The strong from the wild
Chapter 291: The Divine Comedy
Oiran has a beautiful flower name called Yu Mu Dan.This is not the first time she has received guests, but she has never been treated by a truly "inhuman" guest.Even if they received demon cultivators before, they were still demon cultivators who transformed into human beings.
"What are you doing there, why don't you hurry up and drink with my son?"
Hu Tutu glared at Hua Kui, and suddenly felt that this woman was good-looking, but she had an unconcealable smell of dust, and she was far different from the female disciples of the Yuxi School.Even Wan Ruirui is ten thousand times stronger than Hua Kui.
"The little girl only spends the night with normal guests, guest officer, please forgive me."
The oiran stood where she was and refused to go over, but she was already terrified in her heart.She was afraid that Hu Tutu was also a tyrannical guest, and would hit people at every turn.
"I asked you to come over for a drink, why are you talking about this?"
Hu Tutu's face turned cold suddenly, and he said angrily, "Damn! I don't even know who you are, and you deserve to spend the night with my son?"
When he scolded like this, Hua Kui calmed down a lot.
A few men led a wolf, plus eight brothel girls, listening to music and drinking, but they lived very comfortably.
While drinking, one of Yuxi's disciples began to have irregular hands and feet, and he groped the girl. Hu Tutu immediately gave him a look, and said via voice transmission: "Clean up your hands and feet! We are practitioners of the righteous way , I came to the brothel tonight just to take advantage of the world of mortals to refine my heart. If you can’t keep your heart and fall into the world of mortals, don’t blame Uncle Hu for turning his face and being ruthless, and let my brother Yi drive you out of the teacher Door!"
Hearing this, everyone suddenly realized, and praised Hu Tutu for his profound thinking and heart like a mirror!
In fact, Hu Tutu and these Yuxi disciples are not close friends.It's just that today Hu Tutu was very excited and wanted to come to the brothel to broaden his horizons, but as an innocent little virgin, Hu Tutu felt a little uneasy.He didn't dare to ask Liu Yi to visit the brothel with him, so he had to call a few Yuxi disciples to accompany him to strengthen his courage.
Seeing that these guests were very well-behaved, the girls gradually became more courageous, and their actions became more sloppy.
When the oiran was pouring wine for Tanlang, he even wanted to reach out and touch the hair on Tanlang's head, but Tanlang stared back with murderous eyes.
The appearance of a human woman really does not conform to Tanlang's aesthetics.
From Tanlang's point of view, a beautiful woman should have as long fangs as possible, as much hair as possible on her body, and as sharp as her claws... After drinking a few glasses of wine, Tanlang simply fell asleep on the table. I can't go on anymore, because in its opinion, this oiran is too ugly, which makes it sick and loses its appetite.
As for women such as Lu Ningshuang and Wan'er, Tanlang thinks they are very beautiful.This was not in line with its aesthetics, but because Liu Yi thought it was beautiful, it also thought it was beautiful...
Hu Tutu suddenly became a little bored, thinking that going to brothels is just that, not only tasteless, but also extremely expensive and a waste of money.
Hu Tutu's face turned bitter when he thought about the Lingshi problem.
The oiran asked him why he was depressed, but Hu Tutu was embarrassed to say that he felt sorry for Lingshi, so he waved his hand and said, "Sing a little song for the uncle!"
ding ding dong dong...
The oiran held the pipa in her arms, babbled and sang a ditty.I don't know if she did it on purpose or not, but she actually sang "Eighteen-Touch".This piece of music is widely circulated and lasts forever. It can be regarded as a well-deserved "Divine Comedy"!
Hu Tutu smiled happily when he heard it, shook his head, and thought in his heart: "This little song is good. After I learn it, I will sing it to Brother Yi and let him have a good time. Then I will sing it to Senior Sister Wan Ruirui and let her listen to it." Long experience..."
Halfway through the ditty, Lao Bao ran in, shaking his head and tail, and stood beside the oiran, hesitating to speak.
"If you have something to say, hurry up and let your fart go!"
