Ghost grandmother's village has ghosts

"Hey! Why can't it be me~" I saw the master shaking his head, took out the wine gourd on his waist, drank a big mouthful of wine, "呲", walked slowly in front of me, looked at me, and He looked at Mengmeng and said, "Haha! My good disciples, how are you doing lately!"

I took a closer look at the master. The master was still the same as the first time I saw him. He was still about forty years old. He took a sip of wine, moistened his mouth, and had a smile He shook his head and said, "Long time no see, your boy has grown strong again!"

After speaking, he patted my chest heavily.

"Ouch~ Master, please lighten up!"

"Hmph!" This time Mengmeng turned her face away, raised her mouth, and stopped looking at the master.

"What's the matter, my good apprentice, why are you ignoring the master! You said that the master is old-fashioned, so I'll make it easy for me to run all the way!"

The master said with a wink on purpose.

"Master, when did you accept this guy as an apprentice!" Mengmeng put her hips on her hips, with a dissatisfied expression on her face.

"Oh, it's a long story. In short, Xiaozhi is your junior brother now, and you should get along well in the future!" The master pursed his lips and smiled, and took out a small green bottle from his arms. The object was in the shape of a disgusting paste, and she yelled at Mengmeng: "Come on! Girl! My face is poisoned with corpse poison, promise! Take this and wipe it, and I promise not to leave any scars!"

"Thank you master!" Mengmeng gave me a blank look, pushed me away, walked to the master, took the vial from the master, rubbed the medicine, and said strangely: "Master, you are really clever! You know we are dealing with Hanba, you are always here!"

At this time, the master didn't speak, and took a quick glance at the four baboons, and then focused his eyes on the baboons in the middle, then walked forward slowly, looked at the baboons inside, and put away his face With a smile on his face, he said seriously: "The world is not benevolent and treats everything as a straw dog, and the sage is not benevolent and treats the people as a straw dog. We are not benevolent, what should we use as a straw dog?"

Speaking of this, the master sneered, looked at the violent bald three in the crystal coffin, thought for a while and said: "Things in the world are easy to pass in a thousand years, but people's hearts are hard to change."

After speaking, the master shook his head helplessly.

"Hey! Cui Guicai! We meet again!" The master turned his head, his eyes were shining, he stroked his thick eyebrows, and said to Cui Xiaosheng.

The master called Cui Xiaosheng Cui Guicai. It seems that the master and Cui Xiaosheng have known each other for a long time, and he also called him Cui Guicai. It seems that the master should be familiar with Cui Xiaosheng.

"Yes! Two hundred and five old ghosts! We meet again!" Cui Xiaosheng was also polite, and also fought back.

The master hated others to say that he was two hundred and five, pointed at Cui Xiaosheng's nose and cursed: "Mother Cui, when I came out to mess around, you were still in diapers, be more polite to your grandpa!"

Cui Xiaosheng frowned, looked up and down at his master, smiled sinisterly, showing his white teeth, and said triumphantly: "I'm an old ghost, I'm the deputy judge in the underworld. If my father is not here, I will take care of the book of life and death. You I still don't know about all the bad deeds!"

When the master heard this, the old man blushed, and cursed: "Good job, you bastard tortoise!"

At this time, I saw Cui Xiaosheng chuckled, and then said: "It's fine if others don't know, I don't know you yet. When I was three years old, I stole people's grains, when I was five years old, I robbed people of sweets, and when I was seven years old, I peeked at you." Women in the village take a bath, and when they are ten years old, they are still sucking your mother's milk..." Cui Xiaosheng happily flipped through the old accounts of his master.

"I said you are fucking enough, right? Just because you have a record of life and death, you think you really know the heavens and the earth!" The master stroked the mustache and said.

"Ha! At the age of two hundred and five, you often change your human skin, disguise yourself as a young man, and go to deceive the girl, are you ashamed!"

"You..." The master was so angry that he couldn't speak. We couldn't help covering our mouths and laughing when we heard all kinds of evil deeds of the master.

"Hmph! Cui Xiaosheng, I didn't come here today to discuss with you. I want to tell you that I want this haze!" The master pointed to the bald three.