Black Myth: Journey to the West: Simulate becoming an immortal!
Chapter 55 I’m married
Chapter 55 I’m married
[My name is Chen Xi. When you see this sentence, I will be dead...]
[He died on his wedding night, on his bride’s bed.]
[Yes, I am married]
[But the bride is not a human, but a disgusting pig! ]
"Hahaha"
“I didn’t expect that a Buddhist would have such a hobby?”
The Dragon King and the Buddha who broke his precepts seemed to be able to see the human skin.
They laughed loudly, mocking Chen Xi.
"Shut up!"
Chen Xi's face looked grim, and he growled while grabbing the human skin paper.
The sight of him mumbling to himself frightened General Yin so much that his legs went weak and he almost threw Chen Xi out.
Fortunately, at the critical moment, General Yin managed to keep his balance.
When the toad spirit on the side saw this scene, he immediately showed a look of gloating.
"Oh my goodness, what's wrong with you, brother?"
"You can even quarrel with yourself?"
General Yin muttered to himself that he always felt that his new elder brother seemed a little unreliable.
The eldest brother is very strong, but his brain doesn’t seem to be working very well.
"Dead again"
Chen Xi steadied himself, his face gloomy.
If it weren't for the human skin paper that saved his life several times, he would have doubted whether there was something wrong with this thing.
It would be fine if you don’t simulate, but if you simulate you will definitely die!
Even the ways of death are bizarre, and this time it was even more outrageous, as he actually died in bed!
Chen Xi never thought that he, who had planned to try his luck at Gao Laozhuang and join in the fun, could get married and become a groom.
If that were all, that would be fine.
After all, Chen Xi is not a real monk, but the key point is that the bride is a monster, and a pig monster at that!
The same pig married and died in the bridal chamber
When Chen Xi thought of this, his expression became quite interesting, and his mind was full of strange images.
He suppressed his thoughts, suppressed his nausea and continued reading.
He wanted to see why the self in the human skin paper was so depressed.
[After leaving Guanyin Temple, I continued on the road to Lingshan Mountain in the West.]
[On the way, I got the forbidden hoop from the black bear demon and got to know General Yin.]
【We walked together and arrived at Gao Laozhuang. 】
[The whole Gao Village was decorated with red silk and colorful lights, and it was quite lively.]
[However, no matter how magnificent the decoration is, it cannot cover up the foul smell here. ]
[The air is always filled with a disgusting rotten smell. ]
[The ground was covered with rotten leaves and filth, and it looked like it had never been cleaned up. ]
[The people in Gao Laozhuang are all fat pigs with big ears, bloated and dirty. ]
[They are like mountains of flesh, lying in filth, looking quite lazy.]
[However, even so, it did not discourage the demons from wanting to marry into the family. ]
[After receiving the invitation, all kinds of demons came here to admire the name of the banquet, which was even inferior to the Dragon Gate Banquet! ]
[The demons gathered in Gao's mansion and boasted to each other. ]
[Each demon was confident that Miss Gao would definitely choose him as the groom.]
【At this moment, Master Gao appeared. 】
[Compared to the fat pigs in Gao Laozhuang, Mr. Gao looks skinny. ]
[Mr. Gao wore a black silk scarf, a Shu brocade robe, brown rice calf boots, and a black and green ribbon.]
[He looks like a decent person and is quite kind.]
[Master Gao greeted all kinds of demons with a smile, regardless of whether they were ugly or noble.]
[The demons were quite pleased with the result, and even I couldn't help but look at Master Gao in a different light.]
[At this moment, a demon exclaimed: Look, it's Miss Gao! ]
[All of a sudden, all the demons looked up. ]
[On the upper floor of Gao's house, a woman opened the window and looked at them. ] [All of a sudden, the demons who saw the woman's face clearly took a deep breath! ]
[I also looked over at this moment and was also stunned for a few breaths. ]
【But I saw that girl, with a charming smile and beautiful eyes. 】
[There is no beauty that can surpass the beauty of the ages, a beauty that pleases the eyes, a beauty that overwhelms the whole country, a beauty that is astonishing to the world! ]
[It looks good, but it still has some demonic characteristics. ]
[Two white ears, a small pig nose, she is actually a beautiful white pig girl! ]
[The demons were fascinated by what they saw.]
[Maybe it's because my appearance stands out among the demons. 】
[Miss Gao's beautiful eyes turned and she actually looked towards me.]
[The surrounding demons mistakenly thought that Miss Gao was in love with them, and they were all very excited, crying and howling. ]
[Miss Gao and I looked at each other, and she smiled at me and nodded.]
[When I saw him, I became very lustful and developed a slight liking for him.]
Chen Xi looked at the contents on the human skin paper with a strange expression on his face.
How beautiful is this Miss Gao? Even with a pair of pig ears and a pig nose, she can still charm him and make him feel attracted to her?
Are you having lustful thoughts?
No, no.
Chen Xi shook his head. He prided himself on being a clean person, and it was impossible for him to develop such lustful intentions based on just one glance!
In this situation, it seems like I'm affected.
Is it because there is something strange about Miss Gao, or is it because the Buddha who broke his precepts is causing trouble?
Chen Xi frowned. The Buddha who broke his precepts loved eating and killing, and was also lustful!
All the Buddhist precepts were broken.
If it was because of breaking the Buddhist precepts, it would make sense.
"Could it be that she is my bride?"
He muttered to himself and continued to look down.
[“Cui Lan, why are you so anxious? You haven’t chosen your husband yet!”]
[When Master Gao saw the demons like this, he shouted immediately.]
[Miss Gao was obedient and drew up the curtains with a shy face.]
[The demons did not enjoy the show to their heart's content and were all greatly disappointed.]
【It was at this time that Mr. Gao talked about recruiting a son-in-law. 】
[“If you want to be the son-in-law of the Gao family, you must be good at eating and capable.”]
[“I have prepared a banquet for you all. Only those who can eat can participate in the marriage proposal.”]
[All the demons were overjoyed when they heard this. ]
[Even if I didn't get Miss Gao this time, I was able to get some food, so it was worth the trip.]
[After Master Gao finished speaking, he brought all the demons to the banquet at the mansion.]
[The courtyard is full of red tables, white flour buns are piled up like a mountain, and cabbage leaves are built into a wall. ]
[Although there is no meat or oil in them, these things are considered delicacies in today's world.]
[No wonder those demons want to be the son-in-law of the Gao family so much. ]
[No worries about food and drink, no worries, even I am a little tempted. 】
[The demons could not wait any longer and sat down one after another, unable to resist eating heartily. ]
[Unexpectedly, Mr. Gao said, "How can I speak in person when a distinguished guest comes to visit?"]
[After saying this, a group of pig monsters that looked like mountains of meat came forward to feed him.]
[This scene reminds me of the Dragon Gate Banquet. ]
[Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of ropes for ten years! ]
[I was worried, so I used my clairvoyance to get closer and take a look.]
Please read daily, don't keep the book for a long time.
Please, dear readers, read it every day and don’t just keep it on the bookshelf.
After it is put on the shelves, there will be more updates.
(End of this chapter)
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