Concubine Wen Xi who traveled through time

The night is deep, and the spring in Chengqian Palace is deep.And in the Xiangyuan Building in the middle of the capital, a good place to eat and drink, Cao Yong was the host, and invited his boss and future brother-in-law, Shun Anyan, to drink. Both of them were quite drunk, and they uttered the truth after drinking, which must be the case.

"Brother Tong!" Cao Yong rested his arm on Shun Anyan's neck, reeking of alcohol, blushing, "I haven't congratulated you yet on accepting a concubine, congratulations! Congratulations!"

Shun Anyan was lying on the table, her stuttering was unclear, her skirt was half opened, she looked confused, she waved her hands and said, "What concubines?! That's called a trial marriage."

"What is it?" Cao Yong didn't hear what Shun Anyan muttered.

"Trial marriage—hiccup~~gege!" Shun Anyan hiccupped in the middle.

This time, Cao Yong was quite clear, and immediately burst out with a smirk, and patted Shun Anyan on the back vigorously, "Hey! Princess Jingshun is virtuous! Congratulations, congratulations!"

Shun Anyan was attacked by Cao Yong, and almost spit out the raw seafood in her stomach. After belching twice, she said angrily: "virtuous?! There are no virtuous women in this world!! princess, princess Not to mention!"

Shun Anyan lost her usual gentle and elegant demeanor, and she looked pitiful and bitter, "Brother Cao, do you know! The trial marriage is just to test whether I am a man or not!!"

Cao Yong still had a ruffian smile on his face: "Then you just prove it to them!"

Shun Anyan had a bitter face, and it was very ugly to be aggrieved: "Of course I, Shun Anyan, is a man! It's just that you haven't tried it. It's easy to say!" He counted with his fingers: "When to take off your clothes, when to Go to bed, how long, and how long to finish! It’s all up to them! Don’t mention how aggrieved you are!” Shun Anyan’s “they” naturally refers to the nuns who sent Gege for a trial marriage.

"Think about it, who likes to be controlled by others? You have to be stared at from head to toe, and there is a nanny outside the tent recording: Zhuang Fushun An Yan, a certain year, a certain month, a certain Had sex with a trial marriage every day, and had intercourse for a quarter of an hour!" Such a useless thing, Shun Anyan could only say it when she was too drunk to pass out.

"Two quarters and a half?" Cao Yong smiled and patted Shun Anyan's shoulder, "Brother! You can't do it with your body?!"

Shun Anyan pointed at Cao Yong's nose with his finger, and the smell of alcohol rose.He burped again, and said: "At that time, it will be good to be hard! Brother, you'd better be mentally prepared! I also heard that the former prospective son-in-law always prepared aphrodisiac medicine in advance, that is I'm afraid I won't be able to fight at that time! I didn't believe it at first, and I almost made a fool of myself!"

Cao Yong some unbelievable.He said in his mouth: "Isn't it? Trial marriage Gege should also be a beauty, Brother Tong, why are you not tempted?"

"Beauty?!" Shun Anyan showed a very disdainful look, "You are so beautiful!!" He also put his arm on Cao Yong's shoulder, "I tell you, I didn't dare to expect to be a beauty at all. , just thinking that even if she is not a great beauty, at least she should have a pretty face, right?"

Cao Yong hurriedly nodded in agreement, "That's right! I heard that the trial marriages are all from court ladies. Don't the court ladies in the palace at least have to have beautiful features? Even if they are not beautiful, they can't be ugly, right?"

"Brother!" Shun Anyan patted Cao Yong on the shoulder, "You really guessed right!" Shun Anyan looked up to the sky and sighed, "I really don't know where the fifth princess got such a trial marriage princess! You haven't seen it before, those two eyes are asymmetrical! Flat nose, crooked mouth! Almost scared me away!"

Hearing this, Cao Yong was so clever that most of the wine sobered up.Hastily asked: "Isn't it?!"

"Not so?!" Shun Anyan was still drunk, with a bitter expression on her face. "You too will have such a day soon!"

Cao Yong thought about the appearance that Shun Anyan had just described, with asymmetrical eyes, flat nose, and crooked mouth... Suddenly, it was as if a pot of cold water had been poured on his body, and the rest of the general drunkenness disappeared.Thinking that Shun Anyan is also a handsome man, but he actually wanted to have sex with an ugly monster, he suddenly felt infinite sympathy... and fear from the bottom of his heart.

Before the princess's big wedding, the gift of a trial marriage is only an ancestral system, and the forehead can't be refused, let alone use it, otherwise it will be "not to raise the forehead" in return!Then you don't want to marry the princess!Cao Yong wanted to cry when he thought that he would also accept this trial marriage in the future.

Shun Anyan's snoring sound came from the side, and Cao Yong hurriedly shook him awake in fear: "Master Tong Jia...oh no, brother Tong! Wake up! Don't sleep! You just finished what you just said Tell me it's over!"

Shun Anyan opened her eyes dimly, "What did I tell you just now?"

"It's a trial marriage!" Cao Yong hurriedly said.

Shun Anyan's eyes were still dazed, and he said, "Let me tell you, brother! Brother, I am miserable! The younger brothers are all married wives and concubines, and have several children! I am the only one who is alone! Because I, Ama, and Mafa said that I will be the master in the future! I am not allowed to take concubines, I am not allowed to have a roommate! I am not even allowed to go to brothels! I am miserable—" As he said, like singing, Shun Anyan burst into tears.