Hu Tutu squinted at Lao Bao. He was naturally very upset when he was interrupted while listening to the music, and he didn't bother to pretend to be polite, so he immediately asked, "What's the matter with Lao Bao?"
Lao Bao hesitated for a moment, then replied: "A few guests came just now, and they also said they wanted an oiran."
Hu Tutu tilted his neck and asked, "They want an oiran, what does it have to do with Uncle Hu?"
"But...they are the ones who made an appointment with the oiran."
Lao Bao looked at Hu Tutu's face, and said tentatively, "Those guests are disciples of Daoxuanzong. Daoxuanzong is the second largest sect in the righteous way, and I really can't afford to offend you."
"You can't afford to offend Daoxuanzong disciples, but you can afford to offend Uncle Hu?"
Hu Tutu was drinking wine, threw the wine at the old Bao's feet, and said with arrogance: "Could it be that he is more powerful than my Xuantian sect? I can tell you, my Xuantian sect Ling Qian Senior Jian, you are in the city right now!"
Xuan Tianzong!
Lao Bao trembled all over, and looked at Hu Tutu suspiciously, thinking that Xuantianzong sword cultivators never visit brothels, are these Xuantianzong sword cultivators?
However, Lao Bao didn't dare to ask more questions, so he had to apologize and retreat, leaving the oiran in the private room.
Hu Tutu was too lazy to ask, and said to the oiran, "Sing that ditty just now to Uncle Hu again!"
Just after the song was sung, footsteps sounded outside the door.
boom!
The door of the private room was kicked open.
A few Daoxuanzong monks in moon-white Taoist robes stood at the door domineeringly.
Lao Bao bent over and followed them in a low voice.
"Boss, the Xuantianzong sword cultivator you are talking about is this fatty? Xuantianzong has five masters in the immortal realm, five immortals, several true disciples, dozens of direct disciples, hundreds of inner disciples, and outer disciples. There are tens of thousands of disciples! The Xuantian Sect has a lot of disciples, but the rules of the sect are very strict. The monks in the sect are the most clean and self-sufficient, and never hang around in brothels, casinos..."
The leading Daoxuanzong monk raised his arm, pointed at Hu Tutu with his middle finger, and said with a sneer, "I wonder, this fat fellow Taoist, can you tell me Lu Renjie, when did you Xuantianzong monks have the habit of visiting brothels? I'm afraid that Fatty Fellow Daoist, you are not Xuantianzong Sword Cultivator, but just a counterfeit?"
Hu Tutu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and only cared about drinking.
Seeing that Hu Tutu didn't pay attention to him at all, Lu Renjie became angry immediately, and shouted: "Fatty! I'm asking you something!"
"You ask me, do I want to answer?"
Hu Tutu snorted, and asked back, "Which kind of onion is your bastard?"
These words were very relieved, and several Yuxi disciples next to him sent voice transmissions, saying this sentence was very relieved, but Hu Tutu replied happily through voice transmission: "It all depends on my brother Yi's good teaching."
"How dare you fucking scold me!"
Lu Renjie took out a pair of golden scissors from his sleeve, and was about to fight, but was stopped by Lao Bao, "Guest officer, calm down, if you make a move, I'm afraid Nunu's brothel will be destroyed immediately!" The ashes are gone. Besides, if this fat official is really a disciple of the Xuantian Sect, the fight between you is equivalent to the fight between the two sects of the righteous way. Wouldn't it be a joke for those demons and heretics to see for nothing?"
"A disciple of Xuantian Sect?"
Lu Renjie suppressed the anger in his heart, stared at Hu Tutu for a few times, and thought in his heart: "Today, a large ship flew from the south sky to Tongtian Port. I heard that Ling Qianjian from Xuantianzong went to the wilderness , brought that Yuxi Sect monk to Qiongyu Land, could it be that this fat man is a country bumpkin from the wilderness? Xuantianzong is known as the number one righteous way, and they always beat my Dao Xuanzong. Tonight, I might as well beat these bumpkins hard Let's kill Xuantianzong's prestige! This matter is just a matter of jealousy and fights in the brothel in order to grab the oiran. Such a thing that is not on the table and insults the family style, the Xuantianzong master has no face. Stand out for them..."
