The strong from the wild

"Monkey Dao is friendly and remembers xing!"

Liu Yi praised, with a smile on his face, and said: "I did say such things at the time, but this time and that time. At the beginning, you and I just did a business and had no other friendships. Naturally, we can't talk about feelings. Today I was in danger, and Monkey Daoist came to help me without saying a word. The friendship between you and me has long been different. With the current relationship between you and me, it is naturally more important than the magic weapon."

"Is that so..."

The monkey pondered for a while, stretched out its six palms again, and said, "Then quickly return the Nine Heavens Resting Soil to me!"

"I can't bear it, I really can't bear it!"

Liu Yi said: "I come from the lower realms, and there are not many treasures on the table in my hand. I rely on the Nine Heavens' Breathing Soil to support the field. I only have such a treasure in my hand, how can I be willing to give it to Fellow Monkey? Fellow Monkey Your name is Multi-treasure Monkey Immortal, and you have many magic treasures in your body, why bother to ask for the only treasure in me?"

"I can't bear it! I can't bear it... Hahahaha!"

The monkey's expression suddenly changed, he lifted the wine jar in his hand, gulped down the wine, and said, "It's really a reluctance! Just because of the three words of reluctance, I recognize you as a friend, Brother Monkey."

After Gululu took a big sip of wine, the monkey said again: "If you find some excuses to evade and fool me, brother monkey, I will definitely look down on you from the bottom of my heart. But you don't make excuses, just say that you don't want to. The words are a big truth, if you refuse to find excuses to lie to me, it proves that you are still a sincere person in your bones."

At this moment, Liu Yiche completely understood that the six-armed monkey seemed to be deceitful, but in fact it was not stupid.

"Master, four brothers and sisters."

Liu Yi nodded to the monkey, then turned to look at Tang Jiawen and the others, and said, "My fellow monkey, I have promised to protect the safety of the Cloud Sea Hall. As for the strange beasts in the Cloud Sea, there is no need to worry."

The five of them also turned to look at the monkey, and said with cupped hands. "Fellow Daoist, you're being polite!"

"Easy to say, easy to say."

The monkey waved his hand, drank the wine, threw the jar away, ran up to Liu Yi again, and said, "Friend, bring the wine! You said you would treat Brother Monkey with good wine and food, and you must not break your promise!"

"Of course!"

Liu Yi smiled happily, bid farewell to Tang Jiawen and the four senior brothers and sisters, took the monkey to the seventh floor of the Yunhai Hall, and then used the method of sound transmission to call Cui Siqi and others, as well as Wan'er and Lu Ningshuang, to the seventh floor of the Yunhai Hall. In the upper hall.

Hu Tutu was very enthusiastic when he learned that Liu Yi had recently made a friend, and he was a friend with extremely high and unfathomable strength. A bonfire was set up, and big handfuls of pepper were thrown out to roast the meat.

There are many people, so it is naturally lively, and the monkeys are getting more and more excited.

While drinking, the monkey even danced and said, "It's been a long time, Brother Monkey, I've never seen so many people! In this sea of ​​clouds, I'm really lonely, Brother Monkey, a bird will fade out of my mouth. On weekdays Even if we catch some strange beasts from the sea of ​​clouds, we can only look at them but not eat them, they are all formed by white clouds, and eating them is like swallowing clouds, what's the point of that?"

Liu Yi drank the wine in the cup and asked, "Fellow Monkey, you can come and go freely in this sea of ​​clouds, so can't you get wine and meat to eat?"

"Oh, fellow daoist, you don't know something."

The monkey didn't use chopsticks either, just grabbed the barbecue with his hands and ate it, and said vaguely: "Brother Monkey, I have a duty to be a ferryman in this sea of ​​clouds. In the past 3000 years, Brother Monkey, I haven’t met a living person, and I haven’t made a deal until I met you, Fellow Daoist Liu…”

"Friend Monkey, why are you ferrying here?"

Liu Yi was curious in his heart, and then asked again: "With your strength, friend Daoist, you should be able to move freely in all directions, but why are you still restricted by your own duties?"

"Don't say it, don't say it!"

A golden light flashed in the monkey's eyes. After carefully examining Liu Yi and the others, his mouth became very tight, and he said, "Friend Daoist, your cultivation base is too low, and it's useless to say it. If you are a heartless and unjust person, then That's all. If you are a kind and righteous person, after hearing Brother Hou and my difficulties, you will think of solving my problems for me. With your current cultivation base, if you go there, you will die, so you don't need to mention this matter."

Liu Yi couldn't bear to waste all the wine Wan'er personally brewed for the alcoholic Monkey.Hu Tutu simply asked Hu Tutu to bring a lot of stubborn stone drunkard wine. This wine cannot be melted with real yuan. After the monkey drank too much, it slowly became drunk.

Hu Tutu was also drunk.

Liu Yi was a little drunk, but more sober than Monkey and Hu Tutu.

Seeing that the two of them were drunk, Liu Yi asked the others to go back to the sixth floor, and then solemnly introduced Wan'er and Lu Ningshuang to the monkey.

"Brother Monkey, I know that those two women are your daughters-in-law, but unfortunately they are so ugly! They are really ugly! Brother Monkey, I can't even figure out why you fell in love with them, Fellow Daoist Liu."

Monkey watched Wan'er and Lu Ningshuang leave, shook his head and sighed, and said, "These two girls only have two arms, and the girl from the Dashun Holy Ape clan must be missing four arms. Only two It doesn't matter if you have only one hand, the key is that there is no hair on your face and hands, it is too ugly! It is extremely ugly!"

Liu Yi couldn't understand the monkey's aesthetics at all.

Hu Tutu also couldn't understand, and said: "Fellow Monkey, you are looking at aesthetics, fat brother, I really can't understand!"

"nonsense!"

Houzi gave Hu Tutu a hard look, and said, "Your boy is obviously under 20 years old. Brother Monkey, I have practiced for tens of thousands of years, yet you call yourself Fat Brother in front of Brother Monkey."

Hu Tutu was not afraid of monkeys at all, and retorted, "I like it myself, can you control me?"

Monkey is not only in a good mood today, but he has a good temper. He stopped bickering with Hu Tutu and said, "Forget it! I don't care about you. From now on, if you call yourself fat brother, I will call myself old man."

After a quarrel between Fatty Hu and the monkey, they were like-minded, and the two sides became more and more friendly, and even set up a chess board, and the two played chess in a dazed and drunken way.

Before I knew it, several hours had passed.

When the night comes, there is darkness between the sky and the earth.

The monkey patted his thigh, pointed at the chessboard, and shouted: "Hahahaha... the old man won again!"

But Liu Yi put away the chessboard with a wave of his hand, and said, "Old man, you'd better go play alone, my brother and I are going to practice in seclusion."

"You actually want to drive this old man away?"

The monkey looked dissatisfied and said, "How can there be a friend like you in the world?"

"Fellow Daoist Monkey, you don't know something..."

When Liu Yi made an appointment to fight between Daoxuanzong and Xuantianzong, he said briefly, and then said: "I also want to have a drink and talk with monkey fellow Taoist, but unfortunately the situation is forcing, you can't kill Daoxuanzong for me. "

The monkey looked disdainful, and said complacently: "With me, the Immortal Monkey, here, the mere Dao Xuanzong is just a chicken and a dog!"

[Author's digression]: ps: A woman said to her husband: Come and hold my mosaic.

This sentence confused Xianggong for a long time.

Excuse me, what does it mean to hold the mosaic?