Kiss the wrong wife

Lin Lefeng went to the garage to drive, planning to take Yang Xier home.The results of the experiment just now made him very depressed. It seemed that everything was his wishful thinking.Seeing her car in the garage, I couldn't help but feel a little angry, and I need to have a good talk with her later.He was just afraid that she would go out again. Recently, she was very busy and came back very late at night. Most importantly, he didn't talk to her until the evening.

His eyes flashed, and after a while, all four tires of Jing'er's car were pierced with a hole the size of a copper coin, and they began to leak air.After finishing all this, he drove out and let Yang Xi'er get into the car at the door.

After Jing Er received the courier, she wanted to go back to the lawyer's office, went to the garage, and saw that her beloved car was a bit shorter, and when she looked closely, the tires were all flat.She was about to squat down to see what happened, when the driver brought the old man back.The driver got out of the car and went up to it, sighed and said, "Poor thing, I can't mend such a big hole, let's replace all four."

Lin Mingqi got out of the car, leaned closer and said, "What's going on? Did you offend someone?"

Jinger looked at the hole, and then looked at the snow fork next to the garage. Although the size did not match, there was a round iron pestle on the snow fork. gas.

Jing'er turned her head to look at Lin Mingqi, and said calmly, "Your grandson is doomed."

Lin Mingqi suddenly felt a chill on his back, he nodded in agreement, "It's dead." After speaking, he went back to the car to get his briefcase, and took out his phone while walking.

The driver said coolly behind him: "Should I call the gentleman?"

Lin Mingqi's back stiffened, and he quickly put the phone into the right inner pocket, turned his head and spread his hands to pretend to be stupid, "What?" But in his heart, he greeted all the eighteen generations of the driver's ancestors.

Jing'er said: "Just now he brought a woman back to sleep in my bed, I was angry but I didn't deal with him, because I saw the woman he liked was present and couldn't bear him to lose face, but he held a grudge and pierced my tire. You just Call him, and if you have the ability, stay outside for another three to five or seven years before coming back."

When Lin Mingqi heard it, his head exploded, "What did you say? He took the woman home to sleep? Did you see it with your own eyes?"

"I saw it!" Sister Yu came out at some point, with a rag in her hand, and said with righteous indignation on her face.

Lin Mingqi turned green on the spot, took out his mobile phone from the inner pocket of his suit, and dialed Lin Lefeng. Without saying a word, he just yelled: "You boy, get out of here immediately!" After speaking, he gave the phone to Lin Mingqi Bye.

Lin Lefeng on the other side looked at the phone inexplicably, and muttered, "Is the old man angry?"

"Are you in a hurry? Then let me down here. I will take a taxi by myself." Yang Xier said.

Lin Lefeng shook his head, "That can't be done. How can there be any reason to throw a beautiful woman on the side of the road? It's okay, my old man often loses his temper, and he can scold him even for a trivial matter. This time, I probably took his dentures this morning. Throw it away?"

"No way?" Yang Xi'er laughed, "Why did you throw away his dentures?"

"His two sets of dentures were fitted five years ago. Because of the atrophy of the gums, they are no longer suitable. I asked him to go to the dentist to get another set, but he didn't want to go because of face, so I threw his dentures away. He will go sooner or later." Lin Lefeng laughed.

Yang Xi'er looked at him strangely, and said, "Actually, you are not what the outsiders say."

Lin Lefeng asked with a smile: "What do people outside say about me?"

Yang Xi'er thought for a while, "It is said that you are not doing a proper job, you are not educated, you only know how to lose money, drive cars, pick up girls, and even say that you take drugs."

Lin Lefeng let out a wow, and said, "Well, the situation is basically true!"

Yang Xier was taken aback, "Isn't it? Are you really a drug addict?"

Lin Lefeng said while driving: "Can people who take drugs be so handsome?"

Only then did Yang Xi'er realize that she had been duped, and laughed and scolded: "Smug beauty is shameless."

"Well, this is true, I admit it!" Lin Lefeng laughed.

Yang Xier glanced at Lin Lefeng again, with a strange look on her face, she began to slowly overturn her previous impression of him in her heart, maybe, Mi Le was right, not all rich second generations are bad people, or, among them Many of them are good people, but they are just playful and troublesome. In addition, they have been pampered and spoiled since they were young.Perhaps, it was really too subjective before, preconceived, thinking that everyone is like the cheap man who killed his sister.

After seeing off Yang Xier, Lin Lefeng drove home.

The car drove into the garage, and as soon as he got out of the car, a bucket of cold water was poured from under his head, and he was immediately drenched.

He held the mobile phone and car keys in his hand, and the mobile phone and the keys were wet together, dripping water.He looked up and saw the driver standing on the roof of the garage, holding an aluminum bucket in his hand, and said innocently: "The old man ordered."

He flicked the water on his phone and asked, "What did I do wrong?"

The driver shook his head, "I don't know."

Lin Lefeng shook his head angrily, and walked into the house as soon as he wanted to take a step, thinking that the old man seemed very angry.As soon as he opened his legs, he heard a wow, and a bucket of water poured down on his head again. He suppressed his anger and raised his head suddenly, only to see the driver carrying a red plastic bucket, still innocently said: "Sister Yu!" Commanded."

Only then did Lin Lefeng notice that there were several buckets beside him, all of which were filled with water.No, the water has a smell, but fortunately it doesn't smell like urine, but there is still a faint scent.

"What kind of water is this?" Lin Lefeng asked tremblingly.

The driver shook his head, "I don't know, it was made by Sister Yu, but I seem to have seen that she put a lot of dishwashing liquid and washing powder. My lord, your hair is full of bubbles!"

Lin Lefeng completely threw away his cell phone, and the car keys probably got wet. He yelled, "Grandpa!" and then ran to the main room.

As soon as he ran to the marble steps of the main room, a few bananas flew out of it, he sneered, bananas?He caught all the bananas three times, five times and two times. He was about to throw away the bananas, but he heard a creaking sound, and before he had time to react, he heard a few popping pops. Hidden firecrackers, mashed bananas were blown out, and his face was covered in yellow mashed bananas.He was stunned for a moment, and a million muddy horses galloped past in his heart, your sister, who is he provoking?

Sister Yu ran out of the house, saw his face covered with mashed bananas, and his head was full of bubbles, she couldn't help but feel distressed and said: "Master, hey, the old man is too cruel, just splash some water to punish him." Yes. Quick, wipe your face!" Sister Yu handed over the towel.

Lin Lefeng took the towel angrily, and said angrily, "What the hell did I do? Grandpa is crazy?" Wiping his face while talking, his face was covered with mashed bananas, which was so disgusting that even the corners of his eyes were sticky and uncomfortable.

The tragedy was far more than that. When he found Sister Yu's vigorous body flying in, he discovered the tragedy.

His face was so painful that he was soaked in chili water.He wiped his eyes just now, and his eyes hurt so badly, he screamed, half-closed his eyes and rushed in.

With a "snap", he fell heavily on the ground. Who was waxing the floor in broad daylight?He lay on the ground, couldn't get up, struggled a bit, and a pair of leather shoes appeared on the ground, he vomited half a liter of blood, and asked angrily, "Grandpa, what did I do wrong? Please!" Say it clearly, so that I can die knowing it."