What the hell is making games in the Ninja World?.

Chapter 140 Uchiha Madara plays "Escape", from calm and arrogant to pupil shaking (1 more)
"What is Tsunade thinking? This... is it because she has been lonely for too long that her tastes have changed and she wants to be with young girls? Or is she just like us stinky men and likes young and pretty girls?"

Inside the private room of the flower building, the isolation barrier had been formed. Jiraiya sat back on the tatami, complaining with a conflicted look on his face.

He did not collapse as imagined. He was just shocked by the news and couldn't accept it for a while.

To put it bluntly, he did like Tsunade, but Tsunade looked down on him. It was purely unrequited love, and he had long since let it go.

Besides, what Tsunade needs is a man who can always stay by her side and work hard with her to make progress together. However, Jiraiya believes that since he has the responsibility to find the child of destiny, it is impossible for him to stay in the same place forever. He can only live as a prodigal son in this life and cannot give Tsunade the stability she wants.

Therefore, Jiraiya now actually knows very well that he and Tsunade are destined not to be together, so he is just confused about the fact that Tsunade wants to date a younger man, and he is not as sad as he looks.

Orochimaru actually knew this, so he told the story in a very "cruel" way.

And now, facing Jiraiya's complaints and questions, Orochimaru just said calmly: "A girl three years older than you will bring you gold bricks, and a girl thirteen years older than you will give you the kingdom. This is reasonable."

Jiraiya, who was sitting sideways and preparing to have another drink, was stunned (_), then he leaned back strategically and looked at Orochimaru in horror: "You are not Orochimaru, who are you!"

The exaggerated reaction left Orochimaru speechless. He could only sigh inwardly and comfort himself that the funny guy in front of him was his best friend. He should not be angry and should be more tolerant.

Then, Orochimaru said, "This is what Kai-kun said to me. I think it makes sense. It's just like what you said before, when you are kept by a rich female noble, you will feel uncomfortable and happy. They are similar things. It means that when a woman is strong and wealthy, her age will become the accumulation and precipitation of resources. The older she is, the greater the benefits she can bring to the man."

When he spoke these words, he did so in a completely academic tone, as if he was explaining the great principles of the world.

As for what Orochimaru said that this was said by Uchiha Kei, it is actually true, but Uchiha Kei did not say it to him. Instead, when he was communicating with Nawaki in the spiritual network world, he talked about what kind of girls Nawaki likes, and Nawaki blushed, proving that he did have one he liked, but then he became depressed and said that he had been dead for many years, and if the person he liked was still alive, she would be many years older than him.

So, when Uchiha Kei heard the gossip, he immediately became ill-informed and teased Nawaki, saying that age is not a problem, height is not a distance, as long as there is love in the heart, all difficulties can be overcome. He also said the 21st century stupid netizen jingle "A girl three years older than a man's master will bring him gold bricks, and a girl thirteen years older than a man's master will give him the kingdom", which is a modified version of it in the ninja world.

At that time, Nawaki's face turned red and he was quite embarrassed. When Orochimaru, who was not far away, heard this, he was speechless for a while, but then he thought about it carefully and felt that it made sense, especially when Uchiha Kai and Tsunade were having an underground relationship - wasn't the age difference between Uchiha Kai and Tsunade about the same? He must have realized the truth from the process of dating Tsunade!
The above is what Orochimaru realized through his amazing wisdom.

Yes, because Uchiha Kai and Tsunade are usually very polite to each other, and they are like gentlemen, and it is impossible to tell that they are lovers, so people automatically understand that they are having a secret love affair.

After all, there is an age gap between the two, and their respective identities are very sensitive. Others may not say anything if they date publicly, but the parties themselves may feel ashamed, so it is natural for them to engage in an underground relationship.

Orochimaru naturally wouldn't go into detail about what was going on behind the scenes. After all, many things involved the secrets of their small circle, and other people couldn't tell them, even if Jiraiya was his good friend.

However, after hearing Orochimaru mention 'Kai-kun' again and again, Jiraiya's curiosity was completely aroused, especially the saying "a girl three years older than a boy is always thirteen years older than a boy". The more Jiraiya thought about it, the more interesting it became. It was simply a classic proverb that was rough in words but true in reality.

In an instant, Jiraiya developed a deep sense of identification with Uchiha Kai, thinking that he and he must have common topics.

This made Jiraiya full of expectations and curiosity, but also a little confused. After all, he knew Uchiha Kei. The other party was a good friend of his disciple Namikaze Minato, and also an Uchiha. He actually had his eye on that person.

However, the previous perception was that Uchiha was just a clever but lacking strength and often too cautious. His ability couldn't be said to be weak, but he wasn't strong either. Even though his own disciples highly respected him, he could only be considered a mediocre guy among Uchiha ninjas.

