dissatisfiedly: "But, what does this have to do with your sneak attack on me?"
"You're wrong! You're very wrong. Just now you asked me first, why did you use Junliang Pills for yourself, and I did an experiment to prove it for you. And the result of the experiment is...you are still a virgin! "After saying this tall and strong sentence, Tian Xiaozi was shocked on the spot.
Call him stupid, this kid knows what a virgin means.You say he is not stupid, this guy doesn't know much about men and women.Whether he is stupid or not, he probably knows it himself!
Gao Dazhuang looked at Tian Xiaozi's surprised appearance, and he sneered coldly: "How is it? I'm right! Hehe, I'm so fucking smart, I'm just a talent. No, I'm really What a genius. Whoa, what am I so smart for? Why? Why?"
Seeing that fellow was proud first and then in pain, he almost used the "wave punch" and knocked down the plane in the sky.
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