"What are you doing there, why don't you hurry up and drink with my son?"
Hu Tutu glared at Hua Kui, and suddenly felt that this woman was good-looking, but she had an unconcealable smell of dust, and she was far different from the female disciples of the Yuxi School.Even Wan Ruirui is ten thousand times stronger than Hua Kui.
"The little girl only spends the night with normal guests, guest officer, please forgive me."
The oiran stood where she was and refused to go over, but she was already terrified in her heart.She was afraid that Hu Tutu was also a tyrannical guest, and would hit people at every turn.
"I asked you to come over for a drink, why are you talking about this?"
Hu Tutu's face turned cold suddenly, and he said angrily, "Damn! I don't even know who you are, and you deserve to spend the night with my son?"
When he scolded like this, Hua Kui calmed down a lot.
A few men led a wolf, plus eight brothel girls, listening to music and drinking, but they lived very comfortably.
While drinking, one of Yuxi's disciples began to have irregular hands and feet, and he groped the girl. Hu Tutu immediately gave him a look, and said via voice transmission: "Clean up your hands and feet! We are practitioners of the righteous way , I came to the brothel tonight just to take advantage of the world of mortals to refine my heart. If you can’t keep your heart and fall into the world of mortals, don’t blame Uncle Hu for turning his face and being ruthless, and let my brother Yi drive you out of the teacher Door!"
Hearing this, everyone suddenly realized, and praised Hu Tutu for his profound thinking and heart like a mirror!
In fact, Hu Tutu and these Yuxi disciples are not close friends.It's just that today Hu Tutu was very excited and wanted to come to the brothel to broaden his horizons, but as an innocent little virgin, Hu Tutu felt a little uneasy.He didn't dare to ask Liu Yi to visit the brothel with him, so he had to call a few Yuxi disciples to accompany him to strengthen his courage.
Seeing that these guests were very well-behaved, the girls gradually became more courageous, and their actions became more sloppy.
When the oiran was pouring wine for Tanlang, he even wanted to reach out and touch the hair on Tanlang's head, but Tanlang stared back with murderous eyes.
The appearance of a human woman really does not conform to Tanlang's aesthetics.
From Tanlang's point of view, a beautiful woman should have as long fangs as possible, as much hair as possible on her body, and as sharp as her claws... After drinking a few glasses of wine, Tanlang simply fell asleep on the table. I can't go on anymore, because in its opinion, this oiran is too ugly, which makes it sick and loses its appetite.
As for women such as Lu Ningshuang and Wan'er, Tanlang thinks they are very beautiful.This was not in line with its aesthetics, but because Liu Yi thought it was beautiful, it also thought it was beautiful...
Hu Tutu suddenly became a little bored, thinking that going to brothels is just that, not only tasteless, but also extremely expensive and a waste of money.
Hu Tutu's face turned bitter when he thought about the Lingshi problem.
The oiran asked him why he was depressed, but Hu Tutu was embarrassed to say that he felt sorry for Lingshi, so he waved his hand and said, "Sing a little song for the uncle!"
ding ding dong dong...
The oiran held the pipa in her arms, babbled and sang a ditty.I don't know if she did it on purpose or not, but she actually sang "Eighteen-Touch".This piece of music is widely circulated and lasts forever. It can be regarded as a well-deserved "Divine Comedy"!
Hu Tutu smiled happily when he heard it, shook his head, and thought in his heart: "This little song is good. After I learn it, I will sing it to Brother Yi and let him have a good time. Then I will sing it to Senior Sister Wan Ruirui and let her listen to it." Long experience..."
Halfway through the ditty, Lao Bao ran in, shaking his head and tail, and stood beside the oiran, hesitating to speak.
"If you have something to say, hurry up and let your fart go!"
Hu Tutu squinted at Lao Bao. He was naturally very upset when he was interrupted while listening to the music, and he didn't bother to pretend to be polite, so he immediately asked, "What's the matter with Lao Bao?"