Just such a person actually brought about huge changes in the entire Uchiha and even the entire Konoha in a short period of time. It was really unexpected, and even made Jiraiya realize that he had made a mistake.

However, the hero Jiraiya would not dwell on these things. Even if he was envious and jealous of the other party's love for Tsunade, he would not develop a prejudice. On the contrary, when the feeling of admiration came up, he would want to make friends with the other party.

At that moment, Jiraiya packed up, paid the bill at the brothel, and then prepared to return to Konoha with Orochimaru.

During this period, Jiraiya asked Orochimaru many questions and learned a lot of things. When he learned that Orochimaru had actually created an aphrodisiac, and based on the aphrodisiac, he created a plant catalyst with no side effects that could dramatically increase grain production, he was completely stunned and looked at Orochimaru as if he were looking at a miracle doctor.

"Ahem, Orochimaru, can you give me some of this aphrodisiac to taste? Don't get me wrong, I just have a friend who has been feeling weak lately, so he needs some."

Jiraiya showed an embarrassed attitude and used the classic opening move.

Hearing this, Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya speechlessly and threw a small bottle to Jiraiya. The latter's eyes immediately lit up and he happily accepted it.

Then, Orochimaru said, "Kidney deficiency is not something to be ashamed of. You don't need to use having a friend as an excuse."

Jiraiya suddenly became anxious: "You're talking nonsense, I'm not suffering from kidney deficiency!"

Orochimaru said slowly: "This aphrodisiac can cure it. In addition, it has therapeutic effects on male symptoms such as impotence and premature ejaculation. Tsunade is ready to incorporate this medicine into Konoha's medical system, specifically for the treatment of similar diseases."

Jiraiya instantly stood in awe, then smiled playfully: "Don't worry! My dear friend, from now on, I will do whatever you ask me to do, and I will never have any objections!"

In response to this, Orochimaru just chuckled twice. The only time Jiraiya's words can be trusted is when he is serious, and this kind of playful attitude is just for listening.

When the last of the three ninjas was finally caught by his best friend and returned to Konoha, the Uchiha clan's secret ancestral home, the Nanga Shrine, was deserted in a primeval forest in the Nanga River basin about 20 kilometers outside Konoha Village. Only the Uchiha clan's ancestral barrier enveloped the Nanga Shrine.

As the ancestral land of the Uchiha clan, the Uchiha clan would clean, tidy up and maintain this place every year. Many times, they would use this place as a secret gathering place to hold secret family meetings that were not suitable to be held in the village.

Normally speaking, it happens once every two or three months. After all, the Uchiha clan's previous situation in Konoha was well known, and the resentment was quite great, and secret gatherings were created for this purpose.

However, three months have passed since the last gathering, but the Uchiha clan has no intention of holding a secret gathering here. If there is any meeting, it will be held directly in the clan territory.

The reason for this is that due to the changes brought about by Uchiha Kai, the Uchiha clan has become the most glorious clan in Konoha today. And it is not the kind of glory that was glorious on the surface but actually very frustrating, but a super glorious one from the inside out.

Now, when the Uchiha clan walks on the streets, they are not met with fear, terror and hatred, but respect, gratitude and welcome. The people in the village never stop praising the Uchiha clan, making every Uchiha clan walking on the street feel ecstatic and proud.

On this basis, the Uchiha clan is also gaining the honor they deserve. When they took the initiative to open up places in the Konoha Police Department, other departments of Konoha also opened their arms to the Uchiha.

Nowadays, many Uchiha have joined other departments, working for the cause of "making Konoha greater" within those departments, and the path to advancement is completely open.

Except for the fact that he still has no position in the upper echelons of Konoha, all other aspects have entered the best moment since the village was founded.

The future is bright, the career is smooth, and there is no shortage of honors.

In this environment, what resentment could the Uchiha have? Each of them had a strong sense of family honor, and their will to protect Konoha was extremely firm - after all, no matter how you look at it, the Uchiha clan could say "protect our Konoha" just like the Senju clan. It was also because of this that the Uchiha clan had no idea that Black Zetsu had led a group of White Zetsu to dig a hole under the Nanga Shrine. Even now, Uchiha Madara has come to this newly dug underground cave and sat on his White Zetsu throne again, using a life support device to stabilize his body that was like a candle in the wind.

Then, the White Zetsu Afei who was entangled with Uchiha Madara left Uchiha Madara's body, twisting himself and said: "Amazing, awesome, Master Madara is awesome! Even at such an old age, he is still awesome! He is so strong!"

Obviously, after possessing Uchiha Madara, A Fei could feel the majestic and domineering power in Uchiha Madara, which was beyond the power of anyone he knew, even Minato Namikaze who almost beat him to death.

However, such praise did not make Uchiha Madara happy. He only cared about one thing now, that was...

"Illusion game, did you get it?"

Uchiha Madara looked at Black Zetsu, and the latter possessed a White Zetsu, appearing in the form of Black and White Zetsu.

