I'm only one year old, what the hell is the counterattack system?

Chapter 2 What bad thoughts could a child have?

"Yier, Yier?"

Seeing Chen Yi's grim expression, Xia Wanwan couldn't help but become anxious.

Being interrupted by this, Chen Yi didn't have time to think deeply, and quickly grabbed her collar and smiled.

Shit, I didn’t realize I shouted out loud.

"You're going to scare me to death."

Xia Wanwan's worry turned into joy, and she leaned her forehead against his and said lovingly.

"Sister Wanwan, are you here?"

At this time, a beautiful woman who was also wearing a brocade skirt and holding a baby in her arms came over.

Xia Wanwan hugged Chen Yi and stood up and bowed, "Sister Wanyi."

Chen Yi looked at the person who came calmly.

This person was none other than the eldest lady of the Marquis’ Mansion, Zhou Wanyi, who he suspected was the “real murderer” who had murdered him.

"We sisters don't need to be so formal,"

Zhou Wanyi held Xia Wanwan and said with concern: "You sounded anxious just now. Did something happen to Yi'er?"

Xia Wanwan hesitated and said, "Yier might be hungry..."

"Hungry? No way! If you're hungry during the Zhuazhou ceremony, it will be easy for Yi'er to choose the food."

"Well, then I'll go find a wet nurse to feed Yi'er some."

"It's too late," Zhou Wanyi took out a small bag from her brocade clothes and handed it to her.

"I just happen to have some pastries prepared for Yuan'er. You can feed some to Yi'er."

"This……"

"Don't refuse. If you delay any longer, the ceremony will begin."

Xia Wanwan had no choice but to accept her favor again, lowering her head and saying graciously, "Thank you, Sister Wanyi."

"Okay, you take care of Yi'er first, I'll go find my husband."

"Sister, walk slowly."

After everyone left, Xia Wanwan quickly tore off a small piece of cake and carefully fed it to Chen Yi's mouth.

"Be good, Yi'er. Eat something and you won't be hungry anymore."

Chen Yi hesitated for a few seconds and swallowed the cake. He was not worried that the cake was poisonous, after all, the panel had already indicated that it could absorb poison.

Instead, he figured out the whole context of the matter - Zhou Wanyi had really gone to great lengths to allow him to catch food during the ceremony!

She first fed him the "Greedy Pill" with the help of her father, and then prepared pastries in advance to prevent Chen Yi's abnormality from being discovered.

If Chen Yi didn't have the memory of her past life, I'm afraid everyone would have been deceived by her.

Just like Xia Wanwan, even after being sold by her, she still remembered her kindness.

Thinking of this, Chen Yi couldn't help but feel angry.

"Since you want to ruin my Zhuazhou ceremony, then I'll go and ruin Chen Yuan's. Anyway, that kid doesn't care about his brothers when he grows up..."

Wait, grow up?
Chen Yi suddenly had an idea and looked towards the light curtain.

"I am one year old now, and so is Chen Yuan."

"I couldn't defeat Chen Yuan at the sixth level, so could I still not be able to defeat him now?"

Thinking of this, Chen Yi couldn't help but clench his little fist and wave it twice. This should be the correct way to open the counterattack system!

Seeing his expression, Xia Wanwan smiled and smoothed his clothes.

"Don't make a fuss like this during the Zhua Zhou ceremony, or your dad will spank you."

Chen Yi grinned.

Just wait and see, I will definitely not make a fuss... No way!
……

Nearing noon, the guests who came to watch the ceremony gathered in the main hall. Even the King of Zhenbei of Wei came in person.

Eight small tables have been arranged on the cloud crane carpet in the center, each with a tray carved from white jade.

On the tray, there were various items for the first birthday, such as a knife, sword, seal, pen, abacus, book, scissors and handkerchief.

There were four other plates on the ground, filled with chicken, duck, fish and meat.

It was not until this moment that Chen Yi knew.

It turns out that the gifts for the first birthday have been enshrined in the ancestral temple and are cast by the heroic souls of generations of the Chen family. Each one has unique abilities.

For example, swords mainly enhance the innate physique of weapons.

Seals can make people smarter, improve memory and understanding of articles.

Other items given during the birth ceremony, such as scissors, handkerchiefs, and abacus, also have miraculous effects.

As for those plates of chicken, duck, fish and meat, although they looked appetizing, they were the most useless of all the things given for the first birthday.

No wonder children who are caught eating food will be ridiculed by others.

"My Lord, the auspicious time has arrived."

At this time, the housekeeper came to remind.

Wu'an Marquis Chen Taiping immediately picked up his wine glass and said:
"Today we will hold a one-year-old ceremony for Yuan'er and Yi'er. Please bless us, our ancestors, so that our descendants will not lose the glory of our ancestors..."

After a lengthy speech, he gestured to Zhou Wanyi and Xia Wanwan and said, "Let Yuaner and Yier go and do the Zhou ceremony."

"Yes."

Zhou Wanyi stepped forward first and placed Chen Yuan in the center of the circle of gifts for the first birthday, then simply retreated back to the main table.

After she came back, Xia Wanwan carefully put Chen Yi down.

Chen Yi smiled at her and comforted her not to worry.

Xia Wanwan smiled, touched his cheek, and then slowly left the ceremony.

"Everyone, please wait for a moment and bear witness for Yuan'er and Yi'er."

Chen Taiping said in a deep voice when he saw both of his sons sitting in the center of the ceremony.

At this moment, even though he was the Marquis of Wu'an, he felt a little nervous.

The longer the family's heritage, the more importance it places on the ceremony.

This is not only because the gifts for the first birthday can improve the future generations, but also represents the orderly inheritance of the family.

When the surroundings quieted down, Chen Yuan took the first step.