"Eh..." Cao Yong wiped the cold sweat off his head, Shun Anyan was in his early twenties, and it must have ended on that trial marriage Gege who ended her virginity, it was really pitiful!With a handful of tears of sympathy, Cao Yong sighed deeply, not knowing whether it was for Shun Anyan, or for himself.

"Brother Tong!" It's just that Cao Yong is clear, "What happened to Gege after the trial marriage?!" This matter must be asked clearly before a solution can be found.

"Later?" Shun Anyan thought for a while, and said: "Later, she followed the mother back to the palace and reported to the princess. She said that she would come with the dowry when she got married." Speaking of this, Shun Anyan thought again Crying: "Brother, I am suffering!! After the matter, the princess sent someone to ask me the next day: Are you satisfied? Tell me, dare I say that I am not satisfied?!"

Cao Yong hurriedly shook his head, dissatisfied with the person sent by the princess, that is a great disrespect!

Shun Anyan continued: "Tell me, dare I say I'm satisfied?!"

Cao Yong shook his head even more vigorously. If he was satisfied, the princess would probably be jealous!Then he asked, "Then what did you say?"

Shun An's face was like a bitter melon, and he cupped his hands towards the sky, saying: "My servant, thank you Princess for your kindness!"

Cao Yong has mixed flavors.

The next day, the inner court guards.

Shun Anyan's transfer date has not yet arrived, so she still has to stand for the last shift, but she drank too much last night and almost didn't get up this morning.But waking up with a hangover and a headache is a trivial matter, and what made him even more troubled was that he said too many things he shouldn't have said last night!Therefore, when Cao Yong appeared in front of him today, Shun Anyan was very embarrassed.

Cao Yong hastily cupped his hands in salute, "I have made a pot of tea, if you don't mind, please have a cup with adults."

Shun Anyan's face turned red and white, so he had to go in with Cao Yin to drink tea.

"Cough cough!" Shun Anyan coughed twice, and hurriedly glanced around. Seeing no one around, she looked a bit pleading: "Brother Cao, what you said last night... just pretend you didn't hear it!"

Cao Yong lowered his voice and said, "Trial marriage..."

"Cough cough cough!!" Shun Anyan immediately coughed violently.

Cao Yong continued: "Can't it be canceled?!" This is what Cao Yong really cares about.

Shun Anyan raised his eyebrows, and said: "The ancestral system is like this, do you think it can be abolished?" Thinking that Cao Yong will face the same situation as him in the future, Shun Anyan's mood immediately improved for the most part!It's like eating a fly is disgusting, but if someone else eats one, they will feel better.

Cao Yong's handsome face suddenly turned bitter, and he hurriedly said: "No! I have to discuss it with the sixth princess!"

Shun Anyan hurriedly pressed Cao Yong, "Where are you going?!"

"Go to Princess Six!" Cao Yong said.

Shun Anyan squinted and said, "Do you know where the Sixth Princess is?" Before Cao Yong could answer, Shun Anyan continued: "Chengqian Palace! Do you know where Chengqian Palace is?! It is the imperial concubine's Zi Palace. ! Do you know what the imperial concubine’s Zigong is?! That’s the harem!”

Shun Anyan's series of words shocked Cao Yong awake, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his back in an instant, and he hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Brother Tong, for reminding me!" The harem, the emperor's harem!Except for the emperor himself, the grown-up princes and elder brothers are not allowed to go casually!The guards in the inner palace only follow a fixed route, if you dare to go to any palace, you will be beaten to death with a stick!Not to mention that he is not a frontal right now, even if he is, he can't go casually, he has to be accompanied by the princess, and he has to hand over the sign first, otherwise it will be a break-in!The same is not a light charge!

Shun Anyan patted Cao Yong on the shoulder, "Brother, accept your fate! Everyone who does forehead attachments has this kind of experience, so close your eyes and don't look at it! Just grit your teeth and get through it!"

Cao Yong wants to cry but has no tears. Is there such a comforting person? !Why did he feel more and more horrified? !How does it look like a quasi-concubine and a trial marriage having sex in the same room?It is clearly the posture of going up the mountain of swords and the sea of ​​fire!

Shun Anyan sighed and said: "Just get over it!" Then he laughed and said: "But I see that the sixth princess likes you, so I shouldn't make it too difficult for you!"

Cao Yong's complexion became more and more ugly: "Do you think it's possible?! Even the fifth princess is so gentle and virtuous, she's like that! Do you think the sixth princess will give me a grown-up trial marriage princess?!"

"Er..." Shun Anyan choked suddenly, she had seen the sixth princess's temper before, and now...shouldn't she be glad that the sixth princess didn't take a fancy to him?So, he looked at Cao Yong sympathetically, "Close your eyes and don't look, you won't know ugliness if you don't look."

If you eat flies with your eyes closed, won't you feel sick?Cao Yong seemed to be asking a rhetorical question, but thinking that Shun Anyan was the boss, he swallowed it.

Cao Yong is not reconciled. Now that he can imagine the terrifying appearance of the trial marriage in the future, he will not sit still, "Do you know how to meet the princess?!" (To be continued. If you like this work, You are welcome to vote for recommendation votes and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)

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