Black Myth: Journey to the West: Simulate becoming an immortal!

Chapter 59 Don't Call Me When You're Dinner
The bloody words on the human skin paper stopped here!

For a moment, Chen Xi's scalp went numb and a chill ran down his spine.

He really couldn't imagine what he, the paper-cut version of himself, had experienced in the end.

At this moment, he thought of...

The demons were in the filth, committing adultery in public with the fat pigs that were rotting and full of maggots.

In an instant, Chen Xi's face turned ugly and he felt nauseous and couldn't stop.

The Dragon King and the Buddha who broke his precepts laughed out loud and kept mocking him.

"Damn it!"

Chen Xi cursed inwardly, his face full of anger.

Perhaps sensing that he was in a bad mood, the Toad Demon and General Yin looked at each other and fell silent.

"Marichi..."

"Okay, okay, another big demon..."

Chen Xi gritted his teeth. It was not difficult to tell from the description on the human skin that this guy had also appeared at the Longmen Banquet.

This could also explain why the demons in Gao Village were able to recognize him and even set up a trap for him.

And this so-called Marichi Buddha, judging from the conversation between Mr. Gao and 'Miss Gao', seems to be referring to Mrs. Gao.

As he expected, the so-called Gao Laozhuang recruiting a son-in-law was, after all, just another Longmen Banquet!

When Chen Xi thought of this, his eyes were filled with disgust.

He walked through Yingchoujian and Black Wind Mountain...

However, no one could make him hate and detest Gao Laozhuang as much as he did, a place he wished he could burn down to the ground.

Of course, the reason why he hated Gao Laozhuang so much was not because of that disgusting Marichi.

The main reason is still because of 'Miss Gao'.

She shattered Chen Xi's dream of starting a family, and also shattered his extravagant hope of having a place to settle down.

On the human skin paper, the conversation between 'Miss Gao' and Mr. Gao is still vivid in my mind.

'Miss Gao' deceived him, deceived him in the human skin!
When Chen Xi thought of himself in the paper human skin, he put on his groom's suit with a happy face and bowed three times to marry "Miss Gao".

He felt as if he had eaten a fly, it was so disgusting.

"Buddha, you have violated the precepts of anger, hahaha."

"Mother-in-law, instead of getting angry like a nagging woman, why not go over there and have some pork..."

The Buddha who broke the precepts and the Dragon King stood beside Chen Xi, constantly adding fuel to the fire.

The faces of the Buddha and the dragon were full of mockery.

"Shut up……"

"That Madam Gao is the Buddha Mother Marichi, a great demon!"

Chen Xi gritted his teeth and a hoarse voice came out of his mouth.

"We are Buddhas, why should we be afraid of demons?"

"What Buddha Mother? She is nothing but a pig that deceives the world and steals its reputation. Don't tell me that you are afraid of that stinky woman."

"afraid?"

Chen Xi was stunned when he heard this.

Yes, why should I be afraid?
I am a Buddha and a dragon, why should I be afraid of a pig?
Gods and Buddhas are nowhere to be found, only I am the true Buddha...

That so-called Marichi Buddha Mother must be a fake and a fraud!

Chen Xi narrowed his eyes, unaware that his lotus flesh was twitching and the demonic energy was growing around him.

"General Yin..."

"How long will it take to get to Gao Village?"

After Chen Xi talked to himself for a while, he suddenly asked about General Yin.

General Yin under him was stunned for a moment, then he realized that he was talking to it.

"It's almost there, it will be there at noon tomorrow!"

General Yin spoke quickly, his steps becoming bigger and bigger.

No matter how heartless it was, it couldn't help but be frightened by Chen Xi along the way.

Crazy monk, talking crazy words!

What he said was that he wanted to go to Gao Laozhuang and eat pork!
And some people even speculated that its mother-in-law was some kind of Buddha Mother?
When General Yin thought of this, he couldn't help but shudder, fearing that he would be implicated.

If this guy hadn't saved its life before, it would have abandoned this crazy monk and ran away.