He glanced around and his eyes fixed on the pair of small, shiny swords.

Then he changed from a sitting position to a prone position, and crawled over using his hands and feet.

Although the speed was not fast, it was enough to make the people watching the ceremony smile.

"Master Yuan saw it right at first sight."

"As expected of the bloodline of Lord Chen, he has an extraordinary talent for martial arts." "Now it's up to Master Yi..."

Even Chen Taiping nodded slightly, feeling relieved.

Zhou Wanyi remained calm and just looked at Chen Yuan with a smile.

Only Xia Wanwan was a little anxious. Why wasn't Yier moving?

Soon, as Xiao Chen got closer and closer to the jade sword, everyone's attention was attracted.

"Stable!"

"Only two steps away, Master Yuan will be able to get the Jade Sword!"

Some even clasped their fists towards the main table and said, "Congratulations, Your Majesty. Congratulations, Your Majesty."

Chen Taiping smiled calmly: "Yuan'er must like practicing sword."

It was only at this moment that Zhou Wanyi's face lit up, and she said with a smile:
"Husband, Yuan'er is just lucky, it all depends on Yi'er..."

Before he finished speaking, Xia Wanwan said happily, "Yier moved!"

Hearing the sound, Zhou Wanyi stopped and looked at the field, her pupils shrank slightly.

……

At this moment, Chen Yi used his hands and feet to crawl straight towards Chen Yuan.

The reason why he didn't move before was that he was waiting for this moment - when Chen Yuan was about to get the gift and Zhou Wanyi smiled!
original.

After Chen Yi traveled here, all he wanted was to grow up quickly and become a carefree son of a noble family.

He never thought about competing in martial arts or competing with the boss for the family property.

But today, he found that "if I don't kill Bo Ren, Bo Ren wants to harm him."

There’s nothing we can do!
"Since you want to harm me, I don't mind letting you experience what 'cruel' means!"

With this thought in mind, Chen Yi moved quickly and steadily.

Before Chen Yuan could grab the jade sword to grab the Zhouwu, Chen Yi pulled him away and kicked him in the face.

Go play somewhere else!
Chen Yuan was kicked and fell to the ground, his face full of confusion.

"This……"

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. After attending the ceremony so many times, this was the first time they had seen such an accident.

"He, I, uh, why did Master Yi give Master Yuan to..."

"Silence!"

At the main table, Wu Anhou and his family also frowned.

The smile disappeared from Zhou Wanyi's face, and her eyes were fixed on Chen Yi.

Xia Wanwan looked embarrassed. She wanted to explain something for Chen Yi but didn't know how to start. She had to look to Chen Taiping for help.

"Let's take a look first. The ceremony isn't over yet."

Although Chen Taiping was also amused by this scene, he was somewhat relieved that both of his sons were aiming for the Jade Sword.

However, his relief soon disappeared completely.

Chen Yi did not stop after grabbing the jade sword, but turned around and continued to crawl towards Chen Yuan.

He didn't forget that he still had a mission to complete.

Anyway, his previous act of snatching the gifts for the first birthday was already considered as going against the Tiangang, so it wouldn't hurt to do one more thing.

"Ey."

"Ah ah."

In this way, the two children hugged each other, babbling and rolling around.

It’s just that Chen Yi was just waving his little fists around randomly, and the jade sword in his hand was poking at the soft flesh.

Chen Yuan was at a loss and could only resist passively.

Soon, he was beaten to the point of crying and was defeated.

[Mission completed, reward: Introduction to Kendo]

[Host please find a quiet place to receive]

Glancing at the contents on the light screen, Chen Yi thought to himself, indeed, the counterattack system can be used in this way.

"Husband, hurry up, make Yi'er stop!"

At this point, Zhou Wanyi couldn't bear it anymore and spoke.

Chen Taiping smiled bitterly and shook his head. No one was allowed to interfere in the ceremony.

This is not a clan rule, but the power of heaven.

Zhou Wanyi looked at Xia Wanwan again and said anxiously:
"Sister Wanwan, you, you must ask Yi'er to stop. You can't let Yuan'er miss his birthday celebration."

Xia Wanwan felt a little guilty, so she naturally agreed and shouted to Chen Yi, "Yier, be good and let go of your brother."

Hearing the voice, Chen Yi looked towards Xia Wanwan at the main table with his pure big eyes.

He had no fear of being discovered or blamed.

After all, what bad intentions could a child have? He was just “playing around”.

"Come to mother quickly."

Chen Yi smiled, but did not go over. Instead, he crawled to the other side and tore off a chicken leg.

Then, with everyone looking as if they had seen a ghost, he stuffed the chicken leg directly into Chen Yuan's hand and pretended to wipe Chen Yuan's tears.

That action seemed to tell them:

You see, Brother Yuan didn’t cry because I beat him, but because he was hungry.

Otherwise, why would he stop crying after getting the chicken leg?
"hiss--"

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Master Yuan took the chicken leg. Doesn't that mean the Zhou-Zhua-Zhua is over?"

"It's over, and it was Young Master Yi who personally delivered the chicken leg to Young Master Yuan. I'm afraid that the Marquis..."

Even the King of Zhenbei, who had been watching from the sidelines, was attracted by Chen Yi's boldness and smiled to himself.

"Taiping, your second son is more promising than you, the old man."

"I'm afraid you'll have a headache later."

Listening to the discussions of the guests around him, Chen Taiping opened his mouth. He wanted to laugh but couldn't, and he wanted to be angry but knew it was inappropriate.

After a long while, he forced a smile and announced, "Today's Zhuazhou ceremony is over!"

It was not until then that Chen Yi blinked at Zhou Wanyi, who had an ugly expression on her face, with a look of innocence.

Auntie, I'm sure you must be very satisfied with this result?
(End of this chapter)