Lao Bao hesitated for a moment, then replied: "A few guests came just now, and they also said they wanted an oiran."
Hu Tutu tilted his neck and asked, "They want an oiran, what does it have to do with Uncle Hu?"
"But...they are the ones who made an appointment with the oiran."
Lao Bao looked at Hu Tutu's face, and said tentatively, "Those guests are disciples of Daoxuanzong. Daoxuanzong is the second largest sect in the righteous way, and I really can't afford to offend you."
"You can't afford to offend Daoxuanzong disciples, but you can afford to offend Uncle Hu?"
Hu Tutu was drinking wine, threw the wine at the old Bao's feet, and said with arrogance: "Could it be that he is more powerful than my Xuantian sect? I can tell you, my Xuantian sect Ling Qian Senior Jian, you are in the city right now!"
Xuan Tianzong!
Lao Bao trembled all over, and looked at Hu Tutu suspiciously, thinking that Xuantianzong sword cultivators never visit brothels, are these Xuantianzong sword cultivators?
However, Lao Bao didn't dare to ask more questions, so he had to apologize and retreat, leaving the oiran in the private room.
Hu Tutu was too lazy to ask, and said to the oiran, "Sing that ditty just now to Uncle Hu again!"
Just after the song was sung, footsteps sounded outside the door.
boom!
The door of the private room was kicked open.
A few Daoxuanzong monks in moon-white Taoist robes stood at the door domineeringly.
Lao Bao bent over and followed them in a low voice.
"Boss, the Xuantianzong sword cultivator you are talking about is this fatty? Xuantianzong has five masters in the immortal realm, five immortals, several true disciples, dozens of direct disciples, hundreds of inner disciples, and outer disciples. There are tens of thousands of disciples! The Xuantian Sect has a lot of disciples, but the rules of the sect are very strict. The monks in the sect are the most clean and self-sufficient, and never hang around in brothels, casinos..."
The leading Daoxuanzong monk raised his arm, pointed at Hu Tutu with his middle finger, and said with a sneer, "I wonder, this fat fellow Taoist, can you tell me Lu Renjie, when did you Xuantianzong monks have the habit of visiting brothels? I'm afraid that Fatty Fellow Daoist, you are not Xuantianzong Sword Cultivator, but just a counterfeit?"
Hu Tutu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and only cared about drinking.
Seeing that Hu Tutu didn't pay attention to him at all, Lu Renjie became angry immediately, and shouted: "Fatty! I'm asking you something!"
"You ask me, do I want to answer?"
Hu Tutu snorted, and asked back, "Which kind of onion is your bastard?"
These words were very relieved, and several Yuxi disciples next to him sent voice transmissions, saying this sentence was very relieved, but Hu Tutu replied happily through voice transmission: "It all depends on my brother Yi's good teaching."
"How dare you fucking scold me!"
Lu Renjie took out a pair of golden scissors from his sleeve, and was about to fight, but was stopped by Lao Bao, "Guest officer, calm down, if you make a move, I'm afraid Nunu's brothel will be destroyed immediately!" The ashes are gone. Besides, if this fat official is really a disciple of the Xuantian Sect, the fight between you is equivalent to the fight between the two sects of the righteous way. Wouldn't it be a joke for those demons and heretics to see for nothing?"
"A disciple of Xuantian Sect?"
Lu Renjie suppressed the anger in his heart, stared at Hu Tutu for a few times, and thought in his heart: "Today, a large ship flew from the south sky to Tongtian Port. I heard that Ling Qianjian from Xuantianzong went to the wilderness , brought that Yuxi Sect monk to Qiongyu Land, could it be that this fat man is a country bumpkin from the wilderness? Xuantianzong is known as the number one righteous way, and they always beat my Dao Xuanzong. Tonight, I might as well beat these bumpkins hard Let's kill Xuantianzong's prestige! This matter is just a matter of jealousy and fights in the brothel in order to grab the oiran. Such a thing that is not on the table and insults the family style, the Xuantianzong master has no face. Stand out for them..."
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