Black Zetsu nodded quickly, and then signaled a few White Zetsu to present the illusion game - although they didn't dare to go to Konoha Village, it was still possible to let some White Zetsu go to steal things. Although A Fei's actions at the beginning alarmed Konoha and let Konoha know that there was a hidden mysterious enemy, the nature of White Zetsu was there. If it was only used to steal things, it would be really hard to guard against.

So, after more than half a month, Uchiha Madara finally got the illusion game he had been longing for.

Without hesitation, Uchiha Madara immediately entered "Fruit Ninja" and had a lot of fun. He had so much fun until his mind became blurred (he was beaten up again by the hidden BOSS). Then he breathed a sigh of relief, turned to the right, closed his eyes, supported his head with his right fist, and tried to savor the pleasure he had just had in the illusion game.

"Yes, that's the feeling. This feeling of being able to dance to your heart's content. Even if I lose, it still leaves me with endless aftertastes..."

Well, after being forced to quit playing games for half a month, Uchiha Madara no longer gets upset because of losing to the guys in the game. He is now just a pure player who enjoys the game.

Then, Uchiha Madara looked at the broken copies of the "Fruit Ninja" game scrolls and immediately asked Black Zetsu to get some more. After all, he only played this game to challenge hidden bosses, and he directly turned this game into a consumable. The little that White Zetsu and others got could not withstand his tossing.

In response, Black Zetsu just wanted to say "I don't want to do it, get out!"

Unfortunately, this was just thought. Before the Moon Eye Project was completed, he had to maintain his status as the incarnation of Uchiha Madara's will, so he immediately used the Mayfly Technique to leave.

Then, after savoring the past, Uchiha Madara felt a sense of emptiness again, and this emptiness could only be filled by entering the illusion game, re-experiencing his young body and dancing to his heart's content.

Before Black Zetsu returns, Uchiha Madara has to endure this 'window period', and for him, this is really unbearable and must be filled immediately.

Then, Uchiha Madara noticed the other illusion games and couldn't help but frown slightly, considering whether he should make a meal replacement before the new "Fruit Ninja" came back.

While thinking this, the illusion scrolls were 'automatically' taken by Uchiha Madara, and he soon discovered that there was a new game called "Escape".

At that moment, Uchiha Madara asked about the situation of this new game, and White Zetsu told him what he had learned.

"A pure escape game, and one developed for the Uchiha clan?"

"Interesting. I originally thought that illusion games were targeted at the Uchiha. I didn't expect there was a special design based on this?"

"Well, before you get the new Fruit Ninja back, let me take a look at this new game targeting the Uchiha clan!"

At that moment, Uchiha Madara started "Escape" in a domineering manner.

Then, Uchiha Madara who entered the game once again felt young, energetic, and powerful - after all, before entering the hospital, players directly experienced their own conditions, and the elderly and disabled could recover their health and youth.

Then, Uchiha Madara's "Escape" journey officially began, and he quickly learned the background story and situation of the game.

"Gen Organization? Indra Clan? Blood Eye?"

"Interesting, this is talking about Konoha's Root Organization and the Uchiha Clan. Humph, this boring disguise is really boring. If you want to tell others something through the game, you should say it openly!"

"Qi boy's courage is still lacking!"

"But that's true. So far, he is just a brat who is less than 20 years old. If you want him to have the pattern that truly belongs to Uchiha, he still needs to be trained well."

While speaking with a proud tone, Uchiha Madara stepped into the hospital, but what he didn't know was that he was about to face the most exciting scene since the emergence of the illusion game.

Then, Uchiha Madara, who was deprived of his power and whose various fighting skills were forcibly invalidated, was brutally slaughtered by the psychopathic monsters, just like the stubborn Danzo Shimura.

However, what was better than Shimura Danzo was that Uchiha Madara did not scream even when he was slaughtered. At most he just groaned twice, showing his iron-blooded tough guy character and made a very proud comment.

"Nothing more than that!"

What is displayed is pride.

Of course, Uchiha Madara also admitted that this kind of stimulation is quite effective in opening the eyes of the Uchiha clan, and can open the eyes of many weak-willed Uchiha.

But, if that were all, it would really be nothing more than that. It was under such circumstances that Uchiha Madara learned the specific gameplay of the game and started his life of parkour escape.

Hiding in the closet or under the bed is absolutely not an option. Uchiha Madara never retreated even if he was tortured to death.

Don't mention it, Uchiha Madara did it. Relying on the simple parkour escape game method, he defeated all the enemies and kept moving forward.

Then, he finally saw it, saw his partner in the game, and his calm and arrogant appearance instantly froze, revealing a look of shock, his pupils trembling, and his body in the real world also opened his Sharingan.

"Hashirama!? Izuna!?"

"Why are you guys here? How could it be you guys!?"

(End of this chapter)