Chen Xi seemed to be unaware of this. He just nodded and closed his eyes.

One day later, Gao Laozhuang.

Chen Xi looked out from the tiger and saw dense bamboo fences and numerous thatched houses in front of him.

Towering wild trees greet the door, and winding stream bridges reflect the house. From a distance, it looks like a Feng Shui treasure land.

However, as Chen Xi and his party got closer to Gao Laozhuang, an unpleasant stench hit their noses.

The toad spirit was choked so much that it rolled its eyes and General Yin retched repeatedly.

When we got closer, we saw that Gao Laozhuang was filled with filth and it was hard to walk, which was very similar to the sewage river.

However, at this time, although Gao Laozhuang was filled with a foul stench and the ground was full of filth, it was decorated in a very festive manner.

Big red lanterns are hung all over the streets, and red silk and satin are tied to every household.

It was such a lively scene.

As people came and went, many demons had already heard the news and rushed here.

General Yin was probably worried that he would lose face in front of the demons and even Miss Gao while carrying Chen Xi on his back.

So, before entering Gao Laozhuang, he put Chen Xi down and transformed into his previous appearance.

Chen Xi staggered, and he had not yet fully recovered from his previous loss.

"Master Buddha, can I let you carry me?"

Seeing this, the Toad Spirit's face was filled with worry, and he quickly came over.

"No need, we are already here, let's go in and take a look."

Chen Xi shook his head, stepped on the filth, and walked into Gao Village.

Just as the human skin paper simulated, Gao Village was filled with pig monsters.

These pig monsters lay lazily in the filth, shaped like mountains of flesh, covered with sores, and looked quite disgusting.

The Gao Mansion located here forms a sharp contrast with these unsightly villages.

Gao's mansion was decorated luxuriously, without a trace of filth.

Demons from all walks of life gathered together and boasted to each other, it was so lively!
"Ah"

Seeing this, Chen Xi couldn't help but shake his head and sneered.

Demons fight for a bride!

In the end, the brides they married were nothing more than a bunch of fat pigs covered in rotten maggots.
If these demons knew the truth, would they still flock to us in such large numbers?

At the same time, the arrival of Chen Xi and his party attracted the attention of many demons.

The various demons here looked at them with unfriendly expressions.

After all, most people who come here are here to find a bride.

The demons are all rivals in love.

Under such circumstances, they naturally would not have a good attitude towards Chen Xi and his party.

Chen Xi didn't care much and found a corner with the toad spirit.

Perhaps General Yin was a like-minded person, and he was able to thrive among the demons.

From time to time, bursts of laughter could be heard.

"Hey! Did you hear that?"

"A few months ago, the Dragon Palace in Yingchoujian was smashed by a Buddhist disciple!"

"Ok?"

Chen Xi raised his eyebrows and looked in the direction of the voice.

Then, among the crowd of demons, there was an old goat Taoist who was shaking his head and spitting.

"Yingchoujian, isn't that Lord Long's territory?"

"Hiss! This Buddhist is so bold, isn't he afraid that a big demon like the Dragon King will eat him?"

Upon hearing this, all the demons spoke out of curiosity.

The old Taoist goat chuckled and said, "You little demons are so short-sighted that you don't know how powerful that Buddhist disciple is!"

"I saw it with my own eyes, the Buddha was over a thousand feet tall, his head was touching the sky, his feet were on the ground!"

"He covered the sky with one hand and smashed the Dragon Palace to pieces with one palm."

"I was hiding at the time, and I heard with my own ears that Dragon King questioned the Buddha why he destroyed his Dragon Palace."

"Guess what the Buddha said?"

The old goat Taoist kept the secret and stroked his beard.

"How do we know what to say? Stop wasting time and tell us!"

General Yin also joined in at this time, cursing.

The old goat Taoist laughed, then shook his head and said in a serious tone: "I heard that Buddhist disciple speak without hesitation!"

"Tsk! You stinky bug, you actually prepared dinner without calling me!"

(End of this chapter)